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knew: Nether knew that peppa could be so tall
knew: Nether knew that peppa could be so tall

Nether knew that peppa could be so tall

knew: I thought Google knew everything…
knew: I thought Google knew everything…

I thought Google knew everything…

knew: ballet-royale: midnight-spectrum-again: thesaltofcarthage: festivefeathers: safifonhasstrel: bundibird: jehovahhthickness: biggest-gaudiest-fish: lipsredasroses: mayothefirst: madamehearthwitch: thegrimmlovely: riskpig: endangeredslug: riskpig: teamseabreeze: recycled-soul: skywritingg: iloveyournudity: cuntsoloud-ishere: pizzaforpresident: This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!! This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes. WHAT? The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read. WHAT????? Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books? Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies. https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL This is very true lol Yo what the f u c k not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing. What the fuck I’m ace but here you guys go
knew: ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:


lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:


madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!




This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.


WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????


Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook


Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. 


WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL


This is very true lol 


Yo what the f u c k 






not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? 

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.



What the fuck



I’m ace but here you guys go

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knew: I think we all knew one like that
knew: I think we all knew one like that

I think we all knew one like that

knew: Never knew their alternate name
knew: Never knew their alternate name

Never knew their alternate name

knew: Never knew their alternate name
knew: Never knew their alternate name

Never knew their alternate name

knew: The Kid knew it was about to end!!
knew: The Kid knew it was about to end!!

The Kid knew it was about to end!!

knew: The Kid knew it was about to end!! by OGSOURAV MORE MEMES
knew: The Kid knew it was about to end!! by OGSOURAV
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The Kid knew it was about to end!! by OGSOURAV MORE MEMES

knew: phantomemes: credit  /  feel free to change pronouns ! ‘ tell me about the dream where we the pull bodies out of the lake ’‘ it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio ’‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us ’‘ we’ll never get used to it ’‘ there are so many things i’m not allowed to tell you ’‘ we know where the sound is coming from ’‘ the world is no longer mysterious ’‘ it’s thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster ’‘ i like him and i want to be like him ’‘ someone once told me that explaining is an admission of failure ’‘ history repeats itself ’‘ i wanted to be wanted ’‘ frequently i was finding myself sleepless ’‘ i’d like my money’s worth ’‘ we can’t punch ourselves awake ’‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth ’‘ you wanted happiness , i can’t blame you for that ’‘ a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy ’‘ tell me you’re not miserable ’‘ imagine being useless ’‘ there is no way to make this story interesting ’‘ i want to tell you this story without having to confess anything ’‘ he told me it wasn’t going to be okay ’‘ the minutes don’t stop ’‘ every morning another chapter ’‘ i wanted to give you something more ’‘ i’m sorry i came to your party and seduced you ’‘ you want a better story ’‘ i can already tell you think i’m the dragon ’‘ you still get to be the hero ’‘ i take the parts that i remember and stitch them back together ’‘ here is the part where everyone was happy all the time and we were all forgiven ’‘ the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell ’‘ unfortunately we don’t have that kind of time ’‘ it isn’t over yet , it’s just begun ’‘ things happen every minute that have nothing to do with us ’‘ i wanted to fall down right there but i knew you wouldn’t catch me ’‘ you are a fever i am learning to live with ’‘ everything is happening at the wrong end of a very long tunnel ’‘ i just don’t want to die anymore ’‘ you want to die for love , you always have ’‘ let’s not talk about it , let’s just not talk ’‘ you say  ‘ i’ll give you anything ’  but you never come through ’‘ i’m hungry and hollow and just want something to call my own ’‘ anything past the horizon is invisible , it can only be imagined ’‘ you keep singing along to that song i hate ’‘ this is the place where everything starts to begin ’‘ monsters are always hungry ’‘ none of us are going back ’ 
knew: phantomemes:
credit  /  feel free to change pronouns !
‘ tell me about the dream where we the pull bodies out of the lake ’‘ it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio ’‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us ’‘ we’ll never get used to it ’‘ there are so many things i’m not allowed to tell you ’‘ we know where the sound is coming from ’‘ the world is no longer mysterious ’‘ it’s thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster ’‘ i like him and i want to be like him ’‘ someone once told me that explaining is an admission of failure ’‘ history repeats itself ’‘ i wanted to be wanted ’‘ frequently i was finding myself sleepless ’‘ i’d like my money’s worth ’‘ we can’t punch ourselves awake ’‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth ’‘ you wanted happiness , i can’t blame you for that ’‘ a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy ’‘ tell me you’re not miserable ’‘ imagine being useless ’‘ there is no way to make this story interesting ’‘ i want to tell you this story without having to confess anything ’‘ he told me it wasn’t going to be okay ’‘ the minutes don’t stop ’‘ every morning another chapter ’‘ i wanted to give you something more ’‘ i’m sorry i came to your party and seduced you ’‘ you want a better story ’‘ i can already tell you think i’m the dragon ’‘ you still get to be the hero ’‘ i take the parts that i remember and stitch them back together ’‘ here is the part where everyone was happy all the time and we were all forgiven ’‘ the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell ’‘ unfortunately we don’t have that kind of time ’‘ it isn’t over yet , it’s just begun ’‘ things happen every minute that have nothing to do with us ’‘ i wanted to fall down right there but i knew you wouldn’t catch me ’‘ you are a fever i am learning to live with ’‘ everything is happening at the wrong end of a very long tunnel ’‘ i just don’t want to die anymore ’‘ you want to die for love , you always have ’‘ let’s not talk about it , let’s just not talk ’‘ you say  ‘ i’ll give you anything ’  but you never come through ’‘ i’m hungry and hollow and just want something to call my own ’‘ anything past the horizon is invisible , it can only be imagined ’‘ you keep singing along to that song i hate ’‘ this is the place where everything starts to begin ’‘ monsters are always hungry ’‘ none of us are going back ’ 

phantomemes: credit  /  feel free to change pronouns ! ‘ tell me about the dream where we the pull bodies out of the lake ’‘ it’s more li...

knew: Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
knew: Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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knew: Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that. by JayZGatsby
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knew: Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that.
knew: Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that.

Twitter > Facebook, but y’all already knew that.

knew: programmer didn’t knew backend was a thing
knew: programmer didn’t knew backend was a thing

programmer didn’t knew backend was a thing

knew: She knew it was coming
knew: She knew it was coming

She knew it was coming

knew: She knew it was coming
knew: She knew it was coming

She knew it was coming

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knew: I knew Kylie Jenner's new look reminded me of something – popular memes on the site iFunny.co #kyliejenner #celebrities #knew #kylie #jenners #new #look #reminded #pic

I knew Kylie Jenner's new look reminded me of something – popular memes on the site iFunny.co #kyliejenner #celebrities #knew #kylie #jen...

knew: I knew he’d lie to me. I just wanted to see if he’d be honest.
knew: I knew he’d lie to me. I just wanted to see if he’d be honest.

I knew he’d lie to me. I just wanted to see if he’d be honest.

knew: I never knew about this ?!
knew: I never knew about this ?!

I never knew about this ?!

knew: I knew this reminded me of something…
knew: I knew this reminded me of something…

I knew this reminded me of something…

knew: If only we knew
knew: If only we knew

If only we knew

knew: If only we knew
knew: If only we knew

If only we knew

knew: He knew it very well !! by thatbitch999 MORE MEMES
knew: He knew it very well !! by thatbitch999
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He knew it very well !! by thatbitch999 MORE MEMES

knew: I knew I’d have a heart to heart with god eventually.
knew: I knew I’d have a heart to heart with god eventually.

I knew I’d have a heart to heart with god eventually.

knew: Little Timmy Never knew
knew: Little Timmy Never knew

Little Timmy Never knew

knew: I wish I knew how to cook
knew: I wish I knew how to cook

I wish I knew how to cook

knew: I knew it!
knew: I knew it!

I knew it!

knew: twinflameoracle: Our first episode of the Get Started show!  My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s desperately trying to keep his wife until he can find her replacement. Honestly, I’d feel really bad if, she would have asked me who I was and what REALLY happened. Seriously chica, you knew from the moment you noticed how well decorated the apartment was and the FACT he let me walk back there while you were coming out of the shower and you chose to curl up in a ball, naked at my feet. A real man would have had better manners.  He’s yours now. I’ve moved on. Oh … by the way, their financial advice is BEYOND OUTDATED. I should know, its from back when we were still together. Getting an account with SoFi is next level. Join me on SoFi Money. You can save, spend, and earn interest—all in one account. Use my link to sign up and you’ll get a $75 bonus. https://www.sofi.com/invite/money?gcp=13784d90-94d5-46b3-9b4f-57a634e9ba4c Learn more and use my link to apply for a SoFi Personal Loan or a SoFi Student Loan Refi and you can get a $100 welcome bonus: https://www.sofi.com/share/2946657 I’m using SoFi Invest 📊 to buy and sell stocks (and pieces of stocks) with zero fees. Open an Active Investing account with $1,000 or more, and you’ll get $75 in stock. I’ll get $75 in stock, too! Use my link: https://www.sofi.com/share/invest/2946657 Once you become a member don’t forget to sign up for your FREE Career Coaching session! These are CEO-level career coaches! As a SoFi member, you can work one-on-one with an experienced career coach to identify what success and financial independence mean to you. https://partner.kfadvance.com/sofi P.S. Universe please stop sending messages about this person. Seriously, I hope they both find the happiness and love they deserve.
knew: twinflameoracle:
Our first episode of the Get Started show! 
My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s desperately trying to keep his wife until he can find her replacement.
Honestly, I’d feel really bad if, she would have asked me who I was and what REALLY happened. Seriously chica, you knew from the moment you noticed how well decorated the apartment was and the FACT he let me walk back there while you were coming out of the shower and you chose to curl up in a ball, naked at my feet. A real man would have had better manners. 
He’s yours now. I’ve moved on.
Oh … by the way, their financial advice is BEYOND OUTDATED. I should know, its from back when we were still together.
Getting an account with SoFi is next level.
Join me on SoFi Money. You can save, spend, and earn interest—all in one account. Use my link to sign up and you’ll get a $75 bonus. https://www.sofi.com/invite/money?gcp=13784d90-94d5-46b3-9b4f-57a634e9ba4c

 Learn more and use my link to apply for a SoFi Personal Loan or a SoFi Student Loan Refi and you can get a $100 welcome bonus: https://www.sofi.com/share/2946657

I’m using SoFi Invest 📊 to buy and sell stocks (and pieces of stocks) with zero fees. Open an Active Investing account with $1,000 or more, and you’ll get $75 in stock. I’ll get $75 in stock, too! Use my link: https://www.sofi.com/share/invest/2946657

Once you become a member don’t forget to sign up for your FREE Career Coaching session!
These are CEO-level career coaches!


As a SoFi member, you can work one-on-one with an experienced career coach to identify what success and financial independence mean to you.

https://partner.kfadvance.com/sofi
P.S. Universe please stop sending messages about this person. Seriously, I hope they both find the happiness and love they deserve.

twinflameoracle: Our first episode of the Get Started show!  My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s d...

knew: twinflameoracle: Our first episode of the Get Started show!  My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s desperately trying to keep his wife until he can find her replacement. Honestly, I’d feel really bad if, she would have asked me who I was and what REALLY happened. Seriously chica, you knew from the moment you noticed how well decorated the apartment was and the FACT he let me walk back there while you were coming out of the shower and you chose to curl up in a ball, naked at my feet. A real man would have had better manners.  He’s yours now. I’ve moved on. Oh … by the way, their financial advice is BEYOND OUTDATED. I should know, its from back when we were still together. Getting an account with SoFi is next level. Join me on SoFi Money. You can save, spend, and earn interest—all in one account. Use my link to sign up and you’ll get a $75 bonus. https://www.sofi.com/invite/money?gcp=13784d90-94d5-46b3-9b4f-57a634e9ba4c Learn more and use my link to apply for a SoFi Personal Loan or a SoFi Student Loan Refi and you can get a $100 welcome bonus: https://www.sofi.com/share/2946657 I’m using SoFi Invest 📊 to buy and sell stocks (and pieces of stocks) with zero fees. Open an Active Investing account with $1,000 or more, and you’ll get $75 in stock. I’ll get $75 in stock, too! Use my link: https://www.sofi.com/share/invest/2946657 Once you become a member don’t forget to sign up for your FREE Career Coaching session! These are CEO-level career coaches! As a SoFi member, you can work one-on-one with an experienced career coach to identify what success and financial independence mean to you. https://partner.kfadvance.com/sofi P.S. Universe please stop sending messages about this person. Seriously, I hope they both find the happiness and love they deserve.
knew: twinflameoracle:
Our first episode of the Get Started show! 
My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s desperately trying to keep his wife until he can find her replacement.
Honestly, I’d feel really bad if, she would have asked me who I was and what REALLY happened. Seriously chica, you knew from the moment you noticed how well decorated the apartment was and the FACT he let me walk back there while you were coming out of the shower and you chose to curl up in a ball, naked at my feet. A real man would have had better manners. 
He’s yours now. I’ve moved on.
Oh … by the way, their financial advice is BEYOND OUTDATED. I should know, its from back when we were still together.
Getting an account with SoFi is next level.
Join me on SoFi Money. You can save, spend, and earn interest—all in one account. Use my link to sign up and you’ll get a $75 bonus. https://www.sofi.com/invite/money?gcp=13784d90-94d5-46b3-9b4f-57a634e9ba4c

 Learn more and use my link to apply for a SoFi Personal Loan or a SoFi Student Loan Refi and you can get a $100 welcome bonus: https://www.sofi.com/share/2946657

I’m using SoFi Invest 📊 to buy and sell stocks (and pieces of stocks) with zero fees. Open an Active Investing account with $1,000 or more, and you’ll get $75 in stock. I’ll get $75 in stock, too! Use my link: https://www.sofi.com/share/invest/2946657

Once you become a member don’t forget to sign up for your FREE Career Coaching session!
These are CEO-level career coaches!


As a SoFi member, you can work one-on-one with an experienced career coach to identify what success and financial independence mean to you.

https://partner.kfadvance.com/sofi
P.S. Universe please stop sending messages about this person. Seriously, I hope they both find the happiness and love they deserve.

twinflameoracle: Our first episode of the Get Started show!  My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s d...

knew: twinflameoracle: Our first episode of the Get Started show!  My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s desperately trying to keep his wife until he can find her replacement. Honestly, I’d feel really bad if, she would have asked me who I was and what REALLY happened. Seriously chica, you knew from the moment you noticed how well decorated the apartment was and the FACT he let me walk back there while you were coming out of the shower and you chose to curl up in a ball, naked at my feet. A real man would have had better manners.  He’s yours now. I’ve moved on. Oh … by the way, their financial advice is BEYOND OUTDATED. I should know, its from back when we were still together. Getting an account with SoFi is next level. Join me on SoFi Money. You can save, spend, and earn interest—all in one account. Use my link to sign up and you’ll get a $75 bonus. https://www.sofi.com/invite/money?gcp=13784d90-94d5-46b3-9b4f-57a634e9ba4c Learn more and use my link to apply for a SoFi Personal Loan or a SoFi Student Loan Refi and you can get a $100 welcome bonus: https://www.sofi.com/share/2946657 I’m using SoFi Invest 📊 to buy and sell stocks (and pieces of stocks) with zero fees. Open an Active Investing account with $1,000 or more, and you’ll get $75 in stock. I’ll get $75 in stock, too! Use my link: https://www.sofi.com/share/invest/2946657 Once you become a member don’t forget to sign up for your FREE Career Coaching session! These are CEO-level career coaches! As a SoFi member, you can work one-on-one with an experienced career coach to identify what success and financial independence mean to you. https://partner.kfadvance.com/sofi P.S. Universe please stop sending messages about this person. Seriously, I hope they both find the happiness and love they deserve.
knew: twinflameoracle:
Our first episode of the Get Started show! 
My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s desperately trying to keep his wife until he can find her replacement.
Honestly, I’d feel really bad if, she would have asked me who I was and what REALLY happened. Seriously chica, you knew from the moment you noticed how well decorated the apartment was and the FACT he let me walk back there while you were coming out of the shower and you chose to curl up in a ball, naked at my feet. A real man would have had better manners. 
He’s yours now. I’ve moved on.
Oh … by the way, their financial advice is BEYOND OUTDATED. I should know, its from back when we were still together.
Getting an account with SoFi is next level.
Join me on SoFi Money. You can save, spend, and earn interest—all in one account. Use my link to sign up and you’ll get a $75 bonus. https://www.sofi.com/invite/money?gcp=13784d90-94d5-46b3-9b4f-57a634e9ba4c

 Learn more and use my link to apply for a SoFi Personal Loan or a SoFi Student Loan Refi and you can get a $100 welcome bonus: https://www.sofi.com/share/2946657

I’m using SoFi Invest 📊 to buy and sell stocks (and pieces of stocks) with zero fees. Open an Active Investing account with $1,000 or more, and you’ll get $75 in stock. I’ll get $75 in stock, too! Use my link: https://www.sofi.com/share/invest/2946657

Once you become a member don’t forget to sign up for your FREE Career Coaching session!
These are CEO-level career coaches!


As a SoFi member, you can work one-on-one with an experienced career coach to identify what success and financial independence mean to you.

https://partner.kfadvance.com/sofi
P.S. Universe please stop sending messages about this person. Seriously, I hope they both find the happiness and love they deserve.

twinflameoracle: Our first episode of the Get Started show!  My false twin is FINALLY doing what I worked so hard to teach him. Or he’s d...

knew: I bet you never knew
knew: 

I bet you never knew

I bet you never knew

knew: I. FRICKEN. KNEW. IT. (Tag someone *including yourself* who talks like this)
knew: I. FRICKEN. KNEW. IT. (Tag someone *including yourself* who talks like this)

I. FRICKEN. KNEW. IT. (Tag someone *including yourself* who talks like this)