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Being Alone, Candy, and Crazy: My boyfriend asked me out on a date to go see Infinity War with him. AT&T令 4:15 PM 4:15 PM Superman Superman credits scene(s). Kissing also applies. 4. If a main character dies, we cry together, if you ain't crying, you walking home. I need you invested in this. 5. If you cancel the movie date I'll need 24 hours notice so that Friday April 27th, 8PM- Infinity War. You going with me? I just ordered 2 tickets. Yes dear Read 4:06 PM Imay replace you with a suitable viewer, most likely Jesse. If you cancel last minute and I have to watch alone, you'll be hearing from my lawyer Okay, here's the ground rules 1. I'll buy you whatever you want before the movie. Candy, popcorn, drinks, even a hotdog. But you can't ask for anything during the movie 2. No talking during the movie, I can't be distracted. You got questions? Write them down I'll answer when it's over. 3. No hand holding, it'll distract me and l'll miss things I've waited 10 years to see. Save your cooties until post post credits scene(s). Kissing also applies. AT&T 4:15 PM Superman and I have to watch alone, you'll be hearing from my lawyer 6. If a crazy white guy wants to come up in there trying to ruin the movie by shooting at people, I need you to take him down quickly and keep him under control. Wait until after the movie to call the police, I don't need the commotion interrupting the movie Message Following all rules will warrant a <p>You don&rsquo;t mess with a mans movie experience. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm">https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm</a></p>
Being Alone, Candy, and Crazy: My boyfriend asked me out on a date to go see
 Infinity War with him.
 AT&T令
 4:15 PM
 4:15 PM
 Superman
 Superman
 credits scene(s). Kissing also
 applies.
 4. If a main character dies, we
 cry together, if you ain't crying,
 you walking home. I need you
 invested in this.
 5. If you cancel the movie date
 I'll need 24 hours notice so that
 Friday April 27th, 8PM- Infinity
 War. You going with me? I just
 ordered 2 tickets.
 Yes dear
 Read 4:06 PM Imay replace you with a
 suitable viewer, most likely
 Jesse. If you cancel last minute
 and I have to watch alone,
 you'll be hearing from my
 lawyer
 Okay, here's the ground rules
 1. I'll buy you whatever you
 want before the movie. Candy,
 popcorn, drinks, even a
 hotdog. But you can't ask for
 anything during the movie
 2. No talking during the movie,
 I can't be distracted. You got
 questions? Write them down
 I'll answer when it's over.
 3. No hand holding, it'll distract
 me and l'll miss things I've
 waited 10 years to see. Save
 your cooties until post post
 credits scene(s). Kissing also
 applies.
 AT&T
 4:15 PM
 Superman
 and I have to watch alone,
 you'll be hearing from my
 lawyer
 6. If a crazy white guy wants to
 come up in there trying to ruin
 the movie by shooting at
 people, I need you to take him
 down quickly and keep him
 under control. Wait until after
 the movie to call the police, I
 don't need the commotion
 interrupting the movie
 Message
 Following all rules will warrant a
<p>You don&rsquo;t mess with a mans movie experience. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm">https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm</a></p>

<p>You don&rsquo;t mess with a mans movie experience. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm">https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm</a></p>

Food, Friends, and Life: semicolon m-dash ampersand every english teacher's favorite student doesn't start things until the last minute has hidden wild side of some kind probably a cat person must have final zinger in an argument kind of an asshole, but in the loveable way . off-the-charts sarcasm levels . cheer them up with food really heckin gay probably an art student trash for pastel-colored anything loves succulents but can't stop killing them ellipses colon quotation marks helps friends by sharing memes didn't peak until after high school ."what am i doing with my life" .probably a younger sibling what is self-control still unironically uses XD and o.O . freaks out when they see a dog . kind of a mess, but also pure mom friend Very Organized-how do they do it? . bakes desserts when stressed too hard on themselves asterisk exclamation point(s) parentheses . wrote it down but lost the note .thinks of perfect response a day later can't catch a break but Trying Really Hard loves nature/being outdoors . chaotic neutral won't stop watching vine comps hasn't slept in three days . for fuck's sake "well actually... . kind of a know-it-all won't realize they're the asterisk were probably valedictorian or something slash tilde question mark . so indecisive "hip with the youths" says "omg" (the acutual abbreviation) . has watched the office at least 3 times so soft probably a weeb .probably good at whistling doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings .always sleepy ."what is happening" .really likes podcasts and/or npr . shares nihilistic memes; really an optimist
Food, Friends, and Life: semicolon
 m-dash
 ampersand
 every english teacher's favorite student
 doesn't start things until the last minute
 has hidden wild side of some kind
 probably a cat person
 must have final zinger in an argument
 kind of an asshole, but in the loveable way
 . off-the-charts sarcasm levels
 . cheer them up with food
 really heckin gay
 probably an art student
 trash for pastel-colored anything
 loves succulents but can't stop killing them
 ellipses
 colon
 quotation marks
 helps friends by sharing memes
 didn't peak until after high school
 ."what am i doing with my life"
 .probably a younger sibling
 what is self-control
 still unironically uses XD and o.O
 . freaks out when they see a dog
 . kind of a mess, but also pure
 mom friend
 Very Organized-how do they do it?
 . bakes desserts when stressed
 too hard on themselves
 asterisk
 exclamation point(s)
 parentheses
 . wrote it down but lost the note
 .thinks of perfect response a day later
 can't catch a break but Trying Really Hard
 loves nature/being outdoors
 . chaotic neutral
 won't stop watching vine comps
 hasn't slept in three days
 . for fuck's sake
 "well actually...
 . kind of a know-it-all
 won't realize they're the asterisk
 were probably valedictorian or something
 slash
 tilde
 question mark
 . so indecisive
 "hip with the youths"
 says "omg" (the acutual abbreviation)
 . has watched the office at least 3 times
 so soft
 probably a weeb
 .probably good at whistling
 doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings
 .always sleepy
 ."what is happening"
 .really likes podcasts and/or npr
 . shares nihilistic memes; really an optimist