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    Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR
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dracophile:

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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesnā€™t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, Iā€™d like to direct the courtā€™s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there isĀ ā€œno such paper sticking out of the Batman comicā€?!

Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, theyā€™re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably wonā€™t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. Iā€™ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. Itā€™s not unreasonable for it to do a (2)Ā 90 degree turn.Ā Or perhaps,Ā (3) a paper does not exist there at all.Ā Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence. Ā 

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.



Iā€™m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I canā€™t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the libraryā€™s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.(Perhaps I shouldā€™ve left the artistry to the forensic artistā€¦)Now hold it right there! It doesnā€™t matter which direction the paper is going because itā€™s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!ā€¦ I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known asĀ ā€œmangaā€. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is uselessā€“ there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you canā€™t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR
 ISEE WHAT
 YOU DID THERE
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dracophile:

randomthingieshere:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

forthefuns:

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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesnā€™t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, Iā€™d like to direct the courtā€™s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there isĀ ā€œno such paper sticking out of the Batman comicā€?!

Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, theyā€™re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably wonā€™t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. Iā€™ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. Itā€™s not unreasonable for it to do a (2)Ā 90 degree turn.Ā Or perhaps,Ā (3) a paper does not exist there at all.Ā Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence. Ā 

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.



Iā€™m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I canā€™t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the libraryā€™s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.(Perhaps I shouldā€™ve left the artistry to the forensic artistā€¦)Now hold it right there! It doesnā€™t matter which direction the paper is going because itā€™s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!ā€¦ I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known asĀ ā€œmangaā€. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is uselessā€“ there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you canā€™t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?


                
            

            
            
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