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Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So Iโ€™m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye yโ€™all got Chil Fil A in Toronto ๐Ÿค”โ€ and she like โ€œnahโ€ and Iโ€™m like โ€œaight when u slide thru Chicago itโ€™s onโ€ and she like โ€œsmash! We donโ€™t fvck with Chik Fil A! ๐Ÿ˜คโ€ And thatโ€™s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I donโ€™t blame u Canadians because yโ€™all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted โ€˜Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country ๐Ÿ˜ค.โ€™ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say โ€œTony my dude imma need a cross.โ€ Tony: โ€œsmash...you donโ€™t wear crosses(?)โ€ Me: โ€œTONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too ๐Ÿ™‚.โ€ And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say โ€œtwo orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.โ€ The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: โ€œsmash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot Iโ€™m handing you tenders. And youโ€™re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)โ€ And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words โ€œsis...issa time to fight and itโ€™s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is
 sleeping inside for the first time in her life
 Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells
 @DrSmashlove
So Iโ€™m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye yโ€™all got Chil Fil A in Toronto ๐Ÿค”โ€ and she like โ€œnahโ€ and Iโ€™m like โ€œaight when u slide thru Chicago itโ€™s onโ€ and she like โ€œsmash! We donโ€™t fvck with Chik Fil A! ๐Ÿ˜คโ€ And thatโ€™s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I donโ€™t blame u Canadians because yโ€™all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted โ€˜Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country ๐Ÿ˜ค.โ€™ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say โ€œTony my dude imma need a cross.โ€ Tony: โ€œsmash...you donโ€™t wear crosses(?)โ€ Me: โ€œTONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too ๐Ÿ™‚.โ€ And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say โ€œtwo orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.โ€ The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: โ€œsmash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot Iโ€™m handing you tenders. And youโ€™re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)โ€ And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words โ€œsis...issa time to fight and itโ€™s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So Iโ€™m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye yโ€™all got Chil Fil A in Toronto ๐Ÿค”โ€ and she like โ€œnahโ€ and Iโ€™m like โ€œaight w...