Lil B

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Lil B: We couid go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of firting before I charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek After that we'd get too busy and never talk to each other again. Interested? But what if it goes really well and we get married have this fairytale romance have 2.5 kids and eventually you get bored start sleeping with a co- worker I start eating my feelings, get diabetes. But we stay together for the kids of course and also people would judge you for leaving ur sick wife with diabetes What happened to half of one of our kids?i And did we at least give him half We had a dwarf son We call him LB For little bit of a person He struggles sometimes but L.B Looks forward to Christmas cards every year when he gets to play the elf sure there's not some time warp situation going on that we birthed Lil B the rapper, Because for the sake of the world we should just end it here id Hey you're the one having an affair. jus cheat on you with cake I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two ids we never got time alone. And now you're filled with that nasty disease and I can't be intimate with you No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah Stop putting words in my mouth DAMNIT DEREK!!! It's like you don't even care anymore The pregnancies did a number on your body. And you refused to go to the gym with me. It's hard to care if you don't care And that's who it is.. Karen from accounting. she's a whore,, she slept with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull your shit together we have church in IDIDNT SAY KAREN AND I DONT EAT CAKE WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop trying to kill by hiding my medicine WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT CAKE YOU DONT NEED Oh and don't even try that same story you gave me last week. TWINKIES ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY ARE CAKE It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you, it's in you for good Maybe if you would stop having sex with Karen We could bang it out every once in a while and I wouldn't How would you know anything about aids Mariah? I had to make out with you for 7 hours to get you out of your clothes our first time, You don't get that time back. You think I WANTED to watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days? No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid But once again, I had to do all the That's my favorite movie. And you said you liked it. Also it's not my fault it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT But what would you and your whore Karen know about You've never been 1he same and you know it. Ever since our first date, when we It's not my fault the first time we had sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to be the same after that Why couldn't you have just worn a condom IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT Fine it was good. But ask yourself this WAS IT WORTH IT The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS ls THAT what you were muttering last ight when you were eating those cupcakes behind the bed? I really need to take you on a date. Not because I like you or anything it's strictly because I'm a sucker for drama stories and have to see how these stories play out. I don't know You and Karen can hit me up Tailor Thanks, Karen.
Lil B: We couid go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of firting before I charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek After that we'd get too busy and never talk to each other again. Interested? But what if it goes really well and we get married have this fairytale romance have 2.5 kids and eventually you get bored start sleeping with a co- worker I start eating my feelings, get diabetes. But we stay together for the kids of course and also people would judge you for leaving ur sick wife with diabetes What happened to half of one of our kids?i And did we at least give him half We had a dwarf son We call him LB For little bit of a person He struggles sometimes but L.B Looks forward to Christmas cards every year when he gets to play the elf sure there's not some time warp situation going on that we birthed Lil B the rapper, Because for the sake of the world we should just end it here id Hey you're the one having an affair. jus cheat on you with cake I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two ids we never got time alone. And now you're filled with that nasty disease and I can't be intimate with you No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah Stop putting words in my mouth DAMNIT DEREK!!! It's like you don't even care anymore The pregnancies did a number on your body. And you refused to go to the gym with me. It's hard to care if you don't care And that's who it is.. Karen from accounting. she's a whore,, she slept with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull your shit together we have church in IDIDNT SAY KAREN AND I DONT EAT CAKE WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop trying to kill by hiding my medicine WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT CAKE YOU DONT NEED Oh and don't even try that same story you gave me last week. TWINKIES ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY ARE CAKE It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you, it's in you for good Maybe if you would stop having sex with Karen We could bang it out every once in a while and I wouldn't How would you know anything about aids Mariah? I had to make out with you for 7 hours to get you out of your clothes our first time, You don't get that time back. You think I WANTED to watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days? No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid But once again, I had to do all the That's my favorite movie. And you said you liked it. Also it's not my fault it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT But what would you and your whore Karen know about You've never been 1he same and you know it. Ever since our first date, when we It's not my fault the first time we had sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to be the same after that Why couldn't you have just worn a condom IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT Fine it was good. But ask yourself this WAS IT WORTH IT The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS ls THAT what you were muttering last ight when you were eating those cupcakes behind the bed? I really need to take you on a date. Not because I like you or anything it's strictly because I'm a sucker for drama stories and have to see how these stories play out. I don't know You and Karen can hit me up Tailor Thanks, Karen.

Thanks, Karen.