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living thing: S TOME OF BEASTS SKELETON, SHARKJAW orm approaches through the murky ter, but as it nears, it becomes clear that this is no living thing. It is made entirely of sharks'jaws joined together and brought to life with grim maga Made from numerous, interlocking shark's jaws, The bumanoid form approaches through wa these horrors are animated through foul magic into a large, vaguely humanoid shape. Sahuagin priests animate them to guard their sepulchers of bones These sharkjaw skeletons lie among great piles of bones, waiting to rise up and attack any uninvited souls who invade the sanctity of sahuagin holy sites. Others guard pirate treasures or ancient shipwrecks UNDEAD AUTOMATON. Being mindless, sharkjaw skeletons do nothing without orders from their creator, and they follow those instructions explicitly. A sharkjaw skeleton's creator can give it new commands as long as the skeleton s within 60 feet and can see and ear its creator. Otherwise, a arkjaw skeleton follows its last structions to the best of its ability and the exclusion of all else, though it will ays fight back if attacked. DEAD NATURE. A shroud doesn't require ood, drink, or sleep AW SKELETON ad, lawful evil s 13 (natural armor) 15 (6d10 + 12) swim 30 ft. Languages understands the languages of its creator can't speak Challenge 1 (200 XP) X CON NT bunjywunjy: ketchuplaser: bunjywunjy: armchair-factotum: young-replica: ??????? The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted …okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses @bunjywunjy, I got you. I was going to name them Captain Sharkjaw, but you do you. “I once killed a Owlbear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” now he’s Groucho Sharks
 living thing: S TOME OF BEASTS
 SKELETON, SHARKJAW
 orm approaches through the murky
 ter, but as it nears, it becomes clear that this is
 no living thing. It is made entirely of sharks'jaws
 joined together and brought to life with grim maga
 Made from numerous, interlocking shark's jaws,
 The bumanoid form approaches through
 wa
 these horrors are animated through foul magic into
 a large, vaguely humanoid shape. Sahuagin priests
 animate them to guard their sepulchers of bones
 These sharkjaw skeletons lie among great piles of
 bones, waiting to rise up and attack any uninvited souls
 who invade the sanctity of sahuagin holy sites. Others
 guard pirate treasures or
 ancient shipwrecks
 UNDEAD AUTOMATON.
 Being mindless, sharkjaw
 skeletons do nothing
 without orders from their
 creator, and they follow those
 instructions explicitly. A sharkjaw
 skeleton's creator can give it new
 commands as long as the skeleton
 s within 60 feet and can see and
 ear its creator. Otherwise, a
 arkjaw skeleton follows its last
 structions to the best of its ability and
 the exclusion of all else, though it will
 ays fight back if attacked.
 DEAD NATURE. A shroud doesn't require
 ood, drink, or sleep
 AW SKELETON
 ad, lawful evil
 s 13 (natural armor)
 15 (6d10 + 12)
 swim 30 ft.
 Languages understands the languages of its creator
 can't speak
 Challenge 1 (200 XP)
 X CON NT
bunjywunjy:
ketchuplaser:

bunjywunjy:

armchair-factotum:

young-replica:
???????
The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted

…okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses

@bunjywunjy, I got you. I was going to name them Captain Sharkjaw, but you do you.
“I once killed a Owlbear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”

now he’s Groucho Sharks

bunjywunjy: ketchuplaser: bunjywunjy: armchair-factotum: young-replica: ??????? The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wante...

living thing: olene33rpm me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente cowèurde nazerine love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg kore this, sore that, dore which koko here, soko there, doko where koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany Source: categorical-abstract-ml futureevilscientist confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo", instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there assassinregrets im just the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion ofa person in the conversation so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you) i love it madmaudlingoes This is called "clusivity" and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen, Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua spinningyarns Some languages just side-eye harder than others Source: assassinregrets lord-kitschener Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz relativelylessimportant Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a joke, but is actually true Source: lord-kitschener heatmor irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit" but directly translated it means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you" its like "i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch Source: cradily Mark Magumpkin Follow Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason paddysnuffles tumblr: on languages Tumblr on languages
 living thing: olene33rpm
 me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels
 the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente cowèurde
 nazerine
 love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg
 kore this, sore that, dore which
 koko here, soko there, doko where
 koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany
 Source: categorical-abstract-ml
 futureevilscientist
 confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so
 whenever I see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo", instead of hugs and
 kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like
 some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there
 assassinregrets
 im just
 the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion ofa
 person in the conversation
 so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you)
 i love it
 madmaudlingoes
 This is called "clusivity" and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen,
 Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua
 spinningyarns
 Some languages just side-eye harder than others
 Source: assassinregrets
 lord-kitschener
 Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can
 Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
 relativelylessimportant
 Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a
 joke, but is actually true
 Source: lord-kitschener
 heatmor
 irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit" but directly translated it
 means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is
 muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you" its like "i see your god
 and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch
 Source: cradily
 Mark Magumpkin
 Follow
 Spanish: The h is silent
 English: Many letters can be silent
 French: All letters are meaningless, every living
 thing is born without reason
 paddysnuffles
 tumblr: on languages
Tumblr on languages

Tumblr on languages

living thing: insomniac-arrest jolene33rpm me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente coweurde nazerine I love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg, kore this, sore that, dore which koko here, soko there, doko where koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany futureevilscientist confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so whenever l see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there Source: futureevilscientist assassinregrets im just the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion of a person in the so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you) i love it conversation madmaudlingoes This is called "clusivity and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen, Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua. spinningyarns Some languages just side-eye harder than others. Source: assassinregrets lord-kitschener Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz relativelylessimportant Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a joke, but is actually true heatmor irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit but directly translated it means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you . its like i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch Source: cradily Mark Magumpkin Д. Follow Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason paddysnuffles tumblr: on languages Languages are fun
 living thing: insomniac-arrest
 jolene33rpm
 me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels
 the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente coweurde
 nazerine
 I love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg,
 kore this, sore that, dore which
 koko here, soko there, doko where
 koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany
 futureevilscientist
 confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so
 whenever l see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo, instead of hugs and
 kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO like
 some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there
 Source: futureevilscientist
 assassinregrets
 im just
 the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion of a
 person in the
 so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you)
 i love it
 conversation
 madmaudlingoes
 This is called "clusivity and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen,
 Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua.
 spinningyarns
 Some languages just side-eye harder than others.
 Source: assassinregrets
 lord-kitschener
 Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can
 Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
 relativelylessimportant
 Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a
 joke, but is actually true
 heatmor
 irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit but directly translated it
 means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is
 muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you . its like i see your god
 and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch
 Source: cradily
 Mark Magumpkin
 Д. Follow
 Spanish: The h is silent
 English: Many letters can be silent
 French: All letters are meaningless, every living
 thing is born without reason
 paddysnuffles
 tumblr: on languages
Languages are fun

Languages are fun

living thing: FACTSBRAIN#005 Like all living things, humans are bioluminescent (meaning we glow) We glow brightest during the afternoon es factsbrain.com natsulasommer: prettyinpwn: natsulasommer: hikikotaku: hikikotaku: hikikotaku: factsbrain: Like all living things, humans are bio­luminescent (meaning we glow) – We glow brightest during the afternoon. - weird, interesting  funny facts what i’ve been staring at this for like 5 minutes. so.. what. i don’t think people glow. but this is telling me that we actually emit visible light.. especially in the afternoon?? am i reading this right or what “all living things” plants. when do the plants glow science side of tumblr pls I’m not from the science side of tumblr, but here’s the answer anyways:  Basically, all living things are bioluminescent because every living thing has chemical reactions occurring in their cells. The energy created from these chemical reactions physically manifests as light, thus… all living things naturally glow.  However, this glow cannot be seen by the human eye. In fact, the only way they’ve ever captured this light is through special cameras. Using these ultra special cameras, they’ve imaged subjects’ bodies over 24 hour periods. It has been found out that humans emit the most of this glow during the afternoon (about 4 PM), it is the weakest in the morning (about 10 AM), and the brightest light is emitted from the cheeks, neck, and forehead. The light is about a thousand times weaker than what humans can perceive.  Basically, it’s a side effect of metabolic reactions. It’s been suspected that humans are bioluminescent for years, but they weren’t able to confirm it until recently thanks to technology and a man named Masaki Kobayashi from the Tohoku Institute of Technology.  Sources: http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/07/20/photographing-the-glow-of-the-human-body/ http://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2009/jul/17/human-bioluminescence http://www.livescience.com/7799-strange-humans-glow-visible-light.html 10/10 explaination 10/10 source 10/10 time to answer overall 10/10 you are now offiicially from the science side of tumblr. and thank you
 living thing: FACTSBRAIN#005
 Like all living things, humans are
 bioluminescent (meaning we glow)
 We glow brightest during the afternoon
 es
 factsbrain.com
natsulasommer:

prettyinpwn:

natsulasommer:

hikikotaku:

hikikotaku:

hikikotaku:

factsbrain:

Like all living things, humans are bio­luminescent (meaning we glow) – We glow brightest during the afternoon. - weird, interesting  funny facts

what

i’ve been staring at this for like 5 minutes. so.. what. i don’t think people glow. but this is telling me that we actually emit visible light.. especially in the afternoon?? am i reading this right or what

“all living things” plants. when do the plants glow

science side of tumblr pls

I’m not from the science side of tumblr, but here’s the answer anyways:
 Basically, all living things are bioluminescent because every living thing has chemical reactions occurring in their cells. The energy created from these chemical reactions physically manifests as light, thus… all living things naturally glow.
 However, this glow cannot be seen by the human eye. In fact, the only way they’ve ever captured this light is through special cameras. Using these ultra special cameras, they’ve imaged subjects’ bodies over 24 hour periods. It has been found out that humans emit the most of this glow during the afternoon (about 4 PM), it is the weakest in the morning (about 10 AM), and the brightest light is emitted from the cheeks, neck, and forehead.
The light is about a thousand times weaker than what humans can perceive.
 Basically, it’s a side effect of metabolic reactions. It’s been suspected that humans are bioluminescent for years, but they weren’t able to confirm it until recently thanks to technology and a man named Masaki Kobayashi from the Tohoku Institute of Technology.
 Sources:
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/07/20/photographing-the-glow-of-the-human-body/
http://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2009/jul/17/human-bioluminescence
http://www.livescience.com/7799-strange-humans-glow-visible-light.html

10/10 explaination
10/10 source
10/10 time to answer
overall 10/10
you are now offiicially from the science side of tumblr.
and thank you

natsulasommer: prettyinpwn: natsulasommer: hikikotaku: hikikotaku: hikikotaku: factsbrain: Like all living things, humans are bio­...

living thing: Aww what a cute puppy!! I can't wait to take it home with me! MONTHS LATER I don't want it anymore. It's too big POUND レ www.twocentslice.com blackswan-sims: blackswan-sims: anotherstarinthesky: empresspinto: nigga-chan: People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal.  What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things  People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him. Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went. This is so important. Animals are NOT toys you just can’t return them because you got bored. Think first before you buy a cute little puppy for your stupid girlfriend or sister or whatever. Okay. This just make me so mad that I can’t keep talking about it. Seriously you have no heart if you do this. Seriously With Christmas coming up in a few weeks, I felt this needed reiterating. Reblogging for the holidays. Know what you’re getting into when buying a pet!
 living thing: Aww what a cute puppy!!
 I can't wait to take it
 home with me!

 MONTHS LATER

 I don't want it anymore.
 It's too big
 POUND
 レ

 www.twocentslice.com
blackswan-sims:

blackswan-sims:

anotherstarinthesky:

empresspinto:

nigga-chan:

People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say
Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes
This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal. 
What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things 
People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life

Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him. Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.

This is so important. Animals are NOT toys you just can’t return them because you got bored. Think first before you buy a cute little puppy for your stupid girlfriend or sister or whatever. Okay. This just make me so mad that I can’t keep talking about it. Seriously you have no heart if you do this. Seriously

With Christmas coming up in a few weeks, I felt this needed reiterating.

Reblogging for the holidays. Know what you’re getting into when buying a pet!

blackswan-sims: blackswan-sims: anotherstarinthesky: empresspinto: nigga-chan: People need to realize the significance of this post,...

living thing: Aww what a cute puppy!! I can't wait to take it home with me! MONTHS LATER I don't want it anymore. It's too big POUND レ www.twocentslice.com empresspinto: nigga-chan: People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal.  What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things  People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him. Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.
 living thing: Aww what a cute puppy!!
 I can't wait to take it
 home with me!

 MONTHS LATER

 I don't want it anymore.
 It's too big
 POUND
 レ

 www.twocentslice.com
empresspinto:
nigga-chan:

People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say
Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes
This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal. 
What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things 
People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life

Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him. Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.

empresspinto: nigga-chan: People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think...

living thing: Aww what a cute puppy!! I can't wait to take it home with me! MONTHS LATER I don't want it anymore. It's too big POUND レ www.twocentslice.com empresspinto: nigga-chan: People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal.  What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things  People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him. Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.
 living thing: Aww what a cute puppy!!
 I can't wait to take it
 home with me!

 MONTHS LATER

 I don't want it anymore.
 It's too big
 POUND
 レ

 www.twocentslice.com
empresspinto:

nigga-chan:

People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say
Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes
This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal. 
What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things 
People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life

Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him. Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.

empresspinto: nigga-chan: People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I thin...