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    Movies, Target, and Tumblr: sweetlytempests:these movies came out in the same year iā€™m trippinā€™ out over this lmfao
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Movies, Target, and Tumblr: sweetlytempests:these movies came out in the same year iā€™m trippinā€™ out over this lmfao
                
            

            
            
sweetlytempests:these movies came out in the same year iā€™m trippinā€™ out over this lmfao

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
 Mornin (
 So I'm writing this book
 I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
 just stuck and have been for ages
 It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
 wanna be in a chapter?
 Today 10:59 AM
 Do I get my own chapter?
 Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
 could've done differently to make sure thatl
 don't fuck it up next time 'round
 Sounds like a lot of work
 Nah, after disappointing so many times it
 comes naturally
 Something you're quite proud of lol
 What'll be the name of my chapter?
 Or is that something you name afterwards?
 Today 12:54 PM
 Megan all the wrong choices
 How's that
 Disappointing
 You're doing well
 I can only go up from here
 My plan is working perfectly
 Oh?
 I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
 your hands together like an evil villain lol
 Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
 here. Got my master plan right on track
 Next step is to make an awful first date
 and
 me dress up.
 n shist is about as nice
 Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
 open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
 chili
 Lmfao
 That sounds interesting
 Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
 throw them?
 Nah we throw them at each other, and let
 our body heat cook them. Just like how they
 did in the old days
 SWEET
 After that we can go to the local fountain
 and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
 Today 4:24 PM
 Can we get beignets?
 Today 4:42 PM
 Fine but you're paying
 Gonna be the worst date ever
 Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
 chili
 K but in gonna burn it
 Fair warning
 When is this date?
 And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
 Extra flavor
 Oh god
 When are you free?
 I've got a butt load of work till Friday
 afternoon
 : I'm free Friday
 That works for me
 Cool
 Here's my number
 T
Hobo chili
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
 Mornin (
 So I'm writing this book
 I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
 just stuck and have been for ages
 It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
 wanna be in a chapter?
 Today 10:59 AM
 Do I get my own chapter?
 Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
 could've done differently to make sure thatl
 don't fuck it up next time 'round
 Sounds like a lot of work
 Nah, after disappointing so many times it
 comes naturally
 Something you're quite proud of lol
 What'll be the name of my chapter?
 Or is that something you name afterwards?
 Today 12:54 PM
 Megan all the wrong choices
 How's that
 Disappointing
 You're doing well
 I can only go up from here
 My plan is working perfectly
 Oh?
 I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
 your hands together like an evil villain lol
 Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
 here. Got my master plan right on track
 Next step is to make an awful first date
 and
 me dress up.
 n shist is about as nice
 Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
 open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
 chili
 Lmfao
 That sounds interesting
 Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
 throw them?
 Nah we throw them at each other, and let
 our body heat cook them. Just like how they
 did in the old days
 SWEET
 After that we can go to the local fountain
 and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
 Today 4:24 PM
 Can we get beignets?
 Today 4:42 PM
 Fine but you're paying
 Gonna be the worst date ever
 Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
 chili
 K but in gonna burn it
 Fair warning
 When is this date?
 And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
 Extra flavor
 Oh god
 When are you free?
 I've got a butt load of work till Friday
 afternoon
 : I'm free Friday
 That works for me
 Cool
 Here's my number
 T
Hobo chili
                
            

            
            
Hobo chili

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Cats, Fucking, and Love: thecutestcatever:

nicolfails:

kitty:i fucking love snapchat filters on cats LMFAO@thecutestcatever 

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First two are just the polite cat on crack, not gonna lie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Cats, Fucking, and Love: thecutestcatever:

nicolfails:

kitty:i fucking love snapchat filters on cats LMFAO@thecutestcatever 

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

First two are just the polite cat on crack, not gonna lie
                
            

            
            
thecutestcatever:

nicolfails:

kitty:i fucking love snapchat filters on cats LMFAO@thecutestcatever 

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

First two are just the polite ca...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your
 child to obey Jesus, the
 devil will teach them
 evolution, sexuality
 psychology, witchcraft
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
fire-ghoul:

seekerofshores:

grumpyrpgreviews:

prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
Heā€™s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - itā€™s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

ā€œAw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.ā€
ā€œYeah, but heā€™s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.ā€
ā€œHuh. Sort of a trade-off, really.ā€

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

I canā€™t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao. 

this whole post

Iā€™M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DEMON SCHOOL

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your
 child to obey Jesus, the
 devil will teach them
 evolution, sexuality
 psychology, witchcraft
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
fire-ghoul:

seekerofshores:

grumpyrpgreviews:

prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
Heā€™s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - itā€™s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

ā€œAw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.ā€
ā€œYeah, but heā€™s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.ā€
ā€œHuh. Sort of a trade-off, really.ā€

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

I canā€™t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao. 

this whole post

Iā€™M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DEMON SCHOOL

                
            

            
            
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
fire-ghoul:

seekerofshores:

grumpyrpgreviews:

prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisand...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bruh, Chill, and Parents: GMP Wigan East
 7 December at 13:35
 Wigan East
 WANTED PERSON
 Caylan Clossick, 18yrs, is wanted by the police.
 If you have any information as to his whereabouts please contact 101
 Like CommenShare
 16,543 people like this.
 25,234 shares
 Top Comments

 Brad Smith Found him down the nuts n bolts Isle in BnQ
 Like Reply 53,836 Yesterday at 09:39
 878 Replies , 2 mins
 lan Christopher He was looking through the plane window on my flight to
 Spain last week..
 Like , Reply-
 , 55,548 . Yesterday at 02:43
 1350 Replies , 2 mins
 Tez Taylor They cant get near him. He hears them coming a mile away.
 Like Reply 27,072 7 December at 14:30 Edited
 127 Replies 19 mins
 David Fields How u gonna catch someone that can fly
 Like Reply 26,515 7 December at 17:11
 158 Replies 10 mins

 Jack Straughan He has left traces of his whereabouts in the metro centre
 Like , Reply-
 31,004 . Yesterday at 13:15
 194 Replies 8 mins
 Reece Emanuel Its okay, hes not on the run. Master gave him a sock
 Like Reply 16,321 Yesterday at 13:46. Edited
 400 Replies 4 mins
 Barry Lomax I'm just ear for the comments
 Like Reply 38,291 7 December at 22:11
 240 Replies 11 mins
 Will Vennard When your 10 minutes into Dumbo and chill and he gives you X
 this look
 Like Reply 21,422 23 hrs
 390 Replies 10 mins
 Jack Winrow New Can you not pick him up on your radio with them badboys?
 Like . Reply- 11,436 . 7 December at 16:21
 38 Replies 1 hr

 Nathan Edwards His parents were unavailable for comment..
 Like Reply 07,211 17 hrs Edited
 62 Replies 41 mins
 Andy Mann How many pencils could you fit behind one of them
 Like Reply 8,863 7 December at 23.22
 73 Replies 6 mins
 Brent Kilner Last knows whereabouts: orbiting the earths atmosphere.
 Like Reply 7,895 21 hrs
 120 Replies 27 mins
 Andrew Keiller With the wind we've been having recently this lad could be
 anywhere.
 Like Reply 6,467 Yesterday at 09:37 Edited
 106 Replies 3 mins
hoesnevergetcold:
thagoodthings:

vbdul:

rudegyalchina:

Bruh

Y they just flame him lmfao

I ainā€™t gon lie tho I ainā€™t never seen white ppl cook someone like this


who knew white ppl had it in them

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bruh, Chill, and Parents: GMP Wigan East
 7 December at 13:35
 Wigan East
 WANTED PERSON
 Caylan Clossick, 18yrs, is wanted by the police.
 If you have any information as to his whereabouts please contact 101
 Like CommenShare
 16,543 people like this.
 25,234 shares
 Top Comments

 Brad Smith Found him down the nuts n bolts Isle in BnQ
 Like Reply 53,836 Yesterday at 09:39
 878 Replies , 2 mins
 lan Christopher He was looking through the plane window on my flight to
 Spain last week..
 Like , Reply-
 , 55,548 . Yesterday at 02:43
 1350 Replies , 2 mins
 Tez Taylor They cant get near him. He hears them coming a mile away.
 Like Reply 27,072 7 December at 14:30 Edited
 127 Replies 19 mins
 David Fields How u gonna catch someone that can fly
 Like Reply 26,515 7 December at 17:11
 158 Replies 10 mins

 Jack Straughan He has left traces of his whereabouts in the metro centre
 Like , Reply-
 31,004 . Yesterday at 13:15
 194 Replies 8 mins
 Reece Emanuel Its okay, hes not on the run. Master gave him a sock
 Like Reply 16,321 Yesterday at 13:46. Edited
 400 Replies 4 mins
 Barry Lomax I'm just ear for the comments
 Like Reply 38,291 7 December at 22:11
 240 Replies 11 mins
 Will Vennard When your 10 minutes into Dumbo and chill and he gives you X
 this look
 Like Reply 21,422 23 hrs
 390 Replies 10 mins
 Jack Winrow New Can you not pick him up on your radio with them badboys?
 Like . Reply- 11,436 . 7 December at 16:21
 38 Replies 1 hr

 Nathan Edwards His parents were unavailable for comment..
 Like Reply 07,211 17 hrs Edited
 62 Replies 41 mins
 Andy Mann How many pencils could you fit behind one of them
 Like Reply 8,863 7 December at 23.22
 73 Replies 6 mins
 Brent Kilner Last knows whereabouts: orbiting the earths atmosphere.
 Like Reply 7,895 21 hrs
 120 Replies 27 mins
 Andrew Keiller With the wind we've been having recently this lad could be
 anywhere.
 Like Reply 6,467 Yesterday at 09:37 Edited
 106 Replies 3 mins
hoesnevergetcold:
thagoodthings:

vbdul:

rudegyalchina:

Bruh

Y they just flame him lmfao

I ainā€™t gon lie tho I ainā€™t never seen white ppl cook someone like this


who knew white ppl had it in them

                
            

            
            
hoesnevergetcold:
thagoodthings:

vbdul:

rudegyalchina:

Bruh

Y they just flame him lmfao

I ainā€™t gon lie tho I ainā€™t never seen white pp...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Friends, Gif, and Life: thisislostinlace:

goddessevrth:

punchlineloser:


sansael:

assgod:
oMg????????




LMFAO YO WHAT


Reblog to have friends like this in your life

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Friends, Gif, and Life: thisislostinlace:

goddessevrth:

punchlineloser:


sansael:

assgod:
oMg????????




LMFAO YO WHAT


Reblog to have friends like this in your life

                
                

                
            

            
            
thisislostinlace:

goddessevrth:

punchlineloser:


sansael:

assgod:
oMg????????




LMFAO YO WHAT


Reblog to have friends like this in yo...