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Cars, Juice, and Memes: Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when l was "locked out"of my car groud-On: today-ifuckedup: I'll preface this by saying I'm usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I'll make this quick: I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada I call a locksmith, explain that I'm locked out of my car. He says he'll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open: So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I'lI have it open in a minute. No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead." I replied He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn't say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he'd have to tell was worth the drive out Gold I'm dying at what @memezar just posted 😂😂
Cars, Juice, and Memes: Today, I fucked up... by calling a
 locksmith when l was "locked
 out"of my car
 groud-On:
 today-ifuckedup:
 I'll preface this by saying I'm usually not a stupid man but I was at the end
 of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I'll make this quick:
 I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my
 remote unlocker as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times
 battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little
 button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada
 I call a locksmith, explain that I'm locked out of my car. He says he'll be
 right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts
 a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts
 making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:
 So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I'lI have it open in a
 minute.
 No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead." I replied
 He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn't say a word. He sees my
 keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and
 opens the door
 I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote
 fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually
 He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an
 aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge.
 The story he'd have to tell was worth the drive out
 Gold
I'm dying at what @memezar just posted 😂😂

I'm dying at what @memezar just posted 😂😂

Bad, Click, and Crying: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM 128% D Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C Q Search Tumblr There's nothing here. Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently éxist at this address. Unless you were looking for this error page, in hich case: Congrats! You totally found it. Log in Sign up Posted by dvdp 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM nootnootyoufish + inde.... independqueen somebody wrote something on this blog about you LOL. visit http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5 nootnootyoufish It just went to the login screen independqueen DOnt OPEN IT Do not l fucked up man someones on my blog proba lh nootnootyoufish Oh shit I opened it It just said error page GIF Say your thing harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing. Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.
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 nootnootyoufish + inde....
 independqueen
 somebody wrote something on
 this blog about you LOL. visit
 http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5
 nootnootyoufish
 It just went to the login screen
 independqueen
 DOnt OPEN IT
 Do not
 l fucked up man someones on
 my blog proba lh
 nootnootyoufish
 Oh shit I opened it
 It just said error page
 GIF Say your thing
harvest-moon-mystic:
venneccablind:

nootnootyoufish:

YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 
EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. 

Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.

harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!...

Bad, Click, and Creepy: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM 128% D Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C Q Search Tumblr There's nothing here. Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently éxist at this address. Unless you were looking for this error page, in hich case: Congrats! You totally found it. Log in Sign up Posted by dvdp 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM nootnootyoufish + inde.... independqueen somebody wrote something on this blog about you LOL. visit http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5 nootnootyoufish It just went to the login screen independqueen DOnt OPEN IT Do not l fucked up man someones on my blog proba lh nootnootyoufish Oh shit I opened it It just said error page GIF Say your thing toreen-m: harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing. Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news. @plupluru @creepy-skull-arts @maxgraybooks
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 Posted by dvdp

 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM
 nootnootyoufish + inde....
 independqueen
 somebody wrote something on
 this blog about you LOL. visit
 http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5
 nootnootyoufish
 It just went to the login screen
 independqueen
 DOnt OPEN IT
 Do not
 l fucked up man someones on
 my blog proba lh
 nootnootyoufish
 Oh shit I opened it
 It just said error page
 GIF Say your thing
toreen-m:

harvest-moon-mystic:

venneccablind:

nootnootyoufish:

YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 
EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. 

Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.

@plupluru
@creepy-skull-arts
@maxgraybooks

toreen-m: harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DO...

Bad, Click, and Creepy: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM 128% D Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C Q Search Tumblr There's nothing here. Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently éxist at this address. Unless you were looking for this error page, in hich case: Congrats! You totally found it. Log in Sign up Posted by dvdp 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM nootnootyoufish + inde.... independqueen somebody wrote something on this blog about you LOL. visit http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5 nootnootyoufish It just went to the login screen independqueen DOnt OPEN IT Do not l fucked up man someones on my blog proba lh nootnootyoufish Oh shit I opened it It just said error page GIF Say your thing toreen-m: harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing. Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news. @plupluru @creepy-skull-arts @maxgraybooks
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 Posted by dvdp

 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM
 nootnootyoufish + inde....
 independqueen
 somebody wrote something on
 this blog about you LOL. visit
 http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5
 nootnootyoufish
 It just went to the login screen
 independqueen
 DOnt OPEN IT
 Do not
 l fucked up man someones on
 my blog proba lh
 nootnootyoufish
 Oh shit I opened it
 It just said error page
 GIF Say your thing
toreen-m:

harvest-moon-mystic:

venneccablind:

nootnootyoufish:

YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 
EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. 

Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.

@plupluru
@creepy-skull-arts
@maxgraybooks

toreen-m: harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DO...

Bad, Bad Day, and Family: coolben94 Dear past self, When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away. From Ben (that's you) Source: coolben94 just going to vent here for a lil' bit if you don't mind. im really really struggling at the moment which is probably no secret because whenever i think im going to do something stupid, i post a sad caption and then i get sad about posting a sad caption because i don't want to make other people sad :-( 2017 has been the worst year of my life so far. I've hit a low point and i feel like im stuck in it. i know a way out of it but the only way out could either make my life amazing or make things so much worse than it already is. that thing would be to come out as trans to my mum but right now it's not even an option because my home life is extremely bad no matter how much i deny it. my friends are really good like they notice when im feeling down and i could look them dead in the eyes and say im fine but i know for a fact they see right through me. this year ive had many times where ive questioned living and to be honest im still questioning it (i really am not saying this for attention, i just need to vent so don't feel the need to swoop in at me ). today particularly was a bad day because i got home from a holiday that i really wasn't enjoying because of how im feeling inside, to be purposely locked out my house and then when i phoned my mum to apologise (i didn't do anything wrong but it was the only way she'd let me in) she put me on speaker in front of some of my family and i could hear them all making fun of me and it made me feel like shit. so you kinda see where I'm at. I can't do anything because I'm not in the right situation to do it and i know im in denial about how bad things are at home. for the depressing stuff that i don't really like to talk about, i really need to see a professional so im going to attempt to persuade my mum again tomorrow. also (on a different note) i have a lisp (many people do) and when I was young it was really bad but i went to speech lessons and its sorta okay now but recently (due to my lisp making things hard to say) i have been stuttering on many words and sentences and i think im developing a minor stammer. congratulations if you read this far and partially understood what i was saying. Love you all - Finn 🐢
Bad, Bad Day, and Family: coolben94
 Dear past self,
 When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad
 and you dont have to run away.
 From
 Ben (that's you)
 Source: coolben94
just going to vent here for a lil' bit if you don't mind. im really really struggling at the moment which is probably no secret because whenever i think im going to do something stupid, i post a sad caption and then i get sad about posting a sad caption because i don't want to make other people sad :-( 2017 has been the worst year of my life so far. I've hit a low point and i feel like im stuck in it. i know a way out of it but the only way out could either make my life amazing or make things so much worse than it already is. that thing would be to come out as trans to my mum but right now it's not even an option because my home life is extremely bad no matter how much i deny it. my friends are really good like they notice when im feeling down and i could look them dead in the eyes and say im fine but i know for a fact they see right through me. this year ive had many times where ive questioned living and to be honest im still questioning it (i really am not saying this for attention, i just need to vent so don't feel the need to swoop in at me ). today particularly was a bad day because i got home from a holiday that i really wasn't enjoying because of how im feeling inside, to be purposely locked out my house and then when i phoned my mum to apologise (i didn't do anything wrong but it was the only way she'd let me in) she put me on speaker in front of some of my family and i could hear them all making fun of me and it made me feel like shit. so you kinda see where I'm at. I can't do anything because I'm not in the right situation to do it and i know im in denial about how bad things are at home. for the depressing stuff that i don't really like to talk about, i really need to see a professional so im going to attempt to persuade my mum again tomorrow. also (on a different note) i have a lisp (many people do) and when I was young it was really bad but i went to speech lessons and its sorta okay now but recently (due to my lisp making things hard to say) i have been stuttering on many words and sentences and i think im developing a minor stammer. congratulations if you read this far and partially understood what i was saying. Love you all - Finn 🐢

just going to vent here for a lil' bit if you don't mind. im really really struggling at the moment which is probably no secret because when...

Phone, Prince, and Run: Trammell Hudson TM @qrs Follow Verizon now owns Tumblr, so accounts using competing phone companies' email will be locked out. #NetNeutrality tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/artic tumblr. Help Center About Apps Logo Jobs Internships Business Buttons Press Developers Transparency Help Center> More > Announcements Heads-up for AT&T customers 8 minutes ago Starting on June 30, 2017, att.net customers will no longer be able to log in to their Yahoo and Tumblr accounts through email addresses with the following domains: att.net, ameritech.net, bellsouth.net, flash.net, nvbell.net, pacbell.net, prodigy.net, sbcglobal.net, snet.net, swbell.net, and wans.net Retweets Likes 114 69 ask-romacat: the-ace-prince: tzikeh: obstinate-nocturna: cameoappearance: bloodqueenmsk: source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change your email or you will pretty much be… banned Well this sucks but I don’t want it catching people by surprise so signal boost I guess what the actual fuck THIS IS REAL. IF THIS AFFECTS YOU, GET A GMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING AND SET IT AS YOUR EMAIL FOR YOUR TUMBLR PREFS RIGHT AWAY. YOU HAVE TODAY, TOMORROW, AND THURSDAY TO DO SO OR YOU LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR TUMBLR. this is bullshit i think i run this account with my yahoo email. so if i suddenly disappear this is what happened.
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In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change your email or you will pretty much be…
banned


Well this sucks but I don’t want it catching people by surprise so signal boost I guess

what the actual fuck

THIS IS REAL. IF THIS AFFECTS YOU, GET A GMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING AND SET IT AS YOUR EMAIL FOR YOUR TUMBLR PREFS RIGHT AWAY. YOU HAVE TODAY, TOMORROW, AND THURSDAY TO DO SO OR YOU LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR TUMBLR.
this is bullshit


i think i run this account with my yahoo email. so if i suddenly disappear this is what happened.

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Tfw, Been, and You: <p>TFW you&rsquo;re trying to get into the headspace after you&rsquo;ve been locked out</p>
Tfw, Been, and You: <p>TFW you&rsquo;re trying to get into the headspace after you&rsquo;ve been locked out</p>

TFW you’re trying to get into the headspace after you’ve been locked out

Blade, Head, and Memes: OHP:LOCK OUT Full ROM Limited ROM Vertical -Incline Torso Elevated Torso Depressed Scapula Scapula Un-SHRUGGeD SHRUGGeD [STRICT OHP: BACK VIEW LOCK-OUT🔒] . For the longest time, we were told to keep our shoulders down and back or to put them in our back pockets. This was thought to promote "scapular stability". And while that is great for the bench press, pull up, or row, it's not a good cue for overhead movements.🏋️‍♀️ . The goal with overhead exercises is scapular mobility, and most notably, upward rotation. The shoulder blade should move up and around the ribcage as you press overhead. This is a big component of having full shoulder girdle ROM. . If you keep them down and back, you create a smaller space for your rotator cuff tendons to pass through and increase risk of impingememt.😣 You may also end up compensating and leaning into the low back to balance the weight overhead, which could lead to irritation there. Instead, take a look at these instructions from my good friend @fitness_iq on how to properly overhead press and save yourself some pain.⤵️⤵️⤵️ . For the strict over-head press lock-out🔒 keep the glutes flexed, core engaged, aka stacked joints, and once you have locked out your elbows and the bar is over your mid-foot finish the movement by shrugging the load towards the ceiling. This way you're going through that full range of motion✅ and getting full scapular upward rotation by utilizing those upper back muscles to your advantage. . There can also be mobility restrictions such as lack of shoulder joint mobility- tight lats that can effect if you're able to go through FULL ROM of the movement, and at that point you would have to address those issues in order to get FULL ROM. [later topic] . Make sure to tag a friend and leave a comment below! 💯❤️🙏🏽 . MyodetoxOrlando FitnessIQ Myodetox
Blade, Head, and Memes: OHP:LOCK OUT
 Full ROM
 Limited ROM
 Vertical
 -Incline
 Torso
 Elevated
 Torso
 Depressed
 Scapula
 Scapula
 Un-SHRUGGeD SHRUGGeD
[STRICT OHP: BACK VIEW LOCK-OUT🔒] . For the longest time, we were told to keep our shoulders down and back or to put them in our back pockets. This was thought to promote "scapular stability". And while that is great for the bench press, pull up, or row, it's not a good cue for overhead movements.🏋️‍♀️ . The goal with overhead exercises is scapular mobility, and most notably, upward rotation. The shoulder blade should move up and around the ribcage as you press overhead. This is a big component of having full shoulder girdle ROM. . If you keep them down and back, you create a smaller space for your rotator cuff tendons to pass through and increase risk of impingememt.😣 You may also end up compensating and leaning into the low back to balance the weight overhead, which could lead to irritation there. Instead, take a look at these instructions from my good friend @fitness_iq on how to properly overhead press and save yourself some pain.⤵️⤵️⤵️ . For the strict over-head press lock-out🔒 keep the glutes flexed, core engaged, aka stacked joints, and once you have locked out your elbows and the bar is over your mid-foot finish the movement by shrugging the load towards the ceiling. This way you're going through that full range of motion✅ and getting full scapular upward rotation by utilizing those upper back muscles to your advantage. . There can also be mobility restrictions such as lack of shoulder joint mobility- tight lats that can effect if you're able to go through FULL ROM of the movement, and at that point you would have to address those issues in order to get FULL ROM. [later topic] . Make sure to tag a friend and leave a comment below! 💯❤️🙏🏽 . MyodetoxOrlando FitnessIQ Myodetox

[STRICT OHP: BACK VIEW LOCK-OUT🔒] . For the longest time, we were told to keep our shoulders down and back or to put them in our back pocket...

Memes, Chargers, and Dodge: HH NEWS Dodge Announces Murica's Fastest Three-Row SUV With Six-Seat Durango SRT Via @carthrottlenews - If you desperately and regularly need to get three rows of people somewhere fast, Dodge has your perfect solution. - The Durango SRT is a six-seat, 475bhp muscle monster that will hit 60mph in 4.4 seconds and smash the quarter-mile in 12.9 seconds, despite sharing size and weight stats with an ocean liner. Top speed isn’t confirmed yet. - With a 6.1-litre Hemi V8 providing the power behind the practicality, the hottest Durango will tow up to 3.9 metric tons as well as catapulting 12 clenched buttocks towards the horizon. Peak torque is 470lb ft at 4,300rpm. - You’re not likely to miss it on the road courtesy of a wider body kit and lower ride height, part of which are front and rear springs stiffened by three and 16 per cent respectively. On the bonnet there’s a functional cold air intake and vents to improve cooling. - Naturally it’s an automatic, which seems fair enough in an SUV, but there are now seven user-selectable drive modes for the driver to play with. Switch to Sport Mode and shift times are 50 per cent faster than standard, while up to 65 per cent of the V8’s freedom goes to the rear wheels. - Manually down-shifting via the steering wheel-mounted paddles activates a rev-matching function to blip the throttle, which is a good thing when the engine is attached to an exhaust specifically designed to be loud, deep and beefy. - As well as Sport Mode, there’s Auto, Snow, Tow, Eco (no idea why) and Valet, which apparently changes the engine’s characteristics to mimic the V6 from the Charger, locking out access to first gear and shifting earlier than normal. Launch control and the paddle shifters are disabled. - For some reason there’s even a Track Mode, with 160-millisecond gear shifts and up to 70 per cent of the torque going to the rear axle. Dodge promises a ‘pronounced rear-wheel drive experience’. - So, if you like the idea of terrifying your wife, children and children’s friends all at the same time, this is the car for you.
Memes, Chargers, and Dodge: HH NEWS
 Dodge Announces Murica's Fastest
 Three-Row SUV With Six-Seat Durango SRT
Via @carthrottlenews - If you desperately and regularly need to get three rows of people somewhere fast, Dodge has your perfect solution. - The Durango SRT is a six-seat, 475bhp muscle monster that will hit 60mph in 4.4 seconds and smash the quarter-mile in 12.9 seconds, despite sharing size and weight stats with an ocean liner. Top speed isn’t confirmed yet. - With a 6.1-litre Hemi V8 providing the power behind the practicality, the hottest Durango will tow up to 3.9 metric tons as well as catapulting 12 clenched buttocks towards the horizon. Peak torque is 470lb ft at 4,300rpm. - You’re not likely to miss it on the road courtesy of a wider body kit and lower ride height, part of which are front and rear springs stiffened by three and 16 per cent respectively. On the bonnet there’s a functional cold air intake and vents to improve cooling. - Naturally it’s an automatic, which seems fair enough in an SUV, but there are now seven user-selectable drive modes for the driver to play with. Switch to Sport Mode and shift times are 50 per cent faster than standard, while up to 65 per cent of the V8’s freedom goes to the rear wheels. - Manually down-shifting via the steering wheel-mounted paddles activates a rev-matching function to blip the throttle, which is a good thing when the engine is attached to an exhaust specifically designed to be loud, deep and beefy. - As well as Sport Mode, there’s Auto, Snow, Tow, Eco (no idea why) and Valet, which apparently changes the engine’s characteristics to mimic the V6 from the Charger, locking out access to first gear and shifting earlier than normal. Launch control and the paddle shifters are disabled. - For some reason there’s even a Track Mode, with 160-millisecond gear shifts and up to 70 per cent of the torque going to the rear axle. Dodge promises a ‘pronounced rear-wheel drive experience’. - So, if you like the idea of terrifying your wife, children and children’s friends all at the same time, this is the car for you.

Via @carthrottlenews - If you desperately and regularly need to get three rows of people somewhere fast, Dodge has your perfect solution. - ...