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loins: A guide on how to gird your loins
loins: A guide on how to gird your loins

A guide on how to gird your loins

loins: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂
loins: Picked up this little girl today. I never
 knew something so cute could have
 such horrendous farts
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/thecasquatch
Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet ha...

loins: NBND N3ND park-loins: welcome to my first post of the year, let us fly with our beautiful wings in 2018
loins: NBND

 N3ND
park-loins:

welcome to my first post of the year, let us fly with our beautiful wings in 2018

park-loins: welcome to my first post of the year, let us fly with our beautiful wings in 2018

loins: LIFE 7 Things Women Wish Men Would Do During Sex Posted Today 1. Whisper "I'm proud of you, sport" to her clitoris: Sex is vulnerable, and the most effective way to make a woman feel at ease is to quietly validate her genitals with words of encouragement. "Whispering something like I'm proud of you, sport,' or 'You're my special little buddy' to my clitoris at the beginning of foreplay will help me feel relaxed enough to let down my guard and just have fun," one respondent explained 2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan: Let's face it, all women want to go to Tokyo, Japan. So, what better way to impress your love in the sack than to fly her over 6,000 miles to Japan mid-coitus? Come on, men-indulge her! 3. Continuously press the garage remote to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of the garage door: The muted, sensual roar of the garage door going up and dowrn speaks to something primal deep in a woman's loins, making her wild beneath the sheets. "Garage noise is the sexiest thing in the world," one female respondent said. "It sounds like a giant breathing hard after a brisk jog, and this whips up my womanhood into a frenzv." 4. Release one bee into the room: According to over half of the women surveyed, adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger, which can be a total turn-on 5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who's trying to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his own gigantic testicles: "l like it when my husband talks dirty to me, but l'd like it a lot more if he was talking 15 times faster and about his own testicles, swollen to the size of beanbags and available to the highest bidder," said one woman, echoing the opinion of 83 percent of those who were polled 6. The thing where you grab each other's ankles and tumble around like a human wheel: Who doesn't love this? 7. Shoot the murderer: If a murderer bursts into your bedroom and lunges at both of you with a knife, she'll appreciate it if you shoot him dead. "It's a confident move," said one respondent, "and confidence is sexy." (C matvrity: officialbuttcrack: Lol wtf SCREAMING
loins: LIFE
 7 Things Women
 Wish Men Would Do
 During Sex
 Posted Today

 1. Whisper "I'm proud of you, sport" to
 her clitoris: Sex is vulnerable, and the most
 effective way to make a woman feel at ease
 is to quietly validate her genitals with words
 of encouragement. "Whispering something
 like I'm proud of you, sport,' or 'You're my
 special little buddy' to my clitoris at the
 beginning of foreplay will help me feel
 relaxed enough to let down my guard and
 just have fun," one respondent explained
 2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan: Let's face it,
 all women want to go to Tokyo, Japan. So,
 what better way to impress your love in the
 sack than to fly her over 6,000 miles to
 Japan mid-coitus? Come on, men-indulge
 her!

 3. Continuously press the garage remote
 to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of
 the garage door: The muted, sensual roar
 of the garage door going up and dowrn
 speaks to something primal deep in a
 woman's loins, making her wild beneath the
 sheets. "Garage noise is the sexiest thing in
 the world," one female respondent said. "It
 sounds like a giant breathing hard after a
 brisk jog, and this whips up my womanhood
 into a frenzv."
 4. Release one bee into the room:
 According to over half of the women
 surveyed, adding one bee into the mix
 creates a sense of danger, which can be a
 total turn-on

 5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who's trying
 to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his
 own gigantic testicles: "l like it when my
 husband talks dirty to me, but l'd like it a lot
 more if he was talking 15 times faster and
 about his own testicles, swollen to the size of
 beanbags and available to the highest
 bidder," said one woman, echoing the
 opinion of 83 percent of those who were
 polled
 6. The thing where you grab each other's
 ankles and tumble around like a human
 wheel: Who doesn't love this?

 7. Shoot the murderer: If a murderer bursts
 into your bedroom and lunges at both of you
 with a knife, she'll appreciate it if you shoot
 him dead. "It's a confident move," said one
 respondent, "and confidence is sexy."
 (C
matvrity:

officialbuttcrack:

Lol wtf

SCREAMING

matvrity: officialbuttcrack: Lol wtf SCREAMING

loins: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about why the George of the Jungle remake is a pretty important piece of cinema. It’s literally the only movie I can think of that is based completely around the unheard of “FEMALE gaze.” Granted, while I’m a huge movie buff I’ve not seen every movie ever made. But even so, even if there’s another example of the “female gaze” in cinema that has escaped me it’s still damn impressive that a kids movie from 1997 based on a Jay Ward cartoon from the 60’s managed to turn gender representation in media on it’s fucking ass! First things first, let’s look at our leading lady and love interest - Ursula, played by Leslie Mann. Let me just say that while Leslie Mann is adorable and a talented actress, she does look a little less conventional and a little more plain compared to the bombshells that Hollywood likes to churn out. Leslie, in comparison, looks much more like a real women you’d meet on the street. She dresses pretty conservatively and plain throughout the film ; Wearing outfits that are more functional than fashionable for trekking through the jungle, pulling her hair back and so forth. Not that if she was dolled up and more scantily clad it would give her character any less integrity, but can we appreciate how RARE that is in the male dominated industry of film? Just think about all the roads a film about a woman in the jungle COULD have taken but didn’t - no scenes with her clothes strategically ripped or anything! You can say this is a kids movie, intended for children and that’s why the sensuality of the female lead is so downplayed but there are PLENTY of kids movies that handle women in a very objectifying and sexualized manner despite the target audience is pre-pubescent. Like, a disgusting amount. So I don’t think “it’s a kids movie” is why the film doesn’t take ANY, let alone EVERY, opportunity to showcase the main female character’s sex appeal… …especially considering the sex appeal of the film rests squarely on the well defined shoulders of our male lead, George of the Jungle played by Brendan Fraser in the best god damn shape of his life! *Homer Simpson Drooling Noises* Whenever members of the reddit community try to compare the sexualization of women in fiction to the design of characters such as Batman and Superman, I always want to just sit them down and show them this movie. Because THIS is what the female sexual fantasy looks like, and Batman and Superman are male power-fantasies. Look at him - his big blue eyes, his soft hair, his lean, chiseled physique built for dexterity rather than power. He’s wild and free, but gentle. It’s like he fell right out of that steamy romance novel your mom tried to hide from you growing up. Hell, the whole plot seems to be designed around how damn hot he is! First, for the majority of the film, he wears only a small strip of cloth to cover the dick balls and ass. Everything else is FAIR GAME to drool over for 40 minutes. Then, after he meets Ursula she takes him with her to San Francisco just so we can enjoy him in a well-tailored suit (as seen in the gif set), running around in an open and billowy shirt along side horses while Ursula and all of her friends literally crowd around and make sexual comments about him, and my personal favorite, ditch the loincloth entirely and have him walk around naked while covering his man-bits with various objects while one of Ursula’s very lucky friends oogles him and makes a joke along the lines of “So THAT’S why they call him the ‘KING of the Jungle’…” And yes, it’s also a very cute and funny little movie. Out of all the movies based on Jay Ward cartoons, it was the most faithful to the fast-paced humor and wit of the original source material (yes even the new Peabody and Sherman movie which honestly I thought was too cutesy-poo.) But that’s not why this movie is popular with the gay community or why we all became women in 1997. It’s just really cool that there’s a film out there where the sensuality of the female form takes a back seat for the oiled up, chiseled, physique of Brendan Fraser (in his prime that is) One thing to add: in the scene mentioned above where the ladies are watching him in the billowy shirt running with the horses, it pans back to about 50 feet away to two guys in suits at this party looking at the women and one of the guys says, “Man, what is it with women and horses?” So not only does this movie highlight the female gaze, but it blatantly points out that western male sensibilities don’t have a clue what actually appeals to women.
loins: justplainsomething:

nakedsasquatch:

lanawhatever:

nakedsasquatch it’s ya man

Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about why the George of the Jungle remake is a pretty important piece of cinema.
It’s literally the only movie I can think of that is based completely around the unheard of “FEMALE gaze.” Granted, while I’m a huge movie buff I’ve not seen every movie ever made. But even so, even if there’s another example of the “female gaze” in cinema that has escaped me it’s still damn impressive that a kids movie from 1997 based on a Jay Ward cartoon from the 60’s managed to turn gender representation in media on it’s fucking ass!
First things first, let’s look at our leading lady and love interest - Ursula, played by Leslie Mann.
Let me just say that while Leslie Mann is adorable and a talented actress, she does look a little less conventional and a little more plain compared to the bombshells that Hollywood likes to churn out. Leslie, in comparison, looks much more like a real women you’d meet on the street. She dresses pretty conservatively and plain throughout the film ; Wearing outfits that are more functional than fashionable for trekking through the jungle, pulling her hair back and so forth. Not that if she was dolled up and more scantily clad it would give her character any less integrity, but can we appreciate how RARE that is in the male dominated industry of film? Just think about all the roads a film about a woman in the jungle COULD have taken but didn’t - no scenes with her clothes strategically ripped or anything! You can say this is a kids movie, intended for children and that’s why the sensuality of the female lead is so downplayed but there are PLENTY of kids movies that handle women in a very objectifying and sexualized manner despite the target audience is pre-pubescent. Like, a disgusting amount. So I don’t think “it’s a kids movie” is why the film doesn’t take ANY, let alone EVERY, opportunity to showcase the main female character’s sex appeal…
…especially considering the sex appeal of the film rests squarely on the well defined shoulders of our male lead, George of the Jungle played by Brendan Fraser in the best god damn shape of his life!

*Homer Simpson Drooling Noises*

Whenever members of the reddit community try to compare the sexualization of women in fiction to the design of characters such as Batman and Superman, I always want to just sit them down and show them this movie. Because THIS is what the female sexual fantasy looks like, and Batman and Superman are male power-fantasies. Look at him - his big blue eyes, his soft hair, his lean, chiseled physique built for dexterity rather than power. He’s wild and free, but gentle. It’s like he fell right out of that steamy romance novel your mom tried to hide from you growing up.

Hell, the whole plot seems to be designed around how damn hot he is! First, for the majority of the film, he wears only a small strip of cloth to cover the dick balls and ass. Everything else is FAIR GAME to drool over for 40 minutes. Then, after he meets Ursula she takes him with her to San Francisco just so we can enjoy him in a well-tailored suit (as seen in the gif set), running around in an open and billowy shirt along side horses while Ursula and all of her friends literally crowd around and make sexual comments about him, and my personal favorite, ditch the loincloth entirely and have him walk around naked while covering his man-bits with various objects while one of Ursula’s very lucky friends oogles him and makes a joke along the lines of “So THAT’S why they call him the ‘KING of the Jungle’…”

And yes, it’s also a very cute and funny little movie. Out of all the movies based on Jay Ward cartoons, it was the most faithful to the fast-paced humor and wit of the original source material (yes even the new Peabody and Sherman movie which honestly I thought was too cutesy-poo.) But that’s not why this movie is popular with the gay community or why we all became women in 1997. It’s just really cool that there’s a film out there where the sensuality of the female form takes a back seat for the oiled up, chiseled, physique of Brendan Fraser (in his prime that is)

One thing to add: in the scene mentioned above where the ladies are watching him in the billowy shirt running with the horses, it pans back to about 50 feet away to two guys in suits at this party looking at the women and one of the guys says, “Man, what is it with women and horses?” So not only does this movie highlight the female gaze, but it blatantly points out that western male sensibilities don’t have a clue what actually appeals to women.

justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this...

loins: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frothyfrothy-loins.tumblr.com/post/145077104328" target="_blank">frothyfrothy-loins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*thump*</p> </blockquote>
loins: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frothyfrothy-loins.tumblr.com/post/145077104328" target="_blank">frothyfrothy-loins</a>:</p>
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<p>*thump*</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frothyfrothy-loins.tumblr.com/post/145077104328" target="_blank">frothyfrothy-loins</a>:</p> <bloc...

loins: LIFE 7 Things Women Wish Men Would Do During Sex Posted Today 1. Whisper "I'm proud of you, sport" to her clitoris: Sex is vulnerable, and the most effective way to make a woman feel at ease is to quietly validate her genitals with words of encouragement. "Whispering something like I'm proud of you, sport,' or 'You're my special little buddy' to my clitoris at the beginning of foreplay will help me feel relaxed enough to let down my guard and just have fun," one respondent explained 2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan: Let's face it, all women want to go to Tokyo, Japan. So, what better way to impress your love in the sack than to fly her over 6,000 miles to Japan mid-coitus? Come on, men-indulge her! 3. Continuously press the garage remote to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of the garage door: The muted, sensual roar of the garage door going up and dowrn speaks to something primal deep in a woman's loins, making her wild beneath the sheets. "Garage noise is the sexiest thing in the world," one female respondent said. "It sounds like a giant breathing hard after a brisk jog, and this whips up my womanhood into a frenzv." 4. Release one bee into the room: According to over half of the women surveyed, adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger, which can be a total turn-on 5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who's trying to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his own gigantic testicles: "l like it when my husband talks dirty to me, but l'd like it a lot more if he was talking 15 times faster and about his own testicles, swollen to the size of beanbags and available to the highest bidder," said one woman, echoing the opinion of 83 percent of those who were polled 6. The thing where you grab each other's ankles and tumble around like a human wheel: Who doesn't love this? 7. Shoot the murderer: If a murderer bursts into your bedroom and lunges at both of you with a knife, she'll appreciate it if you shoot him dead. "It's a confident move," said one respondent, "and confidence is sexy." (C
loins: LIFE
 7 Things Women
 Wish Men Would Do
 During Sex
 Posted Today

 1. Whisper "I'm proud of you, sport" to
 her clitoris: Sex is vulnerable, and the most
 effective way to make a woman feel at ease
 is to quietly validate her genitals with words
 of encouragement. "Whispering something
 like I'm proud of you, sport,' or 'You're my
 special little buddy' to my clitoris at the
 beginning of foreplay will help me feel
 relaxed enough to let down my guard and
 just have fun," one respondent explained
 2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan: Let's face it,
 all women want to go to Tokyo, Japan. So,
 what better way to impress your love in the
 sack than to fly her over 6,000 miles to
 Japan mid-coitus? Come on, men-indulge
 her!

 3. Continuously press the garage remote
 to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of
 the garage door: The muted, sensual roar
 of the garage door going up and dowrn
 speaks to something primal deep in a
 woman's loins, making her wild beneath the
 sheets. "Garage noise is the sexiest thing in
 the world," one female respondent said. "It
 sounds like a giant breathing hard after a
 brisk jog, and this whips up my womanhood
 into a frenzv."
 4. Release one bee into the room:
 According to over half of the women
 surveyed, adding one bee into the mix
 creates a sense of danger, which can be a
 total turn-on

 5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who's trying
 to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his
 own gigantic testicles: "l like it when my
 husband talks dirty to me, but l'd like it a lot
 more if he was talking 15 times faster and
 about his own testicles, swollen to the size of
 beanbags and available to the highest
 bidder," said one woman, echoing the
 opinion of 83 percent of those who were
 polled
 6. The thing where you grab each other's
 ankles and tumble around like a human
 wheel: Who doesn't love this?

 7. Shoot the murderer: If a murderer bursts
 into your bedroom and lunges at both of you
 with a knife, she'll appreciate it if you shoot
 him dead. "It's a confident move," said one
 respondent, "and confidence is sexy."
 (C
loins: Alisa pank BERRY SCENTED BODY WASH 11 FL 0z. (330 ml) aanaaarooon LET'S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANKO BRAND BERRY SCENTED BODY WASH WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GFT THANKS TO BERRY- SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGNS IAMA HULKNG, BURLY, MASOULINE MAN, SO USUALLYIUSE OLD SPCE OR RISH SPRING OR SOME MANLYSHT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SOIUSED THS SHT FRST OFF LETS START WTH TE PACKAGING THS FUCING RANIOW-ASS UNICORN IS THEREN THE SHOOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS UITLE FAGOOT SIS THERE AND GVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS I nome an your body ALSO TS WORTH NOTING THAT THS SHIT COMES WITHA WARNNG NOT ONLY TO KEEPTOUT OF FEACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKON CAN GIME YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOVE OTHER SHIT IDK ABOUT VALL BUT LASTI CHECKED THE DACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASHIS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT I PROCEEDED, ALBET WITH RIGHT THERE WAS A REDFLAG BUT PROPER PRECAUTON AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANKO BRAND BERRY. SCENTED BODY WASH ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHLDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MATING THS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHLDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF IAPPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGN THE CLEANNG. m sefucked up AND THAT WAS HEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ATRICALLY FLAVORED BEYIHAVE EVER EXPERENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LKEA FUCKING EARTHQUAKE INEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER IT WAS SO FUCCNG BERRY, IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUTY LOINS THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANKO DRAND BERRY SCENTED BODY WAGH ITS NO WONDER LISA FRANKS AIT SALL SO COLORFUL, SHES FUCKING HGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY ASS BODY WASH TOOT ME CLEAN BUTIHAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKNG BERRY, IUNDERSTAND TE WARNING LADEL NOW. THE perS PROBALY TOC TO SMALLOHLDREN. TL DERY THOR FUCKING BRAN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTY UNCORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHTE COLOR ITS PROBABLY HS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE TS NOT EVEN BODY WASHIJUST CLEANED MYSELF WIH BUBBLY BRRY UNICORN BATTER ano WOULD NOT BERY AGAN h t e S eter ow Lisa Frankomg-humor.tumblr.com
loins: Alisa
 pank
 BERRY SCENTED
 BODY WASH
 11 FL 0z. (330 ml)
 aanaaarooon
 LET'S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANKO BRAND BERRY SCENTED
 BODY WASH
 WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GFT THANKS TO BERRY-
 SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGNS
 IAMA HULKNG, BURLY, MASOULINE MAN, SO USUALLYIUSE OLD
 SPCE OR RISH SPRING OR SOME MANLYSHT LIKE THAT BUT
 TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SOIUSED THS SHT
 FRST OFF LETS START WTH TE PACKAGING
 THS FUCING RANIOW-ASS UNICORN IS THEREN THE SHOOWER
 EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS UITLE FAGOOT SIS THERE
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 ALSO TS WORTH NOTING THAT THS SHIT COMES WITHA WARNNG
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Lisa Frankomg-humor.tumblr.com