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Climbing, Fall, and Funny: SHORT MEN! - w4m Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"? Do you have a sense of adventure? Do you like trying new experiences? Are you available in the next few days? Text me and let me know! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers o email to friend best of 1 Back Contact Today 9:31 PM Hello Hello! Who is this? This is Isaac. i'm responding to a personal you posted looking for a date. Do you have any pics? Hold on there, Isaac. Is this the post looking for a man under the height of 5'? yes is I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm not actually looking for a date. I'm looking to hire a shorter man for a single task, for about an 1 hour. Well Paid. Nothing Sexual and Completely Above Board. How much and what $250 Ok, what's the job? My young son, Andrew, keeps opening his bedroom window at night even though I keep telling him not to. It's full-on winter right now and he's blowing up the heating bill when he does it. So if you agree, I'm going to tell him that if he doesn't close the window, a fat evil dwarf will climb into his window and steal all of his toys. I have a ladder for you to climb up to the window and walkie talkies for us to talk When you start climbing into the window, make lots of panting/grunting sounds to wake Andrew. When I hear him yell, I will run into the room with a large broom and bug repellent which I will spray you with before shoving you out of the window with the broom. I have purchased a very large bean bag bed from Sharper Image that we will put under the window for you to fall onto (only about 15 feet). 12AM would be the best time as I know Andrew will be asleep. I can also providea written reference you may add to your employment portfolio. is This is real? Yes, Isaac. And I need results. For sure its fine little job for little men.
Climbing, Fall, and Funny: SHORT MEN! - w4m
 Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"?
 Do you have a sense of adventure?
 Do you like trying new experiences?
 Are you available in the next few days?
 Text me and let me know!
 do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
 o
 email to friend best of 1
 Back
 Contact
 Today 9:31 PM
 Hello
 Hello!
 Who is this?
 This is Isaac. i'm responding to
 a personal you posted looking
 for a date. Do you have any
 pics?
 Hold on there, Isaac. Is this
 the post looking for a man
 under the height of 5'?
 yes is
 I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm
 not actually looking for a date.
 I'm looking to hire a shorter
 man for a single task, for
 about an 1 hour. Well Paid.
 Nothing Sexual and Completely
 Above Board.
 How much and what
 $250
 Ok, what's the job?
 My young son, Andrew, keeps
 opening his bedroom window
 at night even though I keep
 telling him not to. It's full-on
 winter right now and he's
 blowing up the heating bill
 when he does it. So if you
 agree, I'm going to tell him
 that if he doesn't close the
 window, a fat evil dwarf will
 climb into his window and steal
 all of his toys.
 I have a ladder for you to
 climb up to the window and
 walkie talkies for us to talk
 When you start climbing into
 the window, make lots of
 panting/grunting sounds to
 wake Andrew. When I hear
 him yell, I will run into the
 room with a large broom and
 bug repellent which I will spray
 you with before shoving you
 out of the window with the
 broom. I have purchased a
 very large bean bag bed from
 Sharper Image that we will put
 under the window for you to
 fall onto (only about 15 feet).
 12AM would be the best time
 as I know Andrew will be
 asleep. I can also providea
 written reference you may add
 to your employment portfolio.
 is This is real?
 Yes, Isaac. And I need results.
For sure its fine little job for little men.

For sure its fine little job for little men.

Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:) 17:08 Do u have a pic so i know who im talking too 17:08 There's a pic as my WhatsApp image 17:08 Cant see one 17:08 You can also check it out on my website 17:09 There you can read everything about me and what I do :) 17:09 My name is 17:09 Hi 17:10 U look lovely 17:10 Thanks 17:11 Am i ok naked 17:11 IType a message Yes that is fine, as long as you don't mind me covering up your bits, I don't much care for looking at everyone's: If you're naked it is easier getting to the parts you use a lot for MMA 17:12 Hahahhaa 17:12 I do get aroused usually when my thighs are massaged so hope ur not offended 17:13 As long as I don't have to do anything sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily functions happen 17:13 Quite often even 1713 Aww thats good then 17:14 I had a masseuse give me a horrible shouting at 17:14 That's strange, it's not something yc can usually control 17:14 Type a message OO I know17:14 I said jokingly after you should be flattered 17:15 That didnt help at all lo17:15 Hahaha 17:15 Do u have a pic 17:15 Of what? 17:16/ You 17:16 Another pic 17:16 Why do you need another pic? 17:17 Just making sure its you 17:17 Well it is my website 17:17 So l'd hope it's me 1717 Cmon 17:17 |Type a message You can compare the phone numbers 17:17 Just 1 pic 17:18 I don't think it's necessary 17:18 Please 17:18 No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little strange. You've seen a picture of me, and even then I don't think it would matter by who the massage is as long as it helps your muscles 17:20 Well u are nice looking which helps 17:20 I'm sure it does 17:21 Im defo ok naked 17:21 Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask for it so much. I'm not doing anythir sexual 17:22 lype a message I just like it tbh 17-22 Nothing sexual wanted 17:22 Just feels nice while u massage 17:23 Then it's fine 17:23 ld prefer uncovered 17:23 And I don't. I don't want to look at everyone's bits 17:23 Im not everyone lol 17:24 For me you are a client. I cover everyone up, you are one of everyone 1 7:24、// Can i touch myself under the towel while u massage 17:24 I'm going to stop replying now 17:25 Stay 17:26 Type a message I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:)
 17:08
 Do u have a pic so i know who im
 talking too
 17:08
 There's a pic as my WhatsApp image
 17:08
 Cant see one
 17:08
 You can also check it out on my
 website
 17:09
 There you can read everything about
 me and what I do :)
 17:09
 My name is
 17:09
 Hi
 17:10
 U look lovely
 17:10
 Thanks 17:11
 Am i ok naked 17:11
 IType a message

 Yes that is fine, as long as you don't
 mind me covering up your bits, I don't
 much care for looking at everyone's:
 If you're naked it is easier getting to
 the parts you use a lot for MMA
 17:12
 Hahahhaa 17:12
 I do get aroused usually when my
 thighs are massaged so hope ur not
 offended
 17:13
 As long as I don't have to do anything
 sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily
 functions happen
 17:13
 Quite often even 1713
 Aww thats good then 17:14
 I had a masseuse give me a horrible
 shouting at
 17:14
 That's strange, it's not something yc
 can usually control
 17:14
 Type a message OO

 I know17:14
 I said jokingly after you should be
 flattered
 17:15
 That didnt help at all lo17:15
 Hahaha 17:15
 Do u have a pic
 17:15
 Of what? 17:16/
 You 17:16
 Another pic 17:16
 Why do you need another pic? 17:17
 Just making sure its you
 17:17
 Well it is my website 17:17
 So l'd hope it's me 1717
 Cmon 17:17
 |Type a message

 You can compare the phone numbers
 17:17
 Just 1 pic 17:18
 I don't think it's necessary 17:18
 Please
 17:18
 No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little
 strange. You've seen a picture of me,
 and even then I don't think it would
 matter by who the massage is as
 long as it helps your muscles 17:20
 Well u are nice looking which helps
 17:20
 I'm sure it does 17:21
 Im defo ok naked
 17:21
 Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask
 for it so much. I'm not doing anythir
 sexual
 17:22
 lype a message

 I just like it tbh 17-22
 Nothing sexual wanted 17:22
 Just feels nice while u massage
 17:23
 Then it's fine 17:23
 ld prefer uncovered
 17:23
 And I don't. I don't want to look at
 everyone's bits
 17:23
 Im not everyone lol 17:24
 For me you are a client. I cover
 everyone up, you are one of everyone
 1 7:24、//
 Can i touch myself under the towel
 while u massage
 17:24
 I'm going to stop replying now 17:25
 Stay 17:26
 Type a message
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.

I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.