ITS OVER ANAKIN
Just came across this gem!! LMAO!
Boom boom boom
shittylifeprotips:SLPT Check for cows
At least she’s honest
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After Death Comics ~ Croc Hunter
Hot singles in your area…
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
He Raises a Good Point
What a cute couple.
poetsonart:John Singer Sargent, Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose (1855) // Emily Dickenson, The Letters of Emily Dickenson (1856)
I could use $5
gahdamnpunk:This was a ride ⚰️⚰️
THIS is why you don’t eat other people’s food
Well, shoulder riding sounds cool.
She was looking for a sugar daddy
A savage conversation between my dad and somebody.
soft bro fun
Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entir...
We both went on Tinder 3 years ago looking for something casual. 0 out of 5 stars
You can bet I swiped right, especially after reading that bio
Let’s see if this gets more matches than the last one…
Singing “SHOW YOURSELF” at the top of my lungs while hastily looking for my house keys https://t.co/Zl4AyWdfM0
Looking for an Angel, Akihiro Suzuki (1999)
My friend’s Tinder bio slays me.
Just looking for a friend
Finally, a bio that grabbed my attention
A perfect reunion.
Where are my clothes?!
The perfect girl doesn’t exi-
After first date, I’d take this any day than being ghosted tbh. Such mature, class act. Pure respect move.