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Friends, Head, and Hello: Guinea pig harem
says 'hello Sooty
A GUINEA pig called Sooty had a night to
remember after escaping from his pen and
tunnelling into a eage of 24 females.
He romanced each of them in turn and was
yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring
Staff at Little Friend's Farm in Pontypridd
South Wales, have now secured Sooty's pen-
and begun looking for homes for the guinea
pigs.
His owner, Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure
a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.
"We knew that he had gone missing after
"We looked for him everywhere but never
females. We did a head count and found 25
wriggling through the bars of his cage.
thought of checking the pen where we keep 24
guinea pigs-Sooty was fast asleep in the
eorner.
"He was absolutely shattered. We put him
Pen pal: Sooty after his one-night stand back in his cage and he slept for two days."
srsfunny:
This Guinea Pig Is A Legend
![Friends, Head, and Hello: Guinea pig harem
says 'hello Sooty
A GUINEA pig called Sooty had a night to
remember after escaping from his pen and
tunnelling into a eage of 24 females.
He romanced each of them in turn and was
yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring
Staff at Little Friend's Farm in Pontypridd
South Wales, have now secured Sooty's pen-
and begun looking for homes for the guinea
pigs.
His owner, Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure
a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.
"We knew that he had gone missing after
"We looked for him everywhere but never
females. We did a head count and found 25
wriggling through the bars of his cage.
thought of checking the pen where we keep 24
guinea pigs-Sooty was fast asleep in the
eorner.
"He was absolutely shattered. We put him
Pen pal: Sooty after his one-night stand back in his cage and he slept for two days."
srsfunny:
This Guinea Pig Is A Legend]()
srsfunny: This Guinea Pig Is A Legend
Army, Experience, and Job: Tweet
One Devloper Army
@OneDevloperArmy
> we're looking for a junior
developer with the experience of a
senior developer for the salary of
an intern
10:46 PM 10 Jun 18
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44 Retweets 198 Likes
Every job description I come across
![Army, Experience, and Job: Tweet
One Devloper Army
@OneDevloperArmy
> we're looking for a junior
developer with the experience of a
senior developer for the salary of
an intern
10:46 PM 10 Jun 18
ili View Tweet activity
44 Retweets 198 Likes
Every job description I come across]()
Every job description I come across
Alive, Reddit, and Okay: If you're scrolling through Reddit
trying to distract yourself from
something you don't want to
think about or you're looking for
a sign that everything will be
okay, this is it. So, breathe
Relax into this moment. You're
alive and that's all that matters
In case someone needed to read this
![Alive, Reddit, and Okay: If you're scrolling through Reddit
trying to distract yourself from
something you don't want to
think about or you're looking for
a sign that everything will be
okay, this is it. So, breathe
Relax into this moment. You're
alive and that's all that matters
In case someone needed to read this]()
In case someone needed to read this
Sex, Yeah, and Cool: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever
spent an hour looking for a song that
you only remember one lyric from and
then finally finding it
This ever happen to y’all? 👇🎶🤔 https://t.co/PCy2ErPVh0
![Sex, Yeah, and Cool: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever
spent an hour looking for a song that
you only remember one lyric from and
then finally finding it
This ever happen to y’all? 👇🎶🤔 https://t.co/PCy2ErPVh0]()
This ever happen to y’all? 👇🎶🤔 https://t.co/PCy2ErPVh0
Dude, Mr. Marcus, and Target: Mr.
@marcus_sullivan
ldk y men go to bars to meet women? Go
to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to
1 and they're already looking for things
they don't need
landofbeachviewsandgentlerain:
Dude I just spat my drink everywhere
![Dude, Mr. Marcus, and Target: Mr.
@marcus_sullivan
ldk y men go to bars to meet women? Go
to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to
1 and they're already looking for things
they don't need
landofbeachviewsandgentlerain:
Dude I just spat my drink everywhere]()
landofbeachviewsandgentlerain: Dude I just spat my drink everywhere
Ali, Email, and Mean: KAhmed Ai
can you please share me your
resume once to my email
ali@kollasoft.com
lets try and submitted to the client
State of MD
i'm not interested in being a
CMMI expert
thanks though
its fine charles
they are looking in SME expert
not in CMMI Expert
a subject matter expert expert?
yes
SME Expert
what does that mean? those
words don't mean anything
together
what subjet matter?
client is looking for SME
consultant charles
on what subject matter?
i am not getting your point charles
what experience do they want?
atleast 2-3 yrs of exp
doing what?
2 mins
rite a message
Anyone have 2-3 years experience as a SME expert?
![Ali, Email, and Mean: KAhmed Ai
can you please share me your
resume once to my email
ali@kollasoft.com
lets try and submitted to the client
State of MD
i'm not interested in being a
CMMI expert
thanks though
its fine charles
they are looking in SME expert
not in CMMI Expert
a subject matter expert expert?
yes
SME Expert
what does that mean? those
words don't mean anything
together
what subjet matter?
client is looking for SME
consultant charles
on what subject matter?
i am not getting your point charles
what experience do they want?
atleast 2-3 yrs of exp
doing what?
2 mins
rite a message
Anyone have 2-3 years experience as a SME expert?]()
Anyone have 2-3 years experience as a SME expert?
Books, Gif, and God: 4G+.il 90%
1 8:33
Thursday 23:49
Yes sure:) How about you? Have u
already found some fun in Tokyo?
Today 07:16
A little, but I'm always looking
for more, do you have any
recommendations?
Today 12:07
Hmmm what kind of staff do u like?
I like lots of things.
Kickboxing, MMA, eating pusSy,
reading books, going out for coffee/
drinks
You know regular stuff
Today 18:09
| see
Eating pussy? What is that?
l climbed a mountain yesterday, it
was quite nice
GIF
Type a message...
God sent me to Japan for this opportunity, time to fuck it up
![Books, Gif, and God: 4G+.il 90%
1 8:33
Thursday 23:49
Yes sure:) How about you? Have u
already found some fun in Tokyo?
Today 07:16
A little, but I'm always looking
for more, do you have any
recommendations?
Today 12:07
Hmmm what kind of staff do u like?
I like lots of things.
Kickboxing, MMA, eating pusSy,
reading books, going out for coffee/
drinks
You know regular stuff
Today 18:09
| see
Eating pussy? What is that?
l climbed a mountain yesterday, it
was quite nice
GIF
Type a message...
God sent me to Japan for this opportunity, time to fuck it up]()
God sent me to Japan for this opportunity, time to fuck it up
Being Alone, Family, and Lesbians: GLAD CAN BE OF
ASSISTANCE
THERE'RE WORSE
WAYS TO SPEND
A SATURDAY
HEY
NO RUSH
OKAY?
THEN FORGIVE YOURSELF.
YOUR FAMILY MADE A CHOICE TO
PROTECT YOU
I CAN'T
I WON'T LET
HIM JUST
YOUR FATHER--YOUR
TRUE FATHER, DAVID
ONCE SAID YOU CAN
CHOOSE WHAT KIND OF
PERSON YOU WANT
TO BE
LOBO DOES
NOT HAVE TO
DEFINE WHO
YOU ARE
NOT IF
YOU DO
NOT WANT
HIM TO
THEY ARE THE
PERFECT EXAMPLE
OF WHAT HAVE
BEEN SAYING.
AND GIVE UP BEING A
STONE-COLD BADASS?
YOU'RE KILLIN' ME,
GIRL
HUMANS ARE
COMPLICATED AND OFTEN
FLAWED. BUT GOODNESS
STILL EXISTS WITHIN
THEM.
...IF YOU
LET THE RIGHT
NES FIND
you
WELL, YoU WILL
NOT HAVE TO DO
IT ALONE.
CAME HERE LOOKING
FOR A LOST FRIEND
AND I FOUND HER
AFTER ALL THIS TIME
BUT I FOUND
SOMETHING
ELSE, TOO...
SOMETHING
I HAVEN'T FELT
IN A LONG TIME
dmg-thawhale:
ginnosaji:
“Harold, they’re lesbians”
Teen Titans #25 (2018)
*winks at @randomnightlord*
I feel called out.
![Being Alone, Family, and Lesbians: GLAD CAN BE OF
ASSISTANCE
THERE'RE WORSE
WAYS TO SPEND
A SATURDAY
HEY
NO RUSH
OKAY?
THEN FORGIVE YOURSELF.
YOUR FAMILY MADE A CHOICE TO
PROTECT YOU
I CAN'T
I WON'T LET
HIM JUST
YOUR FATHER--YOUR
TRUE FATHER, DAVID
ONCE SAID YOU CAN
CHOOSE WHAT KIND OF
PERSON YOU WANT
TO BE
LOBO DOES
NOT HAVE TO
DEFINE WHO
YOU ARE
NOT IF
YOU DO
NOT WANT
HIM TO
THEY ARE THE
PERFECT EXAMPLE
OF WHAT HAVE
BEEN SAYING.
AND GIVE UP BEING A
STONE-COLD BADASS?
YOU'RE KILLIN' ME,
GIRL
HUMANS ARE
COMPLICATED AND OFTEN
FLAWED. BUT GOODNESS
STILL EXISTS WITHIN
THEM.
...IF YOU
LET THE RIGHT
NES FIND
you
WELL, YoU WILL
NOT HAVE TO DO
IT ALONE.
CAME HERE LOOKING
FOR A LOST FRIEND
AND I FOUND HER
AFTER ALL THIS TIME
BUT I FOUND
SOMETHING
ELSE, TOO...
SOMETHING
I HAVEN'T FELT
IN A LONG TIME
dmg-thawhale:
ginnosaji:
“Harold, they’re lesbians”
Teen Titans #25 (2018)
*winks at @randomnightlord*
I feel called out.]()
nsfw
dmg-thawhale: ginnosaji: “Harold, they’re lesbians” Teen Titans #25 (2018) *winks at @randomnightlord* I feel called out.
Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons)
It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed
away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side
February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m.
I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately
referred to as a "Horse's Ass".
I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with
Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the
Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the
bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the
ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey
soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate.
I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac
Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up
to be the incredible people they are meant to be
I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my
shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital
School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER!
In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a
school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active
horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's
Club in Baysville.
I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been
cremated.
Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband
and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's
ass
For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it
wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest...
Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and
back
Love, Sybil
This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life
![Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons)
It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed
away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side
February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m.
I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately
referred to as a "Horse's Ass".
I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with
Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the
Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the
bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the
ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey
soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate.
I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac
Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up
to be the incredible people they are meant to be
I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my
shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital
School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER!
In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a
school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active
horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's
Club in Baysville.
I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been
cremated.
Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband
and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's
ass
For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it
wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest...
Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and
back
Love, Sybil
This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life]()
This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life