He knows my order by heart…
Off to a good start
This may have backfired on me.
The Cringe is strong here “Hey everyone! I’m a programmer and this is a programmer shirt!”
My first attempt went pretty well, might have to follow through
My kinda girl
Her bio asked for a credit score
IM IN BOYS
that time when spongebob put all the legendary axe-men to shame
😂 said she could beat me in kart
Love the self awareness
Something makes me feel like I need to sleep with this guy. Or marry him.
Came across this gem.
When you get the response you were hoping for…
Trying out new pick up lines. I think she liked it.
Damn the year is 2020 and our 2018 methods are working
2020 is already coming thru, bless up 🙏
Sometimes the nerds get lucky too
gahdamnpunk:I was absolutely here for it !!!
Gotta represent for the short boys
This is probably the most straight forward message I’ve ever received…
Ride fast and eat ass
She blocked me after this
My finger slipped
My currently drunk best friends photo, Merry Christmas!
You gotta pay to go to school, pay to efficiently show up to school, and pay to leave school. God bless America. by XenoPasta
The perfect comrade doesn’t exi-
Leech on Society
When you match the same person 10 times in a year
A woman who knows what she wants
Shoot your shot lads
obviously i swiped right
Almost makes me want to take the 16 hour trip just for her
Sent my mom a meme I found on reddit. Got love and support in return. Love my mom.
Y’all I think I found THE ONE
Well that’s very depressing.