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made: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
made: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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made: Quarantine made it clear

Quarantine made it clear

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made: Made me laugh

Made me laugh

made: sonansu:6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
made: sonansu:6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

sonansu:6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

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made: It’s 4AM and I have nowhere else to send this meme I made…

It’s 4AM and I have nowhere else to send this meme I made…

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made: Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.

Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.

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made: Made my day

Made my day

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made: I made something

I made something

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made: gutterbaby:
pics i made for my alternate persona angel 

gutterbaby: pics i made for my alternate persona angel 

made: Sacrifices must be made
made: Sacrifices must be made

Sacrifices must be made

made: My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour, my parents are great.
made: My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour, my parents are great.

My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour...

made: Sacrifices must be made
made: Sacrifices must be made

Sacrifices must be made

made: Sacrifices must be made
made: Sacrifices must be made

Sacrifices must be made

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made: crab-gay:

hi I made something

crab-gay: hi I made something

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made: Throwback to when I made an account as a quack dealer duck

Throwback to when I made an account as a quack dealer duck

made: this made me smile
made: this made me smile

this made me smile

made: Isolated and bored, I made a squirrel picnic table. Was in use an hour later.
made: Isolated and bored, I made a squirrel picnic table. Was in use an hour later.

Isolated and bored, I made a squirrel picnic table. Was in use an hour later.

made: I made a Tinder account 6 weeks ago and tracked all the data
made: I made a Tinder account 6 weeks ago and tracked all the data

I made a Tinder account 6 weeks ago and tracked all the data

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made: I made a thing

I made a thing