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mamba: Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton I can't believe racism is still a problem in today's society. 9:59 PM PuN Abl MaMba Rep Gamerscore 31090 O Zone Underground oevaplyro Message Text Hahah you fucking Canadian go sleep in your igloo *me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.
mamba: Hillary
 Clinton
 @HillaryClinton
 I can't believe racism is still a
 problem in today's society.
 9:59 PM
 PuN Abl MaMba
 Rep
 Gamerscore 31090 O
 Zone Underground
 oevaplyro
 Message Text
 Hahah you fucking Canadian
 go sleep in your igloo
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.

*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send*...

mamba: r/aww u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it My buddies steering wheel dog sleeping on the Mule @DrSmashlove So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? “Sugarwood.” BRUV 😂. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. “Daddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me “Honeysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man “daddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him “Agave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. “Mango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like “Hi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like “ummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like “no sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles 🤗. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like “she ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned 🤗. BLESS UP 😂😂😂
mamba: r/aww
 u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it
 My buddies
 steering wheel
 dog sleeping on the Mule
 @DrSmashlove
So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? “Sugarwood.” BRUV 😂. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. “Daddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me “Honeysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man “daddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him “Agave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. “Mango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like “Hi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like “ummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like “no sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles 🤗. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like “she ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned 🤗. BLESS UP 😂😂😂

So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is ha...

mamba: guy wanted to sell his computer to afford surgery for his dog Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery System is in very good condition Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia) NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4) ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS) Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo) ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard AARON MADDİGAN BUY/SWAP/SELL The dog ruptured her ACL and is unable to walk due to the joint becoming unstable. Many good lads stepped in to help him David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga But the biggest help of them all... was this guy: Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might and your itle man gets better you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte Like Reply 0.4 2hrs $2,000 of $2,000 goal Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the full amount to help get your best friend better, hope you ave a great Sat night buddy She'll be back on her feet Sorry for the long post. Here's a dog potato. An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.
mamba: guy wanted to sell his
 computer to afford
 surgery for his dog
 Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU
 Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery
 System is in very good condition
 Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B
 Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia)
 NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler
 ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150
 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4)
 ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB
 Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS)
 Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD
 Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2
 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter
 Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo)
 ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440
 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse
 Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard
 AARON MADDİGAN
 BUY/SWAP/SELL
 The dog ruptured her ACL
 and is unable to walk due
 to the joint becoming
 unstable.
 Many good lads stepped in
 to help him
 David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns
 not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog
 CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga
 But the biggest help of
 them all... was this guy:
 Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog
 back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might
 and your itle man gets better
 you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a
 chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do
 Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed
 Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw
 Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte
 Like Reply 0.4 2hrs
 $2,000 of $2,000 goal
 Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days
 I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with
 myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the
 full amount to help get your best friend better,
 hope you ave a great Sat night buddy
 She'll be back on her feet
 Sorry for the long post.
 Here's a dog potato.
An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.

An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.