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80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂
80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who
 is always carrying around his bookbag of
 toys and can always be found in the
 Pediatric Intensive Care Unit
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn
Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂

Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy b...

Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake bites after saving girl, grandma @DrSmashlove My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂
Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it
 Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake
 bites after saving girl, grandma
 @DrSmashlove
My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂

My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍...

Bad, Crying, and Family: You're synonymous with being a man's man. What was the lasto thing that made you cry? I went to theatre school. I took two semesters of ballet. I'm the sissy in my family. I cry with pretty great regularity. It's not entirely accurate to equate me with manliness. I stand for my principals and I work hard and I have good manners but machismo is a double-sided coin. Alot of people think it requires behavior that can quickly veer into misogyny and things I consider indecent. We've been sold this weird John Wayne mentality that fistfights and violence are vital to being a man. I'd rather hug than punch. Crying at something that moves you to joy or sadness is just as manly as chopping down a tree or punching out a bad guy. To answer your question, I recently saw Alicia Keys perform live. I'd never seen her before and the sheer golden, heavenly talent issuing from her and her singing instrument had both my wife and me in tears. What a gorgeous gift she has. Her voice is so great. And I had no shame Tabout crying.1 If you live your life openly with your emotions, that's a more manly stance than burying them The Babahuck @TylerHuckabee Follow We don't appreciate Nick Offerman nearly as much as we should 3:46 PM-Oct 16, 2017 Nashville, TN 234 t 32,770 81,142 <p>Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2xbJVN8">http://ift.tt/2xbJVN8</a></p>
Bad, Crying, and Family: You're synonymous with being a man's man. What was the lasto
 thing that made you cry?
 I went to theatre school. I took two semesters of ballet. I'm the sissy in my
 family. I cry with pretty great regularity. It's not entirely accurate to
 equate me with manliness. I stand for my principals and I work hard and
 I have good manners but machismo is a double-sided coin. Alot of people
 think it requires behavior that can quickly veer into misogyny and things
 I consider indecent. We've been sold this weird John Wayne mentality
 that fistfights and violence are vital to being a man. I'd rather hug than
 punch. Crying at something that moves you to joy or sadness is just as
 manly as chopping down a tree or punching out a bad guy. To answer
 your question, I recently saw Alicia Keys perform live. I'd never seen her
 before and the sheer golden, heavenly talent issuing from her and her
 singing instrument had both my wife and me in tears. What a gorgeous
 gift she has. Her voice is so great. And I had no shame Tabout crying.1 If
 you live your life openly with your emotions, that's a more manly stance
 than burying them
 The Babahuck
 @TylerHuckabee
 Follow
 We don't appreciate Nick Offerman nearly as much as we
 should
 3:46 PM-Oct 16, 2017 Nashville, TN
 234 t 32,770 81,142
<p>Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2xbJVN8">http://ift.tt/2xbJVN8</a></p>

<p>Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2xbJVN8">http://ift.tt/2xbJVN8</a></p>

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂
Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thin...

Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most didn't want her because of her timid disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her that much more of a treasure. (For Part 1, scroll back 🤗). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t 🤗) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up 😄😂😂😂
Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it
 She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most
 didn't want her because of her timid
 disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her
 that much more of a treasure.
(For Part 1, scroll back 🤗). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t 🤗) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up 😄😂😂😂

(For Part 1, scroll back 🤗). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "...