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Advice, Being Alone, and Anime: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:20:33 No.805151137 805157271 2805150565 >house party 3am >one of youngest there as well as girl i had crush on >people decide to do a load of coke >me and girl dont want to so go to bed together >sex.exe >guy runs in through door coked up >jumps on me >starts to suck >Better then girl but don't enjoy it lasts about 10 seconds til i tell him to fuck off Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:21:00 No.805151169 805151312 22805150747 >>At that point where teenage years are ending and being grunge isnt as cool as it was in 90s >>Whole group of friends is getting busted up >>Purple haired goth dream girl breaks up messily and im bitter as hell >>Best bro moves out of town but we keep in contact and I visit now and then >His little bro still thinks we are the coolest >Keeps in contact on ancient messaging system >>Has all sorts of questions as hes entering puberty and looks to me for advice >>Feels nice to have someone thinking of me that way >>Totally miss for a while that he was trying to awkwardly flirt while asking about some of this stuff >He starts becoming more blunt about how awkward things are for him and admits his crush on me >Wants me to treat him like a girl and asks if he can blow me next time I go hang out up there >>With all that had been going on relationships with women soured and a his enthusiasm I say yes >>His bro lived in the same apt they did and had just started working recently Had a factory job and the weekend I was coming up he would spend a bunch of it working >>So I would just be alone at his place a bunch >>Actually have to visit him first since bro was working when I got into town >>l hang out play it cool and play vidya bro we go to bros apt One point he slips his hands down my pants and grabs my hardening dick >>Decide theres no going back now and reach into his grabbing his cute tiny boydick >>All we could get away with there >>Licks his hand and tells me he can taste my dick on it >Tell him not to get too excited when the weekend is over its going to be in his mouth >He smiles >>And up your ass >>He gives me a look of shock and excitement >>Know we cant do more and finally leave >>Obviously gonna go up with me and play games up there >>Take his little hand in mine on the stairs and lead him the last little bit >>Your going to be my girlfriend this whole weekend Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:22:43 No.805151312 805151500 >805151169 >Once we got settled I gave him his first kiss >>He would learn lots of things that weekend >>Brought out a steel folding chair because bachelor pad Take it out while he gets on his knees before me >Awkward first time blowjob but no worse than teenage girls had done >>Order him to take his tiny dick out and play with it while he blows me >Still couldnt belleve it was happening >>Day one bj session isnt going to last long because bro will return >>l dont cum easily either so looking forward to the next day >>hang out with best bro trying to be cool despite really wanting to get back to fucking his little brother >Mext day we get more time >>Starts the same way way bj on our sex chair while he jerks himself >>Love it once he starts being more careful with is teeth but want more >>Push him to a wall >>Drop to my knees and slide his cute dick into my mouth Felt pretty nice and was still in a dominate position with him against the wall >>Go for a few minutes but pull off and hold him close to me for a few minutes >Tell him to go to the chair grab the top drop pants and let me fuck his ass >>He pauses shocked >>Obediently follows my order though >We would hook up over and over again after this but anal was never easy as it was the first time bite me in the years later because I expected ass sex to be as easy as it was this day >>This would actually come >>Slide at least the head up his butt and he goes wild >He was more vocal and moaned more than the girls I had been with as well >Guess im gay now and ok with it >>Have to tell him to jerk his dick but just take over anyways after a while >>Fucking my cute little shota boitoy and playing with his cockette >he is also fine with going ATM which is another thing we wont fucking do again >>Still dont cum but we end the night 69ing with him on top >>He actually leans a little too hard and his dick chokes me >>Glves him a bit of confidence boost and he laughs >End of day 2 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:25:32 No.805151500 805151560 >>805151312 >>last day of torrid weekend >Bro works a huge shift unlike day before >>We will fuck ALL day >>Because I couldnt cum was another reason why it lasted so long >>Dunno If it was nerves or jerking off constantly but elther way I was lasting >Too much to cover/remember so heres highlights >>Not able ride my dick while looking at shemale porn on internet sadly >>We do have a conversation about how awesome it would be if we both went that route when he got older >We could be sisters >Thought he heard someone near door whle im pounding him on couch >>Know its nothing so tease him saying ill keep fucking his ass if anyone comes in >>Neither of us cared for ball licking much >>Fuck him In front of bathroom mirror so he can see his face >Drag him into hallway and sit him in my lap with only shirt on >>Safer than it sounds but still gets him all hot and bothered >>Play with his dick during it and he mumbles out the words >>Im a good girl >Immediately start start sucking his cock in my lap as reward for cuteness >Dick hurts a bit after a while but im close >>Have him lay prone and get into a pushup position forming a "t" >Glve him >Chooses mouth and drag him to his knees >>Finish in his cute mouth and get sloopy kiss after choice mouth or ass >>Good end to event but I wondered if he should have fucked me too >>Not like that tiny thing would have hurt me or anything We arent able to hook up against for a few years and he is 16 when we finally hook back up and thats next post. A bit of a tone change incoming where we flip roles Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:26:31 No.805151560 805151700805159030 >>805151500 >hes 16 now >>Getting more freedom and wants to see me again >>We have kept in internet contact and jerked off alot but couldnt get back together >Hes coming up to town with another older bro for comic book convention and they need place to stay * >>Sure come on over >End up slipping out a little early lol >>Kiss him again in elevator to my place missed you >Have roommates but order him to blow me in my room just prove he was "Still loyal" >Got more excited than expected and begs me to fuck him >>Huh?What the hell?I cant get it and its hurting him? >>Ok we can work around this I think >Back to blowjobs >Jerk of to a futa Teen Titans comic and actually cum pretty quick >>His dick looks bigger than mine now so I enjoy sucking him off much more now >>Puts on a pair of girls underwear he acquired and we 69 in my bed >>Later try and shower together hoping the water would make it easier to slide in >>lt does not and all attempts at anal this weekend are met with frustration >>Still talk about him becoming my "Sister" when he gets older and we both start fully crossdressing and maybe transitioning >This is last time we hook up until im fully into college >Fucker ends up leaving me for some vagina in his tralor park >>SO mad after that f spite towards all old relationships >>Fully throw myself into being pretty trap almost out Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:28:33 No.805151700 805151822 805151560 >>Hit anime convention circuit and go around as crossplayer >>Love it despite limited college student budget >>Hook ups happen but I try and cultivate an image of a proper lady >>Obsessively try and cover flaws perceived flaws and anything to make myself fit my ideal >>Take to Lolita fashion as its dignified and classy >>lts not like I want >Discover lube wow technology is amazing >Not sure if I truly want to transition because I like my dick functioning >>During one convention find out he was there too >>Now marginally bigger than me and I knew his dick was already bigger >>He had broken up with trailer trash tramp a while ago >>Here I am dressed as a animu waitress get my ass pounded or anything >>He needs a room doesnt he? >>Sure you can crash with us >>He says hes tired and just wants to rest but something tells me has other things on his mind >Hes on chair in room while I sit on with knees raised letting him see my panties >>Soon im sitting bare assed on his lao >>Lapdance initiated >>Ok hes game and is up putting his dick in my mouth >Realize im going to be his girl from now on >>Pretty good cocksucker by now too >>Still wanna have fun to so hop up on bed take skirt in mouth and have him blow me >>Hes still got it >>Later turns me over and all fours >>What are we gonna do on this bed oni-chaWHOA tongue up my ass >>Eats my boipussy and never had that done before >>Out of my mind horny and tell him he can fuck me if he wants too >>l know the wonders of lube now and im about to tell him before he leaps on me and tries to drive it right in >Scream and kick off him flying across and landing in corner Hes about to yell then seems me curled up in corner rubbing ass and complaining about him acting like a gorrila >Apparently it looked really cute >>SO lube is now a thing in his vocabulary too >>Im his woman now >Having to share the room with other people also sucked because we couldnt fuck all night f our relationship >Start of next portion Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:30:23 No.805151822 805152210 22805151700 >>for a time I visit him in the trailer park hes living at and im his little sissy bitch >>Crossdress as much as I can for him >Of course hes not much bigger than I am and we still have our fantasy of being "Sisters" >>I greet him with a surprise visit one day in full convention cosplay again >>He has gotten a few articles >>Kinda goes for a goth girl look with cute black skirt >>Hes not as good at this sort of thing as I am and needs some help >>Still finally have sister sex session we always talked about >>Starts with blowing each other but soon he puts our dicks togeher and we frot lifting our skirts clothing of his own >>Soooo happppyyyy >>Bends me over fingers ass with lube and I get all the dick I can take >Wants to switch up and ride me >>Bounces on my cock llove the way we keep our skirts out of the way so they dont get messy Havent been this deep in his ass in forever Hes about to cum from being fucked which turns me on even more >>Have him cum on my dick and suck me to completion >Happy little giris and absolutely nothing will go wrong ever Of course it goes wrong after that but its not even a good story. Thats the good stuff though hope some of you boys liked it Anon is gay
Advice, Being Alone, and Anime: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:20:33 No.805151137
 805157271
 2805150565
 >house party 3am
 >one of youngest there as well as girl i had crush on
 >people decide to do a load of coke
 >me and girl dont want to so go to bed together
 >sex.exe
 >guy runs in through door coked up
 >jumps on me
 >starts to suck
 >Better then girl but don't enjoy it
 lasts about 10 seconds til i tell him to fuck off
 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:21:00 No.805151169
 805151312
 22805150747
 >>At that point where teenage years are ending and being grunge isnt as cool as it was in 90s
 >>Whole group of friends is getting busted up
 >>Purple haired goth dream girl breaks up messily and im bitter as hell
 >>Best bro moves out of town but we keep in contact and I visit now and then
 >His little bro still thinks we are the coolest
 >Keeps in contact on ancient messaging system
 >>Has all sorts of questions as hes entering puberty and looks to me for advice
 >>Feels nice to have someone thinking of me that way
 >>Totally miss for a while that he was trying to awkwardly flirt while asking about some of this stuff
 >He starts becoming more blunt about how awkward things are for him and admits his crush on me
 >Wants me to treat him like a girl and asks if he can blow me next time I go hang out up there
 >>With all that had been going on relationships with women soured and a his enthusiasm I say yes
 >>His bro lived in the same apt they did and had just started working recently
 Had a factory job and the weekend I was coming up he would spend a bunch of it working
 >>So I would just be alone at his place a bunch
 >>Actually have to visit him first since bro was working when I got into town
 >>l hang out play it cool and play vidya bro we go to bros apt
 One point he slips his hands down my pants and grabs my hardening dick
 >>Decide theres no going back now and reach into his grabbing his cute tiny boydick
 >>All we could get away with there
 >>Licks his hand and tells me he can taste my dick on it
 >Tell him not to get too excited when the weekend is over its going to be in his mouth
 >He smiles
 >>And up your ass
 >>He gives me a look of shock and excitement
 >>Know we cant do more and finally leave
 >>Obviously gonna go up with me and play games up there
 >>Take his little hand in mine on the stairs and lead him the last little bit
 >>Your going to be my girlfriend this whole weekend
 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:22:43 No.805151312
 805151500
 >805151169
 >Once we got settled I gave him his first kiss
 >>He would learn lots of things that weekend
 >>Brought out a steel folding chair because bachelor pad
 Take it out while he gets on his knees before me
 >Awkward first time blowjob but no worse than teenage girls had done
 >>Order him to take his tiny dick out and play with it while he blows me
 >Still couldnt belleve it was happening
 >>Day one bj session isnt going to last long because bro will return
 >>l dont cum easily either so looking forward to the next day
 >>hang out with best bro trying to be cool despite really wanting to get back to fucking his little brother
 >Mext day we get more time
 >>Starts the same way way bj on our sex chair while he jerks himself
 >>Love it once he starts being more careful with is teeth but want more
 >>Push him to a wall
 >>Drop to my knees and slide his cute dick into my mouth
 Felt pretty nice and was still in a dominate position with him against the wall
 >>Go for a few minutes but pull off and hold him close to me for a few minutes
 >Tell him to go to the chair grab the top drop pants and let me fuck his ass
 >>He pauses shocked
 >>Obediently follows my order though
 >We would hook up over and over again after this but anal was never easy as it was the first time
 bite me in the years later because I expected ass sex to be as easy as it was this day
 >>This would actually come
 >>Slide at least the head up his butt and he goes wild
 >He was more vocal and moaned more than the girls I had been with as well
 >Guess im gay now and ok with it
 >>Have to tell him to jerk his dick but just take over anyways after a while
 >>Fucking my cute little shota boitoy and playing with his cockette
 >he is also fine with going ATM which is another thing we wont fucking do again
 >>Still dont cum but we end the night 69ing with him on top
 >>He actually leans a little too hard and his dick chokes me
 >>Glves him a bit of confidence boost and he laughs
 >End of day 2
 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:25:32 No.805151500
 805151560
 >>805151312
 >>last day of torrid weekend
 >Bro works a huge shift unlike day before
 >>We will fuck ALL day
 >>Because I couldnt cum was another reason why it lasted so long
 >>Dunno If it was nerves or jerking off constantly but elther way I was lasting
 >Too much to cover/remember so heres highlights
 >>Not able
 ride my dick while looking at shemale porn on internet sadly
 >>We do have a conversation about how awesome it would be if we both went that route when he got older
 >We could be sisters
 >Thought he heard someone near door whle im pounding him on couch
 >>Know its nothing so tease him saying ill keep fucking his ass if anyone comes in
 >>Neither of us cared for ball licking much
 >>Fuck him In front of bathroom mirror so he can see his face
 >Drag him into hallway and sit him in my lap with only shirt on
 >>Safer than it sounds but still gets him all hot and bothered
 >>Play with his dick during it and he mumbles out the words
 >>Im a good girl
 >Immediately start start sucking his cock in my lap as reward for cuteness
 >Dick hurts a bit after a while but im close
 >>Have him lay prone and get into a pushup position forming a "t"
 >Glve him
 >Chooses mouth and drag him to his knees
 >>Finish in his cute mouth and get sloopy kiss after
 choice mouth or ass
 >>Good end to event but I wondered if he should have fucked me too
 >>Not like that tiny thing would have hurt me or anything
 We arent able to hook up against for a few years and he is 16 when we finally hook back up and thats next post. A bit of a tone change incoming where we flip roles
 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:26:31 No.805151560
 805151700805159030
 >>805151500
 >hes 16 now
 >>Getting more freedom and wants to see me again
 >>We have kept in internet contact and jerked off alot but couldnt get back together
 >Hes coming up to town with another older bro for comic book convention and they need place to stay
 *
 >>Sure come on over
 >End up slipping out a little early lol
 >>Kiss him again in elevator to my place
 missed you
 >Have roommates but order him to blow me in my room just
 prove he was "Still loyal"
 >Got more excited than expected and begs me to fuck him
 >>Huh?What the hell?I cant get it
 and its hurting him?
 >>Ok we can work around this I think
 >Back to blowjobs
 >Jerk of to a futa Teen Titans comic and actually cum pretty quick
 >>His dick looks bigger than mine now so I enjoy sucking him off much more now
 >>Puts on a pair of girls underwear he acquired and we 69 in my bed
 >>Later try and shower together hoping the water would make it easier to slide in
 >>lt does not and all attempts at anal this weekend are met with frustration
 >>Still talk about him becoming my "Sister" when he gets older and we both start fully crossdressing and maybe transitioning
 >This is last time we hook up until im fully into college
 >Fucker ends up leaving me for some vagina in his tralor park
 >>SO mad after that
 f spite towards all old relationships
 >>Fully throw myself into being pretty trap almost out
 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:28:33 No.805151700
 805151822
 805151560
 >>Hit anime convention circuit and go around as crossplayer
 >>Love it despite limited college student budget
 >>Hook ups happen but I try and cultivate an image of a proper lady
 >>Obsessively try and cover flaws perceived flaws and anything to make myself fit my ideal
 >>Take to Lolita fashion as its dignified and classy
 >>lts not like I want
 >Discover lube wow technology is amazing
 >Not sure if I truly want to transition because I like my dick functioning
 >>During one convention find out he was there too
 >>Now marginally bigger than me and I knew his dick was already bigger
 >>He had broken up with trailer trash tramp a while ago
 >>Here I am dressed as a animu waitress
 get my ass pounded or anything
 >>He needs a room doesnt he?
 >>Sure you can crash with us
 >>He says hes tired and just wants to rest but something tells me has other things on his mind
 >Hes on chair in room while I sit on with knees raised letting him see my panties
 >>Soon im sitting bare assed on his lao
 >>Lapdance initiated
 >>Ok hes game and is up putting his dick in my mouth
 >Realize im going to be his girl from now on
 >>Pretty good cocksucker by now too
 >>Still wanna have fun to so hop up on bed take skirt in mouth and have him blow me
 >>Hes still got it
 >>Later turns me over and all fours
 >>What are we gonna do on this bed oni-chaWHOA tongue up my ass
 >>Eats my boipussy and never had that done before
 >>Out of my mind horny and tell him he can fuck me if he wants too
 >>l know the wonders of lube now and im about to tell him before he leaps on me and tries to drive it right in
 >Scream and kick off him flying across and landing in corner
 Hes about to yell then seems me curled up in corner rubbing ass and complaining about him acting like a gorrila
 >Apparently it looked really cute
 >>SO lube is now a thing in his vocabulary too
 >>Im his woman now
 >Having to share the room with other people also sucked because we couldnt fuck all night
 f our relationship
 >Start of next portion
 Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)03:30:23 No.805151822 805152210
 22805151700
 >>for a time I visit him in the trailer park hes living at and im his little sissy bitch
 >>Crossdress as much as I can for him
 >Of course hes not much bigger than I am and we still have our fantasy of being "Sisters"
 >>I greet him with a surprise visit one day in full convention cosplay again
 >>He has gotten a few articles
 >>Kinda goes for a goth girl look with cute black skirt
 >>Hes not as good at this sort of thing as I am and needs some help
 >>Still finally have sister sex session we always talked about
 >>Starts with blowing each other but soon he puts our dicks togeher and we frot lifting our skirts
 clothing of his own
 >>Soooo happppyyyy
 >>Bends me over fingers ass with lube and I get all the dick I can take
 >Wants to switch up and ride me
 >>Bounces on my cock
 llove the way we keep our skirts out of the way so they dont get messy
 Havent been this deep in his ass in forever
 Hes about to cum from being fucked which turns me on even more
 >>Have him cum on my dick and suck me to completion
 >Happy little giris and absolutely nothing will go wrong ever
 Of course it goes wrong after that but its not even a good story. Thats the good stuff though hope some of you boys liked it
Anon is gay

Anon is gay

Ass, Community, and Dude: Haukke Manor (Hard) has begun. Malboro) ehhhh wassup yall (1 Callie Your item level has been synced to 110. While synced, all item stats are adjusted. One or more party members have yet to complete this duty. A bonus of 40 Allagan tomestones of poetics will be awarded upon completion. Wood Wailer Lance: Matron, deliver me! The manor claviger summons a creature of the void with the Wood Wailer's blood! (1 Callie You gain 2278 (+80 % ) archer experience points. Friendly reminder #1 You obtain 61 gil. Perhaps there is a key which could open it. Wood Wailer Lance: ...f-fear...no...shadows.. Dramatis Personae i think you're missing some gear there RDM Ме, Bard RDM with half of his gear missing (see pic below) RDM's friend, GNB You gain 2278 (+80 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 66 gil. You gain 2278 (+80 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 62 gil. Wood Wailer Lance: I owe you my life, adventurer. The manor acrobat drops a tiny key. You gain 2278 (+80% ) archer experience points. You obtain 66 gil. You find a tiny key. The sealed door opens. Wood Wailer Lance: Matron, deliver me! (1 Callie The manor claviger summons a creature of the void with the Wood Wailer's blood! (1 Callie Unable to initiate vote dismiss while rolling for items. (1 Callie (1 Callie The manor warden drops a tiny key. You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 61 gil. You find a tiny key. You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 61 gil. You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 62 gil. The sealed door opens. You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 59 gil. You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points. You obtain 71 gil. Maybe he missed it... Friendly reminder #2 ey do you have gear? 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Ass, Community, and Dude: Haukke Manor (Hard) has begun.
 Malboro) ehhhh
 wassup yall
 (1 Callie
 Your item level has been synced to 110.
 While synced, all item stats are adjusted.
 One or more party members have yet to complete this duty.
 A bonus of 40 Allagan tomestones of poetics will be awarded upon completion.
 Wood Wailer Lance: Matron, deliver me!
 The manor claviger summons a creature of the void with the Wood Wailer's blood!
 (1 Callie
 You gain 2278 (+80 % ) archer experience points. Friendly reminder #1
 You obtain 61 gil.
 Perhaps there is a key which could open it.
 Wood Wailer Lance: ...f-fear...no...shadows..
 Dramatis Personae
 i think you're missing some gear there RDM
 Ме, Bard
 RDM with half of his gear
 missing (see pic below)
 RDM's friend, GNB
 You gain 2278 (+80 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 66 gil.
 You gain 2278 (+80 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 62 gil.
 Wood Wailer Lance: I owe you my life, adventurer.
 The manor acrobat drops a tiny key.
 You gain 2278 (+80% ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 66 gil.
 You find a tiny key.
 The sealed door opens.
 Wood Wailer Lance: Matron, deliver me!
 (1 Callie
 The manor claviger summons a creature of the void with the Wood Wailer's blood!
 (1 Callie
 Unable to initiate vote dismiss while rolling for items.
 (1 Callie
 (1 Callie
 The manor warden drops a tiny key.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 61 gil.
 You find a tiny key.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 61 gil.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 62 gil.
 The sealed door opens.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 59 gil.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 71 gil.
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 do you have gear?
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 RDM seriously
 can you equip some gear
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 such as I am concerned.
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 cause im above or equald to the ilvl req
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 I'm on an alt too but at least I have gear in every slot
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 you have a responsibility
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 Yuki Oikll Malboro casts her lot for the Dpair of peltast breeches.
 You cast your lot for the Dstrategos coif.
 You cast your lot for the Dpair of peltast breeches.
 Motion for dism issal rejected.
 Plebtier Monk Goblin casts her lot for the opair of peltast breeches.
 (1 Callie
 chat now
 Not enlisted in a free company.
 not only is he trolling with that gear, he's also blowing up at me in
 (1 Calliel
 get some better friends
 Malboro) dude tbh we're clearing so I dont care, YOU ARE the only
 one who has a problem with it
 Malboro) If we are clearing I dont care if you got a sock on your head
 I reminded him because I assumed he forgot
 he decided to call me names
 Malboro) "I dont have any"
 if you knowingly queue for stuff
 with half your gear missing
 you are trolling
 end of story
 ( Callie
 (1 Callie
 (1 Callie
 (1Callie
 (1 Callie
 (Callie
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 63 gil.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 Yuki Oikll Malboro obtains a pbone chip.
 You obtain 71 gil.
 Malboro) There is a min llevel
 You gain 1647 (+30% ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 70 gil.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 70 gil.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 62 gil.
 Malboro) IF
 |Malboro) big If
 You gain 1647 (+30% ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 70 gil.
 Malboro) if he meets it then he can enter
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 Yuki OikllMalboro obtains 2 phunks of pudding flesh.
 You obtain 63 gil.
 Malboro) So he has the gaer for this place you are the only one who
 is being a child about it
 (Callie
 carry your dead weight?
 so you don't have any responsibility to the other people you force to
 Malboro) brothe...
 Malboro) Just put this shit aside and clear the rest of this we're going
 ...
 to fine
 You gain 1647 (+30% ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 66 gil.
 You gain 1647 (+30 % ) archer experience points.
 You obtain 63 gil.
 Malboro) grow up ience points.
The Horrors of Haukke Manor (Hard), aka You Can Do Whatever The Fuck You Like As Long As You Meet Ilvl Requirements

The Horrors of Haukke Manor (Hard), aka You Can Do Whatever The Fuck You Like As Long As You Meet Ilvl Requirements

Crush, Love, and Book: KISSCARTDCN katara and roku’s wife looked similar! katara has the same hairstyle in book 3 as roku’s crush. maybe love also transcends generations
Crush, Love, and Book: KISSCARTDCN
katara and roku’s wife looked similar! katara has the same hairstyle in book 3 as roku’s crush. maybe love also transcends generations

katara and roku’s wife looked similar! katara has the same hairstyle in book 3 as roku’s crush. maybe love also transcends generations

Bitch, Candy, and Children: C16 people recently commented. a Search Facebook is wit and 22 others 19 mins Salem/Keizer Crime I am beyond shaken right now and my tears are proof of that. Today I went into Hobby Lobby to grab things needed for a large candy cake. There was no parking up front so a parked on the end of an isle next to this Jeep. Didn't think anything of it when I hopped out and headed inside.... 57 minutes ago When I can out 35 min later heard Bloodcurdling screams coming from the Jeep. It was a scream of pain almost....for a young child. There were two kids LOCKED inside a closed, hot window tinted jeep. They had been in there before I had went in and they were both strapped into car seats.I called 911 immediately and BROKE the window with a spark plug from a lady's car. That woman and I grabbed both kids who were drenched in sweat both red beyond words. t immediately jumped in my car because the littlest one (maybe two months old was becoming very lethargic...I just kept pleading with 911 to hurry because the little one didn't look to well I'm a reporter with KATU who lives in Salem. I asked Salem police about reports of two children being rescued from a hot vehicle outside Hobby Lobby Friday and this is what Lt. Treven Upkes, a police spokesman, told me: I took this picture when they told me1 could leave after taking mine and the other by standard who helped.... information and STILL the mother or father had not come out from wherever. What's the cop tell me???? The owner can technically press charges against you if they want for breaking their window! 088 "Gotta love social media... The only call we had with a grey Jeep at Hobby Lobby was of an unconscious man in the Jeep. He was eventually taken by medics to Salem Health where he walked away prior to treatment. I looked at him and said "Tell the bitch to bring it on! I will gladly take whatever judgement entered against me by any judge but I will have a say in a court room on an open docket that will be public record on how much of a cunt of a mother she is that she could leave two helpless infants locked in a car when the heat index inside is over 100 degrees."! Hey.....iresponsible, life skill lacking assholes of a parent who would ever leave your child along in a locked car on a hot summer day deserves to be put under a jail!!! Both babies on the way to the hospital without a parent because their body temperatures were too high Sorry, there was no dramatic rescue of two dying children by a concerned cake decorator." I'm going to take my streaked tear filled face and snotty running nose back home and hug my baby tight who know is safe at home in a very cool environment. Smfh.... eWhat is wrong with people ?!? 108 Comments 139 Like Comment Write a comment... Gl Nncation Wah Meru News Feed Friends Marketpiace Literally none of these things happened
Bitch, Candy, and Children: C16 people recently commented.
 a Search Facebook
 is wit
 and 22 others
 19 mins
 Salem/Keizer Crime
 I am beyond shaken right now and my tears are proof of that. Today I went
 into Hobby Lobby to grab things needed for a large candy cake. There was
 no parking up front so a parked on the end of an isle next to this Jeep.
 Didn't think anything of it when I hopped out and headed inside....
 57 minutes ago
 When I can out 35 min later heard Bloodcurdling screams coming from
 the Jeep. It was a scream of pain almost....for a young child. There were
 two kids LOCKED inside a closed, hot window tinted jeep. They had been
 in there before I had went in and they were both strapped into car seats.I
 called 911 immediately and BROKE the window with a spark plug from a
 lady's car. That woman and I grabbed both kids who were drenched in
 sweat both red beyond words. t immediately jumped in my car because the
 littlest one (maybe two months old was becoming very lethargic...I just
 kept pleading with 911 to hurry because the little one didn't look to well
 I'm a reporter with KATU who lives in Salem. I asked
 Salem police about reports of two children being rescued
 from a hot vehicle outside Hobby Lobby Friday and this is
 what Lt. Treven Upkes, a police spokesman, told me:
 I took this picture when they told me1 could leave after taking mine and
 the other by standard who helped.... information and STILL the mother or
 father had not come out from wherever. What's the cop tell me???? The
 owner can technically press charges against you if they want for breaking
 their window! 088
 "Gotta love social media... The only call we had with a
 grey Jeep at Hobby Lobby was of an unconscious man in
 the Jeep. He was eventually taken by medics to Salem
 Health where he walked away prior to treatment.
 I looked at him and said "Tell the bitch to bring it on! I will gladly take
 whatever judgement entered against me by any judge but I will have a say
 in a court room on an open docket that will be public record on how much
 of a cunt of a mother she is that she could leave two helpless infants
 locked in a car when the heat index inside is over 100 degrees."!
 Hey.....iresponsible, life skill lacking assholes of a parent who would ever
 leave your child along in a locked car on a hot summer day deserves to be
 put under a jail!!!
 Both babies on the way to the hospital without a parent because their body
 temperatures were too high
 Sorry, there was no dramatic rescue of two dying children
 by a concerned cake decorator."
 I'm going to take my streaked tear filled face and snotty running nose back
 home and hug my baby tight who know is safe at home in a very cool
 environment. Smfh.... eWhat is wrong with people ?!?
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 Comment
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Literally none of these things happened

Literally none of these things happened

Apparently, Girls, and For: ON Our sweet beasties. Apparently bags are "No Woofs Allowed" forts for Meows (Or maybe its "No Girls allowed")
Apparently, Girls, and For: ON
Our sweet beasties. Apparently bags are "No Woofs Allowed" forts for Meows (Or maybe its "No Girls allowed")

Our sweet beasties. Apparently bags are "No Woofs Allowed" forts for Meows (Or maybe its "No Girls allowed")

Fall, Food, and The Game: apn you get to the end, DONT FIGHT THE DRAGON WITH SVEN OR JOERGEN! Also don't go straight into the fight, bring a lot of blocks with you and build a big bridge away from the island. It looks like there is nothing there but it is just a long way away. When you reach the other islands try not to look at the endermen as they all get angry at you. You should find purple tower cities with a dangerous mob called the shulker. He looks like a block but he opens up and shoots at you. The bolts he shoots follow you, so hit them with the sword. If they hit you they make you go up, but that's dangerous when you fall. You also can't hit them when they are closed. In the cities you'll see a floating ship. Get on that and take the wings. These are very valuable and let you fly. This is why you should bring lots of firework rockets with you as they make you fly faster when you use them. Now go back to the dragon. There are these big black towers with things on top that heal the dragon. You should take them all out first otherwise the dragon will just heal from your attacks. You'll want to take water with you in case you fall too as they come in handy. Wear the wings and then try to take out the towers by flying. When flying don't crash into things too fast because it kills you. Be careful as you take them out though as they explode when you do so use snowballs or a trident to take them out. You will also want lots of food and maybe tnt to take out the dragon. Be careful because the dragon breaths and makes areas that hurt you. If you bring bottles you can catch the breath. This is useful for potions later. Also bring the babies with you and always keep one in your left hand because then you won't die unless you fall off the edge. The dragon often sits on top of the exit column so attack then. When you kill the dragon go through the thing she sat on to go home. The end credits will then play, but its not really the end of the game. He probably won't see this and will do the opposite but its worth a shot
Fall, Food, and The Game: apn you get to the end, DONT FIGHT THE DRAGON WITH SVEN OR
 JOERGEN! Also don't go straight into the fight, bring a lot of blocks with
 you and build a big bridge away from the island. It looks like there is
 nothing there but it is just a long way away. When you reach the other
 islands try not to look at the endermen as they all get angry at you. You
 should find purple tower cities with a dangerous mob called the shulker.
 He looks like a block but he opens up and shoots at you. The bolts he
 shoots follow you, so hit them with the sword. If they hit you they make
 you go up, but that's dangerous when you fall. You also can't hit them
 when they are closed. In the cities you'll see a floating ship. Get on that
 and take the wings. These are very valuable and let you fly. This is why
 you should bring lots of firework rockets with you as they make you fly
 faster when you use them. Now go back to the dragon. There are these
 big black towers with things on top that heal the dragon. You should
 take them all out first otherwise the dragon will just heal from your
 attacks. You'll want to take water with you in case you fall too as they
 come in handy. Wear the wings and then try to take out the towers by
 flying. When flying don't crash into things too fast because it kills you.
 Be careful as you take them out though as they explode when you do so
 use snowballs or a trident to take them out. You will also want lots of
 food and maybe tnt to take out the dragon. Be careful because the
 dragon breaths and makes areas that hurt you. If you bring bottles you
 can catch the breath. This is useful for potions later. Also bring the
 babies with you and always keep one in your left hand because then you
 won't die unless you fall off the edge. The dragon often sits on top of the
 exit column so attack then. When you kill the dragon go through the
 thing she sat on to go home. The end credits will then play, but its not
 really the end of the game.
He probably won't see this and will do the opposite but its worth a shot

He probably won't see this and will do the opposite but its worth a shot

Abc, Ass, and Bitch: You're a chick right? Tlive there I go to Yep Idk if I've heard of that but I go to Cool, Live near Maybe I could take you on a date? You're religious? Hahaha, I do live near there.. I have a boyfriend tho Nope Not at all Also, how old are u lol I just go there but he doesn't have to know Word. I'm Lol ye I'm an atheist Still no Please let me take you out bby gurl Im a Nice Guy, really I is I've been with him for about 2 years Why so persistent? So? Live a little. Once you go Black you never wanna go back Cuz your boyfriend probably a fat sack of shit white boy with a white ass name like Kyle or James or some shit. He don't deserve you bby girl Fr What school u go to U live in Or do u live somewhere Fr. around there Message... Message... He's actually an emt and works on an ambulance and saves people's lives. I've known him since I was in kindergarten and I love him. Why do you assume things? To make yourself feel better? That's low. Please let me take you out bby gurl Im a Nice Guy, really I is Why so persistent? Cuz your boyfriend probably a fat sack of shit white boy with a white ass name like Kyle or James or some shit. He don't deserve you bby girl Fr Fine bitch you ain't that pretty anyway Fr. You don't know what I look like He's actually an emt and works on an ambulance and saves people's lives. I've known him since I was in kindergarten and I love him. Why do you assume things? To make yourself From what it seems, you're desperate feel better? That's low. You had a chance with a real man and you ruined it Message... Bye Bitch oh | I'm Ok 2 3 4 89 0 1 5 6 7 Blocked &@ ( ) ? #+ return ABC space Message... Guy was checking out my geckos on my Instagram account. This was too golden not to share.
Abc, Ass, and Bitch: You're a chick right?
 Tlive there I go to
 Yep
 Idk if I've heard of that but I go to
 Cool, Live near
 Maybe I could take you on a date?
 You're religious?
 Hahaha, I do live near there.. I have a
 boyfriend tho
 Nope
 Not at all
 Also, how old are u lol
 I just go there
 but he doesn't have to know
 Word.
 I'm
 Lol ye I'm an atheist
 Still no
 Please let me take you out bby gurl
 Im a Nice Guy, really I is
 I've been with him for about 2 years
 Why so persistent?
 So? Live a little. Once you go Black
 you never wanna go back
 Cuz your boyfriend probably a fat
 sack of shit white boy with a white
 ass name like Kyle or James or some
 shit. He don't deserve you bby girl Fr
 What school u go to
 U live in
 Or do u live somewhere
 Fr.
 around there
 Message...
 Message...
 He's actually an emt and works on an
 ambulance and saves people's lives.
 I've known him since I was in
 kindergarten and I love him. Why do
 you assume things? To make yourself
 feel better? That's low.
 Please let me take you out bby gurl
 Im a Nice Guy, really I is
 Why so persistent?
 Cuz your boyfriend probably a fat
 sack of shit white boy with a white
 ass name like Kyle or James or some
 shit. He don't deserve you bby girl Fr
 Fine bitch you ain't that pretty
 anyway
 Fr.
 You don't know what I look
 like
 He's actually an emt and works on an
 ambulance and saves people's lives.
 I've known him since I was in
 kindergarten and I love him. Why do
 you assume things? To make yourself
 From what it seems, you're
 desperate
 feel better? That's low.
 You had a chance with a real man
 and you ruined it
 Message...
 Bye Bitch
 oh
 |
 I'm
 Ok
 2
 3
 4
 89 0
 1
 5 6 7
 Blocked
 &@
 (
 )
 ?
 #+
 return
 ABC
 space
 Message...
Guy was checking out my geckos on my Instagram account. This was too golden not to share.

Guy was checking out my geckos on my Instagram account. This was too golden not to share.