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Being Alone, Crying, and Dad: A day in the life of a teacher... Me: Ok class, today... Student: This is stupid. I'd rather be playing video games. Office: ring Send (student) to the office. Voicemail: My kid told me that YOU... Email: We need you to sub on your prep. Teacher coaches: Students are experiencing an all time level of trauma Form relationships with all students and make connections every day. SRSS: Make sure to incorporate ELA and math into your lesson plan daily, so we can boost our scores for data. IEP: Implement these modifications and accommodations for these students every hour. Document it. 504: You are legally bound to adhering to these accommodations for these students. Document it. Pinterest: Every teacher in the universe has a cooler and craftier idea and classroom than you. Facebook: Omg. Did you hear about what happened in insert teacher here class?! Don't they even watch them? It's their job! How did (s)he miss that?! Yeah, and I heard... Class roster: 30+ kids every hour, 6 times per day. Student Services: You have 4 homeless students. You need to provide the following daily Student Medical alert: These students will die if you don't monitor these medical issues closely Professional Development: We're trying something new this year even though we're not ready to roll it out and there's no funding for it. Be sure to document that you are doing it correctly. Media: Your classroom is going to get shot up any minute. Surprise observation: Be sure goals are set, reports are finished, lesson plans are perfect, and that you hit the learning target and success criteria multiple times. We need documentation and evidence that you're doing this. Standardized tests: You suck as a teacher. Also, your rating is based on this, but also, make sure students don't feel defined by their performance on these. PBIS: Teach students the expectations in the hallway, cafeteria, classroom, and outside. Take students in the bathroom and reteach how to wipe, flush, and wash hands. Be sure to only reward positive behavior. Check in and check out with these specific students daily. MTSS: We have 3 tiers of support. What about your gifted students, pull out students, intervention students? Why aren't you providing enough differentiation? You need to provide documentation Door: Keep me locked, so that students are safe. Yes you will be interrupted to open me 10x per hour. Papers/Grading: Say good bye to your evenings and weekends. Lesson plans: Are they aligned with school, state, U.S., and world wide standards? Be sure to document that. The Powers That Be: What can we do to help? Teachers: Please take something off our plate before adding something new. The Powers that Be: Sorry, no can do. Btw, you also need to... Tech Dept: We are working on correcting today's issue as quickly as we can. English Language Learner: crying, speaking a foreign language, feeling alone and scared The Powers that Be: Sorry, there's just not enough funding for those students. Department Heads: I've been told we need to align all of our curriculum, assessments, and daily lesson plans. Be sure to document that. Staff Memo: Be sure to attend the following meetings this week: staff, grade level, core subject, tech, school climate, school improvement. Counselors: We saw 500 of the 900 students on our caseload, this month Social Worker: Yes, I filed that CPS report and the other one. Now we wait on the state to act. Student: My step dad got arrested last night for beating up my mom. Tornado Drill: Surprise! Make sure all students are safe. Now go back to teaching. Fire Drill: Surprise! Make sure all students are safe. Now go back to teaching. Internal Threat Drill: Surprise! Barricade your door and make sure all students are silent for 45 minutes. Go back to teaching. External Threat drill: Surprise! Make sure student are silent and out of the funnel of potential bullet spray. Now go back to teaching. Tutoring: Provided before school, after school, and during lunch Technology: Must be implemented into all lessons but also make sure to monitor all 30+ students at all times and make sure they're not doing anything inappropriate. Data: You suck as a teacher. Administrators: literally being pulled in 20 directions at once, everyday, while fielding discipline, making multiple teacher observations, fielding staff, breaking up fights, keeping us safe, performing investigations, cooperating with police, meeting with students and parents, and attending all after school and extracurricular activities Employability grade: Be sure to document when students are tardy, not following directions, unprepared, and not collaborating well. Document this for all 175 students. Academic Grade: Document all accommodations, modifications, retakes, and rationale for grades for each of your 175 students. No we will not provide district time for you to enter these into your grade book. Special Ed State Dept: You must mainstream all students regardless of behavior, cognitive function, and/or potential violent episodes. Sorry, there's just not enough funding for additonal support in your classroom State: Make sure you are highly qualified, but you must pay for all of your professional development, student loans, grad classess, conferences, hotel stay, food, travel, and substitute teachers out of pocket. And you need to update your certification. You'll need to pay for that too. Bladder: You haven't peed in 7 hours, you're going to get another infection. Heart: racing Stomach: in knots and anxiety coursing Brain: You're not enough. You'll never be enough Chest/Lungs: I can't breathe. Eyes: leaking tears Me: smiles (Tells self) Stop. Just suck it up. You're fine. You have 30+ students eyes on you right now. Do NOT let them down. Society: F*ck respect for authority, including your teachers. Must be nice to get your summers off. Parent of a student: You make a difference. Student: I know I'm special and have value, because of you. My own kids: Mom, why are your crying? Me: sets alarm for tomorrow to do it all over again "A day in the life of a teacher..."
Being Alone, Crying, and Dad: A day in the life of a teacher...
 Me: Ok class, today...
 Student: This is stupid. I'd rather be playing video games.
 Office: ring Send (student) to the office.
 Voicemail: My kid told me that YOU...
 Email: We need you to sub on your prep.
 Teacher coaches: Students are experiencing an all time level of trauma
 Form relationships with all students and make connections every day.
 SRSS: Make sure to incorporate ELA and math into your lesson plan daily,
 so we can boost our scores for data.
 IEP: Implement these modifications and accommodations for these
 students every hour. Document it.
 504: You are legally bound to adhering to these accommodations for
 these students. Document it.
 Pinterest: Every teacher in the universe has a cooler and craftier idea and
 classroom than you.
 Facebook: Omg. Did you hear about what happened in insert teacher
 here class?! Don't they even watch them? It's their job! How did (s)he
 miss that?! Yeah, and I heard... Class roster: 30+ kids every hour, 6 times
 per day.
 Student Services: You have 4 homeless students. You need to provide
 the following daily
 Student Medical alert: These students will die if you don't monitor these
 medical issues closely
 Professional Development: We're trying something new this year even
 though we're not ready to roll it out and there's no funding for it. Be sure
 to document that you are doing it correctly.
 Media: Your classroom is going to get shot up any minute.
 Surprise observation: Be sure goals are set, reports are finished, lesson
 plans are perfect, and that you hit the learning target and success criteria
 multiple times. We need documentation and evidence that you're doing
 this. Standardized tests: You suck as a teacher. Also, your rating is based
 on this, but also, make sure students don't feel defined by their
 performance on these.
 PBIS: Teach students the expectations in the hallway, cafeteria,
 classroom, and outside. Take students in the bathroom and reteach how
 to wipe, flush, and wash hands. Be sure to only reward positive behavior.
 Check in and check out with these specific students daily.
 MTSS: We have 3 tiers of support. What about your gifted students, pull
 out students, intervention students? Why aren't you providing enough
 differentiation? You need to provide documentation
 Door: Keep me locked, so that students are safe. Yes you will be
 interrupted to open me 10x per hour.
 Papers/Grading: Say good bye to your evenings and weekends.
 Lesson plans: Are they aligned with school, state, U.S., and world wide
 standards? Be sure to document that.
 The Powers That Be: What can we do to help?
 Teachers: Please take something off our plate before adding something
 new.
 The Powers that Be: Sorry, no can do. Btw, you also need to...
 Tech Dept: We are working on correcting today's issue as quickly as we
 can.
 English Language Learner: crying, speaking a foreign language, feeling
 alone and scared
 The Powers that Be: Sorry, there's just not enough funding for those
 students.
 Department Heads: I've been told we need to align all of our curriculum,
 assessments, and daily lesson plans. Be sure to document that.
 Staff Memo: Be sure to attend the following meetings this week: staff,
 grade level, core subject, tech, school climate, school improvement.
 Counselors: We saw 500 of the 900 students on our caseload, this
 month
 Social Worker: Yes, I filed that CPS report and the other one. Now we
 wait on the state to act.
 Student: My step dad got arrested last night for beating up my mom.
 Tornado Drill: Surprise! Make sure all students are safe. Now go back to
 teaching.
 Fire Drill: Surprise! Make sure all students are safe. Now go back to
 teaching.
 Internal Threat Drill: Surprise! Barricade your door and make sure all
 students are silent for 45 minutes. Go back to teaching.
 External Threat drill: Surprise! Make sure student are silent and out of the
 funnel of potential bullet spray. Now go back to teaching.
 Tutoring: Provided before school, after school, and during lunch
 Technology: Must be implemented into all lessons but also make sure to
 monitor all 30+ students at all times and make sure they're not doing
 anything inappropriate.
 Data: You suck as a teacher.
 Administrators: literally being pulled in 20 directions at once, everyday,
 while fielding discipline, making multiple teacher observations, fielding
 staff, breaking up fights, keeping us safe, performing investigations,
 cooperating with police, meeting with students and parents, and
 attending all after school and extracurricular activities
 Employability grade: Be sure to document when students are tardy, not
 following directions, unprepared, and not collaborating well. Document
 this for all 175 students.
 Academic Grade: Document all accommodations, modifications, retakes,
 and rationale for grades for each of your 175 students. No we will not
 provide district time for you to enter these into your grade book.
 Special Ed State Dept: You must mainstream all students regardless of
 behavior, cognitive function, and/or potential violent episodes. Sorry,
 there's just not enough funding for additonal support in your classroom
 State: Make sure you are highly qualified, but you must pay for all of your
 professional development, student loans, grad classess, conferences,
 hotel stay, food, travel, and substitute teachers out of pocket. And you
 need to update your certification. You'll need to pay for that too.
 Bladder: You haven't peed in 7 hours, you're going to get another
 infection.
 Heart: racing
 Stomach: in knots and anxiety coursing
 Brain: You're not enough. You'll never be enough
 Chest/Lungs: I can't breathe.
 Eyes: leaking tears
 Me: smiles (Tells self) Stop. Just suck it up. You're fine. You have 30+
 students eyes on you right now. Do NOT let them down.
 Society: F*ck respect for authority, including your teachers. Must be nice
 to get your summers off.
 Parent of a student: You make a difference.
 Student: I know I'm special and have value, because of you.
 My own kids: Mom, why are your crying?
 Me: sets alarm for tomorrow to do it all over again
"A day in the life of a teacher..."

"A day in the life of a teacher..."

Life, Cool, and Wife: The Wife told me to grow up. Not so sure she got the memo about RGB life begins at 50 . At least my grandchildren think its cool
Life, Cool, and Wife: The Wife told me to grow up. Not so sure she got the memo about RGB life begins at 50 . At least my grandchildren think its cool

The Wife told me to grow up. Not so sure she got the memo about RGB life begins at 50 . At least my grandchildren think its cool

Bad, Cum, and Horny: If you check my very first message to you, I was like super polite and nice to you. Did that matter to you when I asked assistance to do a natural need such as why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta is too personal and what dyou think l'd send on snap? jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in a second 3:10 PM spf3005 2:44 PM Have you ever heard "the nice deed of the day"? Or how karma points work? The nicer you are to strangers, the more chances that something nice will happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you actually a favor here! Help me cum And universe will help you, isn't it obvious? so if someone is polite... I gotta do what they want? And if I don't that makes me the bad guy? ; 2:48 PM I see you just got the memo! Pretty alright I'm willing to meet you halfway, what about you give me your snapchat? Promise you I won't send anything you don't ask for, and whatever you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes. much And okay if it's personal, don't share it, but Snapchat? Come on that thing is harmless Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow so l'll get to see an actual gorgeous person, inside and outside. Dunno what I even found interesting about you in the first place, the only you got going on is not being overweight, whichI guess is something nowadays in the US. Well not here in Europe. Being horny really makes me blind. Whatever don't renly to this. Not my post, found on r/creepyPMs. Nothing new under the sun. Just a "NiceGuy" trying to show his dick to a girl who doesn't give a fuck and thinks it's just being nice, not a total freak.
Bad, Cum, and Horny: If you check my very first message to
 you, I was like super polite and nice to
 you. Did that matter to you when I asked
 assistance to do a natural need such as
 why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta
 is too personal and what dyou think l'd
 send on snap?
 jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in
 a second
 3:10 PM
 spf3005 2:44 PM
 Have you ever heard "the nice deed of
 the day"? Or how karma points work?
 The nicer you are to strangers, the more
 chances that something nice will
 happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you
 actually a favor here! Help me cum And
 universe will help you, isn't it obvious?
 so if someone is polite... I gotta do what
 they want? And if I don't that makes me
 the bad guy?
 ; 2:48 PM
 I see you just got the memo! Pretty
 alright I'm willing to meet you
 halfway, what about you give me your
 snapchat? Promise you I won't send
 anything you don't ask for, and whatever
 you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes.
 much
 And okay if it's personal, don't share it,
 but Snapchat? Come on that thing is
 harmless
 Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow
 so l'll get to see an actual gorgeous
 person, inside and outside. Dunno what I
 even found interesting about you in the
 first place, the only you got going on is
 not being overweight, whichI guess is
 something nowadays in the US. Well not
 here in Europe. Being horny really makes
 me blind. Whatever don't renly to this.
Not my post, found on r/creepyPMs. Nothing new under the sun. Just a "NiceGuy" trying to show his dick to a girl who doesn't give a fuck and thinks it's just being nice, not a total freak.

Not my post, found on r/creepyPMs. Nothing new under the sun. Just a "NiceGuy" trying to show his dick to a girl who doesn't give a fuck and...

Bad, Cum, and Horny: If you check my very first message to you, I was like super polite and nice to you. Did that matter to you when l asked assistance to do a natural need such as why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta is too personal and what dyou think l'd send on snap? jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in a second 3:10 PM spf3005 2:44 PM Have you ever heard "the nice deed of the day"? Or how karma points work? The nicer you are to strangers, the more chances that something nice will happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you actually a favor here! Help me cum And universe will help you, isn't it obvious? so if someone is polite... I gotta do what they want? And if I don't that makes me the bad guy? 2:48 PM Isee you just got the memo! Pretty much alright I'm willing to meet you 1 halfway, what about you give me your snapchat? Promise you I won't send anything you don't ask for, and whatever you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes. And okay if it's personal, don't share it, but Snapchat? Come on that thing is harmless 2 Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow so I'll get to see an actual gorgeous person, inside and outside. Dunno what even found interesting about you in the first place, the only you got going on is not being overweight, which I guess is something nowadays in the US. Well not here in Europe. Being horny really makes me blind Whatever don't renly to this my first ever experience with a nice guy, there’s a lot more to the convo but that would be too much to upload in one post
Bad, Cum, and Horny: If you check my very first message to
 you, I was like super polite and nice to
 you. Did that matter to you when l asked
 assistance to do a natural need such as
 why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta
 is too personal and what dyou think l'd
 send on snap?
 jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in
 a second
 3:10 PM
 spf3005 2:44 PM
 Have you ever heard "the nice deed of
 the day"? Or how karma points work?
 The nicer you are to strangers, the more
 chances that something nice will
 happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you
 actually a favor here! Help me cum And
 universe will help you, isn't it obvious?
 so if someone is polite... I gotta do what
 they want? And if I don't that makes me
 the bad guy?
 2:48 PM
 Isee you just got the memo! Pretty
 much
 alright I'm willing to meet you
 1
 halfway, what about you give me your
 snapchat? Promise you I won't send
 anything you don't ask for, and whatever
 you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes.
 And okay if it's personal, don't share it,
 but Snapchat? Come on that thing is
 harmless
 2
 Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow
 so I'll get to see an actual gorgeous
 person, inside and outside. Dunno what
 even found interesting about you in the
 first place, the only you got going on is
 not being overweight, which I guess is
 something nowadays in the US. Well not
 here in Europe. Being horny really makes
 me blind Whatever don't renly to this
my first ever experience with a nice guy, there’s a lot more to the convo but that would be too much to upload in one post

my first ever experience with a nice guy, there’s a lot more to the convo but that would be too much to upload in one post

Bad, Bruh, and Click: asked you for more fapping material. I was just turned on by your acting and voice and innocence, you can tell you I'm stalking your account If you check my very first message to you, I was like super polite and nice to you. Did that matter to you when I asked assistance to do a natural need such as ain't a slut October 11 1 I've changed my pic, I don't think that's the look of a pedophile lol jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in spf3005 8:29 AM a second Ok? spf3005 1:08 PM spf3005 2:44 PM Yesterday If I'm clearly not a slut why would I post more "fap material" for u so if someone is polite... I gotta do what they want? And if I don't that makes me the bad guy? Post more random videos, not enough4 frappe material 3 I see, you want something in exchange, fair enough. I can send you some juicy dick pics if that's your thing Fap* I see you just got the memo! Pretty alright I'm willing to meet you halfway, what about you give me your snapchat? Promise you I won't send anything you don't ask for, and whatever you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes. Or at the very least can you share your Instagram? An extra follower never hurt much spf3005 12:55 PM I mean it's already set here, just a glimpse on that video bruh 2 ew no spf3005 1:29 PM anyone nah you got the wrong idea man Don't hate the player, hate the game And I can do my things and you yours I don't want anything in exchange 19% 53% how does all of that make u a friend Imao spt3005 3:07 PM I don't have a barrier up dyou know how friendship worksv why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta is too personal and what dyou think l'd send on snap? There's just certain kinds of people I know I don't want as my friends and I don't click with sry my attitudes too "negative" for you an that I didn't do exactly what you want because you were so "supportive" and "polite" It's like you have this barrier all around you and you don't let someone new approach. We get it, you have issues, everyone does. Yes, did I overdid it with cumming for you? Yes. But except that I'm just having a normal convo with you, or at least I try, cuz you have this negative attitude from the very first Have you ever heard "the nice deed of the day"? Or how karma points work? The nicer you are to strangers, the more chances that something nice will happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you actually a favor here! Help me cum And universe will help you, isn't it obvious? wow I should feel so honoured a stranger took time to deal with my shit Imao 6 moment PM And okay if it's personal, don't share it, but Snapchat? Come on that thing is harmless Even when I wrote you that supportive first message, a stranger took time to deal with your shit and write you a nice word. And all you said was thanks Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow so I'll get to see an actual gorgeous person, inside and outside. Dunno what I even found interesting about you in the first place, the only you got going on is not being overweight, which I guess is something nowadays in the US. Well not here in Europe. Being horny really makes me blind. Whatever, don't reply to this 4 And depends, are you going out later on? You can send me a pic of you prepared ready to go out Like fuck that, I'm just wasting my time here l understand if you feel messy atm Message b Tho I would very much still jerk off to it msg highlights of my convo with this guy.. people might ask why I bothered talking to him, the convo was entertaining tho
Bad, Bruh, and Click: asked you for more fapping material. I
 was just turned on by your acting and
 voice and innocence, you can tell you
 I'm stalking your account
 If you check my very first message to
 you, I was like super polite and nice to
 you. Did that matter to you when I asked
 assistance to do a natural need such as
 ain't a slut
 October 11
 1
 I've changed my pic, I don't think that's
 the look of a pedophile lol
 jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in
 spf3005 8:29 AM
 a second
 Ok?
 spf3005 1:08 PM
 spf3005 2:44 PM
 Yesterday
 If I'm clearly not a slut why would I post
 more "fap material" for u
 so if someone is polite... I gotta do what
 they want? And if I don't that makes me
 the bad guy?
 Post more random videos, not enough4
 frappe material
 3
 I see, you want something in exchange,
 fair enough. I can send you some juicy
 dick pics if that's your thing
 Fap*
 I see you just got the memo! Pretty
 alright I'm willing to meet you
 halfway, what about you give me your
 snapchat? Promise you I won't send
 anything you don't ask for, and whatever
 you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes.
 Or at the very least can you share your
 Instagram? An extra follower never hurt
 much
 spf3005 12:55 PM
 I mean it's already set here, just a
 glimpse on that video
 bruh
 2
 ew no
 spf3005 1:29 PM
 anyone
 nah you got the wrong idea man
 Don't hate the player, hate the game
 And I can do my things and you yours
 I don't want anything in exchange
 19%
 53%
 how does all of that make u a friend
 Imao
 spt3005 3:07 PM
 I don't have a barrier up
 dyou know how friendship worksv
 why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta
 is too personal and what dyou think l'd
 send on snap?
 There's just certain kinds of people I
 know I don't want as my friends and I
 don't click with
 sry my attitudes too "negative" for you
 an that I didn't do exactly what you want
 because you were so "supportive" and
 "polite"
 It's like you have this barrier all around
 you and you don't let someone new
 approach. We get it, you have issues,
 everyone does. Yes, did I overdid it with
 cumming for you? Yes. But except that
 I'm just having a normal convo with you,
 or at least I try, cuz you have this
 negative attitude from the very first
 Have you ever heard "the nice deed of
 the day"? Or how karma points work?
 The nicer you are to strangers, the more
 chances that something nice will
 happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you
 actually a favor here! Help me cum And
 universe will help you, isn't it obvious?
 wow I should feel so honoured a
 stranger took time to deal with my shit
 Imao
 6
 moment
 PM
 And okay if it's personal, don't share it,
 but Snapchat? Come on that thing is
 harmless
 Even when I wrote you that supportive
 first message, a stranger took time to
 deal with your shit and write you a nice
 word. And all you said was thanks
 Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow
 so I'll get to see an actual gorgeous
 person, inside and outside. Dunno what I
 even found interesting about you in the
 first place, the only you got going on is
 not being overweight, which I guess is
 something nowadays in the US. Well not
 here in Europe. Being horny really makes
 me blind. Whatever, don't reply to this
 4
 And depends, are you going out later
 on? You can send me a pic of you
 prepared ready to go out
 Like fuck that, I'm just wasting my time
 here
 l understand if you feel messy atm
 Message b
 Tho I would very much still jerk off to it
 msg
highlights of my convo with this guy.. people might ask why I bothered talking to him, the convo was entertaining tho

highlights of my convo with this guy.. people might ask why I bothered talking to him, the convo was entertaining tho