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Met: Thanks tinder for helping 2 dorks find love in the unlikeliest place. Just over 1 year since we met!
Met: Thanks tinder for helping 2 dorks find love in the unlikeliest place. Just over 1 year since we met!

Thanks tinder for helping 2 dorks find love in the unlikeliest place. Just over 1 year since we met!

Met: Met Gala 2020
Met: Met Gala 2020

Met Gala 2020

Met: And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother
Met: And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

Met: And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother
Met: And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

Met: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when sheโ€™s super drunk and Iโ€™ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.
Met: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when sheโ€™s super drunk and Iโ€™ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when sheโ€™s super drunk and Iโ€™ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

Met: phantomemes: sentences from the youtube seriesย  ,ย  buzzfeed unsolvedย .ย  primarily taken from season 5โ€ฒs supernatural investigations . โ€œ it doesnโ€™t matter because youโ€™re dead โ€ โ€œ itโ€™s not impressive ย , ย no oneโ€™s impressed โ€ โ€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop โ€ โ€œ as god as my witness ย , ย he snapped him in half โ€ โ€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face โ€ โ€œ you can live in the cave โ€ โ€œ iโ€™m a big fan of your name โ€ โ€œ the fact that you steal ย , ย thatโ€™s really funny to me โ€ โ€œ thatโ€™s the greatest thing to steal ย : ย a manโ€™s joy โ€ โ€œ because iโ€™m a masochist โ€ โ€œ iโ€™m going to regret this โ€ โ€œ iโ€™ve lost the ability to feel โ€ โ€œ theyโ€™re gonna fucking murder you โ€ โ€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude โ€ โ€œ cowards ย , ย all of you โ€ โ€œ iโ€™m strange and off putting โ€ โ€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man โ€ โ€œ here you are ย , ย smiling in the face of the devil โ€ โ€œ i hate bats โ€ โ€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and thatโ€™s a thing iโ€™m afraid of โ€ โ€œ not today devil birds ย , ย not today โ€ โ€œ i think iโ€™m blacking out right now โ€ โ€œ i donโ€™t think iโ€™m going to remember this moment โ€ โ€œ i think iโ€™m gonna cry โ€ โ€œ i keep forgetting thereโ€™s ghosts in here โ€ โ€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears ย , ย this is my worst nightmare โ€ โ€œ iโ€™m standing on an altar alone โ€ โ€œ maybe youโ€™ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat โ€ โ€œ iโ€™m so glad thatโ€™s over letโ€™s go eat taco bell โ€ โ€œ were you making horse noises ? โ€ โ€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare โ€ โ€œ thereโ€™s a good chance iโ€™m gonna fart in here โ€ โ€œ well this is horrifying โ€ โ€œ letโ€™s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other โ€ โ€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime โ€ โ€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be โ€ โ€œ you talk to hide from the silence โ€ โ€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? โ€ โ€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment โ€ โ€œ letโ€™s play look at the ceiling tiles ! ย 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 โ€ฆ โ€ โ€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons โ€ โ€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me โ€ โ€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck โ€
Met: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesย  ,ย  buzzfeed unsolvedย .ย  primarily taken from season 5โ€ฒs supernatural investigations .
โ€œ it doesnโ€™t matter because youโ€™re dead โ€
โ€œ itโ€™s not impressive ย , ย no oneโ€™s impressed โ€
โ€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop โ€
โ€œ as god as my witness ย , ย he snapped him in half โ€
โ€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face โ€
โ€œ you can live in the cave โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m a big fan of your name โ€
โ€œ the fact that you steal ย , ย thatโ€™s really funny to me โ€
โ€œ thatโ€™s the greatest thing to steal ย : ย a manโ€™s joy โ€
โ€œ because iโ€™m a masochist โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m going to regret this โ€
โ€œ iโ€™ve lost the ability to feel โ€
โ€œ theyโ€™re gonna fucking murder you โ€
โ€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude โ€
โ€œ cowards ย , ย all of you โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m strange and off putting โ€
โ€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man โ€
โ€œ here you are ย , ย smiling in the face of the devil โ€
โ€œ i hate bats โ€
โ€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and thatโ€™s a thing iโ€™m afraid of โ€
โ€œ not today devil birds ย , ย not today โ€
โ€œ i think iโ€™m blacking out right now โ€
โ€œ i donโ€™t think iโ€™m going to remember this moment โ€
โ€œ i think iโ€™m gonna cry โ€
โ€œ i keep forgetting thereโ€™s ghosts in here โ€
โ€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears ย , ย this is my worst nightmare โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m standing on an altar alone โ€
โ€œ maybe youโ€™ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m so glad thatโ€™s over letโ€™s go eat taco bell โ€
โ€œ were you making horse noises ? โ€
โ€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare โ€
โ€œ thereโ€™s a good chance iโ€™m gonna fart in here โ€
โ€œ well this is horrifying โ€
โ€œ letโ€™s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other โ€
โ€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime โ€
โ€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be โ€
โ€œ you talk to hide from the silence โ€
โ€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? โ€
โ€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment โ€
โ€œ letโ€™s play look at the ceiling tiles ! ย 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 โ€ฆ โ€
โ€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons โ€
โ€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me โ€
โ€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck โ€

phantomemes: sentences from the youtube seriesย  ,ย  buzzfeed unsolvedย .ย  primarily taken from season 5โ€ฒs supernatural investigations . โ€œ i...

Met: My friend met a guy on Tinder and after weeks of talking they finally met up. It didnโ€™t go well.
Met: My friend met a guy on Tinder and after weeks of talking they finally met up. It didnโ€™t go well.

My friend met a guy on Tinder and after weeks of talking they finally met up. It didnโ€™t go well.

Met: Think about it. Ever met someone from Wyoming?
Met: Think about it. Ever met someone from Wyoming?

Think about it. Ever met someone from Wyoming?

Met: Then I met this teacher โ€ฆ
Met: Then I met this teacher โ€ฆ

Then I met this teacher โ€ฆ

Met: Met on Tinder. Was promptly blocked after this message. Stay strong short kings ๐Ÿ‘‘
Met: Met on Tinder. Was promptly blocked after this message. Stay strong short kings ๐Ÿ‘‘

Met on Tinder. Was promptly blocked after this message. Stay strong short kings ๐Ÿ‘‘

Met: Weโ€™ve all met guys like this
Met: Weโ€™ve all met guys like this

Weโ€™ve all met guys like this

Met: ups-dogs:Met Gypsy today, yes she got double treats!! She was great!! โค๏ธ weโ€™re best friends!Sean DawgzillaMartinsburg, WV@dawgzillas
Met: ups-dogs:Met Gypsy today, yes she got double treats!! She was great!! โค๏ธ weโ€™re best friends!Sean DawgzillaMartinsburg, WV@dawgzillas

ups-dogs:Met Gypsy today, yes she got double treats!! She was great!! โค๏ธ weโ€™re best friends!Sean DawgzillaMartinsburg, WV@dawgzillas

Met: napstachill: ive never met her but she looks cute
Met: napstachill:

ive never met her but she looks cute

napstachill: ive never met her but she looks cute

Met: animalrates: This is Ingo and Poldi. Theyโ€™ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups via @tanjabrandt2
Met: animalrates:
This is Ingo and Poldi. Theyโ€™ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups
via @tanjabrandt2

animalrates: This is Ingo and Poldi. Theyโ€™ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups via @tan...

Met: lridiscent: Spirited Away (2001) โ€œ๐‘‚๐‘›๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข'๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š. ๐ผ๐‘ก ๐‘—๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘›.โ€
Met: lridiscent:

Spirited Away (2001)
โ€œ๐‘‚๐‘›๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข'๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š. ๐ผ๐‘ก ๐‘—๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘›.โ€

lridiscent: Spirited Away (2001) โ€œ๐‘‚๐‘›๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข'๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š. ๐ผ๐‘ก ๐‘—๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ...

Met: And that kids, is how I met your mother
Met: And that kids, is how I met your mother

And that kids, is how I met your mother

Met: unlimitedgoats: buzzfeed: This Guy Met His Groomsman IRL For The First Time On His Wedding Day After 15 Years Of Playing Xbox Together THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME CONTENT IM TRYNA SEE
Met: unlimitedgoats:

buzzfeed:
This Guy Met His Groomsman IRL For The First Time On His Wedding Day After 15 Years Of Playing Xbox Together
THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME CONTENT IM TRYNA SEE

unlimitedgoats: buzzfeed: This Guy Met His Groomsman IRL For The First Time On His Wedding Day After 15 Years Of Playing Xbox Together T...

Met: Met her on tinder a couple months ago, thanks redditโ€ฆ
Met: Met her on tinder a couple months ago, thanks redditโ€ฆ

Met her on tinder a couple months ago, thanks redditโ€ฆ

Met: 985491538712658: is it possible to feel a connection to someone youโ€™ve never met
Met: 985491538712658:
is it possible to feel a connection to someone youโ€™ve never met

985491538712658: is it possible to feel a connection to someone youโ€™ve never met

Met: zartbitter-salat: A toad friend I met on a bike tour today ๐Ÿ€
Met: zartbitter-salat:

A toad friend I met on a bike tour today 
๐Ÿ€

zartbitter-salat: A toad friend I met on a bike tour today ๐Ÿ€

Met: We shall riot if these demands are not met!
Met: We shall riot if these demands are not met!

We shall riot if these demands are not met!

Met: earthsong9405: All done with Urbosaโ€™s redesign and the additional sketches for her role in my headcanon! <: As usual I didnโ€™t change too much but I gave her a slightly different hairstyle, some tusks (as is natural for Gerudo in my headcanon), and a brand new outfit! She has such lovely colors to work with, I love her so much ;-;But Iโ€™m sure ya donโ€™t wanna hear me babble about how enjoyable her design is. So, letโ€™s go straight into the headcanon! <:โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”--Urbosa is the current chief of the Gerudo and serves as the acting Champion for them as well. As a Champion in this timeline, she holds a key component in gaining access to Old Hyrule-โ€Championโ€ in this timeline doesnโ€™t fully hold the same function as it once did in BotW. Instead of being chosen to pilot the Divine Beasts, a Champion are a handful of chosen warriors that serve as Hyruleโ€™s best line of defense against any threat. Despite every group of peoples having their own form of governing, culture, and way of life, all of them are still united under the banner of Hyrule, and the Champions could be the physical representation of this tight alliance. A Champion may not necessarily have a lot of political power by themselves but what they represent and what they stand for still puts them in a high position in social status and therefore their word often holds significant weight. As not only the chief of Gerudo but also their Champion, Urbosa is in a position of having more power than what would typically be seen for a Chief. Thankfully though, she doesnโ€™t abuse it and leads her people well: thereโ€™s a reason sheโ€™s so well respected and loved among not only the Gerudo, but across Hyrule as well.-As one of the original Champions, Urbosa retains many of her memories from her past life, including what ultimately led to her death-Iโ€™ve always liked the idea of Urbosa being a motherly figure to just about anyone she meets, but that also includes being an actual mother! Her kid in this headcanon is Riju <:-While Urbosa isnโ€™t actually related to Ganondorf, he refers to her as his โ€œauntโ€. Of all the Gerudo in his life, Urbosa was a consistent presence, often visiting him and his parents at their secluded home in the middle of Korok Forest. Sheโ€™d bring stories of adventure and gifts and even helped train him to be a skilled warrior, but as much as she loves the boy her visits held an alternative motive.-As a whole, no one really knows of Ganondorfโ€™s past as being the vessel for the Demon King, but if anyone would have any idea about it itโ€™d certainly be the Sheikah and the Gerudo. As per tradition in their culture, a newborn Gerudo must be brought forth to a shaman for examination to ensure their health and to fully proclaim their citizenship as a new member of the tribe. When Ganondorf was examined, the first thing the shaman noticed was the peculiar mark upon his chest: a birthmark in the shape of the wound that struck Demise down all those thousands of years ago. In seeing the mark the shaman took the baby away from his mother and brought it to the council and Urbosa to discuss what to do with it.The Gerudo are intimately familiar with the history surrounding the Demon King and how he stole one of their own, so the mark was very telling of what the child once was. And given the long stretch of peace Hyrule was experiencing it understandably buzzed some fear among the elder council. Many were afraid his birth meant an end to that peace, that the Demon King had somehow reincarnated once more and meant to bring hell back to Hyrule.So in response to all of this, the elders argued amongst each other about a solution. Many ruled the boy too dangerous to allow him to grow older and demanded he beโ€ฆ dealt with. Others deemed that too cruel, even for a damned child, and suggested they simply leave him somewhere far away: let nature decide if he lives or dies. But, as chief and Gerudo Champion of Hyrule, it ultimately came down to Urbosaโ€™s choice. She held the babe her council hissed demon, stared at the birthmark that marked him as a vessel, heard the pleading sobs of the boyโ€™s mother over the whispers of โ€œweโ€™ll make it quick, but we mustnโ€™t let him liveโ€, โ€œhe is dangerous, he will bring doom to us allโ€ โ€œend it now while he is weakโ€.Stared at the supposed demon child, who simply yawned in her grasp and blinked up at her with innocent, yellow eyes. She met the Demon King once: she had stared into that monsterโ€™s eyes while she fought it to her death in her past lifetime. She knows soulless eyes when she sees themโ€ฆ and this baby didnโ€™t have those eyes.So Urbosa made her decision: the boy will not die. It was largely met with disbelief and anger: you will doom us all! they said. Despite Urbosa staying firm in her decision, it took her days of arguing with the council and the aid of a Sheikah Seer (who examined the child themselves and confirmed that he didnโ€™t house the Demon King) to finally reach a compromise: the boy will live, but he canโ€™t live among the Gerudo. He had to live with his mother in exile, and his growth had to be monitored as a precaution. The monitoring came in the form of Urbosaโ€™s frequent visits.-Urbosa is close friends with Zeldaโ€™s parents and is also something of an โ€œauntโ€ figure to Zelda as well; Zelda absolutely adores Urbosa and even sees her as more of a secondary mother figure than anything.โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”Aaaaaaaaand thatโ€™s all I have for Urbosa for now! If I think of anything else Iโ€™ll be sure to add more, and of course if ya have questions youโ€™re more than free to ask them. <: Otherwise I hope you enjoy! ^.^
Met: earthsong9405:

All done with Urbosaโ€™s redesign and the additional sketches for her role in my headcanon! <: As usual I didnโ€™t change too much but I gave her a slightly different hairstyle, some tusks (as is natural for Gerudo in my headcanon), and a brand new outfit! She has such lovely colors to work with, I love her so much ;-;But Iโ€™m sure ya donโ€™t wanna hear me babble about how enjoyable her design is. So, letโ€™s go straight into the headcanon! <:โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”--Urbosa is the current chief of the Gerudo and serves as the acting Champion for them as well. As a Champion in this timeline, she holds a key component in gaining access to Old Hyrule-โ€Championโ€ in this timeline doesnโ€™t fully hold the same function as it once did in BotW. Instead of being chosen to pilot the Divine Beasts, a Champion are a handful of chosen warriors that serve as Hyruleโ€™s best line of defense against any threat. Despite every group of peoples having their own form of governing, culture, and way of life, all of them are still united under the banner of Hyrule, and the Champions could be the physical representation of this tight alliance. A Champion may not necessarily have a lot of political power by themselves but what they represent and what they stand for still puts them in a high position in social status and therefore their word often holds significant weight. As not only the chief of Gerudo but also their Champion, Urbosa is in a position of having more power than what would typically be seen for a Chief. Thankfully though, she doesnโ€™t abuse it and leads her people well: thereโ€™s a reason sheโ€™s so well respected and loved among not only the Gerudo, but across Hyrule as well.-As one of the original Champions, Urbosa retains many of her memories from her past life, including what ultimately led to her death-Iโ€™ve always liked the idea of Urbosa being a motherly figure to just about anyone she meets, but that also includes being an actual mother! Her kid in this headcanon is Riju <:-While Urbosa isnโ€™t actually related to Ganondorf, he refers to her as his โ€œauntโ€. Of all the Gerudo in his life, Urbosa was a consistent presence, often visiting him and his parents at their secluded home in the middle of Korok Forest. Sheโ€™d bring stories of adventure and gifts and even helped train him to be a skilled warrior, but as much as she loves the boy her visits held an alternative motive.-As a whole, no one really knows of Ganondorfโ€™s past as being the vessel for the Demon King, but if anyone would have any idea about it itโ€™d certainly be the Sheikah and the Gerudo. As per tradition in their culture, a newborn Gerudo must be brought forth to a shaman for examination to ensure their health and to fully proclaim their citizenship as a new member of the tribe. When Ganondorf was examined, the first thing the shaman noticed was the peculiar mark upon his chest: a birthmark in the shape of the wound that struck Demise down all those thousands of years ago. In seeing the mark the shaman took the baby away from his mother and brought it to the council and Urbosa to discuss what to do with it.The Gerudo are intimately familiar with the history surrounding the Demon King and how he stole one of their own, so the mark was very telling of what the child once was. And given the long stretch of peace Hyrule was experiencing it understandably buzzed some fear among the elder council. Many were afraid his birth meant an end to that peace, that the Demon King had somehow reincarnated once more and meant to bring hell back to Hyrule.So in response to all of this, the elders argued amongst each other about a solution. Many ruled the boy too dangerous to allow him to grow older and demanded he beโ€ฆ dealt with. Others deemed that too cruel, even for a damned child, and suggested they simply leave him somewhere far away: let nature decide if he lives or dies. But, as chief and Gerudo Champion of Hyrule, it ultimately came down to Urbosaโ€™s choice. She held the babe her council hissed demon, stared at the birthmark that marked him as a vessel, heard the pleading sobs of the boyโ€™s mother over the whispers of โ€œweโ€™ll make it quick, but we mustnโ€™t let him liveโ€, โ€œhe is dangerous, he will bring doom to us allโ€ โ€œend it now while he is weakโ€.Stared at the supposed demon child, who simply yawned in her grasp and blinked up at her with innocent, yellow eyes. She met the Demon King once: she had stared into that monsterโ€™s eyes while she fought it to her death in her past lifetime. She knows soulless eyes when she sees themโ€ฆ and this baby didnโ€™t have those eyes.So Urbosa made her decision: the boy will not die. It was largely met with disbelief and anger: you will doom us all! they said. Despite Urbosa staying firm in her decision, it took her days of arguing with the council and the aid of a Sheikah Seer (who examined the child themselves and confirmed that he didnโ€™t house the Demon King) to finally reach a compromise: the boy will live, but he canโ€™t live among the Gerudo. He had to live with his mother in exile, and his growth had to be monitored as a precaution. The monitoring came in the form of Urbosaโ€™s frequent visits.-Urbosa is close friends with Zeldaโ€™s parents and is also something of an โ€œauntโ€ figure to Zelda as well; Zelda absolutely adores Urbosa and even sees her as more of a secondary mother figure than anything.โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”Aaaaaaaaand thatโ€™s all I have for Urbosa for now! If I think of anything else Iโ€™ll be sure to add more, and of course if ya have questions youโ€™re more than free to ask them. <: Otherwise I hope you enjoy! ^.^

earthsong9405: All done with Urbosaโ€™s redesign and the additional sketches for her role in my headcanon! <: As usual I didnโ€™t change too...

Met: We met at a bar one night. Talked for an hour. 2 days later we matched. 2 years later weโ€™re engaged.
Met: We met at a bar one night. Talked for an hour. 2 days later we matched. 2 years later weโ€™re engaged.

We met at a bar one night. Talked for an hour. 2 days later we matched. 2 years later weโ€™re engaged.

Met: saileshvaghellyeah:When Sakhmet met Lucifer (feel like a brand new person). The Wicked + The Divine fan art โœจ @mckelvie @kierongillen @wicdiv
Met: saileshvaghellyeah:When Sakhmet met Lucifer (feel like a brand new person). The Wicked + The Divine fan art โœจ @mckelvie @kierongillen @wicdiv

saileshvaghellyeah:When Sakhmet met Lucifer (feel like a brand new person). The Wicked + The Divine fan art โœจ @mckelvie @kierongillen @wi...

Met: I met another musician
Met: I met another musician

I met another musician

Met: prismatic-bell: kari-izumi: dancinbutterfly: edenfenixblogs: the-omniscient-narrator: spacevinci: somethingratchet: sheisraging: Cindy:ย Heyโ€ฆ can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can Iย be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy:ย Can I be a Jew? Rabbi:ย You really want this? Sincerely? Notย โ€˜cause this oneโ€™s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you? Cindy:ย Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, Iโ€™d go to hell. And if I was good, Iโ€™d go to heaven. And if Iโ€™d ask Jesus, heโ€™d forgive me and that was that. And here yโ€™all are sayinโ€™ ainโ€™t no hell. Ainโ€™t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as Godโ€™s concerned, itโ€™s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. Itโ€™s like a verb. Itโ€™s like โ€ฆ you do God. And thatโ€™s a lot of work, but I think Iโ€™m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe Iโ€™ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You knowโ€ฆ Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it? Rabbi:ย Ask me again. Cindy:ย Can I be a Jew? Rabbi:ย Yes. I cried so hard during this scene. First of all, this is beautiful. Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in. Third of all, this is beautiful. Adrienne KILLED it in those scenes. I wept with her! โ€œItโ€™s like a verb.โ€ She wants to work on her faith continuously and that was gorgeous and so honest. THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT DO U UNDERSTAND. We arenโ€™t a people who actively convert people. Youโ€™ll never see a Jewish person try to convert you. We believe in everyoneโ€™s right to believe what they want. But it was so nice to see someone who wasnโ€™t raised in it be able to see value in my faith. I have never seen anything like that on tv before Not only that?? Its one of the only times Iโ€™ve ever seen Judaism The Faith and Religion ever actually articulated on screen. What do we believe? We believe that You Choose To Do God. Thats why weโ€™re the Chosen People - because we Chose to Opt In To Doing God this particular way. I have never in my life before seen any form of media EVER express what Jews ACTUALLY BELIEVE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE out loud but OITNB did. And when people ask me? I always throw them here. Because itโ€™s dead on. You do God (Jewishly) and you have to choose it. Thatโ€™s what we believe. Thatโ€™s it. Thats the entire thing. And this is the only time we have EVER had ANY representation and I will cherish it always. And for those of you who didnโ€™t see the show? She got to bathe in a mikvah equivalent and convert fully so yes, Cindy is as Jewish as the whitest Ashkenazi Jew. More, because according to the sages, the convert is to be praised for their choice and their dedication. And as such, any children she has will be Jewish too. <3 Love for Cindy. Love to any religious Jews out there who feel unseen in media (youโ€™re right, we arenโ€™t seen). Love for any converts out there who donโ€™t feel Jewish enough (you are - no matter what branch you converted in). Extra love for all my Jews of Color (no addendum - just love to you all period). Stay strong out there yall. Write yourselves into some stories and talk about our faith okay? We deserve to be seen and known, even if we arenโ€™t converting. Demystification is part of the fight against antisemitism. All of this, but ALSOitโ€™s so rare to see black people get to be any other religion of Baptist Christian. Or to even talk about that not all of us believe in God in the way weโ€™re been taught. Most of what Iโ€™ve learned about Judaism I learned through the Jewish bloggers Iโ€™ve found here like @prismatic-bell @realsadjewishhours and @wetwareproblem among others, but even as an agnostic black woman, I was just as happy to see Cindy find her own way, and even happier to hear that they actually did right with the conversion process this time. And @dancinbutterflyโ€™s last line is why, when my rabbi said I should go to rabbinic school, I saidโ€ฆ..no.Rabbi means teacher, and there are a ton of good Jewish teachers of Jews out there. But there arenโ€™t so many Jewish teachers of gentiles. Itโ€™s why I work at cons under the name Oy Vay Productions. I am like you, except where Iโ€™m not, and where Iโ€™m not should not have to be frightening or mysterious to you. And then, when someone is all โ€œwell the Jews are a bunch of wealthy lizards,โ€ you can remember me, think of me teaching you not just about anime but about the fact that Jews are just people out here doing how we do, and instead of โ€œthat seems possibly incorrect but I donโ€™t know enough about Jews to dispute it,โ€ you can say โ€œthat is not true, I have met and been befriended by a Jew, shared a meal and a class talked, and I know better.โ€I do my teaching by being a loud and proud Jew who is out here doing G-d an living my life. There are plenty of rabbis with skills I could only dream of having. But what I do is just as important to protecting and preserving Am Yisrael.
Met: prismatic-bell:

kari-izumi:

dancinbutterfly:

edenfenixblogs:
the-omniscient-narrator:


spacevinci:

somethingratchet:


sheisraging:


Cindy:ย Heyโ€ฆ can I be a Jew?
Rabbi: No.
Cindy: Can Iย be a Jew?
Rabbi: No.
Cindy:ย Can I be a Jew?
Rabbi:ย You really want this? Sincerely? Notย โ€˜cause this oneโ€™s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you?
Cindy:ย Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, Iโ€™d go to hell. And if I was good, Iโ€™d go to heaven. And if Iโ€™d ask Jesus, heโ€™d forgive me and that was that. And here yโ€™all are sayinโ€™ ainโ€™t no hell. Ainโ€™t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as Godโ€™s concerned, itโ€™s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. Itโ€™s like a verb. Itโ€™s like โ€ฆ you do God. And thatโ€™s a lot of work, but I think Iโ€™m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe Iโ€™ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You knowโ€ฆ Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it?
Rabbi:ย Ask me again.
Cindy:ย Can I be a Jew?
Rabbi:ย Yes.


I cried so hard during this scene.


First of all, this is beautiful.
Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in.
Third of all, this is beautiful.


Adrienne KILLED it in those scenes. I wept with her!
โ€œItโ€™s like a verb.โ€ She wants to work on her faith continuously and that was gorgeous and so honest.


THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT DO U UNDERSTAND. We arenโ€™t a people who actively convert people. Youโ€™ll never see a Jewish person try to convert you. We believe in everyoneโ€™s right to believe what they want. But it was so nice to see someone who wasnโ€™t raised in it be able to see value in my faith. I have never seen anything like that on tv before  

Not only that?? Its one of the only times Iโ€™ve ever seen Judaism The Faith and Religion ever actually articulated on screen. What do we believe? We believe that You Choose To Do God. Thats why weโ€™re the Chosen People - because we Chose to Opt In To Doing God this particular way. I have never in my life before seen any form of media EVER express what Jews ACTUALLY BELIEVE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE out loud but OITNB did. And when people ask me? I always throw them here. Because itโ€™s dead on. You do God (Jewishly) and you have to choose it. Thatโ€™s what we believe. Thatโ€™s it. Thats the entire thing. And this is the only time we have EVER had ANY representation and I will cherish it always. And for those of you who didnโ€™t see the show? She got to bathe in a mikvah equivalent and convert fully so yes, Cindy is as Jewish as the whitest Ashkenazi Jew. More, because according to the sages, the convert is to be praised for their choice and their dedication. And as such, any children she has will be Jewish too. <3 Love for Cindy. Love to any religious Jews out there who feel unseen in media (youโ€™re right, we arenโ€™t seen). Love for any converts out there who donโ€™t feel Jewish enough (you are - no matter what branch you converted in). Extra love for all my Jews of Color (no addendum - just love to you all period). Stay strong out there yall. Write yourselves into some stories and talk about our faith okay? We deserve to be seen and known, even if we arenโ€™t converting. Demystification is part of the fight against antisemitism. 


All of this, but ALSOitโ€™s so rare to see black people get to be any other religion of Baptist Christian. Or to even talk about that not all of us believe in God in the way weโ€™re been taught. Most of what Iโ€™ve learned about Judaism I learned through the Jewish bloggers Iโ€™ve found here like @prismatic-bell @realsadjewishhours and @wetwareproblem among others, but even as an agnostic black woman, I was just as happy to see Cindy find her own way, and even happier to hear that they actually did right with the conversion process this time.


And @dancinbutterflyโ€™s last line is why, when my rabbi said I should go to rabbinic school, I saidโ€ฆ..no.Rabbi means teacher, and there are a ton of good Jewish teachers of Jews out there. But there arenโ€™t so many Jewish teachers of gentiles. Itโ€™s why I work at cons under the name Oy Vay Productions. I am like you, except where Iโ€™m not, and where Iโ€™m not should not have to be frightening or mysterious to you. And then, when someone is all โ€œwell the Jews are a bunch of wealthy lizards,โ€ you can remember me, think of me teaching you not just about anime but about the fact that Jews are just people out here doing how we do, and instead of โ€œthat seems possibly incorrect but I donโ€™t know enough about Jews to dispute it,โ€ you can say โ€œthat is not true, I have met and been befriended by a Jew, shared a meal and a class talked, and I know better.โ€I do my teaching by being a loud and proud Jew who is out here doing G-d an living my life. There are plenty of rabbis with skills I could only dream of having. But what I do is just as important to protecting and preserving Am Yisrael.

prismatic-bell: kari-izumi: dancinbutterfly: edenfenixblogs: the-omniscient-narrator: spacevinci: somethingratchet: sheisraging:...

Met: We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.
Met: We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.

We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.

Met: imbrium-mare: hating-alison-ashley: girlwhowantedtobegod: salad-chan: dizzymoods: Chaplin metย Lita MacMurray when she was 12yrs old. He got her pregnant during the filming of The Gold Rushย when she was 15. He fired her from the set and tried forcing her to have an abortion.ย Years after covering that disgusting situation up, at the age of 54 he married Oona Oโ€™Neil, who had just turned 18.ย  Itโ€™s absolutely disgusting how these men use their money, fame, and influence to silence their victims. & we can only guess at the number of young girls we will never know about who have been targeted by these demons.ย ย  This whole โ€œseperate the art from the artistโ€ bs has kept such criminals protected from the scrutiny of law. We need to accept that art cannot cover up crimes and that in want of better art, we cannot let criminals do better crimes. and people brush this off and pretend itโ€™s not reality all the time. people are fucking spineless. itโ€™s pathetic but even more than that, itโ€™s disgusting. stop letting pedophiles be โ€œnormalโ€, stop letting pedophiles be โ€œgreat.โ€ childrenโ€™s safety matters. Every โ€˜brilliantโ€™ pedophile who is punished and removed from society allows someone else more worthy to take his place. It also gives his victims a chance to do great things instead.We would have more brilliant artists and creators not fewer if the pedophiles werenโ€™t allowed to flourish. Theyโ€™d be a different demographic - one that men canโ€™t use to give tacit approval to their own misdeeds. Unpopular opinion but the life and dignity of children is more important than your favorite movie or singer or whatever. Sure, the idea that getting rid of a pedophileย โ€œallows someone else more worthy to take his placeโ€ is really reassuring to the masses, but that should not be your priority. You shouldnโ€™t have to gain something from putting a child molester behind bars to put a child molester behind bars. The very idea that we are making society a safer, better place for our kids andย modeling correct behavior should be enough. It needs to be enough, or else men like this will never be brought to justice.
Met: imbrium-mare:
hating-alison-ashley:

girlwhowantedtobegod:

salad-chan:

dizzymoods:

Chaplin metย Lita MacMurray when she was 12yrs old. He got her pregnant during the filming of The Gold Rushย when she was 15. He fired her from the set and tried forcing her to have an abortion.ย Years after covering that disgusting situation up, at the age of 54 he married Oona Oโ€™Neil, who had just turned 18.ย 
Itโ€™s absolutely disgusting how these men use their money, fame, and influence to silence their victims. & we can only guess at the number of young girls we will never know about who have been targeted by these demons.ย ย 


This whole โ€œseperate the art from the artistโ€ bs has kept such criminals protected from the scrutiny of law. We need to accept that art cannot cover up crimes and that in want of better art, we cannot let criminals do better crimes.



and people brush this off and pretend itโ€™s not reality all the time. people are fucking spineless. itโ€™s pathetic but even more than that, itโ€™s disgusting. stop letting pedophiles be โ€œnormalโ€, stop letting pedophiles be โ€œgreat.โ€ childrenโ€™s safety matters. 

Every โ€˜brilliantโ€™ pedophile who is punished and removed from society allows someone else more worthy to take his place. It also gives his victims a chance to do great things instead.We would have more brilliant artists and creators not fewer if the pedophiles werenโ€™t allowed to flourish. Theyโ€™d be a different demographic - one that men canโ€™t use to give tacit approval to their own misdeeds.

Unpopular opinion but the life and dignity of children is more important than your favorite movie or singer or whatever. Sure, the idea that getting rid of a pedophileย โ€œallows someone else more worthy to take his placeโ€ is really reassuring to the masses, but that should not be your priority. You shouldnโ€™t have to gain something from putting a child molester behind bars to put a child molester behind bars.
The very idea that we are making society a safer, better place for our kids andย modeling correct behavior should be enough. It needs to be enough, or else men like this will never be brought to justice.

imbrium-mare: hating-alison-ashley: girlwhowantedtobegod: salad-chan: dizzymoods: Chaplin metย Lita MacMurray when she was 12yrs old....

Met: We met on tinder 2016, this weekend we got married!
Met: We met on tinder 2016, this weekend we got married!

We met on tinder 2016, this weekend we got married!

Met: โ€ฆweโ€™ve never met
Met: โ€ฆweโ€™ve never met

โ€ฆweโ€™ve never met

Met: epicdndmemes: Met at a party
Met: epicdndmemes:

Met at a party

epicdndmemes: Met at a party

Met: epicdndmemes: Met at a party
Met: epicdndmemes:

Met at a party

epicdndmemes: Met at a party