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Books, Drunk, and Head: I'm dubious. I should read a passage XVII "Bear," she cried. "I off." The bear did not, but her menstrual fever made him more assiduous. She was half afraid of him, but drunk and weak for danger. She took his thick fur that skidded in her hands, trying to get a grip on his loose hide, but when she went deeper into it she encountered further depth, her short nails slipped. love you. Pull my head She cradled his big, furry, assymetrical balls in her hands, she played with them, slip- ping them gently inside their cases as he licked. 129 It is a literal bear. Okay yeah I'll admit it I'm going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence But wait.... A CANADIAN BESTSELLER You have some explaining to do, Canada. You guys don't understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, That's the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history rGeneral's Award. That's the highest literary award in Canada HOLY MOLY i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, "Oh the Bear's a metaphor or some shit." but then one kid read ahead, and was like "Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear." I think this needs to go on my list of books to review Reminder that a book on romance with a bear won the highest Literary Award in Canada
Books, Drunk, and Head: I'm dubious. I should read a passage
 XVII
 "Bear," she cried. "I
 off." The bear did not, but her menstrual fever
 made him more assiduous. She was half afraid
 of him, but drunk and weak for danger. She
 took his thick fur that skidded in her hands,
 trying to get a grip on his loose hide, but when
 she went deeper into it she encountered further
 depth, her short nails slipped.
 love you. Pull my head
 She cradled his big, furry, assymetrical
 balls in her hands, she played with them, slip-
 ping them gently
 inside their cases as he licked.
 129
 It is a literal bear.
 Okay yeah I'll admit it I'm going to read this but only because it sounds like the most
 fucked up romance novel in existence
 But wait....
 A CANADIAN BESTSELLER
 You have some explaining to do, Canada.
 You guys don't understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller,
 That's the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history
 rGeneral's Award. That's the highest literary award in Canada
 HOLY MOLY
 i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we
 were like, "Oh the Bear's a metaphor or some shit." but then one kid read ahead, and was like
 "Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear."
 I think this needs to go on my list of books to review
Reminder that a book on romance with a bear won the highest Literary Award in Canada

Reminder that a book on romance with a bear won the highest Literary Award in Canada

God, Ice Age, and Earth: wet-monsoon: i'm convinced that the ice age franchise won't end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel TitsTM and eyelashes giatrdsnake already happened. they broke up tho. no...No Googl le ice age squirrel girlfriend ice age squirrel girtfriend ice age scrat girlfriend name Press Enter to search. NO claratyler No you don't understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment Scrat is the god of the ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren't hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat's actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart's only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of "we're 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!" That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it's used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat! However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn't the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart's actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That's right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good When man catches Goo wet-monsoon Regarding Scrat All Hail The 🌰
God, Ice Age, and Earth: wet-monsoon:
 i'm convinced that the ice age franchise won't end until the squirrel that always chases
 after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel TitsTM and eyelashes
 giatrdsnake
 already happened. they
 broke up tho.
 no...No
 Googl
 le
 ice age squirrel girlfriend
 ice age squirrel girtfriend
 ice age scrat girlfriend name
 Press Enter to search.
 NO
 claratyler
 No you don't understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age
 universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by
 the latest 5th installment
 Scrat is the god of the ice age universe. The story began with him and the story
 will end with him. If there weren't hints before, in this latest installment, it
 becomes clear that Scrat's actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the
 protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart's only goal is to get the nut, but his actions
 SHAPE what happens in the film
 If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the
 5th film along the lines of "we're 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!"
 That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it's used to refer
 (unknowingly) to scrat!
 However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if
 Scart isn't the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have
 already said, Scart's actions shape the course of the story but what motivates
 Scart? That's right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what
 he does that leads to the events that take place in the story
 This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like
 man chases divinity
 So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good
 When man catches Goo
 wet-monsoon
 Regarding Scrat
All Hail The 🌰

All Hail The 🌰

Bad, Baseball, and Desk: sandersstudies My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed. A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.) Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness. Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes. Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart madamedraconis WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES? Sandersstudies Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down Source: sandersstudies 14,088 notes Credit u/snarlingdarling Should be given as a flyer. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NhPrWp
Bad, Baseball, and Desk: sandersstudies
 My sociology professor had a really good
 metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk
 about race or gender or orientation or class,
 she talked about being left-handed.
 A left-handed person walks into most
 classrooms and immediately is made aware
 of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a
 left-handed seat, which restricts their choices
 of where to sit. If there are not enough
 left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a
 right-handed seat and be continuously aware
 of their left-handedness. (There are other
 examples like left-handed scissors or baseball
 mitts as well.)
 Meanwhile, right-handed people have
 much more choice about where to sit, and
 almost never have to think about their
 right-handedness.
 Does this mean right-handed people are bad?
 No
 Does it mean that we should replace all
 right-handed desks with left-handed desks?
 No
 But could we maybe use different desk styles
 that can accommodate everyone and makes
 it so nobody has limited options or constant
 awareness that they are different? Yes.
 Now think of this as a metaphor. For social
 class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For
 orientation. For anything else that sets us
 apart
 madamedraconis
 WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?
 Sandersstudies
 Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago,
 calm down
 Source: sandersstudies
 14,088 notes
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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: h0llo:this is a visual metaphor for my little pony
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: h0llo:this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

h0llo:this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

Metaphor, Time, and Circles: My dog chasing my GF's dog in circles for hours at a time is a perfect metaphor for our relationship
Metaphor, Time, and Circles: My dog chasing my GF's dog in circles for hours at a time is a perfect metaphor for our relationship

My dog chasing my GF's dog in circles for hours at a time is a perfect metaphor for our relationship

Af, America, and Ass: Call-out post for Wolverine because he's fake af fuckscottsummers e-suls fuckscottsummers fuckscottsummers . Is a "loner" and yet he's been a member of like 37 different teams, had MULTIPLE teenage sidekicks, is friends with like everyone , including many of his enemies .Drinks a lot of beer, but its only a metaphor bc his healing factor prevents him from getting drunk pretends to be cool, but is actually a weeb . licked cyclops's face...but not in a gay way . wakes up early every morning to style his hair like that... .and u know he only does his hair like that to make his short ass seem slightly taller . his name isnt even Logan! He stole that name! . its actually james... u can see why he changed it .is canadian but never sorry?? . speaks like 12 languages, yet still uses 'bub unironically . thats not how claws work . kills people and then lectures everyone else about not killing... shut up logan ur not that cute .why are there o fanfictions about the time he was a vampire i hate this fandom most of his costumes are just the same things with slight variations... lazy . his hair always just grows back instantly when he heals so like... how does he shave . just kidding i love him this is him but its only the top of his head because hes so short Reblogging so everyone who just saw Logan and thinks he's cool will knovw .kissed hercules in outer space when he was a vampire he fought dracula for a chance to bite captain america always looking for a fight .an edgelord king with edgelord prince and princess for children always grumpy but no one cares really old but doesn't look it (dermatologists hate him) probably needs a hug never learns that fighting magneto with a metal skeleton is a bad idea in love with AT LEAST 3 people at all times likes wearing canary yellow even when he's not in uniform smells Quit your bullshit, Wolverine 3
Af, America, and Ass: Call-out post for Wolverine
 because he's fake af
 fuckscottsummers
 e-suls
 fuckscottsummers
 fuckscottsummers
 . Is a "loner" and yet he's been a member of like 37 different
 teams, had MULTIPLE teenage sidekicks, is friends with
 like everyone , including many of his enemies
 .Drinks a lot of beer, but its only a metaphor bc his healing
 factor prevents him from getting drunk
 pretends to be cool, but is actually a weeb
 . licked cyclops's face...but not in a gay way
 . wakes up early every morning to style his hair like that...
 .and u know he only does his hair like that to make his
 short ass seem slightly taller
 . his name isnt even Logan! He stole that name!
 . its actually james... u can see why he changed it
 .is canadian but never sorry??
 . speaks like 12 languages, yet still uses 'bub unironically
 . thats not how claws work
 . kills people and then lectures everyone else about not
 killing... shut up logan ur not that cute
 .why are there o fanfictions about the time he was a
 vampire i hate this fandom
 most of his costumes are just the same things with slight
 variations... lazy
 . his hair always just grows back instantly when he heals so
 like... how does he shave
 . just kidding i love him
 this is him but its only the top of his head
 because hes so short
 Reblogging so everyone who just saw Logan and thinks he's cool
 will knovw
 .kissed hercules in outer space
 when he was a vampire he fought dracula for a chance to bite
 captain america
 always looking for a fight
 .an edgelord king with edgelord prince and princess for children
 always grumpy but no one cares
 really old but doesn't look it (dermatologists hate him)
 probably needs a hug
 never learns that fighting magneto with a metal skeleton is a bad idea
 in love with AT LEAST 3 people at all times
 likes wearing canary yellow even when he's not in uniform
 smells
Quit your bullshit, Wolverine 3

Quit your bullshit, Wolverine 3