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Military Grade: Military-grade encryption
Military Grade: Military-grade encryption

Military-grade encryption

Military Grade: Because we all need military grade vaults to store our estate plans 🙄🙄🙄
Military Grade: Because we all need military grade vaults to store our estate plans 🙄🙄🙄

Because we all need military grade vaults to store our estate plans 🙄🙄🙄

Military Grade: brb gotta use military grade vpn
Military Grade: brb gotta use military grade vpn

brb gotta use military grade vpn

Military Grade: Australian police charge a man for owning "military grade gel blasters"
Military Grade: Australian police charge a man for owning "military grade gel blasters"

Australian police charge a man for owning "military grade gel blasters"

Military Grade: My new lock with the combination printed on a military grade sticker.
Military Grade: My new lock with the combination printed on a military grade sticker.

My new lock with the combination printed on a military grade sticker.

Military Grade: Kept in Samsung's Rugged Military Grade case since new. I only spotted this after taking my phone out to show off the size of the case.
Military Grade: Kept in Samsung's Rugged Military Grade case since new. I only spotted this after taking my phone out to show off the size of the case.

Kept in Samsung's Rugged Military Grade case since new. I only spotted this after taking my phone out to show off the size of the case.

Military Grade: peeing into the toilet water and making noise peeing slowly and making less noise peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise insert body directly into toielt water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise drinking all toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making noise peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it squeezing sponge quietly putting a military grade surpressor on your body while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce of the wall into the toilet bowl silently peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifiying glass to evaporate the peewithout making any noise after several months peeing into your own eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds Peeing directly into the water reservoir so that when someone else pees the flush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noise Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise Peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your and then drinking it soit doesn't make noise any Peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is fulll of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass it off as diarrhea, making no noise Climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slowly vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise Watching psychic videos on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the future so you pee at just the right points in bursts over thousands of years so cosmic rays will irradiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay into the air making no noise Putting your dick up to the wall outlet and peeing so the electricity will travel up it and stop your heart and then they bury you but you learned to restart your heartbeat from Tibetian monks so you wake up again and climb up through the dirt and start a new life in Argentina with cyborg immortal Hitler until you can seize power together creating the Fourth Reich so you have the resources to develop quantum stealth technology and a time machine so you travel back in time and give it to your past self so you can pee without making any noise Carefully removing the floor tiles until you can see the dirt below the bathroom and carefully digging a hole over the course of several years releasing the excess dirt through your pant legs every time you go outside and then creating a fake water bottle recycling machine at the local supermarket to collect water bottles until you have tens of thousands and you pee in them silently over the course of your entire life and store them in your secret underground facility until you die where they remain for several billion years until the Sun becomes a red giant and swallows the Earth and the particles will drift in space until a new solar system is formed and another civilization's version of you will repeat the process for eons until the universe undergoes heat death but then another universe will arise and then the proceess will advance to the next dimension of existence and the next until there are no more left to ascend to and then it will loop until the process breaks and there is nothing left at all, making no noise Found this on r/memes
Military Grade: peeing into the toilet
 water and making
 noise
 peeing slowly and
 making less noise
 peeing on the side of
 the bowl to avoid
 making noise
 insert body directly
 into toielt water and
 peeing directly inside
 to avoid making noise
 drinking all toilet water
 and peeing inside the
 toilet with no water
 to avoid making noise
 drinking your pee
 and quietly gargling
 then slowly spitting into
 toilet over the course of
 3 hours to avoid making
 noise
 peeing on the floor then
 soaking up the pee with
 a sponge and lathering
 the sponge in soap and
 cleaning your toilet with it
 squeezing sponge quietly
 putting a military grade
 surpressor on your body
 while peeing and aiming
 with a precise 45 degree
 angle to bounce of the wall
 into the toilet bowl silently
 peeing on your hand and
 then using a flashlight and
 magnifiying glass to
 evaporate the peewithout
 making any noise
 after several months
 peeing into your own
 eyes and blinking
 several times to sprinkle
 it into the toilet without
 making any sounds
 Peeing directly into the
 water reservoir so that
 when someone else pees
 the flush water blends
 in with the new pee so
 it doesn't make any
 noise
 Peeing into the sink
 while it is running so
 the sound of the pee is
 overshadowed and
 doesn't make
 any noise
 Peeing into the air with
 a parabolic arc and
 catching it in your
 and then
 drinking it soit doesn't
 make
 noise
 any
 Peeing backwards into your
 asshole which you are
 holding open until it is fulll
 of pee and then clenching it
 shut and waiting until you
 have to shit so you can pass
 it off as diarrhea, making no
 noise
 Climbing onto the sink
 and doing a handstand
 while slowly peeing onto
 the lightbulb above the
 sink so it will slowly
 vaporize the pee over
 the course of several
 hours so it doesn't make
 any noise
 Watching psychic videos on
 Youtube on your phone until you
 can perfectly predict the future so
 you pee at just the right points in
 bursts over thousands of years so
 cosmic rays will irradiate the piss
 particles until they become
 radioactive and decay into the air
 making no noise
 Putting your dick up to the wall outlet and
 peeing so the electricity will travel up it and
 stop your heart and then they bury you but
 you learned to restart your heartbeat from
 Tibetian monks so you wake up again and
 climb up through the dirt and start a new
 life in Argentina with cyborg immortal
 Hitler until you can seize power together
 creating the Fourth Reich so you have the
 resources to develop quantum stealth
 technology and a time machine so you
 travel back in time and give it to your past
 self so you can pee without making any
 noise
 Carefully removing the floor tiles until you
 can see the dirt below the bathroom and
 carefully digging a hole over the course of
 several years releasing the excess dirt
 through your pant legs every time you go
 outside and then creating a fake water
 bottle recycling machine at the local
 supermarket to collect water bottles until
 you have tens of thousands and you pee in
 them silently over the course of your entire
 life and store them in your secret
 underground facility until you die where
 they remain for several billion years until
 the Sun becomes a red giant and swallows
 the Earth and the particles will drift in space
 until a new solar system is formed and
 another civilization's version of you will
 repeat the process for eons until the
 universe undergoes heat death but then
 another universe will arise and then the
 proceess will advance to the next dimension
 of existence and the next until there are no
 more left to ascend to and then it will loop
 until the process breaks and there is nothing
 left at all, making no noise
Found this on r/memes

Found this on r/memes

Military Grade: shout out to that time I bought a fully functioning military grade gas mask for like $5 at a yard sale
Military Grade: shout out to that time I bought a fully functioning military grade gas mask for like $5 at a yard sale

shout out to that time I bought a fully functioning military grade gas mask for like $5 at a yard sale