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minutes: So you mean 12 minutes, Spock?
 minutes: So you mean 12 minutes, Spock?

So you mean 12 minutes, Spock?

minutes: “It is the duty of those more fortunate and capable to help those less fortunate and capable. ” - Me, about 20 minutes ago.
 minutes: “It is the duty of those more fortunate and capable to help those less fortunate and capable. ” - Me, about 20 minutes ago.

“It is the duty of those more fortunate and capable to help those less fortunate and capable. ” - Me, about 20 minutes ago.

minutes: Took him only 15 minutes to feel it
 minutes: Took him only 15 minutes to feel it

Took him only 15 minutes to feel it

minutes: Well this one is catching on fast…. I just saw the post about this pick up line and within 10 minutes a tinder guy had sent it to me
 minutes: Well this one is catching on fast…. I just saw the post about this pick up line and within 10 minutes a tinder guy had sent it to me

Well this one is catching on fast…. I just saw the post about this pick up line and within 10 minutes a tinder guy had sent it to me

minutes: sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
 minutes: sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

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minutes: Left alone for 5 minutes and this is what I find
 minutes: Left alone for 5 minutes and this is what I find

Left alone for 5 minutes and this is what I find

minutes: It’s so old but I’ve been laughing for about 5 minutes
 minutes: It’s so old but I’ve been laughing for about 5 minutes

It’s so old but I’ve been laughing for about 5 minutes

minutes: 5 MORE MINUTES!
 minutes: 5 MORE MINUTES!

5 MORE MINUTES!

minutes: 15 minutes then we can leave they said
 minutes: 15 minutes then we can leave they said

15 minutes then we can leave they said

minutes: “Only 2 minutes left guys”
 minutes: “Only 2 minutes left guys”

“Only 2 minutes left guys”

minutes: To build character, I make my kids stare at this for five minutes before they can use the Wi-Fi
 minutes: To build character, I make my kids stare at this for five minutes before they can use the Wi-Fi

To build character, I make my kids stare at this for five minutes before they can use the Wi-Fi

minutes: When you decide to spend 5 more minutes on the treadmill. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #meme #motivation #gymaholic #workout #gymmeme
 minutes: When you decide to spend 5 more minutes on the treadmill.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #meme #motivation #gymaholic #workout #gymmeme

When you decide to spend 5 more minutes on the treadmill. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #meme #motivation #gymaholic...

minutes: epicdndmemes: I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking ridiculous to not share.
 minutes: epicdndmemes:

I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking ridiculous to not share.

epicdndmemes: I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking...

minutes: I’d be jobless within minutes
 minutes: I’d be jobless within minutes

I’d be jobless within minutes

minutes: Everyone please go support Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of peoples days but he feels like he doesn't help enough people and he is sick. Please give him your love. 悩んでます。 このまま続けていくべきか。 14:59 [Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago one-time-i-dreamt: bakin-makin-bacon: simonalkenmayer: goldhornsandblackwool: ask-novelty: marrow-bone: completelyungood: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: ethicalmemes: Let’s do this #EthicalMemes Watercolor by Shibasaki This is his channel! This is his most recent video! Please leave positive comments after watching the video and press the Like button. I’ve seen his watercolor tutorials and they made me want to paint again. It’s wholesome content and he is a kind soul. I love my third grandpa 🥺 the video is 14 minutes long so to summarise: he’s not looking for support in the form of compliments, he’s looking for feedback (specifically if his videos are engaging and helpful, bc he wants to work on evening out the high subscriber/low view count ratio). he would like to be getting around 10% of his subscribers’ viewership which is around 40k views per video as he is only getting around 20k he is an ailing old man who just wants to figure out the best way to ensure that his videos (across four channels damn!!!) are helping people, it’s essentially his legacy. so if you’re trying to get into watercolor painting or like to have relaxing painting videos on while you’re working on things, check out his channel and give him some views!!! Even you don’t paint, just play the guy’s videos. He’s so relaxing to listen to or to watch. YouTube’s algorithm freaking blows; let’s get this good good grandpa to trending. Oh wow this is important and relevant to me What do you think, gentle readers? Can we help this grandfather? He’s got a solo exhibition coming up so to anyone who wants to see some lovely art, please give it a visit!!! More about it here: https://youtu.be/8gmzsV4Hdy4 His solo exhibition announcement video!
 minutes: Everyone please go support
 Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of
 peoples days but he feels like he
 doesn't help enough people and he
 is sick. Please give him your love.
 悩んでます。
 このまま続けていくべきか。
 14:59
 [Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should
 continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki
 Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago
one-time-i-dreamt:
bakin-makin-bacon:


simonalkenmayer:

goldhornsandblackwool:

ask-novelty:

marrow-bone:


completelyungood:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:


ethicalmemes:
Let’s do this #EthicalMemes
Watercolor by Shibasaki
This is his channel!
This is his most recent video! Please leave positive comments after watching the video and press the Like button.
I’ve seen his watercolor tutorials and they made me want to paint again. It’s wholesome content and he is a kind soul.


I love my third grandpa 🥺


the video is 14 minutes long so to summarise: he’s not looking for support in the form of compliments, he’s looking for feedback (specifically if his videos are engaging and helpful, bc he wants to work on evening out the high subscriber/low view count ratio). he would like to be getting around 10% of his subscribers’ viewership which is around 40k views per video as he is only getting around 20k
he is an ailing old man who just wants to figure out the best way to ensure that his videos (across four channels damn!!!) are helping people, it’s essentially his legacy. so if you’re trying to get into watercolor painting or like to have relaxing painting videos on while you’re working on things, check out his channel and give him some views!!!




Even you don’t paint, just play the guy’s videos. He’s so relaxing to listen to or to watch. YouTube’s algorithm freaking blows; let’s get this good good grandpa to trending. 

Oh wow this is important and relevant to me 

What do you think, gentle readers?
Can we help this grandfather?

He’s got a solo exhibition coming up so to anyone who wants to see some lovely art, please give it a visit!!!

More about it here:
https://youtu.be/8gmzsV4Hdy4



His solo exhibition announcement video!

one-time-i-dreamt: bakin-makin-bacon: simonalkenmayer: goldhornsandblackwool: ask-novelty: marrow-bone: completelyungood: one-tim...