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Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent me this. She climbed into a kennel for small dogs AND somehow managed to turn all the way around. She's so pleased with herself. @DrSmashlove Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn Bruh y’all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See y’all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they don’t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! That’s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasn’t aligned πŸ˜‚. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally don’t do binders πŸ˜‚. That’s Blac Chyna. She didn’t like that task. She like β€œlemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.” U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like β€œo babyyyy ... aye baby you close? It’s hurting a lil bit 😬 KEEP GOING DON’T STOP!” ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! πŸ˜‚ Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But don’t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now πŸ˜‚. β€œSorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? πŸ˜¬β€ Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout β€œAfter 48 years of service Shirley has informed us she’s retiring, we will miss her πŸ˜Œβ€ like bish don’t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! πŸ˜‚ Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ain’t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like β€œwow Stephanie I didn’t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone 😀 I’LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS 😍.” πŸ˜‚ U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She don’t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP πŸ˜‚
Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent
 me this. She climbed into a kennel for
 small dogs AND somehow managed to
 turn all the way around. She's so pleased
 with herself.
 @DrSmashlove
 Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn
Bruh y’all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See y’all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they don’t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! That’s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasn’t aligned πŸ˜‚. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally don’t do binders πŸ˜‚. That’s Blac Chyna. She didn’t like that task. She like β€œlemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.” U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like β€œo babyyyy ... aye baby you close? It’s hurting a lil bit 😬 KEEP GOING DON’T STOP!” ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! πŸ˜‚ Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But don’t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now πŸ˜‚. β€œSorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? πŸ˜¬β€ Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout β€œAfter 48 years of service Shirley has informed us she’s retiring, we will miss her πŸ˜Œβ€ like bish don’t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! πŸ˜‚ Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ain’t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like β€œwow Stephanie I didn’t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone 😀 I’LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS 😍.” πŸ˜‚ U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She don’t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP πŸ˜‚

Bruh y’all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See y’all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task a...

Family, Memes, and New Year's: While we're out celebrating with our loved ones this CNY, this Navy officer is not with his family but out at sea, protecting us back home Chew Chun Cheong 57 mins. Lunar New Year Eve, 15 Feb 2018 Yesterday as our fellow Chinese Singaporeans prepared and enjoyed their reunion meals with their loved ones, members of the #vanguards donned our uniforms, bade our families farewell to sail out for Singapore Straits. Though it is a familiar routine for our crew to ensure Singapore maritime security #247 , there is a tinge of disappointment in everyone's hearts as we had to miss reunion meals with our families on Lunar New Year Eve. Looking back 76 years ago on this day, Singapore fell to the Japanese after the British surrendered. Coincidental or not, it was the first day of Lunar New Year in 1942. This struck us and reminded us that we can depend on nobody but ourselves to defend our Nation, our Home. Yes, we missed our reunion dinner on the eve this year, and our loved ones will need to count down toεˆδΈ€without us. But we know it is a small price to pay for the peace that we enjoy today. We are proud to be able to contribute and make this little sacrifice for the peace and security of our Nation. To all services personnel who continue to protect our Everyday during the festive period, Happy Lunar New Year! Bravo Zulu! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE! Well said! While we’re enjoying this festive season with our loved ones, let’s remember and appreciate the ones defending us, making all this possible πŸ™‚πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ sp
Family, Memes, and New Year's: While we're out celebrating with our loved ones this
 CNY, this Navy officer is not with his family but out
 at sea, protecting us back home
 Chew Chun Cheong
 57 mins.
 Lunar New Year Eve, 15 Feb 2018
 Yesterday as our fellow Chinese Singaporeans prepared and enjoyed
 their reunion meals with their loved ones, members of the #vanguards
 donned our uniforms, bade our families farewell to sail out for Singapore
 Straits. Though it is a familiar routine for our crew to ensure Singapore
 maritime security #247 , there is a tinge of disappointment in everyone's
 hearts as we had to miss reunion meals with our families on Lunar New
 Year Eve.
 Looking back 76 years ago on this day, Singapore fell to the Japanese
 after the British surrendered. Coincidental or not, it was the first day of
 Lunar New Year in 1942. This struck us and reminded us that we can
 depend on nobody but ourselves to defend our Nation, our Home.
 Yes, we missed our reunion dinner on the eve this year, and our loved
 ones will need to count down toεˆδΈ€without us. But we know it is a small
 price to pay for the peace that we enjoy today. We are proud to be able
 to contribute and make this little sacrifice for the peace and security of
 our Nation.
 To all services personnel who continue to protect our Everyday during
 the festive period, Happy Lunar New Year! Bravo Zulu!
 THANK YOU
 FOR YOUR SACRIFICE!
Well said! While we’re enjoying this festive season with our loved ones, let’s remember and appreciate the ones defending us, making all this possible πŸ™‚πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ sp

Well said! While we’re enjoying this festive season with our loved ones, let’s remember and appreciate the ones defending us, making all thi...