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Mowing: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople
Mowing: ruby-white-rabbit
 There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs
 This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me
 and vamoose
 I'm not ready to be a single mom
 I know shit about reptiles
 I had to put a stick next to the nest because
 she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the
 primo spot to give birth
 Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
 Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny
 under my city girl care
 I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos
 to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently
 she's a box turtle?
 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
 iplemons
 You a mom now
 Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes,
 cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the
 eggs so chase them off
 ruby-white-rabbit
 mrswinterbarnes
 Name her Sharron, she sounds like
 she doesn't care about her kids
 @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I
 came back from closing the barn doors she
 was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles
 were supposed to be slow
 I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not
 even a goodbye??
 I don't think Box turtles return to their nest
 either, so until they hatch and dig out
 YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
 DAMN IT SHARRON
 First that bird makes its nursery in my bike
 basket on our porch and now this
 Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
 UPDATE
 SHES BACK
 NEVERMIND
 ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
 That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping
 their spawn on me
 ladystud
 Call this one Susan
 blad-the-inhaler
 You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who
 never signed up for this animal empath shit
I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople

I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople

Mowing: She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2L0ccxL
Mowing: She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2L0ccxL

She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2L0ccxL

Mowing: Samuel Sinyangwe ^ @samswey REST The white neighbors reportedly called police 60 times in the past 18 years When asked why they said "We have always been told by the police that if we feel threatened, 'Don't confront these people, just call us," Mic @mic White Ohio family that called 911 on black boy mowing lawn calls police on him again July 4 bit.ly/2ubVJyt SATURDAY SUNDAY AG REPEAT EQUIPMENT 7/7/18, 8:31 PM 2,974 Retweets 3,687 Likes 4c Millions. @lmJustCeej 23h Replying to @samswey My local police department sent me a bill in the mail because of a false burglar alarm the second time they came out. Two times. That's all we got. Why aren't these ppl getting billed for false reporting/911 calls? 2 054 356 Dena Wong @love4leggedkids 23h I was wondering the same thing Sap Sacks @HoaxMakesMusic 4h The answer is qwhite simple Surprisingly so, really Wanda @itsWanda .1d Replying to @samswey Long past due for those people to get billed and sued for nuisance and harassment. 2 kristin-#acrogirl @KchrisKristín: 23h ﹀ spot on. 127 O 22 Katie Bretsch @hereitcomesagin 1d v Replying to @samswey @samswey EVEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE SICK F OTHER WHITE PEOPLES RACIST v282 Jester V-B BlackWood @Jeste... 23h v Replying to @samswey That's is how tamir rice died. Someone calling the police on him cause they felt "threatened" by a toy gun 6 78 CK @cmkinmia 9h Replying to @samswey and @ReignOfApril Lots to unpack in that sentence: 1. Black bodies are threatening at all times 2. Police assigns immediate criminality to Black bodies, teaches this to the community. 3. 18 years. Sure, Trump empowered Racists but this is America, just as it ever was, now with more video odinsblog: Please, don’t think for one minute that these white people aren’t knowingly endangering the black people they call the police on. They don’t live in caves. They’re fully aware of how black people get shot by police for the most minor “infractions”.
Mowing: Samuel Sinyangwe ^
 @samswey
 REST
 The white neighbors reportedly called
 police 60 times in the past 18 years
 When asked why they said
 "We have always been told by the
 police that if we feel threatened, 'Don't
 confront these people, just call us,"

 Mic @mic
 White Ohio family that called 911 on black
 boy mowing lawn calls police on him again
 July 4 bit.ly/2ubVJyt
 SATURDAY
 SUNDAY
 AG
 REPEAT
 EQUIPMENT
 7/7/18, 8:31 PM
 2,974 Retweets 3,687 Likes

 4c Millions. @lmJustCeej 23h
 Replying to @samswey
 My local police department sent me a
 bill in the mail because of a false
 burglar alarm the second time they
 came out. Two times. That's all we got.
 Why aren't these ppl getting billed for
 false reporting/911 calls?
 2
 054 356
 Dena Wong @love4leggedkids 23h
 I was wondering the same thing
 Sap Sacks @HoaxMakesMusic 4h
 The answer is qwhite simple
 Surprisingly so, really
 Wanda @itsWanda .1d
 Replying to @samswey
 Long past due for those people to get
 billed and sued for nuisance and
 harassment.
 2

 kristin-#acrogirl @KchrisKristín: 23h ﹀
 spot on.
 127
 O 22
 Katie Bretsch @hereitcomesagin 1d v
 Replying to @samswey
 @samswey
 EVEN WHITE
 PEOPLE ARE
 SICK
 F OTHER
 WHITE PEOPLES
 RACIST
 v282
 Jester V-B BlackWood @Jeste... 23h v
 Replying to @samswey
 That's is how tamir rice died. Someone
 calling the police on him cause they felt
 "threatened" by a toy gun
 6
 78

 CK @cmkinmia 9h
 Replying to @samswey and
 @ReignOfApril
 Lots to unpack in that sentence:
 1. Black bodies are threatening at all
 times
 2. Police assigns immediate criminality
 to Black bodies, teaches this to the
 community.
 3. 18 years. Sure, Trump empowered
 Racists but this is America, just as it
 ever was, now with more video
odinsblog:

Please, don’t think for one minute that these white people aren’t knowingly endangering the black people they call the police on. They don’t live in caves. They’re fully aware of how black people get shot by police for the most minor “infractions”.

odinsblog: Please, don’t think for one minute that these white people aren’t knowingly endangering the black people they call the police...