He is a godsend
flowers in my quills
Them old folks be knowing
me_irl by azure_bliss
My book is a gold mine by LetThisNameBeFree
My biggest weakness by TomMcWeedy
with huge noses and over lined lips
I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES ...
My bets on Ross
Thank you, my vagina is now drier than the Sahara Desert
I’m not crying, you are
I’ll be on the @TODAYshow in the next hour, my eye maletas well moisturized but never gone https://t.co/M0qaVtXey9
My wife wanted to microwave rice in a sock to use as a heating pad. Turns out, we had no rice, but we had popcorn kernels. I really don’t kn...
my life is going by too quickly
Girls: Oh no, my dress doesn't match my shoes.
Apply topical cream to burnt area
Does it even make a difference tho?
My favorite joke
Real life soap opera
Telling mom, I am.
“Are you ever going to get a girlfriend?”
This Sunflower Necklace has a...
I’m watching uoy
there’s a future you cheering you on!
She is very supportive
A good day of sining the ABCs and colouring
I lover her so much!
I think I’m in love
Not a meme. I know. Just a line to my inbox should it be needed.
My life is a mess
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spend more time debating my answers than I should