I try to teach my kids a bit of everything, regardless of gender !
Can’t wait to say stories to my kids
(I have it on for my kids while I make pasta 🥴 I have 9 minutes to make pasta) https://t.co/CvGzEtvVVC
Gonna have some wild stories for my kids
My kids waiting for the bus today. Happy April fools day!
Gonna tell my kids these were the Dallas Cowboys https://t.co/A3We4LdkXK
This is how my kids be while being quarantined‼️😱👀 #ballislife https://t.co/zp6hV6ydZo
To build character, I make my kids stare at this for five minutes before they can use the Wi-Fi
My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in...
Hide and Seek
Works like a charm.
Wholesome Christmas tree man
You better watch out… Santa’s coming to town
Watch out for his jingle bells… by sva97ab
Me using printf to figure out what’s causing bugs in my code
Roasted by my new Boss today
My kids are going to be so excited on Christmas
Gonna tell my kids this was Jason Garrett https://t.co/2fGYXVN7SA
Gonna tell my kids these are the Dallas Cowboys... https://t.co/dvVo7gghLX
Supreme court justices, senators and governors
Zoomer right truly are despicable
“Nobody would give us a chance. We were in our early twenties. We had two young kids. We were working, but living ch...
Gonna tell my kids this is how Game of Thrones ended https://t.co/q9hJbhx8G1
they’re too overdone already
Let’s not get carried away
Gonna tell my kids that these are the New England Patriots https://t.co/tSGFvnRyvF
Gonna tell my kids this was Jameis Winston https://t.co/2ackjocVdM
This is good
I’m bringing together the entire Nickelodeon universe like the avengers of our childhoods https://t.co/1jlb244gvt
I’m telling my kids this was Mo Salah https://t.co/yLT9uHzkwM
The Warriors fell off hard. https://t.co/Z8ST7iyzbV
They did Draymond wrong 😂
(Via LakersHoopsPH/Twitter, @spiceadams) https://t.co/ZH7ywE08Yo
Me waking up to reddit this morning
Gonna tell my kids this is Cam Newton https://t.co/FJKEghigaU
“I can see the resemblance “
Gonna tell my kids this was a good quarterback https://t.co/X0hrwC6NRj