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My Mama: My mama asked me where I’m taking her out to eat for Mother’s Day. I told her “We got food at the house.” https://t.co/T7HElqCCzi

My Mama: My mama asked me where I’m taking her out to eat for Mother’s Day.

I told her “We got food at the house.” https://t.co/T7HElqCCzi

My Mama: My mama asked me where I’m taking her out to eat for Mother’s Day.

I told her “We got food at the house.” https://t.co/T7HElqCCzi

My mama asked me where I’m taking her out to eat for Mother’s Day. I told her “We got food at the house.” https://t.co/T7HElqCCzi

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked Feelin Good As HelI O @lizzo 2009 was the year my daddy died 2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to sleep on thanksgiving 2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the year I told my mama I can buy her a house Anything can happen in a decade Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything TIME ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR UZZD It’s your time now!

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked
Feelin Good As HelI O
@lizzo
2009 was the year my daddy died
2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to
sleep on thanksgiving
2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the
year I told my mama I can buy her a house
Anything can happen in a decade
Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything
TIME
ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR
UZZD
It’s your time now!

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked
Feelin Good As HelI O
@lizzo
2009 was the year my daddy died
2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to
sleep on thanksgiving
2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the
year I told my mama I can buy her a house
Anything can happen in a decade
Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything
TIME
ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR
UZZD
It’s your time now!

It’s your time now!

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked Feelin Good As HelI O @lizzo 2009 was the year my daddy died 2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to sleep on thanksgiving 2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the year I told my mama I can buy her a house Anything can happen in a decade Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything TIME ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR UZZD You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked
Feelin Good As HelI O
@lizzo
2009 was the year my daddy died
2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to
sleep on thanksgiving
2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the
year I told my mama I can buy her a house
Anything can happen in a decade
Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything
TIME
ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR
UZZD
You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked
Feelin Good As HelI O
@lizzo
2009 was the year my daddy died
2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to
sleep on thanksgiving
2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the
year I told my mama I can buy her a house
Anything can happen in a decade
Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything
TIME
ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR
UZZD
You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked Feelin Good As HelI O @lizzo 2009 was the year my daddy died 2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to sleep on thanksgiving 2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the year I told my mama I can buy her a house Anything can happen in a decade Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything TIME ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR UZZD You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year!

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked
Feelin Good As HelI O
@lizzo
2009 was the year my daddy died
2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to
sleep on thanksgiving
2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the
year I told my mama I can buy her a house
Anything can happen in a decade
Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything
TIME
ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR
UZZD
You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year!

My Mama: Big Boss and 6 others liked
Feelin Good As HelI O
@lizzo
2009 was the year my daddy died
2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to
sleep on thanksgiving
2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the
year I told my mama I can buy her a house
Anything can happen in a decade
Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything
TIME
ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR
UZZD
You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year!

You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year!

My Mama: #goodboofdaily @lilhasselhoff95 Old niggas needa stfu talm bout "i moved out my mama house when i was 17" bitch that was 1981 when apartments was 25 cents 4:47 pm 05 Sep 18 > Many Old people tryna shit on the youngdterd

My Mama: #goodboofdaily
@lilhasselhoff95
Old niggas needa stfu talm bout "i
moved out my mama house when
i was 17" bitch that was 1981
when apartments was 25 cents
4:47 pm 05 Sep 18
>
Many Old people tryna shit on the youngdterd

My Mama: #goodboofdaily
@lilhasselhoff95
Old niggas needa stfu talm bout "i
moved out my mama house when
i was 17" bitch that was 1981
when apartments was 25 cents
4:47 pm 05 Sep 18
>
Many Old people tryna shit on the youngdterd

Many Old people tryna shit on the youngdterd

My Mama: Leeroy. @lamKickz I made the mistake of showing my mama how to send text messages with effects and I've been getting slam effect messages all morning 11:06 25 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

My Mama: Leeroy.
@lamKickz
I made the mistake of showing my
mama how to send text messages
with effects and I've been getting
slam effect messages all morning
11:06 25 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

My Mama: Leeroy.
@lamKickz
I made the mistake of showing my
mama how to send text messages
with effects and I've been getting
slam effect messages all morning
11:06 25 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

My Mama: 1 hr Im a sophomore in college and now I'm finally able to fit the coat my mama said I was gone grow into in 6th grade לן Like Send in Messenger Comment I’ve been waiting on this day for years

My Mama: 1 hr
Im a sophomore in college and now I'm finally able to
fit the coat my mama said I was gone grow into in 6th
grade
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I’ve been waiting on this day for years

My Mama: 1 hr
Im a sophomore in college and now I'm finally able to
fit the coat my mama said I was gone grow into in 6th
grade
לן Like
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I’ve been waiting on this day for years

I’ve been waiting on this day for years

My Mama: $4mm4n.tumblr.com God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger's farm and he'd say "What's your name, boy?" and you'd take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply "Why I ain't got none, sir, on account of my mama passed on before she could give me one" and he'd tell you he's real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you'd tell him that you can't read nor even write neither but you're mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won't ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he'd keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain't got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you'd get to talkin and he'd throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he'd take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren't the whiskey what he were tryna savour meirl

My Mama: $4mm4n.tumblr.com
God I miss the days when you could
show up to a stranger's farm and he'd say
"What's your name, boy?" and you'd take
off your hat and hold it to your chest to
better let him see your face and reply
"Why I ain't got none, sir, on account of
my mama passed on before she could
give me one" and he'd tell you he's real
damn sorry to hear that and ask what he
can do you for and you'd tell him that you
can't read nor even write neither but you're
mighty good with horses and can mend
them fallen fence posts what you saw on
your way in and won't ask for nothing
much more than a hot meal and a warm
barn to sleep in and he'd keep his wife
and daughters inside but send his boy
who ain't got married yet even though
his mama tells him he needs a woman
out with a lantern and some stew at night
and the two of you'd get to talkin and
he'd throw you his flask to take a swig
from and watch you drinkin from it while
he leant against the door frame and when
he finally got called back on up to the
house again he'd take a sip from it too real
slow-like like it weren't the whiskey what
he were tryna savour
meirl

My Mama: $4mm4n.tumblr.com
God I miss the days when you could
show up to a stranger's farm and he'd say
"What's your name, boy?" and you'd take
off your hat and hold it to your chest to
better let him see your face and reply
"Why I ain't got none, sir, on account of
my mama passed on before she could
give me one" and he'd tell you he's real
damn sorry to hear that and ask what he
can do you for and you'd tell him that you
can't read nor even write neither but you're
mighty good with horses and can mend
them fallen fence posts what you saw on
your way in and won't ask for nothing
much more than a hot meal and a warm
barn to sleep in and he'd keep his wife
and daughters inside but send his boy
who ain't got married yet even though
his mama tells him he needs a woman
out with a lantern and some stew at night
and the two of you'd get to talkin and
he'd throw you his flask to take a swig
from and watch you drinkin from it while
he leant against the door frame and when
he finally got called back on up to the
house again he'd take a sip from it too real
slow-like like it weren't the whiskey what
he were tryna savour
meirl

meirl

My Mama: According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made us do household jobs, go to church, and go to school. Gave us a curfew and whooped our bottom when we did wrong, they even made us go get the switch that they used on us. They put food on the table and we were expected to eat it. They put clothes on our backs and we were expected to wear them. They suggested we get a job and work for the things that we wanted. They insisted that we do our best at school, at our job, and to take pride in our work. We grew up with morals, a good work ethic, and respect for the law and our elders. I thank God every day for my Mama and Daddy! <3

My Mama: According to the younger generation,
my mama and daddy were apparently
abusive to us when we were children.
We were scared to get in trouble. They
made us do household jobs, go to church,
and go to school. Gave us a curfew and
whooped our bottom when we did wrong,
they even made us go get the switch that
they used on us. They put food on the table
and we were expected to eat it. They put
clothes on our backs and we were
expected to wear them. They suggested
we get a job and work for the things that
we wanted. They insisted that we do our
best at school, at our job, and to take pride
in our work. We grew up with morals, a
good work ethic, and respect for the law
and our elders. I thank God every day
for my Mama and Daddy!
<3

My Mama: According to the younger generation,
my mama and daddy were apparently
abusive to us when we were children.
We were scared to get in trouble. They
made us do household jobs, go to church,
and go to school. Gave us a curfew and
whooped our bottom when we did wrong,
they even made us go get the switch that
they used on us. They put food on the table
and we were expected to eat it. They put
clothes on our backs and we were
expected to wear them. They suggested
we get a job and work for the things that
we wanted. They insisted that we do our
best at school, at our job, and to take pride
in our work. We grew up with morals, a
good work ethic, and respect for the law
and our elders. I thank God every day
for my Mama and Daddy!
<3

<3

My Mama: AZ MNSBEPIES No Cricke Sandwhichs On My Mama My local Popeyes’ has had ENOUGH!! 🤣🤣

My Mama: AZ MNSBEPIES
No Cricke
Sandwhichs
On My Mama
My local Popeyes’ has had ENOUGH!! 🤣🤣

My Mama: AZ MNSBEPIES
No Cricke
Sandwhichs
On My Mama
My local Popeyes’ has had ENOUGH!! 🤣🤣

My local Popeyes’ has had ENOUGH!! 🤣🤣

My Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+ 22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll Boss Orangie Yesterday at 9:59 PM . I be scared to be on FaceTime because my mama yell at me to much Like Sh Comment On me Send a chat CHAT

My Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+
22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll
Boss Orangie
Yesterday at 9:59 PM
.
I be scared to be on FaceTime
because my mama yell at me to
much
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My Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+
22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll
Boss Orangie
Yesterday at 9:59 PM
.
I be scared to be on FaceTime
because my mama yell at me to
much
Like
Sh
Comment
On me
Send a chat
CHAT

My Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+ 22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll Boss Orangie Yesterday at 9:59 PM . I be scared to be on FaceTime because my mama yell at me to much Like Sh Comment On me Send a chat CHAT

My Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+
22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll
Boss Orangie
Yesterday at 9:59 PM
.
I be scared to be on FaceTime
because my mama yell at me to
much
Like
Sh
Comment
On me
Send a chat
CHAT

My Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+
22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll
Boss Orangie
Yesterday at 9:59 PM
.
I be scared to be on FaceTime
because my mama yell at me to
much
Like
Sh
Comment
On me
Send a chat
CHAT

My Mama: jabura some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it'll be picked up that's what the cleaners are paid for me: my mama said we can't be friends anymore effective right now immediately This is symptomatic of a very specific kind of upbringing..

My Mama: jabura
some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it'll be
picked up that's what the cleaners are paid for
me: my mama said we can't be friends anymore
effective right now immediately
This is symptomatic of a very specific kind of upbringing..

My Mama: jabura
some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it'll be
picked up that's what the cleaners are paid for
me: my mama said we can't be friends anymore
effective right now immediately
This is symptomatic of a very specific kind of upbringing..

This is symptomatic of a very specific kind of upbringing..

My Mama: Keyarah 12h ago from Camera Roll Explore tooolittspammm Follow Mook Dook Eason 16 mins Never Had No Babysitter My Mama Said Lock My Doe & Dor Open It For Nobody!! O 22 3 Comments 1 Like Sh Comment 700 389 likes tooolittspammm Facts! for more (follow me ) #explorepage #explore @tooolittspammm View all 2 comments 37 MINUTES AGO BASED ON POSTS YOU SAVED dabaddestbarbies Follow

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Never Had No Babysitter My
Mama Said Lock My Doe & Dor
Open It For Nobody!!
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16 mins
Never Had No Babysitter My
Mama Said Lock My Doe & Dor
Open It For Nobody!!
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12h ago from Camera Roll
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16 mins
Never Had No Babysitter My
Mama Said Lock My Doe & Dor
Open It For Nobody!!
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12h ago from Camera Roll
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tooolittspammm Follow
Mook Dook Eason
16 mins
Never Had No Babysitter My
Mama Said Lock My Doe & Dor
Open It For Nobody!!
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My Mama: JUST A REMINDER THAT THIS3 B ACTUALLY HAPPENED 6-8-10 5353 /6 COLUMBUS, OH 43220 03164410287 A YOURE WELCOME My Mama has this exact pattern and I rocked several of these bad boys back in the day 😂

My Mama: JUST A REMINDER THAT THIS3
B
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
6-8-10
5353 /6
COLUMBUS, OH 43220
03164410287
A
YOURE WELCOME
My Mama has this exact pattern and I rocked several of these bad boys back in the day 😂

My Mama: JUST A REMINDER THAT THIS3
B
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
6-8-10
5353 /6
COLUMBUS, OH 43220
03164410287
A
YOURE WELCOME
My Mama has this exact pattern and I rocked several of these bad boys back in the day 😂

My Mama has this exact pattern and I rocked several of these bad boys back in the day 😂

My Mama: Rara Page < Sunday at 10:05 PM Y'all 13 and 14 wearing lashes? MY MAMA WOULD NEVERRR Like Share Comment e0129 4,614 shares View previous comments...

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My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé @blackdevushka As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me l wouldn't know nor give a fuck 17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for iPhone 104K Retweets 310K Likes 30-minute-memes: As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
30-minute-memes:

As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
30-minute-memes:

As an ex fetus, I agree

30-minute-memes: As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé @blackdevushka As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me l wouldn't know nor give a fuck 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 (credit & consent: blackdevushka)

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 (credit & consent: blackdevushka)

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 (credit & consent: blackdevushka)

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 (credit & consent: blackdevushka)

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé @blackdevushka As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me l wouldn't know nor give a fuck 17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for iPhone 104K Retweets 310K Likes As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree

As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé @blackdevushka As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me l wouldn't know nor give a fuck 17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for iPhone 104K Retweets 310K Likes As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree

As an ex fetus, I agree

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé @blackdevushka As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me l wouldn't know nor give a fuck 17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for iPhone 104K Retweets 310K Likes As an ex fetus, I agree (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

As an ex fetus, I agree (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé @blackdevushka As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me l wouldn't know nor give a fuck 17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for iPhone 104K Retweets 310K Likes As an ex fetus, I agree by bestoneyetforreal MORE MEMES

My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree by bestoneyetforreal
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My Mama: lowbudgetbeyoncé
@blackdevushka
As an ex fetus I can assure you that if
my mama aborted me l wouldn't know
nor give a fuck
17:06 -16/05/2019 from San Diego, CA Twitter for
iPhone
104K Retweets 310K Likes
As an ex fetus, I agree by bestoneyetforreal
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As an ex fetus, I agree by bestoneyetforreal MORE MEMES

My Mama: ichabod-stole-my-tardis: enernies-with-benefits: When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with "please, Mom?" I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should have a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that. Dude. Family life on point.

My Mama: ichabod-stole-my-tardis:
enernies-with-benefits:
When i was a kid my mom and i had a
code word to let her know when i
needed her to say no. For instance if a
kid at school asked me to come over
and stay the night but i really didnt want
to, id call my mama and ask her, and
then end it with "please, Mom?" I never
call my mama Mom, just Mama or
Moomoo, so she would know
immediately to say that I was grounded
or had too much homework or some
other bullshit. We also had a system the
other way around, so if i called her to
see how her date was going and she
needed an out, she would call me
babydoll and id tell her i heard scary
noises and was frightened and needed
her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family
should have a system of codes to keep
them safe. Go do that.
Dude. Family life on point.

My Mama: ichabod-stole-my-tardis:
enernies-with-benefits:
When i was a kid my mom and i had a
code word to let her know when i
needed her to say no. For instance if a
kid at school asked me to come over
and stay the night but i really didnt want
to, id call my mama and ask her, and
then end it with "please, Mom?" I never
call my mama Mom, just Mama or
Moomoo, so she would know
immediately to say that I was grounded
or had too much homework or some
other bullshit. We also had a system the
other way around, so if i called her to
see how her date was going and she
needed an out, she would call me
babydoll and id tell her i heard scary
noises and was frightened and needed
her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family
should have a system of codes to keep
them safe. Go do that.
Dude. Family life on point.

My Mama: MisterCap @TortskiDatWay8 Me looking at the mf that honked at my Mama Mfs done activated my sharingan by boostersgold FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

My Mama: MisterCap
@TortskiDatWay8
Me looking at the mf that honked at my
Mama
Mfs done activated my sharingan by boostersgold
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

My Mama: MisterCap
@TortskiDatWay8
Me looking at the mf that honked at my
Mama
Mfs done activated my sharingan by boostersgold
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Mfs done activated my sharingan by boostersgold FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

My Mama: Lil Forrest Pump (2018) adam.the.creator CO6 88 My mama always said, Eskettitttttt Forrest...Forrest Pump (Via @adam.the.creator) @worldstar WSHH Forrest Pump by d4nkkkk FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

My Mama: Lil Forrest Pump (2018)
adam.the.creator
CO6 88
My mama always said, Eskettitttttt
Forrest...Forrest Pump
(Via @adam.the.creator)
@worldstar WSHH
Forrest Pump by d4nkkkk
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

My Mama: Lil Forrest Pump (2018)
adam.the.creator
CO6 88
My mama always said, Eskettitttttt
Forrest...Forrest Pump
(Via @adam.the.creator)
@worldstar WSHH
Forrest Pump by d4nkkkk
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Forrest Pump by d4nkkkk FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

My Mama: edgarsucks: crentist: This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. Sweet, sweet memories of my mama boilin’ corn…

My Mama: edgarsucks:

crentist:
This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny.
Sweet, sweet memories of my mama boilin’ corn…

My Mama: edgarsucks:

crentist:
This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny.
Sweet, sweet memories of my mama boilin’ corn…

edgarsucks: crentist: This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whateve...

My Mama: tumblr vs facebook "My mama al- Il you con't fin you best find facebook is full of people I know and avoid. zachlilley: markruffalo: ourpizzagang: Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x) Tee he he Holy shit I was on Mark Ruffalo’s blog GUESS THIS POST HULK SMASHED

My Mama: tumblr vs facebook

"My mama al-
Il you con't fin
you best find
facebook is full of people
I know and avoid.
zachlilley:

markruffalo:

ourpizzagang:

Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x)

Tee he he

Holy shit I was on Mark Ruffalo’s blog
GUESS THIS POST HULK SMASHED

My Mama: tumblr vs facebook

"My mama al-
Il you con't fin
you best find
facebook is full of people
I know and avoid.
zachlilley:

markruffalo:

ourpizzagang:

Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x)

Tee he he

Holy shit I was on Mark Ruffalo’s blog
GUESS THIS POST HULK SMASHED

zachlilley: markruffalo: ourpizzagang: Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x) Tee he he Holy shit I was on Mark Ruffalo’s blog GUESS THIS POST HULK...

My Mama: Jnstagam macklemore O13h 220,099 likes macklemore Young me.... Photo by my mama cradily: throwback to when macklemore was gay

My Mama: Jnstagam
macklemore
O13h
220,099 likes
macklemore Young me.... Photo by my mama
cradily:

throwback to when macklemore was gay

My Mama: Jnstagam
macklemore
O13h
220,099 likes
macklemore Young me.... Photo by my mama
cradily:

throwback to when macklemore was gay

cradily: throwback to when macklemore was gay