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my mom: i showed my mom, she didn’t get it
my mom: i showed my mom, she didn’t get it

i showed my mom, she didn’t get it

my mom: My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be in place. This is what she rolled up to this morning.
my mom: My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be in place. This is what she rolled up to this morning.

My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be...

my mom: I love my mom
my mom: I love my mom

I love my mom

my mom: Proof that my mom isn’t the only woman that thinks I’m handsome
my mom: Proof that my mom isn’t the only woman that thinks I’m handsome

Proof that my mom isn’t the only woman that thinks I’m handsome

my mom: justcatposts: “My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally” (via)
my mom: justcatposts:

“My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally” (via)

justcatposts: “My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera final...

my mom: My dad got bored shopping with my mom and sent me this
my mom: My dad got bored shopping with my mom and sent me this

My dad got bored shopping with my mom and sent me this

my mom: My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus
my mom: My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

my mom: Fifty memes I sent my mom
my mom: Fifty memes I sent my mom

Fifty memes I sent my mom

my mom: My mom’s a milf so think of me as an investment
my mom: My mom’s a milf so think of me as an investment

My mom’s a milf so think of me as an investment

my mom: awesomacious: I just made it and sent it to my Mom.
my mom: awesomacious:

I just made it and sent it to my Mom.

awesomacious: I just made it and sent it to my Mom.

my mom: My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus
my mom: My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

my mom: My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus
my mom: My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

my mom: Showing my mom a funny video
my mom: Showing my mom a funny video

Showing my mom a funny video

my mom: Showing my mom a funny video
my mom: Showing my mom a funny video

Showing my mom a funny video

my mom: Some day I’m gonna be a man like my mom. by Lindahunn9 MORE MEMES
my mom: Some day I’m gonna be a man like my mom. by Lindahunn9
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Some day I’m gonna be a man like my mom. by Lindahunn9 MORE MEMES

my mom: Jokingly wrote ‘Toys for Andrew’ on my mom’s grocery list. I’m 21 years old.
my mom: Jokingly wrote ‘Toys for Andrew’ on my mom’s grocery list. I’m 21 years old.

Jokingly wrote ‘Toys for Andrew’ on my mom’s grocery list. I’m 21 years old.

my mom: Jokingly wrote ‘Toys for Andrew’ on my mom’s grocery list. I’m 21 years old.
my mom: Jokingly wrote ‘Toys for Andrew’ on my mom’s grocery list. I’m 21 years old.

Jokingly wrote ‘Toys for Andrew’ on my mom’s grocery list. I’m 21 years old.

my mom: This is how my mom is currently doing her virtual interview. Almost every inch of her computer screen aside from the camera is covered in her resume and notes.
my mom: This is how my mom is currently doing her virtual interview. Almost every inch of her computer screen aside from the camera is covered in her resume and notes.

This is how my mom is currently doing her virtual interview. Almost every inch of her computer screen aside from the camera is covered in...

my mom: “My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”(Source)
my mom: “My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”(Source)

“My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”(Source)

my mom: My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.
my mom: My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.

My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.

my mom: My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.
my mom: My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.

My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.

my mom: When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff
my mom: When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff

When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff

my mom: Yo guys who is Joe and why does he know my mom?
my mom: Yo guys who is Joe and why does he know my mom?

Yo guys who is Joe and why does he know my mom?

my mom: Yo guys who is Joe and why does he know my mom? by _jun_yi_ MORE MEMES
my mom: Yo guys who is Joe and why does he know my mom? by _jun_yi_
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Yo guys who is Joe and why does he know my mom? by _jun_yi_ MORE MEMES

my mom: Every morning my mom to me…
my mom: Every morning my mom to me…

Every morning my mom to me…

my mom: This is the best photo my mom ever took of me.
my mom: This is the best photo my mom ever took of me.

This is the best photo my mom ever took of me.

my mom: sonneillonv: violent-cisbian: lesbianplayinanimalcrossing: violent-cisbian: thevirginmaryswomb: radcybergoth: blackswallowtailbutterfly: ryderdai: the-pump-king: morphimus: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: queen-of-dirt: charlesoberonn: notaboyscout: charlesoberonn: memory-thought: charlesoberonn: updogonline: It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong. I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. You can see the inside of the cardboard though. This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set. it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door. I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal. American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last. Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls. Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood. Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that. Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is. Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes. Read this article. https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality Then watch this video. Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself. It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,? No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on. Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily. why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood? I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam. Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it. You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.   Needless to say I’m having it replaced. -laughs in solid wooden door-
my mom: sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailbutterfly:


ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.  
Needless to say I’m having it replaced.



-laughs in solid wooden door-

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my mom: After decades of teasing my mom for her obsession with Purel and Clorox wipes by JumpOrJerkOff MORE MEMES
my mom: After decades of teasing my mom for her obsession with Purel and Clorox wipes by JumpOrJerkOff
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After decades of teasing my mom for her obsession with Purel and Clorox wipes by JumpOrJerkOff MORE MEMES

my mom: This is totally my mom
my mom: This is totally my mom

This is totally my mom

my mom: My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.
my mom: My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

my mom: My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.
my mom: My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

my mom: sorry guys, my mom said no. by QuirkArsonist MORE MEMES
my mom: sorry guys, my mom said no. by QuirkArsonist
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my mom: sorry guys, my mom said no.
my mom: sorry guys, my mom said no.

sorry guys, my mom said no.

my mom: strawberryoverlord: bl-uefish: kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow: void-of-erebos: lil-dane: dedmemehehe: official-lucifers-child: tim-tam-the-himbo-man: a-fools-love: drabbles-and-daydreams: justsomebandomtrash: pink-punk-metal: champawattigress: lizziedoesvetpath: gettingvetted: wuackamole: rimmymftim: the-bi-man-cometh: sassymccoy: i-chew-on-pushpins: sirfrogsworth: 3.944 cubits. Third grocery store shelf from the top I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes About 1 Billy Joel. taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else Just a little too long for my bed 18 hands Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber. taller than every member of fall out boy  If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings I am 2 capybara’s tall I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets at least 5 hands about 1 my mom slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing. im 0.000978535 miles tall I’m a little over 12 pens tall 1 foot shorter than Master Chief
my mom: strawberryoverlord:

bl-uefish:

kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow:
void-of-erebos:


lil-dane:


dedmemehehe:


official-lucifers-child:


tim-tam-the-himbo-man:

a-fools-love:

drabbles-and-daydreams:

justsomebandomtrash:


pink-punk-metal:


champawattigress:

lizziedoesvetpath:

gettingvetted:


wuackamole:

rimmymftim:


the-bi-man-cometh:


sassymccoy:

i-chew-on-pushpins:


sirfrogsworth:

3.944 cubits.


Third grocery store shelf from the top



I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes 

About 1 Billy Joel.



taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else



Just a little too long for my bed

18 hands



Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat

Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber.

taller than every member of fall out boy 



If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling 



I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings 

I am 2 capybara’s tall

I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets

at least 5 hands



about 1 my mom 



slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child 



I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out



I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing.

im 0.000978535 miles tall


I’m a little over 12 pens tall


1 foot shorter than Master Chief

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my mom: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
my mom: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

my mom: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true by YungDapperDick MORE MEMES
my mom: But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true by YungDapperDick
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my mom: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.
my mom: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

my mom: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.
my mom: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

my mom: My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour, my parents are great.
my mom: My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour, my parents are great.

My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour...

my mom: How my mom sees me
my mom: How my mom sees me

How my mom sees me

my mom: How my mom sees me by young_boss27 MORE MEMES
my mom: How my mom sees me by young_boss27
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How my mom sees me by young_boss27 MORE MEMES