Got em! 😂😂
That’s why I can never live with a roommate because I don’t want them messing up my mess. I consider myself a super organised messy person. ...
He must be a comedian or some shit • 👉Follow me @no_chillbruh for more
Dunno what bit of Hamilton I re-wrote on this day in 2015 but I was well pleased with myself. https://t.co/wHFXnSRTsr
me on a date w/ myself on valentine's day https://t.co/t9Z5bdbhax
Facts 😂💯 WSHH
True AF 🔥 FOLLOW US➡️ @so.mexican
Me admiring myself for the rest of the year https://t.co/BVGycuIXaB
Gotta keep reminding myself the last thing i want is a nagging ass bf who constantly says “where are you?”
Me admiring myself for the rest of the year https://t.co/ICkhzguNbF
Lemme ride you and hate myself
@british_laughs cracks me up every fucking time😂
Do y'all agree with T-Pain?! 🤔😂 https://t.co/cA21YciDzf
Do y'all agree with TPain?! 🤔😂 WSHH
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THIS NI🅱️🅱️A EATIN BEANS LMFAOOOOO
me when i was 15 years old manning the restaurant by myself at 3:30 PM, not expecting anyone to come in, and playing league of legends behin...
Surround yourself with people that drink
I would’ve kms myself
Mookie was a legend 😂 https://t.co/r6vmJj4RmV
A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Bro...
When ya got it sometimes you gotta flaunt it 😂 (@blessing_awodibu)
rt to save a life https://t.co/MnFtImLYr6
The best orgasm I’ve ever had.... has been with myself @violetbens0n u da real MVP.
PresidentTrump tweeted about his meeting with Senators about DACA yesterday which he reportedly said “Why do we want all these people from s...
Oh sh*t 😫😫😫 @fuck_cardio
why did i do this to myself 😝
Ill give myself 6 months 🤔 Via @freetomeme
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Man I ain’t ready 😂😭😫