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Facts, Family, and Life: Erin Biba Following @erinbiba National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! In real life, Simba's mom would be running the pride A lion expert breaks down lion family dynamics. nationalgeographic.com 10:31 AM - 8 Jul 2019 Erin Biba@erinbiba 8h When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world's leading lion researchers, to talk about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he's been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out. t 186 1.5K Erin Biba@erinbiba 8h Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule. elodieunderglass: profeminist: profeminist: “National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!!  When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out. Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.” - Erin Biba‏  In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride UPDATE: “Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.” -  Erin Biba  Hey that last one is a Mood
Facts, Family, and Life: Erin Biba
 Following
 @erinbiba
 National Geographic called me and
 asked me to write the feminist facts
 about how The Lion King gets lion pride
 dynamics all wrong. I happily complied.
 Lions are matrilineal!!
 In real life, Simba's mom would be running the pride
 A lion expert breaks down lion family dynamics.
 nationalgeographic.com
 10:31 AM - 8 Jul 2019

 Erin Biba@erinbiba 8h
 When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world's leading lion researchers, to
 talk about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost
 instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he's been waiting for someone to ask
 him this question since the original film came out.
 t 186
 1.5K
 Erin Biba@erinbiba 8h
 Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be
 holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would
 have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would
 have carved out a territory for her to rule.
elodieunderglass:
profeminist:

profeminist:



“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 
When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.
Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”


- Erin Biba‏ 


In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride



UPDATE:


“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real):

-Watched The Lion King DVD extras
-Read a textbook 25 years ago
-Has been to the zoo
-Everyone just knows




If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”
-  Erin Biba 


Hey that last one is a Mood

elodieunderglass: profeminist: profeminist: “National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion K...

Love, Memes, and 🤖: Type @ and the first person that pops up gets me as their valentine’s gift 🎁 Love, Nala
Love, Memes, and 🤖: Type @ and the first person that pops up gets me as their valentine’s gift 🎁 Love, Nala

Type @ and the first person that pops up gets me as their valentine’s gift 🎁 Love, Nala

Puppy, Husband, and Thought: My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..
Puppy, Husband, and Thought: My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..

My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..

Puppy, Husband, and Thought: My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..
Puppy, Husband, and Thought: My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..

My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..

Husky, Today, and Nala: My husky mix, adopted 2 years ago today
Husky, Today, and Nala: My husky mix, adopted 2 years ago today

My husky mix, adopted 2 years ago today

Ass, Fresh, and Girls: u/coltsfanca 16h imgur Two years ago today, Nala fell asleep on the scale at her first visit to the vet... l- So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying “Can we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is gonna taste the same at the beginning of the night and the end, regardless of freshening up 😂. Like ur jus playin around right 😭👀 . unless I hit the gym and run 3 miles i feel like it's pretty much the same.” To which I replied: “If you been Wildin all night on rooftop bars with your girls on a hot breezy evening the Punani smell gon be shkronger ❤️😍” to which she replied “😂😂😂 even if I don't wear underwear ? asking for a friend”. See this is why I love my followers 😍 y’all constantly force to engage in critical thinking 🤔 and test my theories 😂. Yes. Correct. Skirt or dress + no panties + showered Punani to start off with = this is what scientists call Convertible Nani the air circulation is such that the wind hits your smooth, freshly shaven legs and ricochets upward traveling northwardly betwixt the thighs gently kissing and caressing the Nani windwardly and (1) drying any accumulated moisture, and (2) whisking away any skrong marinade perfumery. I can actually attest to this. It’s fascinating. Basically if u play yo cards right and didn’t drink a gallon of alcohol at the pre party to where u gotta pee nine times at the bar straddling that nasty ass God forsaken toilet, u can actually maintain a remarkably farm-fresh non-GMO organically local grown Nani. I stand corrected 😍❤️😂😂😂
Ass, Fresh, and Girls: u/coltsfanca 16h imgur
 Two years ago today, Nala fell asleep on the
 scale at her first visit to the vet...
 l-
So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying “Can we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is gonna taste the same at the beginning of the night and the end, regardless of freshening up 😂. Like ur jus playin around right 😭👀 . unless I hit the gym and run 3 miles i feel like it's pretty much the same.” To which I replied: “If you been Wildin all night on rooftop bars with your girls on a hot breezy evening the Punani smell gon be shkronger ❤️😍” to which she replied “😂😂😂 even if I don't wear underwear ? asking for a friend”. See this is why I love my followers 😍 y’all constantly force to engage in critical thinking 🤔 and test my theories 😂. Yes. Correct. Skirt or dress + no panties + showered Punani to start off with = this is what scientists call Convertible Nani the air circulation is such that the wind hits your smooth, freshly shaven legs and ricochets upward traveling northwardly betwixt the thighs gently kissing and caressing the Nani windwardly and (1) drying any accumulated moisture, and (2) whisking away any skrong marinade perfumery. I can actually attest to this. It’s fascinating. Basically if u play yo cards right and didn’t drink a gallon of alcohol at the pre party to where u gotta pee nine times at the bar straddling that nasty ass God forsaken toilet, u can actually maintain a remarkably farm-fresh non-GMO organically local grown Nani. I stand corrected 😍❤️😂😂😂

So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying “Can we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is g...