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Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and yโ€™all can respond. Imma even help yโ€™all with ya responses ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smashโ€™s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ. Potential reply No. 1: โ€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ thatโ€™s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ โ€˜bless up ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ LOVED ๐Ÿ‘ DOGS ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ MUCH ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ WOULD ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ DOG ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. Wait do he got a dog? ๐Ÿค” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs ๐Ÿค” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. (Howโ€™d I do? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜)
Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny
 piggy
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and yโ€™all can respond. Imma even help yโ€™all with ya responses ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smashโ€™s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ. Potential reply No. 1: โ€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ thatโ€™s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ โ€˜bless up ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ LOVED ๐Ÿ‘ DOGS ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ MUCH ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ WOULD ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ DOG ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. Wait do he got a dog? ๐Ÿค” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs ๐Ÿค” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. (Howโ€™d I do? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜)

Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. Bu...

Bad, Club, and Fire: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>
Bad, Club, and Fire: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>...

Af, Bad, and Dude: 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck ls Trash @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises that give out orgasms like free lunch. Every dude is well endowed and knows what they're doing, and if they're allowed to gas you, they all will tell you how nasty they are and how their skully (oral sex ) game is beasty. Somehow, women buy that wolf and soon realize the d*ck is wack AF. By that time, it's too late and an L has been bestowed upon her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Word to the wise: dudes with a village of kids usually have good d*ck. Not to mention, if he doesn't say anything about his performance outside of "I know me and I'm good at what I do,โ€ you about to get the most phenomenal d*ck of your life. Don't question me. Just accept the facts, lol. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Anyhoo, here are the top reasons the d*ck is wack AF. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 1. She is allergic to shellfish. That little shrimp is only tickling her labia. If she doesn't gasp when you put it in-It's wack. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 2. And if you have length, you're missing girth. Women donโ€™t want to bust a vein trying to grip your pencil d*ck. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 3. You make too much noise. Yeah, she knows you are swimming in ecstasy, but right now she's drowning in your theatrics. It's bad enough your d*ck is small, but the noise is stopping her from concentrating on gripping your vienna and climaxing. The sh*t is hard work. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 4. Eating is not literal. Your pregame is horrid. Youโ€™re either eating vagina like a cat licking milk or you about to give her a total hysterectomy. There are nerves down there sir. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 5. Mentioning nerves. Stop trying to beat her walls down or rupture her cervix. She needs all components. That hurts like hell. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 6. And if you're a decent size, you are Thumper the Quick Pumper. She just slid on your manhood and it's over already. I'm pretty sure paint drying would be more gratifying. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 7. And let's not get into how boring you are in bed. It's the same two ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Af, Bad, and Dude: 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck ls Trash
 @balleralert
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises that give out orgasms like free lunch. Every dude is well endowed and knows what they're doing, and if they're allowed to gas you, they all will tell you how nasty they are and how their skully (oral sex ) game is beasty. Somehow, women buy that wolf and soon realize the d*ck is wack AF. By that time, it's too late and an L has been bestowed upon her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Word to the wise: dudes with a village of kids usually have good d*ck. Not to mention, if he doesn't say anything about his performance outside of "I know me and I'm good at what I do,โ€ you about to get the most phenomenal d*ck of your life. Don't question me. Just accept the facts, lol. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Anyhoo, here are the top reasons the d*ck is wack AF. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 1. She is allergic to shellfish. That little shrimp is only tickling her labia. If she doesn't gasp when you put it in-It's wack. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 2. And if you have length, you're missing girth. Women donโ€™t want to bust a vein trying to grip your pencil d*ck. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 3. You make too much noise. Yeah, she knows you are swimming in ecstasy, but right now she's drowning in your theatrics. It's bad enough your d*ck is small, but the noise is stopping her from concentrating on gripping your vienna and climaxing. The sh*t is hard work. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 4. Eating is not literal. Your pregame is horrid. Youโ€™re either eating vagina like a cat licking milk or you about to give her a total hysterectomy. There are nerves down there sir. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 5. Mentioning nerves. Stop trying to beat her walls down or rupture her cervix. She needs all components. That hurts like hell. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 6. And if you're a decent size, you are Thumper the Quick Pumper. She just slid on your manhood and it's over already. I'm pretty sure paint drying would be more gratifying. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 7. And let's not get into how boring you are in bed. It's the same two ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises tha...