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Dancing, Funny, and Hello: ovAT Guest Messaging Poverni WINNING WITHc streaming entertain controls in the Hitton For our Guests. Hiltor leader at giving them want with a groat usor Honors member unto even lets them control fext me anfime Guests are often tired and frustrated with their travel experience by the time they reach our hotels We work to ease this frustration by delivering true hospitality and giving them choice and control in the palim of their hands Now Guests to discuss any needs, wants or issues WINNING WITH H can message the hotel directly problomresolution, and Good ahemoon, M Sanchez Welcome to the Embassy Suites Downtowe Were glad youllbe tayrg wthus Please,let us know there's nything we can do for you during you sta-Dar p they are being heard and e or satisfaction issue, is being Guests have peace of mind their request whether a addressed Visual and text no s being formmulsted or help is c on average SSALT ft n For our owners, they wi the best at giving their efficiency and producti their team take care of CanI have a pictue of Lionel Rechie on my nightsrand next to s it carle and at least a 95 We'l see what we can do for you,ie see wtut bust checking in-how s your stay ooing so tar? Feel free to reply back mean aer that Sheine-L Riche Helel Was that what you peen ne Text Message Today 2:31 PM Good afternoon Mr. Sanchez Welcome to the Embassy Suites Downtown. We're glad you'll be staying with us. Please, let us know if there's anything we can do for you. during your stay. -Dani Can I have a picture of Lionel Richie on my nightstand next to a lit candle and at least a 95 point Chardonnay? We'll see what we can do for you sir. -Dani ILLIAM HARDONNA Today 12:23 PM Just checking in--how is your stay going so far? Feel free to reply back with a 1-10 (10 being excellent). Have a great day! -Dani I mean after that Shrine-L Richie, it's clearly an 11. Thanks Dani! Hello! Was that what you were looking for? Dani Well played, Dani. I apologize if you find footprints on the ceiling of my room. I spent the evening dancing on it. I sent Hilton a text request to build me a shrine to Lionel Richie in my room. They did, and now they're using it in their promotional materials. They even built a replica of the shrine.
Dancing, Funny, and Hello: ovAT
 Guest
 Messaging
 Poverni
 WINNING WITHc
 streaming entertain
 controls in the Hitton
 For our Guests. Hiltor
 leader at giving them
 want with a groat usor
 Honors member unto
 even lets them control
 fext me
 anfime
 Guests are often tired and frustrated with their travel experience
 by the time they reach our hotels We work to ease this frustration
 by delivering true hospitality and giving them choice and control in
 the palim of their hands Now Guests
 to discuss any needs, wants or issues
 WINNING WITH H
 can message the hotel directly
 problomresolution, and
 Good ahemoon, M Sanchez
 Welcome to the Embassy Suites
 Downtowe Were glad youllbe
 tayrg wthus Please,let us know
 there's nything we can do for you
 during you sta-Dar
 p
 they are being heard and
 e or satisfaction issue, is being
 Guests have peace of mind
 their request whether a
 addressed Visual and text no
 s being formmulsted or help is c
 on average SSALT ft
 n
 For our owners, they wi
 the best at giving their
 efficiency and producti
 their team take care of
 CanI have a pictue of Lionel
 Rechie on my nightsrand next to
 s it carle and at least a 95
 We'l see what we can do for you,ie
 see wtut
 bust checking in-how s your stay
 ooing so tar? Feel free to reply back
 mean aer that Sheine-L Riche
 Helel Was that what you
 peen ne

 Text Message
 Today 2:31 PM
 Good afternoon Mr. Sanchez
 Welcome to the Embassy
 Suites Downtown. We're glad
 you'll be staying with us.
 Please, let us know if there's
 anything we can do for you.
 during your stay. -Dani
 Can I have a picture of Lionel
 Richie on my nightstand next to
 a lit candle and at least a 95
 point Chardonnay?
 We'll see what we can do for
 you sir.
 -Dani

 ILLIAM
 HARDONNA

 Today 12:23 PM
 Just checking in--how is your
 stay going so far? Feel free to
 reply back with a 1-10 (10
 being excellent). Have a great
 day! -Dani
 I mean after that Shrine-L
 Richie, it's clearly an 11. Thanks
 Dani!
 Hello! Was that what you were
 looking for?
 Dani
 Well played, Dani. I apologize if
 you find footprints on the
 ceiling of my room. I spent the
 evening dancing on it.
I sent Hilton a text request to build me a shrine to Lionel Richie in my room. They did, and now they're using it in their promotional materials. They even built a replica of the shrine.

I sent Hilton a text request to build me a shrine to Lionel Richie in my room. They did, and now they're using it in their promotional mater...

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107 6 min. ago .. 30 year old NEET wake up at 2pm had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room 102.0 kB JPG waddle downstairs to check GBP board wait a minute to catch my breath before l look just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce! legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disqusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you'" she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy thanks mummy do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further high-chair finally breaks from my heft causes me to have another accident mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am mfw Anon is a dissapointment
Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107
 6 min. ago ..
 30 year old NEET
 wake up at 2pm
 had accident in sleep which I rolled
 around in
 grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
 best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
 tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
 plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
 and piss bottles in my room
 102.0 kB JPG
 waddle downstairs to check GBP board
 wait a minute to catch my breath before l
 look
 just enough Good Boy Points for some
 tendies and sauce!
 legs buckle under own weight
 roll myself into the living room where
 mummy is watching her favorite soap
 opera
 "mummy mummy I have enough Good
 Boy Points for some tendies!"
 >she turns to me with the most disqusting
 look on her face while I lay flat on the
 ground stuggling to get up
 "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
 tendies for you'"
 she struggles to go to the kitchen without
 vomitting from the smell and sight of my
 obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
 she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
 after letting the oven heat up as she begins
 to cry into the sink

 I roll over and pull myself up to my high
 chair that starts to creak as I sit down
 have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
 coloring book to occupy me while I wait
 the tendies are finally done and she puts
 them on my plate
 she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
 mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
 over my plate
 I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
 eat them along with the vomit
 "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
 thanks mummy
 do my best to muster a smile but the rows
 of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
 further
 high-chair finally breaks from my heft
 causes me to have another accident
 mum runs away to her room, sobbing
 uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
 I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
 thinking about what a disappointment I am
 mfw
Anon is a dissapointment

Anon is a dissapointment

Crying, Donald Trump, and Fall: File: cuck png (103 KB, 362x267) worst sunday fun day ever (ID: NpkYZ2S4 01/15/16(Fri)08:15:56 No.61051840 >Be Jeb Bush swake up in the moning >feel depressed and empty sit up and open nightstand drawer >pull out loaded 22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth >suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday >smile rushes to my face >put gun back in drawer not today run downstairs >Columba is standing in kitchen S Buenos dias, Jeb. Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends to join us!" >she points to the kitchen table >Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle > Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas says Trump realize I'm still wearing my one-piece f >"h-h-hi Donald" embarrassed > Hey, Jeb, could you please bring me the milk? asks Trump stake milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table strip on my toy turtle thatI left on the floor last night >fall down and spill milk all over the floor lying in a puddle of milk >Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them >she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it >curl into fetal position start crying >Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout >run upstairs get my gun >aim it at my head >pull trigger >wake up in hospital 3 days later >Donald Trump sitting at foot of my bed >ask him what happened >he tells me the bullet didn't kill me > how could I survive a headshot point blank? I asked >Donald Trump smiles and says s the bullet you used was low e ootie pajamas with turtle patterns mfw <p><a href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/154281796951/please-clap" class="tumblr_blog">talesof4chan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Please clap…</p></blockquote> <p>I regret having read this with my own eyes.</p>
Crying, Donald Trump, and Fall: File: cuck png (103 KB, 362x267)
 worst sunday fun day ever (ID: NpkYZ2S4
 01/15/16(Fri)08:15:56 No.61051840
 >Be Jeb Bush
 swake up in the moning
 >feel depressed and empty
 sit up and open nightstand drawer
 >pull out loaded 22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth
 >suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday
 >smile rushes to my face
 >put gun back in drawer
 not today
 run downstairs
 >Columba is standing in kitchen
 S Buenos dias, Jeb. Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends to join us!"
 >she points to the kitchen table
 >Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle
 > Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas says Trump
 realize I'm still wearing my one-piece f
 >"h-h-hi Donald"
 embarrassed
 > Hey, Jeb, could you please bring me the milk? asks Trump
 stake milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table
 strip on my toy turtle thatI left on the floor last night
 >fall down and spill milk all over the floor
 lying in a puddle of milk
 >Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them
 >she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it
 >curl into fetal position
 start crying
 >Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout
 >run upstairs
 get my gun
 >aim it at my head
 >pull trigger
 >wake up in hospital 3 days later
 >Donald Trump sitting at foot of my bed
 >ask him what happened
 >he tells me the bullet didn't kill me
 > how could I survive a headshot point blank? I asked
 >Donald Trump smiles and says
 s the bullet you used was low e
 ootie pajamas with turtle patterns
 mfw
<p><a href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/154281796951/please-clap" class="tumblr_blog">talesof4chan</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Please clap…</p></blockquote>

<p>I regret having read this with my own eyes.</p>

<p><a href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/154281796951/please-clap" class="tumblr_blog">talesof4chan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Please c...