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Computers, Pressure, and School: arionwind: autismserenity: arionwind: autismserenity: ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not? This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have shoved in the floppy drive Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this There is, yes! After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to people's houses or businesses, fixing their various bugs, etc. While I would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one businessman who needed mult know, you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole comes out 1 think it is technically call the "Cup Depository Tray CD, right?), he is not the most memorable encounter. No, that goes to one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job iple cup holde eplacements (you She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on, and wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button. One day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to come back on, and could we please see what we could do to fix it? So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was no power getting to the machine or something. It happens sometimes if a machine gets banged around enough, or if someone fiddles with it wrong or is careless putting it together, computers are finicky like that But as soon as I get to the box itself, 1 know it isn't that simple, because of the smell. I have smelled computers with dust all up in them, that isn't uncommon, but this is just vile and, more importantly, entirely new. I am now more curious than afraid, so 1 open it up and there is a mass of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything, parts of it are burnt to circuits, there is almost nothing untouched by the mass. But by far the worst off is the A drive. That is the obvious source of the problem, and the thing has not "exploded", but more burst from the pressure of whatever this stuff was So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and noticed any problems, and she says no, not until the whole machine stopped working. But I come to find out what she used it for Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed that her computer (among other things) had a soul that needed to be respected an honored. Which, fair enough. But she chose to honor it by feeding it a grain of rice every time she had to wake it up and disturb For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of rice into the A driv from sleep mode. And eventually that was enough pressure to break the drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits, where the heat melted it all and caused no end of problems ime she turned it on or woke t iing u After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs, what with virus scans or defrags and the like, but t poor device was entirely lost. I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups! The end A tale from tech support
Computers, Pressure, and School: arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not?
 This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have
 shoved in the floppy drive
 Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this
 There is, yes!
 After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to
 people's houses or businesses, fixing their various bugs, etc. While I
 would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one
 businessman who needed mult
 know, you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole
 comes out 1 think it is technically call the "Cup Depository Tray
 CD, right?), he is not the most memorable encounter. No, that goes to
 one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job
 iple
 cup holde
 eplacements (you
 She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on, and
 wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button. One
 day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to
 come back on, and could we please see what we could do to fix it?
 So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was
 no power getting to the machine or something. It happens sometimes
 if a machine gets banged around enough, or if someone fiddles with it
 wrong or is careless putting it together, computers are finicky like that
 But as soon as I get to the box itself, 1 know it isn't that simple, because
 of the smell. I have smelled computers with dust all up in them, that isn't
 uncommon, but this is just vile and, more importantly, entirely new.
 I am now more curious than afraid, so 1 open it up and there is a mass
 of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything, parts of it are
 burnt to circuits, there is almost nothing untouched by the mass. But
 by far the worst off is the A drive. That is the obvious source of the
 problem, and the thing has not "exploded", but more burst from the
 pressure of whatever this stuff was
 So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and
 noticed any problems, and she says no, not until the whole machine
 stopped working. But I come to find out what she used it for
 Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed
 that her computer (among other things) had a soul that needed to be
 respected an honored. Which, fair enough. But she chose to honor it
 by feeding it a grain of rice every time
 she had to wake it up and disturb
 For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of
 rice into the A driv
 from sleep mode. And eventually that was enough pressure to break the
 drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits, where the heat melted
 it all and caused no end of problems
 ime she turned it on or woke t
 iing u
 After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better
 ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs, what with virus
 scans or defrags and the like, but
 t poor device was entirely lost.
 I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be
 good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even
 the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as
 one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that
 CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups!
 The end
A tale from tech support

A tale from tech support