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none: If I want to sit on my couch and drink beer for 3 weeks, it’s none of their business
 none: If I want to sit on my couch and drink beer for 3 weeks, it’s none of their business

If I want to sit on my couch and drink beer for 3 weeks, it’s none of their business

none: phantomemes: credit  /  feel free to change pronouns ! ‘ tell me about the dream where we the pull bodies out of the lake ’‘ it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio ’‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us ’‘ we’ll never get used to it ’‘ there are so many things i’m not allowed to tell you ’‘ we know where the sound is coming from ’‘ the world is no longer mysterious ’‘ it’s thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster ’‘ i like him and i want to be like him ’‘ someone once told me that explaining is an admission of failure ’‘ history repeats itself ’‘ i wanted to be wanted ’‘ frequently i was finding myself sleepless ’‘ i’d like my money’s worth ’‘ we can’t punch ourselves awake ’‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth ’‘ you wanted happiness , i can’t blame you for that ’‘ a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy ’‘ tell me you’re not miserable ’‘ imagine being useless ’‘ there is no way to make this story interesting ’‘ i want to tell you this story without having to confess anything ’‘ he told me it wasn’t going to be okay ’‘ the minutes don’t stop ’‘ every morning another chapter ’‘ i wanted to give you something more ’‘ i’m sorry i came to your party and seduced you ’‘ you want a better story ’‘ i can already tell you think i’m the dragon ’‘ you still get to be the hero ’‘ i take the parts that i remember and stitch them back together ’‘ here is the part where everyone was happy all the time and we were all forgiven ’‘ the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell ’‘ unfortunately we don’t have that kind of time ’‘ it isn’t over yet , it’s just begun ’‘ things happen every minute that have nothing to do with us ’‘ i wanted to fall down right there but i knew you wouldn’t catch me ’‘ you are a fever i am learning to live with ’‘ everything is happening at the wrong end of a very long tunnel ’‘ i just don’t want to die anymore ’‘ you want to die for love , you always have ’‘ let’s not talk about it , let’s just not talk ’‘ you say  ‘ i’ll give you anything ’  but you never come through ’‘ i’m hungry and hollow and just want something to call my own ’‘ anything past the horizon is invisible , it can only be imagined ’‘ you keep singing along to that song i hate ’‘ this is the place where everything starts to begin ’‘ monsters are always hungry ’‘ none of us are going back ’ 
 none: phantomemes:
credit  /  feel free to change pronouns !
‘ tell me about the dream where we the pull bodies out of the lake ’‘ it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio ’‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us ’‘ we’ll never get used to it ’‘ there are so many things i’m not allowed to tell you ’‘ we know where the sound is coming from ’‘ the world is no longer mysterious ’‘ it’s thinking of stabbing us to death and leaving our bodies in a dumpster ’‘ i like him and i want to be like him ’‘ someone once told me that explaining is an admission of failure ’‘ history repeats itself ’‘ i wanted to be wanted ’‘ frequently i was finding myself sleepless ’‘ i’d like my money’s worth ’‘ we can’t punch ourselves awake ’‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth ’‘ you wanted happiness , i can’t blame you for that ’‘ a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy ’‘ tell me you’re not miserable ’‘ imagine being useless ’‘ there is no way to make this story interesting ’‘ i want to tell you this story without having to confess anything ’‘ he told me it wasn’t going to be okay ’‘ the minutes don’t stop ’‘ every morning another chapter ’‘ i wanted to give you something more ’‘ i’m sorry i came to your party and seduced you ’‘ you want a better story ’‘ i can already tell you think i’m the dragon ’‘ you still get to be the hero ’‘ i take the parts that i remember and stitch them back together ’‘ here is the part where everyone was happy all the time and we were all forgiven ’‘ the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell ’‘ unfortunately we don’t have that kind of time ’‘ it isn’t over yet , it’s just begun ’‘ things happen every minute that have nothing to do with us ’‘ i wanted to fall down right there but i knew you wouldn’t catch me ’‘ you are a fever i am learning to live with ’‘ everything is happening at the wrong end of a very long tunnel ’‘ i just don’t want to die anymore ’‘ you want to die for love , you always have ’‘ let’s not talk about it , let’s just not talk ’‘ you say  ‘ i’ll give you anything ’  but you never come through ’‘ i’m hungry and hollow and just want something to call my own ’‘ anything past the horizon is invisible , it can only be imagined ’‘ you keep singing along to that song i hate ’‘ this is the place where everything starts to begin ’‘ monsters are always hungry ’‘ none of us are going back ’ 

phantomemes: credit  /  feel free to change pronouns ! ‘ tell me about the dream where we the pull bodies out of the lake ’‘ it’s more li...

none: None can have shi- by ztfares MORE MEMES
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None can have shi- by ztfares MORE MEMES

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 none: None can have shi-

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none: Harry Styles and the Need to Ask People About Their Sexuality
 none: Harry Styles and the Need to Ask People About Their Sexuality

Harry Styles and the Need to Ask People About Their Sexuality

none: Maybe not versatile but a creative format none the less via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2A7GMUV
 none: Maybe not versatile but a creative format none the less via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2A7GMUV

Maybe not versatile but a creative format none the less via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2A7GMUV

none: You didn't need these pics today, none of us needed them. #Memes #Cringe #WTF #FunnyPics #Cursed
 none: You didn't need these pics today, none of us needed them. #Memes #Cringe #WTF #FunnyPics #Cursed

You didn't need these pics today, none of us needed them. #Memes #Cringe #WTF #FunnyPics #Cursed

none: feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!  I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. ** Practice on Me New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers. His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup. “Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.” His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?” Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?” “I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.” “Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.” “It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?” “I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading
 none: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!! 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
“Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
“I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
“Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
“It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?”
“I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...

none: femestella:Harry Styles Doesn’t Need to Tell You About His Sexuality
 none: femestella:Harry Styles Doesn’t Need to Tell You About His Sexuality

femestella:Harry Styles Doesn’t Need to Tell You About His Sexuality

none: None of the bestie crap by Joltz-Voltz MORE MEMES
 none: None of the bestie crap by Joltz-Voltz
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None of the bestie crap by Joltz-Voltz MORE MEMES

none: Harry Styles Doesn’t Need to Tell You About His Sexuality
 none: Harry Styles Doesn’t Need to Tell You About His Sexuality

Harry Styles Doesn’t Need to Tell You About His Sexuality

none: Not sure if posted before but it’s amazing none the less
 none: Not sure if posted before but it’s amazing none the less

Not sure if posted before but it’s amazing none the less

none: number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222
 none: number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222

number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN...

none: He has seen things none of you’ll believe by CapnChiknNugget MORE MEMES
 none: He has seen things none of you’ll believe by CapnChiknNugget
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He has seen things none of you’ll believe by CapnChiknNugget MORE MEMES

none: A soft and easy dump to start your week. A little wholesome with a touch of the ‘Rona, and none of them mine own.
 none: A soft and easy dump to start your week. A little wholesome with a touch of the ‘Rona, and none of them mine own.

A soft and easy dump to start your week. A little wholesome with a touch of the ‘Rona, and none of them mine own.

none: piecesolvingapuzzle: thedevilwearsvibranium: tradfems: morphmaker: sensing a pattern… excuse me voldemorts what Wait WHAT I’m glad none of you read Cursed Child. Keep it up.
 none: piecesolvingapuzzle:

thedevilwearsvibranium:

tradfems:

morphmaker:
sensing a pattern…
excuse me voldemorts what


Wait WHAT


I’m glad none of you read Cursed Child. Keep it up.

piecesolvingapuzzle: thedevilwearsvibranium: tradfems: morphmaker: sensing a pattern… excuse me voldemorts what Wait WHAT I’m glad...

none: Good thing my scanner software includes Common. None of my characters are proficient in these other strange languages.
 none: Good thing my scanner software includes Common. None of my characters are proficient in these other strange languages.

Good thing my scanner software includes Common. None of my characters are proficient in these other strange languages.

none: How come none of our parties have one of the most common races
 none: How come none of our parties have one of the most common races

How come none of our parties have one of the most common races

none: My car giving every other car slipstream but receiving none in a race
 none: My car giving every other car slipstream but receiving none in a race

My car giving every other car slipstream but receiving none in a race

none: But that’s none of my business
 none: But that’s none of my business

But that’s none of my business

none: Does this belong here? It really backfired on him. Green nametag had none counted, btw.
 none: Does this belong here? It really backfired on him. Green nametag had none counted, btw.

Does this belong here? It really backfired on him. Green nametag had none counted, btw.

none: Found on none other than dankmemes
 none: Found on none other than dankmemes

Found on none other than dankmemes

none: My wife cut her foot, and my mum joked in our family chat that she should clean it by injecting with her foot with bleach. My 88 year old grandpa didn’t get the reference and was having none of it.
 none: My wife cut her foot, and my mum joked in our family chat that she should clean it by injecting with her foot with bleach. My 88 year old grandpa didn’t get the reference and was having none of it.

My wife cut her foot, and my mum joked in our family chat that she should clean it by injecting with her foot with bleach. My 88 year old...

none: In BTTF2 (1989) the director of Jaws 19 is none other than Steven Spielberg’s son, Max.
 none: In BTTF2 (1989) the director of Jaws 19 is none other than Steven Spielberg’s son, Max.

In BTTF2 (1989) the director of Jaws 19 is none other than Steven Spielberg’s son, Max.

none: I have none, for the moment...
 none: I have none, for the moment...

I have none, for the moment...

none: Humourous but strange none the less
 none: Humourous but strange none the less

Humourous but strange none the less

none: Repost please! T'will be an honourable moment in none history!
 none: Repost please! T'will be an honourable moment in none history!

Repost please! T'will be an honourable moment in none history!

none: no matter how many other pictures i download none will ever relate more than this
 none: no matter how many other pictures i download none will ever relate more than this

no matter how many other pictures i download none will ever relate more than this

none: None of the Time vs. All of the Time - Mom's R Scury!
 none: None of the Time vs. All of the Time - Mom's R Scury!

None of the Time vs. All of the Time - Mom's R Scury!

none: You’re welcome to all of it, but there is none
 none: You’re welcome to all of it, but there is none

You’re welcome to all of it, but there is none

none: Saw this posted as "Some deep shit". Literally none of these are hard to swallow....
 none: Saw this posted as "Some deep shit". Literally none of these are hard to swallow....

Saw this posted as "Some deep shit". Literally none of these are hard to swallow....

none: If this photo's anything to go by, none of us feel or think anything, ever.
 none: If this photo's anything to go by, none of us feel or think anything, ever.

If this photo's anything to go by, none of us feel or think anything, ever.

none: IF YOU CANT TAKE the Shit, DONT DISH none!
 none: IF YOU CANT TAKE the Shit, DONT DISH none!

IF YOU CANT TAKE the Shit, DONT DISH none!

none: Honestly, none of us would even check for a dick
 none: Honestly, none of us would even check for a dick

Honestly, none of us would even check for a dick

none: None of my friends cherished this wisdom so here you go Reddit
 none: None of my friends cherished this wisdom so here you go Reddit

None of my friends cherished this wisdom so here you go Reddit

none: Assign your fursona a personality (since you have none)
 none: Assign your fursona a personality (since you have none)

Assign your fursona a personality (since you have none)

none: Uhhmmm....What? How is that possible? You need all Four Wheels to do that, and it has none.
 none: Uhhmmm....What? How is that possible? You need all Four Wheels to do that, and it has none.

Uhhmmm....What? How is that possible? You need all Four Wheels to do that, and it has none.

none: I have 67 dm’s but I see none. I recently left a group chat idk if that’s the problem
 none: I have 67 dm’s but I see none. I recently left a group chat idk if that’s the problem

I have 67 dm’s but I see none. I recently left a group chat idk if that’s the problem

none: At that distance none of them are practicing social distancing.
 none: At that distance none of them are practicing social distancing.

At that distance none of them are practicing social distancing.

none: Probably none of you care, but I got a new haircut
 none: Probably none of you care, but I got a new haircut

Probably none of you care, but I got a new haircut

none: None of these people have actually read an economics textbook
 none: None of these people have actually read an economics textbook

None of these people have actually read an economics textbook

none: none are more floor
 none: none are more floor

none are more floor

none: Absolutely none
 none: Absolutely none

Absolutely none

none: I fucking hate dysphoria. Its hard to even express why I'm sad cus none of my friends or family would even understand...
 none: I fucking hate dysphoria. Its hard to even express why I'm sad cus none of my friends or family would even understand...

I fucking hate dysphoria. Its hard to even express why I'm sad cus none of my friends or family would even understand...