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o boy ! i haven’t drawn any of my OCs in AGES!

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O Boy: THE EXCUSE CREATOR CHOOSE A CHOOSE A PERPETRATOR DELAYING FACTOR CHOOSE A + LEAD-IN □ I'm sorry but D Please forgive me... O Beg you a thousand par Godzilla gave me a hickey tried to kill me. ran me over with a diesel 凵your 1110111 Princess Peach." loe □ the offensive line of the 76 Dallas Cowboys... a handicapped gentle- I died in front of nie □ ate my homework. □ I'm never usually like maun... You're never going to believe this... beat me into submission ne □ the inventor of the slan- | hid my Trapper Keeper □ ロ Guess what hap- en 1 sole inv bicycle. slept with my uncle. called ine "too gay to fly □ the direct or of 101 Dal- maions... □ Holy shit! Get this." O Boy do I have a story for the little Asian kid from □ Indiana Jones.. □ a kite," whatever that a man with 6 fingers or his right hand... g □ So I was nunding my own | business and boom!. D stole my identity ! lhe most unbelievable thing just happened... □ I my mo broke into my house. □ Raiden from! Mortal Komba. □ put Ine in a Chinese finger □ I couldn't be more apolo- □ Sorry I'm late □ I couldn't go because □ □ This is a terrible excuse a Mayor McCheese.. 1c caine after me Scrooge MclDuck.. g the ghost of Margaret . D came on me. I tested racial slurs from my Thatcher... I couldn't help it.. 0 the ghost of Hitler.. □ spin-kicked lne in the ! Ghost Dad. co ut □ the entire Rollan tied to sell me vacuum D This is going to sound 2 Eampire... cleaners. crapped in my gas tank made me golf in shoes filled with macaroni and O Holy Moses!... 2 O Kevin Ware's leg bone... a British chap... □ Blimey! Sorry, l'in late vnha. □ a Hasidic Jew." My bad 6 Kevin Spacey. pulled me over in a stolen □ I swear it wasn't my fault ! □ Kevin Costner's stunt cop car and demandeed fellatio. double.. □ I lost track of time | □ □ kept telling me knock made me find Jesus. Kevin McCallister's real life fake tarantuala... □ I feel terrible, but D the editors at Mandato □ Don't blame nie you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:The Perfect Excuse Creator
O Boy: THE EXCUSE CREATOR
 CHOOSE A
 CHOOSE A
 PERPETRATOR DELAYING FACTOR
 CHOOSE A
 +
 LEAD-IN
 □ I'm sorry but
 D Please forgive me...
 O Beg you a thousand par Godzilla
 gave me a hickey
 tried to kill me.
 ran me over with a diesel
 凵your 1110111
 Princess Peach."
 loe
 □ the offensive line of the
 76 Dallas Cowboys...
 a handicapped gentle-
 I
 died in front of nie
 □ ate my homework.
 □
 I'm never usually like
 maun...
 You're never going to
 believe this...
 beat me into submission
 ne
 □ the inventor of the slan-
 |
 hid my Trapper Keeper
 □
 ロ
 Guess what hap-
 en
 1
 sole inv bicycle.
 slept with my uncle.
 called ine "too gay to fly
 □
 the direct or of 101 Dal-
 maions...
 □ Holy shit! Get this."
 O Boy do I have a story for the little Asian kid from
 □
 Indiana Jones..
 □
 a kite," whatever that
 a man with 6 fingers or
 his right hand...
 g
 □ So I was nunding my own |
 business and boom!.
 D stole my identity
 !
 lhe most unbelievable
 thing just happened...
 □ I
 my mo
 broke into my house.
 □ Raiden from! Mortal
 Komba.
 □ put Ine in a Chinese finger
 □ I couldn't be more apolo-
 □ Sorry I'm late
 □ I couldn't go because
 □
 □ This is a terrible excuse
 a Mayor McCheese..
 1c
 caine after me
 Scrooge MclDuck..
 g the ghost of Margaret
 .
 D came on me.
 I
 tested racial slurs from my
 Thatcher...
 I couldn't help it..
 0 the ghost of Hitler..
 □ spin-kicked lne in the
 !
 Ghost Dad.
 co
 ut
 □ the entire Rollan
 tied to sell me vacuum
 D This is going to sound
 2
 Eampire...
 cleaners.
 crapped in my gas tank
 made me golf in shoes
 filled with macaroni and
 O Holy Moses!...
 2
 O Kevin Ware's leg bone...
 a British chap...
 □
 Blimey! Sorry, l'in late
 vnha.
 □ a Hasidic Jew."
 My bad
 6
 Kevin Spacey.
 pulled me over in a stolen
 □ I swear it wasn't my fault
 ! □ Kevin Costner's stunt
 cop car and demandeed
 fellatio.
 double..
 □ I lost track of time
 |
 □
 □ kept telling me knock
 made me find Jesus.
 Kevin McCallister's real
 life fake tarantuala...
 □ I feel terrible, but
 D the editors at Mandato
 □ Don't blame nie
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:The Perfect Excuse Creator

srsfunny:The Perfect Excuse Creator

O Boy: AT&T 41 ,d 16%. 1:16AM bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like "Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice tim isn't it past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said to u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that emmmpty Perfect heroscafe you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of, geoffrey-with-a-g glampersand OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY dapperpea My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock's behind you with an answer "did I lock the door captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door zetsubonna I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great. merelyimmortal I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady "god hates you because you don't believe in him your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell" thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off thatoneqprblog I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea. disabledfeministvoice Reblogging this for a friend. krabbydon "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific-" fuck off greg lupinatic You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes. Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil." "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks." thewolfisfighting I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it <p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>
O Boy: AT&T
 41
 ,d 16%. 1:16AM
 bulbubsaur
 Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by
 a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
 "Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice
 tim isn't it past ur bedtime
 autistictesla
 also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're
 being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
 "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that
 emmmpty
 Perfect
 heroscafe
 you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are
 being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
 "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of,
 geoffrey-with-a-g
 glampersand
 OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
 dapperpea
 My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend
 Spock's behind you with an answer
 "did I lock the door
 captain you have locked the door every day for over ten
 years, and it is very hard for most people to break even
 subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
 zetsubonna
 I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all
 and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole
 bunch of times, it was great.
 merelyimmortal
 I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to
 me by a super uptight religious white lady
 "god hates you because you don't believe in him your
 failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything
 you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell"
 thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
 thatoneqprblog
 I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
 disabledfeministvoice
 Reblogging this for a friend.
 krabbydon
 "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in
 specific-" fuck off greg
 lupinatic
 You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do
 that sometimes.
 Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right
 in the hot oil."
 "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks."
 thewolfisfighting
 I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism
 that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it
<p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>

<p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>

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