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Of My: highlight of my work day

highlight of my work day

Of My: highlight of my work day

highlight of my work day

Of My: [OC] Day 6 of my pledge to draw one grumpy animal every day this year

[OC] Day 6 of my pledge to draw one grumpy animal every day this year

Of My: Love exploring the back roads of my town.

Love exploring the back roads of my town.

Of My: karasunosuke: finally getting my post up for @inusecretsanta, my apologies on the lateness~ merry belated christmas @yukiothecollielover!! worked w/ @sopipi to commission you a piece bc I wrote a little ficlet but still couldn’t get the image of ugly christmas sweaters ayakag out of my head!! hope you have a happy new year :) Keep reading

karasunosuke: finally getting my post up for @inusecretsanta, my apologies on the lateness~ merry belated christmas @yukiothecollielov...

Of My: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Of My: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Of My: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Of My: Bb bBb boarofthenorth100: ajanigoldmane: One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable

boarofthenorth100: ajanigoldmane: One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like sh...

Of My: 9 y.o me trying to act cool in front of my older brother's friends when they come over *nervous sweating*

*nervous sweating*

Of My: HBCU Confessions @HBCUfes... · 21m v I've been fucking one of my professors now for 2 years now. Recently, I've found out that I'm pregnant with his baby and so is his wife. I don't wanna have to tell HBCU CONFESSIONS her to abort it but.... -Howard D 93 ♡ 152 27 16 Renée @cloutsbandzz Replying to @HBCUfessions tell HER? not you, the mistress. but her, the wife The unmitigated audacity

The unmitigated audacity

Of My: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

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Of My: Retweeted t7 Pierre Bourne Stan Account no @miskeencore "my mother paid all 4 years of my $35,000/year tuition" saved y'all a click O I saved over $100,000 in just 3 years by the time I was 27-here are my top money-saving ... cnbc.com 16:39 · 28 Aug 19 · Twitter for Android

Of My: Amanda Nell Edgar @amandanelledgar In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told meI couldn't compare to this woman his EMT brother helped once ... who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me.

Of My: 7 y/o me focusing really hard to push my toy truck off the table My dad pushing it off the table Me opening my eyes when I hear it fall and seeing that it dropped My dad who is proud of my accomplishment Galaxy’s Proudest Dad

Galaxy’s Proudest Dad

Of My: me: *shares my interest* the rest of my family: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this? On christmas dinner

On christmas dinner

Of My: Amanda Nell Edgar @amandanelledgar In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told meI couldn't compare to this woman his EMT brother helped once ... who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me. Embarrassing

Embarrassing

Of My: fb.me/objcmemes RESTRAINING ORDER THIS ORDER HEREBY DECLARES THAT THE INTERN IS NOT TO BE ALLOWED WITHIN 15 FEET OF MY PROJECT OF WHICH Stay strong during intern season

Stay strong during intern season

Of My: @ 1 * 57% l AT&T ? 12:44 AM Haehyun And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out what's in my head And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's goin' on? And i said Hae-hae-haehyun Нае-hae-yea I said hae What's goin on Type a message Send GIF She reported me and got me banned for this, first match i messaged lol. 100% worth it, her loss

She reported me and got me banned for this, first match i messaged lol. 100% worth it, her loss

Of My: THE EAUPIECH COER OOH, CAN I GET SOME OF THAT SANDWICH? SLUT! WELL, I DON'T WANT TỔ TODAY, BUT YOU GAVE ME SOME YESTERDAY. NO SORRY. DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY ŠANDWICH? WHY NOT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SANDWICH? I BET VOU'D WANT SOME IF IT WAS A HOT DOG! THE SANDWICH CONSENT I JUST, DON'T LIKE AVÖCADOS. NO, THANKS. (SORRY, NO. OH WOW! THAT SANDWICH LOOKS AMAZING! WELL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHARE, THEN WHY DID VOU MAKE IT LOOK SO GOOD? CAN I HAVE SÖME? THE SANDWICH hế OF GONSENT THANKS, I PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO IT. BECAUSE IT'S UH, ACTUALLY, WHO ELSE HAVE YOÜ SHARED THIS SANDWICH WITH? DO YOU WANT ŞOME OF MY ŠANDWICH? YEAH, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD SANDWICH. THE WACHOLANDWCH. SANDWIGH GONSENT TASTY SURE. SNUFFLE SNIFF EW! I HATE HOT DÖĞS? NO ONE SHOULD GET A HOT DOG BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THEM! OKAY, COOL, I WASN'T GOING TO SHARE MINE WITH YOU." THE SANDHICH CONSENT BUT I LOVE HOT DÖG'S. of TheDevilsPanties.com Tm Jennie Breeden + Obby ©2017 The Sandwich of Consent

The Sandwich of Consent

Of My: SammieDee01 @Dee01Sammie 7h Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought two books M the-dracologist: quecksilvereyes: lesbie-vague: ampledarling: queermista: literallyscreamingatthevoid: augie279: ghanas-kente-queen: ampledarling: ghanas-kente-queen: Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems? The book solves half of your problems, not all of them Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%. Finally Tumblr can do math So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems. No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this: Please stop explaining math to me im gay that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish This post is pushing me to the limit

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Of My: Butt Connoisseur @SmooGoo Never. Work. For. Youtubers. THIS is what comes of the "exposure". I'm CRYING XD XD XD Late Christmas gift me also. I'm looking for artwork for my new YouTube channel. I need a banner, intro and outro cards and also reaction images of my character to use within videos (5 minimum). T also saw you do animations. I want 3 animations for my twitch channel (thumbs up, wave and blowing a kiss) and 3 badges. My character reterence is here Hi there! I'm afraid S50 is way to low for that amount of work. The animations alone, depending on how smooth you're wanting, would be between $40-S60 each. I'm actually incredibly busy with work right now and have a queue, so it might be better to look elsewhere for someone who's more free to complete your commissions for you:). (NOTE: tattoo MUST be correct, its incredibly sentimental). $50 This would be a great opportunity for you, I have many followers and you'd get a lot of fresh eyes on your work! Depending on how well you do, this could be the start of many future projects from me and I'm willing to throw in a couple of rts on your art to help you out also. ??? I wasn't offering to pay you, I was giving you the offer of paying me to be your promoter lol It's very reasonable fee given how big my channel is going to get. $45 is the lowest I'm willing to go, it's more than generous. You'll be sorry if you dorit take up this offer thought Need this done in 2 weeks. Look forward to working with you :) Show quoted text I wish I could knew this YouTuber channel.

I wish I could knew this YouTuber channel.

Of My: The music I listen to in front ANKT nd the TY STEA of my friend The music I listen to by myself It’s all about you girl

It’s all about you girl

Of My: croxovergoddess: croxovergoddess: Magical Girl Transformation “Fuck You” Draw The Squad thingy… Use it. BTW guys I make a living off of my art so if you like my stuff and my memes, Donate! Also you can Donate $10 and get both my reference art folders full of original reference art by me! Btw because of all of these folders I’ve made, nowadays when you donate $10 and ask for the refs I will give you All The Refs

croxovergoddess: croxovergoddess: Magical Girl Transformation “Fuck You” Draw The Squad thingy… Use it. BTW guys I make a living off of...

Of My: Kareem X @f2kprophet One of my goals for 2020 is to give as many fucks as George Lopez. chicanoworldstar #Iranian authorities CHICANO wiHCP STA have put a bounty on American President Donald Trump's head during the televised funeral of General #QasemSoleimani after he was assassinated last week. What are your thoughts? 1h georgelopez o We'll do it for half 45m 523 likes Reply Brown people just do it better

Brown people just do it better

Of My: When my Granny sees me talking to a girl of my age Finallyaworthy Girl My Grandkids will be legendary She knows another chance won’t come.

She knows another chance won’t come.

Of My: LLIN KILLIN IT ILLIN R spectredeflector: Modern Au Inuyasha that I did on Friday of Sukoshicon 2015!Fast and on the spot, but hey Inu is one of my favorite characters to be now :DTHESE KICKASS EARS ARE FROM HERE!

spectredeflector: Modern Au Inuyasha that I did on Friday of Sukoshicon 2015!Fast and on the spot, but hey Inu is one of my favorite cha...

Of My: Joe Penna O @MysteryGuitarM Without my permission, this news network used a clip from one of my favorite videos... And it's now taken down from my channel for infringing their copyrights. say sike right now made with mematic awesomesthesia: If you ever wanted to know how immoral a company can be:

awesomesthesia: If you ever wanted to know how immoral a company can be:

Of My: best day of my life best day ever

best day ever

Of My: Krystal Douglas @Krys_life Follow Liana: why don't we learn about my history at school mummy?! Also Liana: I'm gonna make an assembly to tell my classmates about where I come from I'm so proud of my wonderful daughter she's gonna take on the world and win #BlackGirlMagic 1:55 am - 15 Jul 2019 It’s so important to remember your heritage and educate others about it

It’s so important to remember your heritage and educate others about it

Of My: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality or Preparing for the End or Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm Stuck Dealing With This Mess ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS. Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone What the Everloving Fuck is Probate Some Simple Dos and Don’ts Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials How to plan a non-religious death party So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death. I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together. Good luck! (in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit) @ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission. YES, please share it! And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died. You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK. I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate. But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap. This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with.

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Of My: : Anonymous 12/23/19(Mon)08:56:21 No.816839866 > be me, middle class worker > suddenly have fucking bad cough >I can't stand still because my legs are shaking and I have a huge fever > call the doc > have a few days off, so i can rest 37 KB JPG and comme back to work when l'm in shape > none of my coworkers will get sick >i am not going bankrupt for seeing a doc and a box of medicine > totally stress free while I am recovering I am not american I am so glad 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Of My: Girlfriend: Please don't interdimensionally phaseshift in front of my parents Me: ok I wont *2 casseroles later* Those damn casseroles, man! https://t.co/TuxW6AqlsM

Those damn casseroles, man! https://t.co/TuxW6AqlsM

Of My: lesueurpeas: oh god ok let me get the iy out of my system my only huge regret of this series was that we didnt get to see kagome in more painfully 90s fashion

lesueurpeas: oh god ok let me get the iy out of my system my only huge regret of this series was that we didnt get to see kagome in more...

Of My: I doubt a lesser being such as yourself could grasp the complexities of my mind Perhaps this superiority complex stems from a deeply rooted feeling of never being good enough due to your father's blatant favoritism. Well, maybe I just like murder dheerse: au where kagome majors in psychology and analyses people against their will

dheerse: au where kagome majors in psychology and analyses people against their will

Of My: C-SECTION COMICS Normal people who buy lottery tickets: If I win I'm gonna quit my stupid job and buy a MANSION with a GIANT POOL and I'll just lie by the pool and drink cocktails and PARTY with my friends for like EVER! Me buying a lottery ticket: If I win I'll have to pay millions in taxes and I'll have to find a good investment and everyone that I know will keep asking me for money and I'll lose all my real friends and all kinds of people will try to scam me out of my money and I'll probably end up broke and alone and OH GOD WHY DID I BUY THIS LOTTERY TICKET??! C-SECTION COMICS CSECTIONCOMICS.COM ALL RIGHTS RESERVED O C-SECTION COMICS G-SEGTION COMICS Lottery

Lottery

Of My: I remember when you, leaned in quick to kiss me, and I Swear that not a Single force on earth Could Stop the trembling of my hand https://iglovequotes.net/

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Of My: me when i first moved out of my parents house fine dining

fine dining

Of My: me: "if i just had ONE DAY to get all of my stuff done" *has a day to do stuff* *naps all day* meirl

meirl

Of My: me: "if i just had ONE DAY to get all of my stuff done" *has a day to do stuff* *naps all day* meirl by ribep MORE MEMES

meirl by ribep MORE MEMES

Of My: photos-of-space: One of my favorite spots to look at Mt Hood and the Milky Way [OC]

photos-of-space: One of my favorite spots to look at Mt Hood and the Milky Way [OC]

Of My: August 31 at 11:53am I WAS AT A PARTY LAST NITE AN THEY BUSTED OUT A TATTOO GUN I WAS LIKE HELL YEA I BEEN TRYNA GET A SICK NECK TAT 4EVER 190 WELL I WAS PRETTY MESSED UP ALREADY AN I PASSED OUT BUT WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN I WAS LIKE WTF IS THIS SHIT THA GUY WAS ALL LIKE THATS UR I WAS LIKE WTF RU TALKIN ABOUT AN HE SAID I GAVE U A NECK TATTOO IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE UR NECK 100 I WAS LIKE I NECK TATTOO HOMEY WANTED A TATTOO ON MY NECK NOT OF MY NECK U FUCKIN IDIOT THEN HE WAS LIKE WELL THATS UR FUCKIN FAULT 4 NOT SPECIFYIN NOW GIMME MY 17 DOLLARS WTF this man is a legend

this man is a legend

Of My: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Bruce Lee Was My Friend, and Tarantino's Movie Disrespects Him 8:08 AM PDT 8/16/2019 by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Alamy Stock Photo Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bruce Lee during the filming of 1978's 'Game of Death.' solacekames: 8:08 AM PDT 8/16/2019 by Kareem Abdul-JabbarThe NBA great and Hollywood Reporter columnist, a friend of the late martial arts star, believes the filmmaker was sloppy, somewhat racist and shirked his responsibility to basic truth in ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.’Remember that time Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. kidney-punched a waiter for serving soggy croutons in his tomato soup? How about the time the Dalai Lama got wasted and spray-painted “Karma Is a Beach” on the Tibetan ambassador’s limo? Probably not, since they never happened. But they could happen if a filmmaker decides to write those scenes into his or her movie. And, even though we know the movie is fiction, those scenes will live on in our shared cultural conscience as impressions of those real people, thereby corrupting our memory of them built on their real-life actions.That’s why filmmakers have a responsibility when playing with people’s perceptions of admired historic people to maintain a basic truth about the content of their character. Quentin Tarantino’s portrayal of Bruce Lee in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood does not live up to this standard. Of course, Tarantino has the artistic right to portray Bruce any way he wants. But to do so in such a sloppy and somewhat racist way is a failure both as an artist and as a human being.This controversy has left me torn. Tarantino is one of my favorite filmmakers because he is so bold, uncompromising and unpredictable. There’s a giddy energy in his movies of someone who loves movies and wants you to love them, too. I attend each Tarantino film as if it were an event, knowing that his distillation of the ’60s and ’70s action movies will be much more entertaining than a simple homage. That’s what makes the Bruce Lee scenes so disappointing, not so much on a factual basis, but as a lapse of cultural awareness.Bruce Lee was my friend and teacher. That doesn’t give him a free pass for how he’s portrayed in movies. But it does give me some insight into the man. I first met Bruce when I was a student at UCLA looking to continue my martial arts studies, which I started in New York City. We quickly developed a friendship as well as a student-teacher relationship. He taught me the discipline and spirituality of martial arts, which was greatly responsible for me being able to play competitively in the NBA for 20 years with very few injuries.During our years of friendship, he spoke passionately about how frustrated he was with the stereotypical representation of Asians in film and TV. The only roles were for inscrutable villains or bowing servants. In Have Gun - Will Travel, Paladin’s faithful Chinese servant goes by the insulting name of “Hey Boy” (Kam Tong). He was replaced in season four by a female character referred to as “Hey Girl” (Lisa Lu). Asian men were portrayed as sexless accessories to a scene, while the women were subservient. This was how African-American men and women were generally portrayed until the advent of Sidney Poitier and blaxploitation films. Bruce was dedicated to changing the dismissive image of Asians through his acting, writing and promotion of Jeet Kune Do, his interpretation of martial arts.That’s why it disturbs me that Tarantino chose to portray Bruce in such a one-dimensional way. The John Wayne machismo attitude of Cliff (Brad Pitt), an aging stuntman who defeats the arrogant, uppity Chinese guy harks back to the very stereotypes Bruce was trying to dismantle. Of course the blond, white beefcake American can beat your fancy Asian chopsocky dude because that foreign crap doesn’t fly here.I might even go along with the skewered version of Bruce if that wasn’t the only significant scene with him, if we’d also seen a glimpse of his other traits, of his struggle to be taken seriously in Hollywood. Alas, he was just another Hey Boy prop to the scene. The scene is complicated by being presented as a flashback, but in a way that could suggest the stuntman’s memory is cartoonishly biased in his favor. Equally disturbing is the unresolved shadow that Cliff may have killed his wife with a spear gun because she nagged him. Classic Cliff. Is Cliff more heroic because he also doesn’t put up with outspoken women?I was in public with Bruce several times when some random jerk would loudly challenge Bruce to a fight. He always politely declined and moved on. First rule of Bruce’s fight club was don’t fight — unless there is no other option. He felt no need to prove himself. He knew who he was and that the real fight wasn’t on the mat, it was on the screen in creating opportunities for Asians to be seen as more than grinning stereotypes. Unfortunately, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood prefers the good old ways.

solacekames: 8:08 AM PDT 8/16/2019 by Kareem Abdul-JabbarThe NBA great and Hollywood Reporter columnist, a friend of the late martial ar...

Of My: From the bottom of my heart, I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone. Happy New Year everyone

Happy New Year everyone

Of My: MRW I hear a recording of my own voice played back to me

MRW I hear a recording of my own voice played back to me

Of My: "Don't worry," Tyler says. "The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix the glycerin back in when you make soap. Or, you can skim the glycerin off." Tyler licks his lips, and turns my hands palm-down on his thigh, on the gummy flannel lap of his bathrobe... "You can mix the glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglycerin," Tylen says I breathe with my mouth open and say, nitroglycerin. Tyler licks his lips wet and shining and kisses the back of my hand. "You can mix the nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite," Tyler says. The kiss shines wet on the back of my white hand. Dynamite, I say, and sit back on my heels. oatscarwilde: blackstar: blackstar: once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of fight club wanted tyler durden to raw him and wake up in a cold sweat haunted by the hordes of straight dudes who thought that this character was heterosexual straight dudes: boy, fight club sure does speak to our specific, heterosexual form of masculinity! what a classic! fight club’s actual narrator: i am in love with a man Slammed In the Ass By The Alternate Personality I Created to Vent My Frustration With Consumer Culture and My Confused Sense of Masculinity by Chuck Tingle

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Of My: That why I browse Reddit all day at uni You're definitely going placese At uni I usually just cry I'm close but then I see a cute cat on Reddit and l'm okay again Why is everyone a cat lover these days? Well I'm a dog lover but cat on the internet is just funny idk Can we talk later? Sry, I just found out one of my good friends died The classic “ my friend just died let’s talk later” best excuse I’ve seen

The classic “ my friend just died let’s talk later” best excuse I’ve seen

Of My: Thanks Tinder for the love of my life

Thanks Tinder for the love of my life

Of My: o 2P NG 02png: TWI | INS One of the illustrations of my 2019 DC artbook. Come check it out and join the giveaway! BLACKBIRD | 02PNG 2019 artbook

02png: TWI | INS One of the illustrations of my 2019 DC artbook. Come check it out and join the giveaway! BLACKBIRD | 02PNG 2019 artbook

Of My: UK National Environment Research Council NAME OF VESSEL LIVE "BOATY MCBOATFACE" LEADS VOTE TO NAME SHIP CN ▼ -47.74 HSI CNN NEWSROOM One of my favorite moments of this decade

One of my favorite moments of this decade

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