I made myself pasta.
The lid came off the pepper grinder. My wife was not home.
Reader, I ate it. https://t.co/rbtI66ldQV
This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)
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In 2018, we put these hoes in the friendzone. Young kings, we jerk off furiously until the end of the year, just to prove a point. Join the ...
I will fuck right off!
Watch this to start your day off right! Credit: @kkaayleigh w- @cierrasarver
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Now you know how it feels.
In a new op-ed, former House Speaker @newtgingrich says the contentious vote on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh may have changed the d...
Give this man an award. https://t.co/Be051uHtnp
Skip Bayless is off his meds again https://t.co/iQDatPQQlZ
Yet it still deserves five stars
switch off the light would ya?
its fun sometimes
In That Order. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 GirlyThings
Now you know how it feels.⠀ electricity saveenergy 9gag
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First day of hoeing can be hard
Who wears pants at home anyways?
when he takes off the sunglasses at the end, like he couldn’t believe what just happened
Is this what y’all doing these days?! 😩😂 https://t.co/UdmY4jAI8E
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I’m at a point in my life where peace is a priority💯💯
@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞
uhh good shitt
She made the picture cuter tho
“Who are: the New England Patriots?”
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Post 1331: this makes sense to me
Why I Prefer The Colder Months
Despite a massive stock market sell-off last week, top White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow touted the strength of the U.S. economy, in...
Tag this friend lol
Lmao accurate af 😂💀