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Offensive Line: Thad Innocent NFL AU-Star The Chad God's Holy Quarterback Virgin "Goat" Strikes unique prayer poses after every touchdown to remain in Jésus Christ's favor The best Thing to happen to the buffalo bills, true bills fans know he's innocent Proven innocent in a court of law Kisses his son on the lips Lost 3 superbowls somehow Got the Broncos into the playoffs, providing undeniable evidence that God exists Instantly causes atheists and agnostics to convert to evangelical christianity upon eye contact Wouldn't Hurt a fly, or his wife either 18-1 Supermodel Brazilian wife makes more money than him (what a cuck) Absolutely murders his competition Arguably not as vital to hiš team as the head coach Too much of a coward to ask for a higher pay like Russell Wilson or Aaron Rodgers, knows his coach will instantly cut him if he asks for more Doesn't need skill or talent to win games, only needs God's divine intervention 15 A derpy inconsistent horsefaced Quarterback is his weakness somehow Easily the greatest QB fo play for the "broncos Made a twitter solely to proclaím his innocence, silencing the haters Camps behind his offensive line Extremely pure, maintained his virginity well into his 30's, will not have sex before marriage A first round draft pick, ensuring his success as a player Was a super low draft pick Doesn't play a pussy position like a QB is one of the best running backs to play the game, an absolute'mónster on and off the field Ambiguous political beliefs but probably republičan No mysteries about his politics, he's definitely a redblooded republican christian patriot a Knifed Through the defenses of his competition Virgin Tom Brady vs The Chad Tim Tebow vs THE THAD OJ SIMPSON
Offensive Line: Thad Innocent NFL AU-Star
 The Chad God's Holy Quarterback
 Virgin "Goat"
 Strikes unique prayer poses
 after every touchdown to
 remain in Jésus Christ's favor
 The best Thing to
 happen to the
 buffalo bills, true
 bills fans know
 he's innocent
 Proven
 innocent in a
 court of law
 Kisses his son
 on the lips
 Lost 3 superbowls
 somehow Got the
 Broncos into the
 playoffs, providing
 undeniable evidence
 that God exists
 Instantly causes
 atheists and agnostics
 to convert to
 evangelical christianity
 upon eye contact
 Wouldn't Hurt
 a fly, or his
 wife either
 18-1
 Supermodel Brazilian
 wife makes more money
 than him (what a cuck)
 Absolutely murders
 his competition
 Arguably not as
 vital to hiš team as
 the head coach
 Too much of a coward to
 ask for a higher pay like
 Russell Wilson or Aaron
 Rodgers, knows his
 coach will instantly cut
 him if he asks for more
 Doesn't need skill or
 talent to win games,
 only needs God's
 divine intervention
 15
 A derpy inconsistent
 horsefaced
 Quarterback is his
 weakness somehow
 Easily the greatest QB
 fo play for the
 "broncos
 Made a twitter
 solely to
 proclaím his
 innocence,
 silencing the
 haters
 Camps behind
 his offensive line
 Extremely pure,
 maintained his
 virginity well into his
 30's, will not have
 sex before marriage
 A first round draft
 pick, ensuring his
 success as a
 player
 Was a super
 low draft pick
 Doesn't play a pussy position
 like a QB is one of the best
 running backs to play the
 game, an absolute'mónster
 on and off the field
 Ambiguous
 political beliefs but
 probably
 republičan
 No mysteries about his
 politics, he's definitely a
 redblooded republican
 christian patriot
 a
 Knifed Through the
 defenses of his
 competition
Virgin Tom Brady vs The Chad Tim Tebow vs THE THAD OJ SIMPSON

Virgin Tom Brady vs The Chad Tim Tebow vs THE THAD OJ SIMPSON

Offensive Line: THE EXCUSE CREATOR CHOOSE A CHOOSE A + CHOOSE A DELAYING FACTOR LEAD-IN PERPETRATOR I'm sorry but... gave me a hickey. your mom.. uied to kill me. OPlease forgive me... OPrincess Peach... ran me over with a diesel backhoc. Beg you a thousand par- dons... OGodzilla... ihe offensive line of the 76 Dallas Cowboys.. died in front of me. D I apologize, however... ate my homnework. I'm never usually like a handicapped gentle- this... inied to seduce me. man. a riceratops named Penelope... O the inventor of the slan- OYou're never going to beat me into submission. believe this... Ohid my Trapper Keeper Guess what hap- ket... pened?!?.. the director of 101 Dal stole my bicycle. OHoly shit! Get this... mations... slept with my uncle. Othe little Asian kid from Indiana Jones.. aman with 6 fingers on OBoy do I have a story for called me "too gay to fly you.. a kite," whatever that So I was minding my ow business and boom!.. means. his right hand... stole my identity my mom... The most unbelievable broke into my house. thing just happened... O Raiden from Mortal Kombat.. put me in a Chinese finger O I couldn't be more apolo- getic but.. O Sorry I'm late... trap. OMayor McCheese... came after me. Scrooge McDuck... came on me OI couldn't because... the ghost of Margaret Thatcher... go texted racial slurs from my phone. O I couldn't help it... the ghost of Hitler... spin-kicked me in the This is a terrible excuse Ghost Dad... collar bone. but... tried to sell me vacuum cleaners the entire Roman This is going to sound crazy but... Holy Moses!... Empir... crapped in my gas tank O Kevin Ware's leg bone... made me golf in shoes a British chap... O Blimey! Sory I'm late guv'nha.. filled with macaroni and O a Hasidic Jew.. cheese. pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio O My bad... OKevin Spacey... OKevin Costner's stunt O I swear it wasn't my faul... double... OI lost track of time made me find Jesus. O Kevin McCallister's real because... life fake tarantuala... kept telling me knock knock jokes. O I feel terible, bu. the editors at Mandato- гу... Don't blame me... The Perfect Excuse Creator.
Offensive Line: THE EXCUSE CREATOR
 CHOOSE A
 CHOOSE A
 +
 CHOOSE A
 DELAYING FACTOR
 LEAD-IN
 PERPETRATOR
 I'm sorry but...
 gave me a hickey.
 your mom..
 uied to kill me.
 OPlease forgive me...
 OPrincess Peach...
 ran me over with a diesel
 backhoc.
 Beg you a thousand par-
 dons...
 OGodzilla...
 ihe offensive line of the
 76 Dallas Cowboys..
 died in front of me.
 D I apologize, however...
 ate my homnework.
 I'm never usually like
 a handicapped gentle-
 this...
 inied to seduce me.
 man.
 a riceratops named
 Penelope...
 O the inventor of the slan-
 OYou're never going to
 beat me into submission.
 believe this...
 Ohid my Trapper Keeper
 Guess what hap-
 ket...
 pened?!?..
 the director of 101 Dal
 stole my bicycle.
 OHoly shit! Get this...
 mations...
 slept with my uncle.
 Othe little Asian kid from
 Indiana Jones..
 aman with 6 fingers on
 OBoy do I have a story for
 called me "too gay to fly
 you..
 a kite," whatever that
 So I was minding my ow
 business and boom!..
 means.
 his right hand...
 stole my identity
 my mom...
 The most unbelievable
 broke into my house.
 thing just happened...
 O Raiden from Mortal
 Kombat..
 put me in a Chinese finger
 O I couldn't be more apolo-
 getic but..
 O Sorry I'm late...
 trap.
 OMayor McCheese...
 came after me.
 Scrooge McDuck...
 came on me
 OI couldn't
 because...
 the ghost of Margaret
 Thatcher...
 go
 texted racial slurs from my
 phone.
 O I couldn't help it...
 the ghost of Hitler...
 spin-kicked me in the
 This is a terrible excuse
 Ghost Dad...
 collar bone.
 but...
 tried to sell me vacuum
 cleaners
 the entire Roman
 This is going to sound
 crazy but...
 Holy Moses!...
 Empir...
 crapped in my gas tank
 O Kevin Ware's leg bone...
 made me golf in shoes
 a British chap...
 O Blimey! Sory I'm late
 guv'nha..
 filled with macaroni and
 O a Hasidic Jew..
 cheese.
 pulled me over in a stolen
 cop car and demanded
 fellatio
 O My bad...
 OKevin Spacey...
 OKevin Costner's stunt
 O I swear it wasn't my faul...
 double...
 OI lost track of time
 made me find Jesus.
 O Kevin McCallister's real
 because...
 life fake tarantuala...
 kept telling me knock
 knock jokes.
 O I feel terible, bu.
 the editors at Mandato-
 гу...
 Don't blame me...
The Perfect Excuse Creator.

The Perfect Excuse Creator.

Offensive Line: THE EXCUSE CREATOR CHOOSE A CHOOSE A CHOOSE A PERPETRATOR LEAD-IN DELAYING FACTOR O I'm sorry but... O gave me a hickey. O your mom... O tried to kill me. O Please forgive me... O Princess Peach... O ran me over with a diescl backhoe. O Beg you a thousand par- O Godzilla. dons... O the offensive line of the O died in front of me. O I apologize, however.. *76 Dallas Cowboys... O ate my homework. O a handicapped gentle- O I'm never usually like this... O tried to seduee me. man... O a triceratops named Penelope.. O the inventor of the slan- O You're never going to O beat me into submission. believe this... O hid my Trapper Keeper. O Guess what hap- pened?!?. ket... O stole my bicycle. O the director of 101 Dal- mations... O Holy shit! Get this... O slept with my uncle. O Boy do I have a story for O the little Asian kid from Indiana Jones... O called me "too gay to fly a kite," whatever that you... O a man with 6 fingers on his right hand... O So I was minding my owII business and boom!... means. O stole my identity. O my mom... O The most unbelievable thing just happened.. O broke into my house. O Raiden from Mortal O put me in a Chinese finger Kombat... O I couldn't be more apolo- getic but... trap. O Mayor McCheese... O came alter me. O Sorry I'm late,. O Scrooge McDuck... O came on me. O I couldn't go because.. O the ghost of Margaret O texted racial slurs from my phone. Thatcher.. O I couldn't help it... O the ghost of Hitler... O spin-kicked me in the collar bone. O This is a terrible excuse O Ghost Dad... but.. O tried to sell me vacuum O the entire Roman O This is going to sound cleaners. Empire. 12 crazy but.. O crapped in my gas tank. O Kevin Ware's leg bone... O Holv Moses!.. O made me golf in shoes O a British chap... O Blimey! Sorry I'in late guv'nha. filled with macaroni and O a Hasidic Jew... cheese. O My bad... O Kevin Spacey.. O pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio. O Kevin Costner's stunt O I swear it wasn't my fault... double.. O I lost track of time O made me find Jesus. O Kevin McCallister's real because.. life fake tarantuala... O kept telling me knock knock jokes. O I feel terrible, but.. O the editors at Mandato- ry... O Don't blaume me... MANDATORY.com Uber Humor I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I lost track of time because Kevin Spacey crapped in my gas tank…http://meme-rage.tumblr.com
Offensive Line: THE EXCUSE CREATOR
 CHOOSE A
 CHOOSE A
 CHOOSE A
 PERPETRATOR
 LEAD-IN
 DELAYING FACTOR
 O I'm sorry but...
 O gave me a hickey.
 O your mom...
 O tried to kill me.
 O Please forgive me...
 O Princess Peach...
 O ran me over with a diescl
 backhoe.
 O Beg you a thousand par-
 O Godzilla.
 dons...
 O the offensive line of the
 O died in front of me.
 O I apologize, however..
 *76 Dallas Cowboys...
 O ate my homework.
 O a handicapped gentle-
 O I'm never usually like
 this...
 O tried to seduee me.
 man...
 O a triceratops named
 Penelope..
 O the inventor of the slan-
 O You're never going to
 O beat me into submission.
 believe this...
 O hid my Trapper Keeper.
 O Guess what hap-
 pened?!?.
 ket...
 O stole my bicycle.
 O the director of 101 Dal-
 mations...
 O Holy shit! Get this...
 O slept with my uncle.
 O Boy do I have a story for
 O the little Asian kid from
 Indiana Jones...
 O called me "too gay to fly
 a kite," whatever that
 you...
 O a man with 6 fingers on
 his right hand...
 O So I was minding my owII
 business and boom!...
 means.
 O stole my identity.
 O my mom...
 O The most unbelievable
 thing just happened..
 O broke into my house.
 O Raiden from Mortal
 O put me in a Chinese finger
 Kombat...
 O I couldn't be more apolo-
 getic but...
 trap.
 O Mayor McCheese...
 O came alter me.
 O Sorry I'm late,.
 O Scrooge McDuck...
 O came on me.
 O I couldn't go because..
 O the ghost of Margaret
 O texted racial slurs from my
 phone.
 Thatcher..
 O I couldn't help it...
 O the ghost of Hitler...
 O spin-kicked me in the
 collar bone.
 O This is a terrible excuse
 O Ghost Dad...
 but..
 O tried to sell me vacuum
 O the entire Roman
 O This is going to sound
 cleaners.
 Empire.
 12
 crazy but..
 O crapped in my gas tank.
 O Kevin Ware's leg bone...
 O Holv Moses!..
 O made me golf in shoes
 O a British chap...
 O Blimey! Sorry I'in late
 guv'nha.
 filled with macaroni and
 O
 a Hasidic Jew...
 cheese.
 O My bad...
 O Kevin Spacey..
 O pulled me over in a stolen
 cop car and demanded
 fellatio.
 O Kevin Costner's stunt
 O I swear it wasn't my fault...
 double..
 O I lost track of time
 O made me find Jesus.
 O Kevin McCallister's real
 because..
 life fake tarantuala...
 O kept telling me knock
 knock jokes.
 O I feel terrible, but..
 O the editors at Mandato-
 ry...
 O Don't blaume me...
 MANDATORY.com
 Uber Humor
 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
I lost track of time because Kevin Spacey crapped in my gas tank…http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

I lost track of time because Kevin Spacey crapped in my gas tank…http://meme-rage.tumblr.com