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oh you: Oh you’re going to make me CRUMB

oh you: Oh you’re going to make me CRUMB

oh you: Oh you’re going to make me CRUMB

Oh you’re going to make me CRUMB

oh you: Oh, you jerk!

oh you: Oh, you jerk!

Oh, you jerk!

oh you: Oh? you are approaching me?

oh you: Oh? you are approaching me?

Oh? you are approaching me?

oh you: Oh you are crazy honey

oh you: Oh you are crazy honey

Oh you are crazy honey

oh you: electrifyingnight: imaghosttown: kradeiz: arrghigiveup: gale-of-the-nomads: notsomerryerry: chabbit: bulbasaur-propaganda: Growing up with your starters Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo: Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs. Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle. Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely. Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now. Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things. Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding! @noelle217 This is adorable They just posted some more! [source] And some more! “They like to fawn around like a spoiled kid between my arms” “Since they got big, They’ve become bold.” “They hold my hands, playfully touching.”“He’s not obedient, he touches my hands when I sleep/nap.” “They seek attention when I’m sulking.”“Now they’re big, they do it unwaveringly, but, It’s a little cute…” “When they worry, they wrap (their tail) around things.”“Since becoming big, they’re restrained.” “When it’s attention time, they take their place in my clothes.” “Uh,,, my clothes,, oh you’re so happy, well, in that case it’s good…” “They hold out a pretty flower for me.”“Today, they held out a (spring flower?) to me. Thanks!!” Thank you for the updated translations!

oh you: electrifyingnight:

imaghosttown:

kradeiz:

arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist:

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more!

“They like to fawn around like a spoiled kid between my arms” “Since they got big, They’ve become bold.”
“They hold my hands, playfully touching.”“He’s not obedient, he touches my hands when I sleep/nap.”
“They seek attention when I’m sulking.”“Now they’re big, they do it unwaveringly, but, It’s a little cute…”

“When they worry, they wrap (their tail) around things.”“Since becoming big, they’re restrained.”
“When it’s attention time, they take their place in my clothes.” “Uh,,, my clothes,, oh you’re so happy, well, in that case it’s good…”
“They hold out a pretty flower for me.”“Today, they held out a (spring flower?) to me. Thanks!!”

Thank you for the updated translations!

oh you: electrifyingnight:

imaghosttown:

kradeiz:

arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist:

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more!

“They like to fawn around like a spoiled kid between my arms” “Since they got big, They’ve become bold.”
“They hold my hands, playfully touching.”“He’s not obedient, he touches my hands when I sleep/nap.”
“They seek attention when I’m sulking.”“Now they’re big, they do it unwaveringly, but, It’s a little cute…”

“When they worry, they wrap (their tail) around things.”“Since becoming big, they’re restrained.”
“When it’s attention time, they take their place in my clothes.” “Uh,,, my clothes,, oh you’re so happy, well, in that case it’s good…”
“They hold out a pretty flower for me.”“Today, they held out a (spring flower?) to me. Thanks!!”

Thank you for the updated translations!

electrifyingnight: imaghosttown: kradeiz: arrghigiveup: gale-of-the-nomads: notsomerryerry: chabbit: bulbasaur-propaganda: Growi...

oh you: It’s his oh you betcha

oh you: It’s his oh you betcha

It’s his oh you betcha

oh you: Oh, you’re Turing complete?

oh you: Oh, you’re Turing complete?

oh you: Oh, you’re Turing complete?

Oh, you’re Turing complete?

oh you: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to wvorry about I go on airplanes first drinking and driving I don't have to do my My electric bill's lower than yours Tride the train for half fare. Own lawn Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've I don't have to watch somebody age ever been with is a 10 You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's howI know people. It's very cool that way. reddit awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

oh you: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
awesomacious:

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

oh you: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
awesomacious:

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

oh you: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED? THATS OK, EVERYONE HAS EMOTIONAL REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR DEPRESSION IS VALID AND PEOPLE CARE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF KING imgfip.com awesomacious: Take care of yourself :)

oh you: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED?
THATS OK, EVERYONE HAS EMOTIONAL
REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR DEPRESSION IS
VALID AND PEOPLE CARE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF KING
imgfip.com
awesomacious:

Take care of yourself :)

oh you: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED?
THATS OK, EVERYONE HAS EMOTIONAL
REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR DEPRESSION IS
VALID AND PEOPLE CARE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF KING
imgfip.com
awesomacious:

Take care of yourself :)

awesomacious: Take care of yourself :)

oh you: Hey man, wanna go on a trip and explore the G spot Sure, if we can get pizza after Haha oh you misunderstood. I am not interested in you as a person at all. I just want the D. No Pizza, No D Gesendet Okay you can bring pizza The negotiations were short

oh you: Hey man, wanna go on a trip and
explore the G spot
Sure, if we can get pizza after
Haha oh you misunderstood. I am
not interested in you as a person
at all. I just want the D.
No Pizza, No D
Gesendet
Okay you can bring pizza
The negotiations were short

oh you: Hey man, wanna go on a trip and
explore the G spot
Sure, if we can get pizza after
Haha oh you misunderstood. I am
not interested in you as a person
at all. I just want the D.
No Pizza, No D
Gesendet
Okay you can bring pizza
The negotiations were short

The negotiations were short

oh you: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to wvorry about I go on airplanes first drinking and driving I don't have to do my My electric bill's lower than yours Tride the train for half fare. Own lawn Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've I don't have to watch somebody age ever been with is a 10 You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's howI know people. It's very cool that way. reddit Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

oh you: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

oh you: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

oh you: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED? THATS OK, EVERYONE HAS EMOTIONAL REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR DEPRESSION IS VALID AND PEOPLE CARE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF KING imgfip.com Take care of yourself :)

oh you: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED?
THATS OK, EVERYONE HAS EMOTIONAL
REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR DEPRESSION IS
VALID AND PEOPLE CARE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF KING
imgfip.com
Take care of yourself :)

oh you: OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED?
THATS OK, EVERYONE HAS EMOTIONAL
REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR DEPRESSION IS
VALID AND PEOPLE CARE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF KING
imgfip.com
Take care of yourself :)

Take care of yourself :)

oh you: "OH, YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE?" Memes in 2012 IM PREGNANT. Memes in 2019 Don't make me commit a melony

oh you: "OH, YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE?"
Memes
in 2012
IM PREGNANT.
Memes
in 2019
Don't make me commit a melony

oh you: "OH, YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE?"
Memes
in 2012
IM PREGNANT.
Memes
in 2019
Don't make me commit a melony

oh you: rii abrego @ MOMOCON AA52 @riibrego maybe my favorite memory from back when I still worked at the coffee shop was this time a woman came by with a tiny barking dog. she told us "oh, you have to tell him he's beautiful or he gets upset" so we told him and he IMMEDIATELY stopped barking

oh you: rii abrego @ MOMOCON AA52
@riibrego
maybe my favorite memory from back
when I still worked at the coffee shop
was this time a woman came by with a
tiny barking dog. she told us "oh, you
have to tell him he's beautiful or he gets
upset" so we told him and he
IMMEDIATELY stopped barking

oh you: rii abrego @ MOMOCON AA52
@riibrego
maybe my favorite memory from back
when I still worked at the coffee shop
was this time a woman came by with a
tiny barking dog. she told us "oh, you
have to tell him he's beautiful or he gets
upset" so we told him and he
IMMEDIATELY stopped barking

oh you: Boomers : i hate my wife Millennials : i hate my life Gen Z: Uh oh, you made a serious FUCKY WUCKY NOW YOU HAVE TO GET IN THE forever bo x fucky wucky

oh you: Boomers : i hate my wife
Millennials : i hate my life
Gen Z:
Uh oh,
you made a serious
FUCKY WUCKY
NOW YOU HAVE
TO GET IN THE
forever bo x
fucky wucky

oh you: Boomers : i hate my wife
Millennials : i hate my life
Gen Z:
Uh oh,
you made a serious
FUCKY WUCKY
NOW YOU HAVE
TO GET IN THE
forever bo x
fucky wucky

fucky wucky

oh you: When you buy a nice present for someone you love and they respond, "Oh, you shouldn't have!" fucking deserve You get what you awesomacious: Thank you, Joker

oh you: When you buy a nice present for someone you love
and they respond, "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
fucking deserve
You get what you
awesomacious:

Thank you, Joker

oh you: When you buy a nice present for someone you love
and they respond, "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
fucking deserve
You get what you
awesomacious:

Thank you, Joker

awesomacious: Thank you, Joker

oh you: WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? OH, YOU KNOW. ROLLED IN STUFF. AWO, KEVIN. AWO. SMELLED THINGS. OTHER WOLF ACTIVITIES. YOU? I ATE A SQUIRREL I FOUND IN THE STREET. Awoo, GUYS! AwOO, TIM! AWOO. NICE Awoo (c)AC Stuart patreon.com/awoocomic AWOO

oh you: WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
OH, YOU KNOW.
ROLLED IN STUFF.
AWO,
KEVIN.
AWO.
SMELLED
THINGS.
OTHER
WOLF
ACTIVITIES.
YOU?
I ATE A
SQUIRREL
I FOUND
IN THE
STREET.
Awoo, GUYS!
AwOO,
TIM!
AWOO.
NICE
Awoo (c)AC Stuart
patreon.com/awoocomic
AWOO

oh you: WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
OH, YOU KNOW.
ROLLED IN STUFF.
AWO,
KEVIN.
AWO.
SMELLED
THINGS.
OTHER
WOLF
ACTIVITIES.
YOU?
I ATE A
SQUIRREL
I FOUND
IN THE
STREET.
Awoo, GUYS!
AwOO,
TIM!
AWOO.
NICE
Awoo (c)AC Stuart
patreon.com/awoocomic
AWOO

AWOO

oh you: Неу What's your address? 7:05 PM I 173.168.15.10 7:05 PM No man. Your local address. 7:05 PM / 127.0.0.1 7:06 PM Oh you geeky nerd!!! I mean your physical address. 11:46 PM 29:01:38:62:31:58 11:47 PM Computer engineers be like I live at 127.0.0.1

oh you: Неу
What's your address?
7:05 PM I
173.168.15.10 7:05 PM
No man. Your local address. 7:05 PM
/
127.0.0.1
7:06 PM
Oh you geeky nerd!!!
I mean your physical address.
11:46 PM
29:01:38:62:31:58
11:47 PM
Computer engineers be like
I live at 127.0.0.1

oh you: Неу
What's your address?
7:05 PM I
173.168.15.10 7:05 PM
No man. Your local address. 7:05 PM
/
127.0.0.1
7:06 PM
Oh you geeky nerd!!!
I mean your physical address.
11:46 PM
29:01:38:62:31:58
11:47 PM
Computer engineers be like
I live at 127.0.0.1

I live at 127.0.0.1

oh you: I...I can't remember anyt bing Ay of that.. Et h.. Ederia...Im. Listen, 'Hordak' Ill say this one more time 50 listen up. You are a princess of etheria Princess Hordak fwitch ..are you sure? because Oh, you can believe me, Princess. you should I still can't use ary magic! Is this really the right gësture? Yes! you just need to practice! AHAHAHAHAH OH MYGODHAH CATRA TOLD YOU WHAT?! pffft Don't ruin this, Sparkles a-sad-bluberry: doodle shitpostvery serious season 5 prediction +

oh you: I...I can't
remember anyt bing
Ay of that..
Et h..
Ederia...Im.
Listen, 'Hordak'
Ill say this
one more time
50 listen up.

You are a princess of etheria
Princess Hordak
fwitch
..are you sure?
because
Oh, you can believe me, Princess. you should

I still can't use ary magic!
Is this really the right gësture?
Yes! you just
need to practice!
AHAHAHAHAH
OH MYGODHAH

CATRA TOLD
YOU WHAT?!
pffft
Don't ruin this,
Sparkles
a-sad-bluberry:

doodle shitpostvery serious season 5 prediction

+

oh you: I...I can't
remember anyt bing
Ay of that..
Et h..
Ederia...Im.
Listen, 'Hordak'
Ill say this
one more time
50 listen up.

You are a princess of etheria
Princess Hordak
fwitch
..are you sure?
because
Oh, you can believe me, Princess. you should

I still can't use ary magic!
Is this really the right gësture?
Yes! you just
need to practice!
AHAHAHAHAH
OH MYGODHAH

CATRA TOLD
YOU WHAT?!
pffft
Don't ruin this,
Sparkles
a-sad-bluberry:

doodle shitpostvery serious season 5 prediction

+

a-sad-bluberry: doodle shitpostvery serious season 5 prediction +

oh you: Alled & friends toddler car WANT THAT CRAYON!! WANT THAT! DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT! HEY NOW. SAY "PLEASE." WAIT, WHAT IS IT YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY? 41 OH! YOU SAID IT! HERE YOU GO. PLEASE. @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com Say “Please”

oh you: Alled
& friends toddler
car
WANT THAT
CRAYON!!
WANT THAT!
DON'T WANT
TO SAY THAT!
HEY NOW.
SAY "PLEASE."
WAIT, WHAT IS
IT YOU DON'T
WANT TO SAY?
41
OH!
YOU SAID IT!
HERE YOU GO.
PLEASE.
@map_entertainments
carandfriends.mapentertainments.com
Say “Please”

oh you: Alled
& friends toddler
car
WANT THAT
CRAYON!!
WANT THAT!
DON'T WANT
TO SAY THAT!
HEY NOW.
SAY "PLEASE."
WAIT, WHAT IS
IT YOU DON'T
WANT TO SAY?
41
OH!
YOU SAID IT!
HERE YOU GO.
PLEASE.
@map_entertainments
carandfriends.mapentertainments.com
Say “Please”

Say “Please”

oh you: SHOOTING STAR A SHOOTING STAR! MAKE A WISH! I WISH WE LIVED IN A BETTER NEIGHBORHOOD. OH,YOu! DENNISDOODLEZ Shooting star! [OC]

oh you: SHOOTING STAR
A SHOOTING STAR!
MAKE A WISH!
I WISH WE LIVED
IN A BETTER
NEIGHBORHOOD.
OH,YOu!
DENNISDOODLEZ
Shooting star! [OC]

oh you: SHOOTING STAR
A SHOOTING STAR!
MAKE A WISH!
I WISH WE LIVED
IN A BETTER
NEIGHBORHOOD.
OH,YOu!
DENNISDOODLEZ
Shooting star! [OC]

Shooting star! [OC]

oh you: you will break. but oh, you will heal. k. azizian

oh you: you will break.
but oh,
you will heal.
k. azizian

oh you: you will break.
but oh,
you will heal.
k. azizian

oh you: Vo) LTE 20:04 Today 19:56 Hey future wife Oh hey there baby daddy Your favourite disappointment is back Where'd you go Oh You know Mostly just cried in the shower Damn for like 3 weeks? Sometimes it be like that Impressive If you think that's impressive you'll love the post sex crying Damn I just thought that was me Sike I don't cry after sex because I don't have it LMAO Type a message.. GIF < We’ve been matched since 2015 and neither one of us has done anything about it

oh you: Vo)
LTE
20:04
Today 19:56
Hey future wife
Oh hey there baby daddy
Your favourite disappointment is
back
Where'd you go
Oh You know
Mostly just cried in the shower
Damn for like 3 weeks?
Sometimes it be like that
Impressive
If you think that's impressive you'll
love the post sex crying
Damn I just thought that was me
Sike I don't cry after sex because I
don't have it
LMAO
Type a message..
GIF
<
We’ve been matched since 2015 and neither one of us has done anything about it

oh you: Vo)
LTE
20:04
Today 19:56
Hey future wife
Oh hey there baby daddy
Your favourite disappointment is
back
Where'd you go
Oh You know
Mostly just cried in the shower
Damn for like 3 weeks?
Sometimes it be like that
Impressive
If you think that's impressive you'll
love the post sex crying
Damn I just thought that was me
Sike I don't cry after sex because I
don't have it
LMAO
Type a message..
GIF
<
We’ve been matched since 2015 and neither one of us has done anything about it

We’ve been matched since 2015 and neither one of us has done anything about it

oh you: mom saying "Oh you woke up early" me who hasn't gone to sleep Yes, but..

oh you: mom saying
"Oh you
woke up early"
me who hasn't
gone to sleep
Yes, but..

oh you: mom saying
"Oh you
woke up early"
me who hasn't
gone to sleep
Yes, but..

Yes, but..

oh you: mom saying "Oh you woke up early" me who hasn't gone to sleep Yes, but..

oh you: mom saying
"Oh you
woke up early"
me who hasn't
gone to sleep
Yes, but..

oh you: mom saying
"Oh you
woke up early"
me who hasn't
gone to sleep
Yes, but..

Yes, but..

oh you: camila_cabello Oh you bet your ass I bent the knee https://t.co/xetsNxPxPq

oh you: camila_cabello
Oh
you bet
your ass I
bent the knee
https://t.co/xetsNxPxPq

oh you: camila_cabello
Oh
you bet
your ass I
bent the knee
https://t.co/xetsNxPxPq

https://t.co/xetsNxPxPq

oh you: Hi Hey who's this? *Clears throat* it's Brandon from class "sweating profusely* Um I think you got the wrong number haha *Looks down at the ground, twirling thumbs* Shannon g-gave me your number That's cool but you have the wrong number... I'm a 25 year old man Cmonnnn it's Brandon from ECON. I asked Shannon for your number. Let's hangout s *hand itching to unzip pants* Brandon you have the wrong number. I'm not a woman, I literally have a mustache Oh you poor, poor man No Yes avecesarial: Shoutout to shannon for giving him the wrong number tho

oh you: Hi
Hey who's this?
*Clears throat* it's Brandon
from class "sweating
profusely*
Um I think you got the
wrong number haha
*Looks down at the ground,
twirling thumbs* Shannon
g-gave me your number
That's cool but you have the
wrong number... I'm a 25
year old man
Cmonnnn it's Brandon from
ECON. I asked Shannon for
your number. Let's hangout
s *hand itching to unzip
pants*
Brandon you have the
wrong number. I'm not a
woman, I literally have a
mustache
Oh you poor, poor man
No
Yes
avecesarial:
Shoutout to shannon for giving him the wrong number tho

oh you: Hi
Hey who's this?
*Clears throat* it's Brandon
from class "sweating
profusely*
Um I think you got the
wrong number haha
*Looks down at the ground,
twirling thumbs* Shannon
g-gave me your number
That's cool but you have the
wrong number... I'm a 25
year old man
Cmonnnn it's Brandon from
ECON. I asked Shannon for
your number. Let's hangout
s *hand itching to unzip
pants*
Brandon you have the
wrong number. I'm not a
woman, I literally have a
mustache
Oh you poor, poor man
No
Yes
avecesarial:
Shoutout to shannon for giving him the wrong number tho

avecesarial: Shoutout to shannon for giving him the wrong number tho

oh you: Bill Gross @Bill Gross In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D- printed the 'Save' Icon." 3M 3.5, DS doubie sde STP This is brutal. This is brutal

oh you: Bill Gross
@Bill Gross
In the "I'm getting old" department.., a
kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-
printed the 'Save' Icon."
3M
3.5, DS
doubie sde
STP
This is brutal.
This is brutal

oh you: Bill Gross
@Bill Gross
In the "I'm getting old" department.., a
kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-
printed the 'Save' Icon."
3M
3.5, DS
doubie sde
STP
This is brutal.
This is brutal

This is brutal

oh you: egalitariste: feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle: edwardspoonhands: cassandracroft So this is what trust looks like. Funny, my first thought was "So this is what the patriarchy looks like." Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives. Woman: "Hey, can we just... Drop the bow?" Man: "WHY DONT YOU TRUST ME I'M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!" Woman : "No it's just... Well I'm afraid." Man: "But why? Look at me, I'm not afraid. And we're equal, look, we pull the bow together." Woman: "I think we're not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can't." Man : "What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You're so agressive!" Woman: "That's not what I mean, we were talking about equality: you can hurt me, I can't." Man: "Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want." Woman: "That's not the same thing, it will never kill you." Man "Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsability it giving to me?" witchesversuspatriarchy: So this is what the patriarchy looks like

oh you: egalitariste:
feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:
edwardspoonhands:
cassandracroft
So this is what trust looks like.
Funny, my first thought was "So this is what the patriarchy looks like."
Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.
Woman: "Hey, can we just... Drop the bow?"
Man: "WHY DONT YOU TRUST ME I'M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME
THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!"
Woman : "No it's just... Well I'm afraid."
Man: "But why? Look at me, I'm not afraid. And we're equal, look, we pull the bow
together."
Woman: "I think we're not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can't."
Man : "What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You're so agressive!"
Woman: "That's not what I mean, we were talking about equality: you can hurt me, I can't."
Man: "Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want."
Woman: "That's not the same thing, it will never kill you."
Man "Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of
holding the arrow? Of the responsability it giving to me?"
witchesversuspatriarchy:

So this is what the patriarchy looks like

oh you: egalitariste:
feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:
edwardspoonhands:
cassandracroft
So this is what trust looks like.
Funny, my first thought was "So this is what the patriarchy looks like."
Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.
Woman: "Hey, can we just... Drop the bow?"
Man: "WHY DONT YOU TRUST ME I'M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME
THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!"
Woman : "No it's just... Well I'm afraid."
Man: "But why? Look at me, I'm not afraid. And we're equal, look, we pull the bow
together."
Woman: "I think we're not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can't."
Man : "What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You're so agressive!"
Woman: "That's not what I mean, we were talking about equality: you can hurt me, I can't."
Man: "Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want."
Woman: "That's not the same thing, it will never kill you."
Man "Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of
holding the arrow? Of the responsability it giving to me?"
witchesversuspatriarchy:

So this is what the patriarchy looks like

witchesversuspatriarchy: So this is what the patriarchy looks like

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oh you: ALRIGHT, LE TS Go OUT! YEAH, WANNA GO, LETS Go! BUDDY YOU WANNA 60? YEAH, LETS GO ON A DATE! WANNA GO ON A DATE? DO YOU WANT A KID?? GIRL, ARE Υου FITTIΝ TO SMASH? UGH OH MY GOD, NO OH YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH... THE PATRIARCHY I'M A FEMINIST infinite-mirrors: more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

oh you: ALRIGHT, LE TS
Go OUT!
YEAH,
WANNA GO,
LETS
Go!
BUDDY
YOU WANNA
60?
YEAH, LETS GO ON
A DATE!
WANNA GO
ON A
DATE?
DO YOU WANT
A KID??

GIRL, ARE
Υου FITTIΝ
TO SMASH?
UGH
OH MY
GOD,
NO
OH YOU
DIDN'T LET
ME FINISH...
THE
PATRIARCHY
I'M A
FEMINIST
infinite-mirrors:

more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

oh you: ALRIGHT, LE TS
Go OUT!
YEAH,
WANNA GO,
LETS
Go!
BUDDY
YOU WANNA
60?
YEAH, LETS GO ON
A DATE!
WANNA GO
ON A
DATE?
DO YOU WANT
A KID??

GIRL, ARE
Υου FITTIΝ
TO SMASH?
UGH
OH MY
GOD,
NO
OH YOU
DIDN'T LET
ME FINISH...
THE
PATRIARCHY
I'M A
FEMINIST
infinite-mirrors:

more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

infinite-mirrors: more trc vines because I love them and you can’t stop me (part 1 here)

oh you: Me "searches for black market* Google: Oh, you want the fashion store : Bing: Shopping with the bois

oh you: Me "searches for black market*
Google: Oh, you want the fashion
store :
Bing:
Shopping with the bois

oh you: Me "searches for black market*
Google: Oh, you want the fashion
store :
Bing:
Shopping with the bois

Shopping with the bois

oh you: venice witch @horchataqween the other day i politely returned the question "how are you doing?" at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied "oh, you know, same soup just reheated" and i can't stop thin king about that ifunny.co

oh you: venice witch
@horchataqween
the other day i politely returned the
question "how are you doing?" at a
driver who asked the same of me, and
he replied "oh, you know, same soup
just reheated" and i can't stop thin king
about that
ifunny.co

oh you: venice witch
@horchataqween
the other day i politely returned the
question "how are you doing?" at a
driver who asked the same of me, and
he replied "oh, you know, same soup
just reheated" and i can't stop thin king
about that
ifunny.co

oh you: Me: *Doesn't pay attention in class* Teacher: You, what was the last thing I said Me: You said "What was the last thing I said" Teacher: Oh, you tryna act smart now, huh. Go to detention WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT u/its_zack srsfunny: It really do be like that

oh you: Me: *Doesn't pay attention in class*
Teacher: You, what was the last
thing I said
Me: You said "What was the last
thing I said"
Teacher: Oh, you tryna act smart
now, huh. Go to detention
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
u/its_zack
srsfunny:

It really do be like that

oh you: Me: *Doesn't pay attention in class*
Teacher: You, what was the last
thing I said
Me: You said "What was the last
thing I said"
Teacher: Oh, you tryna act smart
now, huh. Go to detention
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
u/its_zack
srsfunny:

It really do be like that

srsfunny: It really do be like that

oh you: Oh? You are approaching me?

oh you: Oh? You are approaching me?

Oh? You are approaching me?

oh you: Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums Big Uzi Vert @BlvckGrip There's food at home Il give you something to cry about I brought you in this world I can take you out (went platinum no features) S

oh you: Oh you love your mom? Name three of her
albums
Big Uzi Vert
@BlvckGrip
There's food at home
Il give you something to cry about
I brought you in this world I can take you out
(went platinum no features)
S

oh you: Oh you love your mom? Name three of her
albums
Big Uzi Vert
@BlvckGrip
There's food at home
Il give you something to cry about
I brought you in this world I can take you out
(went platinum no features)
S

oh you: Girls seeing each other in public: lamy alamy alamy Boys seeing each other in public: alamy Oh, you’re approaching me?

oh you: Girls seeing each other in public:
lamy
alamy
alamy
Boys seeing each other in public:
alamy
Oh, you’re approaching me?

oh you: Girls seeing each other in public:
lamy
alamy
alamy
Boys seeing each other in public:
alamy
Oh, you’re approaching me?

Oh, you’re approaching me?

oh you: Price: $10.06 Sale: $10.05 prime oh you don't have prime? sucks to be you thecrystalfems Jeff Bezos is feeling generous today He’s being too nice

oh you: Price: $10.06
Sale: $10.05 prime
oh you don't have prime? sucks to be
you
thecrystalfems
Jeff Bezos is feeling generous today
He’s being too nice

oh you: Price: $10.06
Sale: $10.05 prime
oh you don't have prime? sucks to be
you
thecrystalfems
Jeff Bezos is feeling generous today
He’s being too nice

He’s being too nice

oh you: [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts* No mine was the 8 of…. oh you got my card

oh you: [At Last Supper]
*Jesus raises bread*
This is my body
raises wine*
& my blood
*pulls out 8 of Clubs*
& this is your card
*Apostles go nuts*
No mine was the 8 of…. oh you got my card

oh you: [At Last Supper]
*Jesus raises bread*
This is my body
raises wine*
& my blood
*pulls out 8 of Clubs*
& this is your card
*Apostles go nuts*
No mine was the 8 of…. oh you got my card

No mine was the 8 of…. oh you got my card

oh you: I'm looking for someone to hang out with where we just roast each other and make stupid jokes over coffee. Are you my girl? Oh you want to be roasted When I'm done with you, you'll go from the jiffy puff marshmallow to a toasted s'more You and I both could use a tan. I don't think you could take it tho, you might burn to a crisp Were already crisp considering we're white than goddamn saltines You're whiter than if they printed out a picture of rice on cardstock You're so white you make whiteout look tan. If I made a mistake I could just put a picture of you to cover up my writing. You're so white people put you on a pole wave you around when they want to surrender You're so white you think water is spicy You're so white, you walk into Starbucks and ask for the usual, they bring you the manager You're so white, you glow in the dark On a scale from (000)-000- 0000 to (999)-999-9999, how white do you think I am? IM DEAD That was smooth as hell Love a good roast battle

oh you: I'm looking for someone to
hang out with where we just
roast each other and make
stupid jokes over coffee. Are
you my girl?
Oh you want to be roasted
When I'm done with you,
you'll go from the jiffy puff
marshmallow to a toasted
s'more
You and I both could use a tan. I
don't think you could take it tho,
you might burn to a crisp
Were already crisp considering
we're white than goddamn
saltines
You're whiter than if they
printed out a picture of rice
on cardstock
You're so white you make
whiteout look tan. If I made
a mistake I could just put a
picture of you to cover up
my writing.
You're so white people put you
on a pole wave you around
when they want to surrender
You're so white you think
water is spicy
You're so white, you walk into
Starbucks and ask for the usual,
they bring you the manager
You're so white, you glow
in the dark
On a scale from (000)-000-
0000 to (999)-999-9999, how
white do you think I am?
IM DEAD
That was smooth as hell
Love a good roast battle

oh you: I'm looking for someone to
hang out with where we just
roast each other and make
stupid jokes over coffee. Are
you my girl?
Oh you want to be roasted
When I'm done with you,
you'll go from the jiffy puff
marshmallow to a toasted
s'more
You and I both could use a tan. I
don't think you could take it tho,
you might burn to a crisp
Were already crisp considering
we're white than goddamn
saltines
You're whiter than if they
printed out a picture of rice
on cardstock
You're so white you make
whiteout look tan. If I made
a mistake I could just put a
picture of you to cover up
my writing.
You're so white people put you
on a pole wave you around
when they want to surrender
You're so white you think
water is spicy
You're so white, you walk into
Starbucks and ask for the usual,
they bring you the manager
You're so white, you glow
in the dark
On a scale from (000)-000-
0000 to (999)-999-9999, how
white do you think I am?
IM DEAD
That was smooth as hell
Love a good roast battle

Love a good roast battle

oh you: falling-off-the-moon i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care. Inever thought about it this way. This is beautiful Source: iapollogise 339,044 notes 1l

oh you: falling-off-the-moon
i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard.They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
Inever thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
Source: iapollogise
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1l

oh you: falling-off-the-moon
i-need-that-seat:
iapollogise:
I love pirates because they have no
concept on albeism. oh you have no
leg? here have a peg leg. no hand??
well guess we gotta put a hook on
that, give those sons of bitches a
surprise. Blind in one eye, put an
eyepatch on no one fucking cares,
youre deaf??? go man the canons you
glorious bastard.They dont care if
youre disabled bcus as long as you
can fuck shit up they literally dont
fucking care.
Inever thought about it this way. This is
beautiful
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oh you: Slate.com 5 hrs . Slate Dear Prudie: Do I have to give them candy? aT T-T Help! Kids From Poorer Neighborhoods Keep Trick- or-Treating in Mine. Slate.com Dear Prudence, I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country, but on one of the more "modest" streets-mostly doctors and lawyers and family business owners. (A few blocks away are billionaires, families with famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I have noticed that on Halloween, what seems like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween isn't a social service or a charity in which l have to buy candy for less fortunate children Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible person, because what's the big deal about making less fortunate kids happy on a holiday? But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services. Should Halloween be a neighborhood activity, or is it legitimately a free-for-all in which people hunt down the best candy grounds for their kids? 91.6K 705 Slate Slate.com's Post See More thebiscuiteternal: lay-some-hate: wahbegan: teaboot: ryulongd: rune-midgarts: goodtimegang: brakehagev2: guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this “more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates lol this is amazing Dear Prudie, I think I just witnessed a murder You fucking monster GET HER PRUDENCE No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE Time for the annual reblog! Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.

oh you: Slate.com
5 hrs .
Slate
Dear Prudie: Do I have to give them candy?
aT
T-T
Help! Kids From Poorer Neighborhoods Keep Trick-
or-Treating in Mine.
Slate.com

Dear Prudence,
I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods
in the country, but on one of the more
"modest" streets-mostly doctors and
lawyers and family business owners. (A few
blocks away are billionaires, families with
famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I
have noticed that on Halloween, what seems
like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are
clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids
arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate
areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween
isn't a social service or a charity in which l
have to buy candy for less fortunate children
Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible
person, because what's the big deal about
making less fortunate kids happy on a
holiday? But it just bugs me, because we
already pay more than enough taxes toward
actual social services. Should Halloween be a
neighborhood activity, or is it legitimately a
free-for-all in which people hunt down the
best candy grounds for their kids?
91.6K 705
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thebiscuiteternal:

lay-some-hate:

wahbegan:

teaboot:

ryulongd:

rune-midgarts:

goodtimegang:

brakehagev2:

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

Dear Prudie,
I think I just witnessed a murder

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

Time for the annual reblog!
Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.

oh you: Slate.com
5 hrs .
Slate
Dear Prudie: Do I have to give them candy?
aT
T-T
Help! Kids From Poorer Neighborhoods Keep Trick-
or-Treating in Mine.
Slate.com

Dear Prudence,
I live in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods
in the country, but on one of the more
"modest" streets-mostly doctors and
lawyers and family business owners. (A few
blocks away are billionaires, families with
famous last names, media moguls, etc.) I
have noticed that on Halloween, what seems
like 75 percent of the trick-or-treaters are
clearly not from this neighborhood. Kids
arrive in overflowing cars from less fortunate
areas. I feel this is inappropriate. Halloween
isn't a social service or a charity in which l
have to buy candy for less fortunate children
Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible
person, because what's the big deal about
making less fortunate kids happy on a
holiday? But it just bugs me, because we
already pay more than enough taxes toward
actual social services. Should Halloween be a
neighborhood activity, or is it legitimately a
free-for-all in which people hunt down the
best candy grounds for their kids?
91.6K 705
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thebiscuiteternal:

lay-some-hate:

wahbegan:

teaboot:

ryulongd:

rune-midgarts:

goodtimegang:

brakehagev2:

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

Dear Prudie,
I think I just witnessed a murder

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

Time for the annual reblog!
Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.

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I'm in the military
Thanks
Haha not specific enough?
Sry my cousin and I say that to military
Oh you meant like thank you for your
service not a sarcastic thanks
"Thank you for your service" is just a
little too formal but I will say it next time
If you're into that
I'd rather you say "thanks daddy" but
we can work out the kinks later
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that as well glad we're on the same
page
Was that a pun
You just punned at me
Type a message
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GIF
(«
Mister President… we got em.

oh you: 11:25
Reddit
I'm in the military
Thanks
Haha not specific enough?
Sry my cousin and I say that to military
Oh you meant like thank you for your
service not a sarcastic thanks
"Thank you for your service" is just a
little too formal but I will say it next time
If you're into that
I'd rather you say "thanks daddy" but
we can work out the kinks later
Sent
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that as well glad we're on the same
page
Was that a pun
You just punned at me
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GIF
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you wanna die AND you want
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