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Fucking, Funny, and Neil deGrasse Tyson: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not that anybody's asked, but New Years Day on the Gregorian Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary event, carrying no Astronomical significance at all Charles C. W. Cooke@char 26 Válasz@neityson felhasználónak It doesn't have any nutritional significance either, according to my restaurateur friend, but somehow he still manages to grasp that it's an important cultural event that doesn't need filtering through his professional lens and explaining as if everyone were a moron. <p><a href="http://blackjackgabbiani.tumblr.com/post/176010599688/how-do-people-get-explaining-as-if-everyone-were" class="tumblr_blog">blackjackgabbiani</a>:</p><blockquote><p>How do people get “explaining as if everyone were a moron” out of anything Tyson says? He’s being funny.<br/></p></blockquote><p>He literally does this all the time. It’s about as “funny“ as an edgy 12-year-old who thinks he’s a genius for knowing that H2O is the chemical compound for water. Plus Tyson does the same “joke“ every fucking year</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e70d045d5d2601df12bc01f3fd328b6/tumblr_pc1qsm3qst1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Yeah that doesn’t get old at all</p>
Fucking, Funny, and Neil deGrasse Tyson: Neil deGrasse Tyson
 @neiltyson
 Not that anybody's asked, but New
 Years Day on the Gregorian
 Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary
 event, carrying no Astronomical
 significance at all

 Charles C. W. Cooke@char
 26
 Válasz@neityson felhasználónak
 It doesn't have any nutritional
 significance either, according to my
 restaurateur friend, but somehow he still
 manages to grasp that it's an important
 cultural event that doesn't need filtering
 through his professional lens and
 explaining as if everyone were a moron.
<p><a href="http://blackjackgabbiani.tumblr.com/post/176010599688/how-do-people-get-explaining-as-if-everyone-were" class="tumblr_blog">blackjackgabbiani</a>:</p><blockquote><p>How do people get “explaining as if everyone were a moron” out of anything Tyson says? He’s being funny.<br/></p></blockquote><p>He literally does this all the time. It’s about as “funny“ as an edgy 12-year-old who thinks he’s a genius for knowing that H2O is the chemical compound for water. Plus Tyson does the same “joke“ every fucking year</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e70d045d5d2601df12bc01f3fd328b6/tumblr_pc1qsm3qst1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Yeah that doesn’t get old at all</p>

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Being Alone, Family, and Parents: Balloon Boy The Untold Stor <p><a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-rationality</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175977121284/this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a-good-chance" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is mind blowing. There’s a good chance “Balloon Boy” from back in 2009 wasn’t actually an intentional hoax at all and this family got screwed over by the justice system and lied about by the media 😳</p> <p>Follow up: <a href="https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY">https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know, I always thought that the most damning evidence against them was the kid’s slip up during the interview, which interestingly enough is the evidence he seemed to gloss over more than the others.  The excuse given by this kid wasn’t just “not a great excuse” it makes no sense.  </p> <p>The kid states that someone asked him vaguely “so what happened about this balloon thing” shortly after he’d spoken to someone else about where he was hiding.  That’s not what happened though, when this kid slips up his parents asked him, “Didn’t you hear us calling for you?” then when he nods yes, they ask “well why didn’t you come out?”  Then the kids answers, “<b>You guys said</b>, we did this for the show.” </p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FwI6UONWCq7A"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wI6UONWCq7A?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>All of which is very different than what the kid’s saying happened in his later excuse. </p> </blockquote> <p>Yes and the video addresses this. It is a weird slip but being that it’s pretty much the only evidence that still stands up and it *is* still the word of a sleep deprived six-year-old who may not have even fully understood the question, especially since they *have* been on shows before, I don’t think that alone is enough to show beyond reasonable doubt that’s a hoax.</p>
Being Alone, Family, and Parents: Balloon Boy
 The Untold Stor
<p><a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-rationality</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175977121284/this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a-good-chance" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
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<p>This is mind blowing. There’s a good chance “Balloon Boy” from back in 2009 wasn’t actually an intentional hoax at all and this family got screwed over by the justice system and lied about by the media 😳</p>

<p>Follow up: <a href="https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY">https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY</a></p>
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<p>I don’t know, I always thought that the most damning evidence against them was the kid’s slip up during the interview, which interestingly enough is the evidence he seemed to gloss over more than the others.  The excuse given by this kid wasn’t just “not a great excuse” it makes no sense.  </p>
<p>The kid states that someone asked him vaguely “so what happened about this balloon thing” shortly after he’d spoken to someone else about where he was hiding.  That’s not what happened though, when this kid slips up his parents asked him, “Didn’t you hear us calling for you?” then when he nods yes, they ask “well why didn’t you come out?”  Then the kids answers, “<b>You guys said</b>, we did this for the show.” </p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FwI6UONWCq7A"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wI6UONWCq7A?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>All of which is very different than what the kid’s saying happened in his later excuse. </p>
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<p>Yes and the video addresses this. It is a weird slip but being that it’s pretty much the only evidence that still stands up and it *is* still the word of a sleep deprived six-year-old who may not have even fully understood the question, especially since they *have* been on shows before, I don’t think that alone is enough to show beyond reasonable doubt that’s a hoax.</p>

<p><a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-...

Books, Dad, and God: l AT&T LTE 6:30 PM * 64% K- <Messages Tea TEAM I erikap Team 10 sex slave theyarehandsom 0 29K Reads ★ 143 Votes :-45 Parts Read #61-chanceandanthony | See all rankings Summary Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm because her dad died when she was three.Her mom is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there house.When the rent is do her mother panics and makes a deal with some boys. Mature Content C All Rights Reserved <p><a href="https://image-transcribing-bot.tumblr.com/post/175966254700/anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore" class="tumblr_blog">image-transcribing-bot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore.tumblr.com/post/175965928876/kittyinhighheels-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://kittyinhighheels.tumblr.com/post/175965858439/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">kittyinhighheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/175965187600/libertarirynn-the-people-on-wattpad-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175964849864/the-people-on-wattpad-are-not-well" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p></blockquote> <p>No matter how much I pray, God does not answer</p> </blockquote> <p>Can you believe that a bunch of books that were published came from wattpad</p> <p>Also look at 1D and Justin Bieber fics. They trump everything </p> </blockquote> <p style="">a;klajsdl;fkjalkd;sfjlaks;df</p> </blockquote> <b>antl AT&amp;T LTE 6:30 PM 41 % 64% (em<br/><br/>¢ 6 m<br/><br/>*-! Woes<br/><br/>44! fh N<br/><br/>Team 10 sex slave<br/><br/>Q theyarehandsom<br/><br/>@ 29K Reads ¥ 143 Votes iZ 45 Parts<br/><br/>o #61 - chanceandanthony | See all ranking<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Summary<br/><br/>Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her mom<br/>because her dad died when she was three.Her mom<br/>is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there<br/>house.When the rent is do her mother panics and<br/>makes a deal with some boys.<br/><br/>o Mature Content<br/><br/>© All Rights Reserved<br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> </small></blockquote> <p>I think I’m having a stroke</p>
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 Summary
 Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm
 because her dad died when she was three.Her mom
 is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there
 house.When the rent is do her mother panics and
 makes a deal with some boys.
 Mature Content
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<blockquote><p><a href="https://anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore.tumblr.com/post/175965928876/kittyinhighheels-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://kittyinhighheels.tumblr.com/post/175965858439/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">kittyinhighheels</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/175965187600/libertarirynn-the-people-on-wattpad-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175964849864/the-people-on-wattpad-are-not-well" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p></blockquote>

<p>No matter how much I pray, God does not answer</p>
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<p>Can you believe that a bunch of books that were published came from wattpad</p>
<p>Also look at 1D and Justin Bieber fics. They trump everything </p>
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<p style="">a;klajsdl;fkjalkd;sfjlaks;df</p>
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<b>antl AT&amp;T LTE 6:30 PM 41 % 64% (em<br/><br/>¢ 6 m<br/><br/>*-! Woes<br/><br/>44! fh N<br/><br/>Team 10 sex slave<br/><br/>Q theyarehandsom<br/><br/>@ 29K Reads ¥ 143 Votes iZ 45 Parts<br/><br/>o #61 - chanceandanthony | See all ranking<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Summary<br/><br/>Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her mom<br/>because her dad died when she was three.Her mom<br/>is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there<br/>house.When the rent is do her mother panics and<br/>makes a deal with some boys.<br/><br/>o Mature Content<br/><br/>© All Rights Reserved<br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a>
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<p>I think I’m having a stroke</p>

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