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Being Alone, Animals, and Church: 7:321 8 hrs Several of us were making our way from across the U.S. to one of the Indian Reservations in Nevada to help revive an Assembly of God missions posted there on the reservation. Some of the Indians in leadership were getting saved and on fire for God There was unrest in the community, because the young men were pursuing martial arts, and some were leaving the spiritual tradition of Indian worship of the earth and specific animals to the Gospel and calling on Jesus. A preacher was on his way with his family to move into the house above the mission to have a powerful ministry there. Some were thrilled to see us all settling in while others were very angry about it. One day shortly after we were all there we found the leaders of the Reservation were having tribal meetings. The way I heard it is the 40 year old man that opposed our being there the most was in a rage at the meeting over us being there, and he fell over dead from a heart attack. Others there at the meeting determined that this preacher had more power than those in opposition, so they decided to all go home and leave it alone. Now, I'm not wanting anyone to die. I'm just wanting those that are corrupt and dishonest in leading our country to just go home and leave it alone. Just felt like sharing.... most prominent men opposing our duly elected president died this morning? I sure hope he was right with God, and is rejoicing in heaven right I'm guessing you heard one of the now... 3 4 God gave a Native American a heart attack for opposing a church...oh and Elijah Cummings died while opposing Trump. Must be related
Being Alone, Animals, and Church: 7:321
 8 hrs
 Several of us were making our way from across the
 U.S. to one of the Indian Reservations in Nevada to
 help revive an Assembly of God missions posted
 there on the reservation. Some of the Indians in
 leadership were getting saved and on fire for God
 There was unrest in the community, because the
 young men were pursuing martial arts, and some
 were leaving the spiritual tradition of Indian
 worship of the earth and specific animals to the
 Gospel and calling on Jesus. A preacher was on his
 way with his family to move into the house above
 the mission to have a powerful ministry there.
 Some were thrilled to see us all settling in while
 others were very angry about it. One day shortly
 after we were all there we found the leaders of the
 Reservation were having tribal meetings. The way I
 heard it is the 40 year old man that opposed our
 being there the most was in a rage at the meeting
 over us being there, and he fell over dead from a
 heart attack. Others there at the meeting
 determined that this preacher had more power
 than those in opposition, so they decided to all go
 home and leave it alone. Now, I'm not wanting
 anyone to die. I'm just wanting those that are
 corrupt and dishonest in leading our country to
 just go home and leave it alone. Just felt like
 sharing....
 most prominent men opposing our duly elected
 president died this morning? I sure hope he was
 right with God, and is rejoicing in heaven right
 I'm guessing you heard one of the
 now...
 3
 4
God gave a Native American a heart attack for opposing a church...oh and Elijah Cummings died while opposing Trump. Must be related

God gave a Native American a heart attack for opposing a church...oh and Elijah Cummings died while opposing Trump. Must be related

Dad, Facts, and Friends: LIFE AND DONUTS GY PABLO STANLEY HEY KIDDO EVERYTHING OK? WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL THIS? WHY LIVE IF WE'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY? DO YOU LIKE DONUTS? MMM... YEAH, SO? DO YOU EVER THINK, 'GEE, WHY EAT A DONUT IF I'LL FINISH IT IN A FEW BITES? WOULD YOU SAY NO TO A DONUT UNLESS IT WAS A NEVER ENDING DONUT? NO, RIGHT? YOU WOULDN'T CARE! BUT KNOWING IT'S GONNA END SOON MAKES YOU ENJOY IT EVEN MORE MAYBE YOU WOULD GET A BIT SAD WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FINISH IT STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M A KID. LIFE IS NOT THAT SIMPLE WHAT'S THE MEANING OF IT ALL? DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YES! YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT TELL ME! OK... YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW. THERE'S NO MEANING AT ALL WHILE THE STARS AND EVERYTHING ABOVE US HAVE EXISTED FOR BILLIONS WE'VE BEEN IN THIS WORLD FOR ONLY A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS DO YOU REALLY THINK THE UNIVERSE HAS A PLAN FOR YOU OR ME? OF COURSE NOT! WE'RE JUST ONE OF MANY TINY ACCIDENTS! THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD JUST GIVE EVERYTHING UP, THOUGH US SEE, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE FACTS FIRST LIFE IS TOUGH YOU'LL SOMETIMES BE HAPPY, SOMETIMES SAD MOM IS WITH US ONE DAY AND THE NEXT DAY SHE'S NOT EVENTUALLY I'LL BE GONE TOO. THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS THAT DONUT 1S NOT FOREVER WE ARE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO SAVOR EVERY BITE OF IT BUT... ONCE YOU ACCEPT THOSE FACTS THEN YOU CAN START ENJOYING LIFE HOW? IT WILL SOUND OBVIOUS BUT.. STANLEYCOLORS.COM BE YOUR BEST AT SOMETHING YOu LOVE BE CARING AND UNDERSTANDING BE A GOOD STUDENT AND THEN BECOME A TEACHER, ...DON'T FORGET ABOUT DAD... BE LOYAL TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES, RUN, JUMP, LAUGH, CRY, AND... JUST TRY TO HAVE FUN AND NOT TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY SO, YEAH, OUR LIVES ARE MEANINGLESS, THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US AND AT SOME POINT WE'LL ALL BE FORGOTTEN... WHILE ALL CIRCUMSTANCES WERE AGAINST US, WE WERE STILL ALLOWED TO EXIST AND TASTE THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL ISN'T THAT AWESOME? BIG WHOOP! ..I GUESS SO SO, I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG BOY AND ALL BUT.. I THINK YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH DONUTS DO YOU WANNA GO GET A DONUT? YEAH, I KNOW. ...CAN IT BE СНОСOLATE? SURE! PABLO STANLEY BASED IN PART ON ANSWERS GIVEN ON QUORA TO THE QUESTION: F WE ALL END UP DYING, WHATS THE PURPOSE OFLIVING? STANLEYCOLORS.COM [Image] For those feeling hopeless, I hope this graphic helps you the same way it did me
Dad, Facts, and Friends: LIFE AND
 DONUTS
 GY PABLO STANLEY
 HEY KIDDO
 EVERYTHING OK?
 WHAT'S THE POINT
 OF ALL THIS?
 WHY LIVE IF WE'RE
 GONNA DIE ANYWAY?
 DO YOU LIKE
 DONUTS?
 MMM...
 YEAH, SO?
 DO YOU EVER THINK, 'GEE, WHY
 EAT A DONUT IF I'LL FINISH IT
 IN A FEW BITES?
 WOULD YOU SAY NO TO A
 DONUT UNLESS IT WAS A NEVER
 ENDING DONUT?
 NO, RIGHT?
 YOU WOULDN'T
 CARE!
 BUT KNOWING IT'S GONNA
 END SOON MAKES YOU ENJOY
 IT EVEN MORE
 MAYBE YOU WOULD GET A BIT
 SAD WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE
 ABOUT TO FINISH IT
 STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M A
 KID. LIFE IS NOT THAT SIMPLE
 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF IT ALL?
 DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
 YES!
 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT
 TELL ME!
 OK... YOU'RE RIGHT
 YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
 THERE'S NO MEANING AT ALL
 WHILE THE STARS AND
 EVERYTHING ABOVE US HAVE
 EXISTED FOR BILLIONS
 WE'VE BEEN IN THIS WORLD
 FOR ONLY A COUPLE HUNDRED
 THOUSAND YEARS
 DO YOU REALLY
 THINK THE UNIVERSE
 HAS A PLAN FOR YOU
 OR ME?
 OF COURSE NOT!
 WE'RE JUST ONE OF
 MANY TINY
 ACCIDENTS!
 THAT DOESN'T MEAN
 WE SHOULD JUST
 GIVE EVERYTHING
 UP, THOUGH
 US
 SEE, YOU HAVE TO
 UNDERSTAND THE FACTS
 FIRST
 LIFE IS TOUGH
 YOU'LL SOMETIMES BE HAPPY,
 SOMETIMES SAD
 MOM IS WITH US ONE DAY AND
 THE NEXT DAY SHE'S NOT
 EVENTUALLY I'LL BE
 GONE TOO. THAT'S
 JUST HOW IT
 WORKS
 THAT DONUT 1S
 NOT FOREVER
 WE ARE GIVEN THE
 CHANCE TO SAVOR
 EVERY BITE OF IT
 BUT...
 ONCE YOU ACCEPT THOSE
 FACTS THEN YOU CAN START
 ENJOYING LIFE
 HOW? IT WILL SOUND
 OBVIOUS BUT..
 STANLEYCOLORS.COM
 BE YOUR BEST AT
 SOMETHING YOu
 LOVE
 BE CARING AND
 UNDERSTANDING
 BE A GOOD STUDENT
 AND THEN BECOME A
 TEACHER,
 ...DON'T FORGET
 ABOUT DAD...
 BE LOYAL TO YOUR
 FRIENDS AND FORGIVE
 YOUR ENEMIES,
 RUN, JUMP, LAUGH,
 CRY, AND...
 JUST TRY TO HAVE FUN
 AND NOT TAKE THINGS
 TOO SERIOUSLY
 SO, YEAH, OUR LIVES ARE
 MEANINGLESS, THE UNIVERSE
 DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US AND AT
 SOME POINT WE'LL ALL BE
 FORGOTTEN...
 WHILE ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
 WERE AGAINST US, WE WERE
 STILL ALLOWED TO EXIST AND
 TASTE THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL
 ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
 BIG WHOOP!
 ..I GUESS SO
 SO, I KNOW YOU'RE A
 BIG BOY AND ALL BUT..
 I THINK YOU'RE OBSESSED
 WITH DONUTS
 DO YOU WANNA
 GO GET A DONUT?
 YEAH, I KNOW.
 ...CAN IT BE
 СНОСOLATE?
 SURE!
 PABLO STANLEY
 BASED IN PART ON ANSWERS GIVEN ON QUORA TO THE QUESTION:
 F WE ALL END UP DYING, WHATS THE PURPOSE OFLIVING?
 STANLEYCOLORS.COM
[Image] For those feeling hopeless, I hope this graphic helps you the same way it did me

[Image] For those feeling hopeless, I hope this graphic helps you the same way it did me

College, Confused, and Desperate: 19.0k Visited friends last week I hadn't seen in 2 years. Immediately was pressed with concerns about my weight. I was confused. I genuinely didn't realize how much I've changed until this wake-up call (first pic from last I saw them, second pic today). Well this really really sucks. What have I done. 9:22 /r/all Uh oh I moved my trolling back to Reddit again. If you want to comment/reply/upvote to egg this along and keep and like I it on the rise please do and join in the fun said before, don't comment and make it obvious that you're a gainer or encourager, choose your words wisely and blend in https://www.reddit.com PMA 6 hrs- Nom - Comment 6 hrs - Nom think the comment about having a planet 20 points 1 hour ago edited 1 hour sized belly pretty much hits the mark spot on a karma whore who's reposting the same picture but with different titles all over Reddit for OP ak months: 6 hrs -Nom Was doing some packing before leaving on vacation for the summer and I'm now realizing I've put on a bit more extra weight than I thought lol. This is a shirt from last spring. I have nothing that fits to pack for this trip in one day and WELL! It's sucks! It's finally getting pretty warm where I live and had a beach day planned with some friends yesterday. Woke up and put on my normal swim attire and made the heavy realization that I may have put on more weight over the winter than I thought lol FML It's always nice when your oversized gut develops its own orbit LOL One of my coworkers jokingly asked me if I was pregnant today. Had to grab my camera and check his POv. He then got at least 4 other people to join in with my new office nickname "octomom." Well this sucks lol 6 hrs -Nom It's been about 2 years since I've started a desk job after college and have taken a beachy vacation from work. Dug my old swim attire out while packing thinking it might still fit, and little did I know how awful it would be. What a wake up call this was, and it fully, truly sucks lol h you monster First pic is from a vacation at the beginning of 2018 and the second is today amidst some spring closet cleaning. A long overdue "Well this sucks" realization lol 6 hrs -Nom I'm pretty sure it IS op's picture and op IS fat, but wtf is all this bullshit with titles? How desperate for upvotes are you? noms this. Edit: deleted within seconds I made this comment Imao. Seriously though If you see this edit I sincerely advise you to reevaluate your life. Stop doing this shit. This is the first day of the rest of your ire! 6 hrs-Nom oms this. The only thing better than this would be gaining another 90lbs then going back on there and keep the trolling going 5 hrs - Nom Is that shirt blue and black or white and gora Ton 4 hrs-Nom It's kinda good to see how everyone is being more sympathetic to it, especially since you "recognised it before it's too late" lol Using your weight gain fetish to troll r/wellthatsucks for karma
College, Confused, and Desperate: 19.0k Visited friends last week I hadn't seen in 2 years. Immediately was pressed with concerns about my weight. I was
 confused. I genuinely didn't realize how much I've changed until this wake-up call (first pic from last I saw them,
 second pic today). Well this really really sucks. What have I done.
 9:22
 /r/all
 Uh oh I moved my trolling back to Reddit again. If you
 want to comment/reply/upvote to egg this along and keep
 and like I
 it on the rise please do and join in the fun
 said before, don't comment and make it obvious that
 you're a gainer or encourager, choose your words wisely
 and blend in
 https://www.reddit.com
 PMA
 6 hrs- Nom - Comment
 6 hrs - Nom
 think the comment about having a planet
 20 points
 1 hour ago edited 1 hour
 sized belly pretty much hits the mark spot on
 a karma whore who's reposting the same picture but with different titles all over Reddit for
 OP ak
 months:
 6 hrs -Nom
 Was doing some packing before leaving on vacation for the summer and I'm now realizing I've put on a bit more extra
 weight than I thought lol. This is a shirt from last spring. I have nothing that fits to pack for this trip in one day and
 WELL! It's sucks!
 It's finally getting pretty warm where I live and had a beach day planned with some friends yesterday. Woke up and put
 on my normal swim attire and made the heavy realization that I may have put on more weight over the winter than I
 thought lol FML
 It's always nice when your oversized gut
 develops its own orbit LOL
 One of my coworkers jokingly asked me if I was pregnant today. Had to grab my camera and check his POv. He then got
 at least 4 other people to join in with my new office nickname "octomom." Well this sucks lol
 6 hrs -Nom
 It's been about 2 years since I've started a desk job after college and have taken a beachy vacation from work. Dug my
 old swim attire out while packing thinking it might still fit, and little did I know how awful it would be. What a wake up
 call this was, and it fully, truly sucks lol
 h you monster
 First pic is from a vacation at the beginning of 2018 and the second is today amidst some spring closet cleaning. A long
 overdue "Well this sucks" realization lol
 6 hrs -Nom
 I'm pretty sure it IS op's picture and op IS fat, but wtf is all this bullshit with titles? How desperate for upvotes are you?
 noms this.
 Edit: deleted within seconds I made this comment Imao. Seriously though If you see this edit I sincerely advise you to
 reevaluate your life. Stop doing this shit.
 This is the first day of the rest of
 your ire!
 6 hrs-Nom
 oms this.
 The only thing better than this would be
 gaining another 90lbs then going back on there and
 keep the trolling going
 5 hrs - Nom
 Is that shirt blue and black or white and
 gora Ton
 4 hrs-Nom
 It's kinda good to see how everyone is
 being more sympathetic to it, especially since you
 "recognised it before it's too late" lol
Using your weight gain fetish to troll r/wellthatsucks for karma

Using your weight gain fetish to troll r/wellthatsucks for karma

Dell, Head, and Thanos: DELL Expecting to come back one day and see Thanos missing his head
Dell, Head, and Thanos: DELL
Expecting to come back one day and see Thanos missing his head

Expecting to come back one day and see Thanos missing his head

Ass, Bitch, and Butt: Sunday at 11.09 AM- craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me Yesterday at 738 AM- One day a woman will want me the way I want. One day l'll be fought for. I am fine waiting for that day and that woman. I know I'm a catch and any woman would be lucky to have a guy like me. for a couple of hours and tell me im A man with a hustle needs a 00 15 2 Comments going to be okay woman with a vision not a lil Like Comment Twitter for iPhone girl who likes to party 5:20 am 22/5/19 8,911 Retweets 29.2K Likes 00 15 Like Comment Like O Comment Edwina Bitchhh @edwina santi Hold her hand in public and her throat in private extra Single Tomorrow is National sex day and the March 29 only thing fucking me is life Im not single, I was single before now I'm extra single. But smack her ass everywhere If someone wants to talk to you, they will. Don't fall for that 'I've been bus don't want head games I've been through enough of that. I Monday at 7:02 PM- I deserved |sex today but whatever. shit. It takes 3 seconds to send a your intentions are not to be my ride or die then you've got to go. I've been playing, cheated on, fucked over. And I am human and my heart just can't take more. So from the get tell me what it is you're looking for so I don't waste my time. text This isn't towards anyone. It's just a general statement. O2 Like Comment Monday at 1:40 PM Like Comment Truth Like OComment Where are my ride or die woman at. Show me your hands. Friday at 5 49 PM I'm a let's go on an actual date kind of Why do people feel the need to waste my time? guy. Comment 00 10 7 Comme Any ladies like that anymore? Shit I'll be a good boyfriend. I'll spoil the fuck outta my girl I will always refuse to be second best to anyone. As should everyone else. The obvious right choice is me duhhh. 2 hrs Take her to get her nails done touch her butt and buy her tacos Imao. Y'all ladies would be lucky to have me as your Damn. I been on the market for so long, feel like I'm bout to go on man. But you be playin to much OD 12 3 Comments Like Comment clearance. 2 hrs General statement. When she's sexy, cool and single Like Comment Yesterday at 10:38 PM OComment Like T-Mobile Wi-Fi 3 hrs YOU PSYCHOTIC AINT YOU? Yesterday at 10:34 PM 3 hrs Yesterday at 10:12 PM- Stop Making Me Drop My Hoes If You Not Gone Take Me Serious Do You WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHY IM STILL SINGLE Kno How Hard It Is To Re-up On Hoes BITCH i have this disease called unattractive ms stoneheart guess lm overqualifed Nice guy reminds people multiple times a day that he’s single
Ass, Bitch, and Butt: Sunday at 11.09 AM-
 craving affection because i feel like
 crap i just want someone to hug me
 Yesterday at 738 AM-
 One day a woman will want me the way I want. One day l'll
 be fought for. I am fine waiting for that day and that woman.
 I know I'm a catch and any woman would be lucky to have a
 guy like me.
 for a couple of hours and tell me im
 A man with a hustle needs a
 00 15
 2 Comments
 going to be okay
 woman with a vision not a lil
 Like
 Comment
 Twitter for iPhone
 girl who likes to party
 5:20 am
 22/5/19
 8,911 Retweets 29.2K Likes
 00 15
 Like
 Comment
 Like
 O Comment
 Edwina Bitchhh
 @edwina santi
 Hold her hand in public
 and her throat in private
 extra Single
 Tomorrow is National sex day and the
 March 29
 only thing fucking me is life
 Im not single, I was single before now I'm extra single.
 But smack her ass everywhere
 If someone wants to talk to you, they
 will. Don't fall for that 'I've been bus don't want head games I've been through enough of that. I
 Monday at 7:02 PM-
 I deserved
 |sex today but
 whatever.
 shit. It takes 3 seconds to send a
 your intentions are not to be my ride or die then you've got
 to go. I've been playing, cheated on, fucked over. And I am
 human and my heart just can't take more. So from the get
 tell me what it is you're looking for so I don't waste my time.
 text
 This isn't towards anyone. It's just a general statement.
 O2
 Like
 Comment
 Monday at 1:40 PM
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 Truth
 Like
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 Where are my ride or die woman at.
 Show me your hands.
 Friday at 5 49 PM
 I'm a let's go on an actual date kind of
 Why do people feel the
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 00 10
 7 Comme
 Any ladies like that anymore?
 Shit I'll be a good boyfriend. I'll spoil the fuck outta my girl
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 second best to anyone. As
 should everyone else. The
 obvious right choice is me
 duhhh.
 2 hrs
 Take her to get her nails done touch her butt and buy her
 tacos Imao. Y'all ladies would be lucky to have me as your
 Damn. I been on the market for so
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 man. But you be playin to much
 OD 12
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 clearance.
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 General statement.
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 Yesterday at 10:38 PM
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 YOU PSYCHOTIC AINT YOU?
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 Stop Making Me Drop My Hoes If You
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 IM STILL SINGLE
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 BITCH
 i have this disease called unattractive
 ms stoneheart
 guess lm overqualifed
Nice guy reminds people multiple times a day that he’s single

Nice guy reminds people multiple times a day that he’s single

A Dream, Ass, and Fall: le: werewoofster2.png (320 KB, 647x654) Strange child hood creature encounter/dream/idk experience. Anonymous 10/16/19(Wed)19:09:25 No.23589793 Hey lx, to give some context here, I am not a superstitious person. I don't believe in ghosts, ufos or really anything out of the ordinary (except religious). I've only ever had one experience in my life that could be considered 'supernatural'. But even then, Im not convinced that what ive experience can't be explained. I dont know, hopefully, you guys can explain it. > be 6 > parents recently divorced, live with mom n older sister both parents are cops and had to work long hours so we have babysitters over all the time one night mom is working midnight shift > babysitter is some teenage girl who was getting high school hours in my sister's girl scouts thing > For some reason me and sister love the movie Brother Bear and watch it all the time >Babysitter knows routine, puts on Brother Bear vhs and gives us puzzle to solve. >Bedtime comes >Get sent upstairs and go to our rooms > My room was fairly kidsized >Only had a tiny bed, a dresser and, a chest that we kept full of blankets opposite to the foot of my bed > Babysitter tucks me in, shes kind of hot so I think its awesome fall asleep cuz im in fetal position, teddy bear at hand Several hours pass wake up > curtains are shut and all the lights in the house are out but I have nightlight that keeps my room dim enough to see > need to peepee > get up and waddle towards the upstairs bathroom, across the hall from me and my sisters rooms moms room is visible from the bathroom doorway where im standing > too dark to see into but looks empty and my mom usually snores loudly > but everything is quiet > listen for babysitters tv downstairs nothing >listen for sister snores nothing > feel super uncomfortable but too tired and too little to care >close door and go pee in dark cont >i did this whenever i was up past bedtime to avoid detection, still not sure why i did it when i didnt think mom was home SSCARTOON cont finish quick, dont wash hands cuz even at 6 i am a man >bathroom has weird skylight glass thing and i can see that its pitch black outside, not sure the time but it must be way late into the night > leave bathroom and walk quickly past staircase to get back into my room > couldnt see into my room from bathroom but as i walked towards the doorway i saw something that i wont ever forget > something was in my room > it was crouched down and leaning over, i could see its silhouette pretty strongly with help of nightlight bro > i froze as soon as i saw it > it looked kind of human like, with 2 arms and 2 legs but it was seriously scrony, like that was my first take away was just how grossly emaciated it was >but its head was also weird > it was too round to be a persons and it had two giant rabbit-like ears that stood straight up above its head at this point i could only make out its silhouette but it looked like it was angling itself to peer through the doorway > it was staring at me fuck might be 6 but after a second or two, i realized that it was so fucking skinny and pathetic that i could probably kick its ass > amanwouldntjustsitthereanddonothing.jpg continue my waddle forward >figure moves away and its ears flop as it dips the fuck out of view > get around doorway, into room >honestly only half expected it to actually be there > turn corner and there it fuckin was > it fell onto its back when it saw me and started to scury towards the back of my room > as it did, the thing was illuminated by nightlight and i really got to see it > it looked like a much frailer version of pic related without horns and not pink but I never really got a sense of what color it was > after bumping into the back wall, it turned and scurried on all fours into the space between my bed and the chest > again, i couldnt see it so i braced myself and walked further into my room to look around the bed >empty space cont. cont > this had all happened within only a few seconds realized later that it never made any sound, no grunts or yelps, not even its body made noise when it scurried against the wood of my floor checked under bed, nothing > checked my chest, then my closet, but the thing was long gone >i wasnt really freaked out, i thought it was really strange but after it disappeared, i kind of convinced myself that it was never really there at all managed to fall back asleep within the hour woke up the next morning, no damage or sign of thing having been in room, but the more i think of it the more convinced i am that it was real > i thought it was funny how it seemed to be scared of me and decided to give it a cutsie name 'Were-woofie later explain were-woofie to mom but she told me that it must have been a dream > told neighbourhood kid my age and he thought i was full of shit so i never told anyone else skip to 3 years later >be 9 years old >meet a new friend at school and one day I go to his house > decide to watch live-action Scooby Doo movie that he has on dvd, never seen it before. monsters in the movie look like giant, buffer versions of were-woofie pic related > procede to go absolutely apeshit scream cry and run up the stairs of this random kids house > to his credit, kid tries to calm me down by getting nerf guns and shooting them at the tv screen > doesnt work, i keep screeching and refuse to even come down the staircase until he turns it off mom has to come pick me up > dont talk to that kid again until high school Imao cont Upstairs Floor Plan = closet = door Bathroom Sisters room Computer room chest My room bed Moms room stairs 1st floor Pic related is layout of my upper floor for those curious. T have no idea what to make of any of this /xl. Most of me still believes my mom's explaination and that it was just a weird dream but i remember it feeling so real at the time. Plus my over-reaction to the Scooby-Doo movie seemed to show that it had impacted me way more than if it were just some dream. I eventually moved into the computer room a year or two afterwards, my reasoning was simply that it was bigger but maybe something inside of me just wanted out of that room. Have any of you guys ever heard of anything like this? Anon has encounter with sleep paralysis demon
A Dream, Ass, and Fall: le: werewoofster2.png (320 KB, 647x654)
 Strange child hood creature encounter/dream/idk experience. Anonymous
 10/16/19(Wed)19:09:25 No.23589793
 Hey lx, to give some context here, I am not a superstitious person. I don't believe in ghosts,
 ufos or really anything out of the ordinary (except religious). I've only ever had one experience in
 my life that could be considered 'supernatural'. But even then, Im not convinced that what ive
 experience can't be explained. I dont know, hopefully, you guys can explain it.
 > be 6
 > parents recently divorced, live with mom n older sister
 both parents are cops and had to work long hours so we have babysitters over all the time
 one night mom is working midnight shift
 > babysitter is some teenage girl who was getting high school hours in my sister's girl scouts
 thing
 > For some reason me and sister love the movie Brother Bear and watch it all the time
 >Babysitter knows routine, puts on Brother Bear vhs and gives us puzzle to solve.
 >Bedtime comes
 >Get sent upstairs and go to our rooms
 > My room was fairly kidsized
 >Only had a tiny bed, a dresser and, a chest that we kept full of blankets opposite to the foot of my bed
 > Babysitter tucks me in, shes kind of hot so I think its awesome
 fall asleep cuz im in fetal position, teddy bear at hand
 Several hours pass
 wake up
 > curtains are shut and all the lights in the house are out but I have nightlight that keeps my room dim enough to see
 > need to peepee
 > get up and waddle towards the upstairs bathroom, across the hall from me and my sisters rooms
 moms room is visible from the bathroom doorway where im standing
 > too dark to see into but looks empty and my mom usually snores loudly
 > but everything is quiet
 > listen for babysitters tv downstairs
 nothing
 >listen for sister snores
 nothing
 > feel super uncomfortable but too tired and too little to care
 >close door and go pee in dark
 cont
 >i did this whenever i was up past bedtime to avoid detection, still not sure why i did it when i didnt think mom was home
 SSCARTOON
 cont
 finish quick, dont wash hands cuz even at 6 i am a man
 >bathroom has weird skylight glass thing and i can see that its pitch black outside, not sure the time but it must be way late into the night
 > leave bathroom and walk quickly past staircase to get back into my room
 > couldnt see into my room from bathroom but as i walked towards the doorway i saw something that i wont ever forget
 > something was in my room
 > it was crouched down and leaning over, i could see its silhouette pretty strongly with help of nightlight bro
 > i froze as soon as i saw it
 > it looked kind of human like, with 2 arms and 2 legs but it was seriously scrony, like that was my first take away was just how grossly
 emaciated it was
 >but its head was also weird
 > it was too round to be a persons and it had two giant rabbit-like ears that stood straight up above its head
 at this point i could only make out its silhouette but it looked like it was angling itself to peer through the doorway
 > it was staring at me
 fuck
 might be 6 but after a second or two, i realized that it was so fucking skinny and pathetic that i could probably kick its ass
 > amanwouldntjustsitthereanddonothing.jpg
 continue my waddle forward
 >figure moves away and its ears flop as it dips the fuck out of view
 > get around doorway, into room
 >honestly only half expected it to actually be there
 > turn corner and there it fuckin was
 > it fell onto its back when it saw me and started to scury towards the back of my room
 > as it did, the thing was illuminated by nightlight and i really got to see it
 > it looked like a much frailer version of pic related without horns and not pink but I never really got a sense of what color it was
 > after bumping into the back wall, it turned and scurried on all fours into the space between my bed and the chest
 > again, i couldnt see it so i braced myself and walked further into my room to look around the bed
 >empty space
 cont.
 cont
 > this had all happened within only a few seconds
 realized later that it never made any sound, no grunts or yelps, not even its body made noise when it scurried against the wood of
 my floor
 checked under bed, nothing
 > checked my chest, then my closet, but the thing was long gone
 >i wasnt really freaked out, i thought it was really strange but after it disappeared, i kind of convinced myself that it was never really
 there at all
 managed to fall back asleep within the hour
 woke up the next morning, no damage or sign of thing having been in room, but the more i think of it the more convinced i am that it
 was real
 > i thought it was funny how it seemed to be scared of me and decided to give it a cutsie name
 'Were-woofie
 later explain were-woofie to mom but she told me that it must have been a dream
 > told neighbourhood kid my age and he thought i was full of shit so i never told anyone else
 skip to 3 years later
 >be 9 years old
 >meet a new friend at school and one day I go to his house
 > decide to watch live-action Scooby Doo movie that he has on dvd, never seen it before.
 monsters in the movie look like giant, buffer versions of were-woofie pic related
 > procede to go absolutely apeshit
 scream cry and run up the stairs of this random kids house
 > to his credit, kid tries to calm me down by getting nerf guns and shooting them at the tv screen
 > doesnt work, i keep screeching and refuse to even come down the staircase until he turns it off
 mom has to come pick me up
 > dont talk to that kid again until high school Imao
 cont
 Upstairs Floor Plan
 = closet
 = door
 Bathroom
 Sisters room
 Computer room
 chest My room
 bed
 Moms room
 stairs
 1st floor
 Pic related is layout of my upper floor for those curious.
 T have no idea what to make of any of this /xl. Most of me still believes my mom's explaination and that it was just a weird dream but i
 remember it feeling so real at the time. Plus my over-reaction to the Scooby-Doo movie seemed to show that it had impacted me way
 more than if it were just some dream. I eventually moved into the computer room a year or two afterwards, my reasoning was simply that
 it was bigger but maybe something inside of me just wanted out of that room.
 Have any of you guys ever heard of anything like this?
Anon has encounter with sleep paralysis demon

Anon has encounter with sleep paralysis demon