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owner: Me as a dog owner via: @azenethtrevino

Me as a dog owner via: @azenethtrevino

owner: This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s at work. (Source)
owner: This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s at work. (Source)

This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s at work. (Source)

owner: Nothing will stop this dog from protecting his owner (via)
owner: Nothing will stop this dog from protecting his owner (via)

Nothing will stop this dog from protecting his owner (via)

owner: Anything for fashion. (Good dog owner) via: @emotobeymaguire
owner: Anything for fashion. (Good dog owner) via: @emotobeymaguire

Anything for fashion. (Good dog owner) via: @emotobeymaguire

owner: justcatposts: Another owner gets adopted (via)
owner: justcatposts:
Another owner gets adopted
(via)

justcatposts: Another owner gets adopted (via)

owner: thesassypigs: How cute little piggy 💕Credit to respective owner(s) DM for credit
owner: thesassypigs:

How cute little piggy 💕Credit to respective owner(s) DM for credit

thesassypigs: How cute little piggy 💕Credit to respective owner(s) DM for credit

owner: Cute Puppy pulls prank on his owner. SO CUTE xD
owner: Cute Puppy pulls prank on his owner. SO CUTE xD

Cute Puppy pulls prank on his owner. SO CUTE xD

owner: ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.
owner: ups-dogs:

The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.

ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon m...

owner: I’d die for an owner like that
owner: I’d die for an owner like that

I’d die for an owner like that

owner: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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owner: tom-marvolo-dildo: me as a store owner
owner: tom-marvolo-dildo:
me as a store owner

tom-marvolo-dildo: me as a store owner

owner: babyanimalgifs:This dog thought it’s owner was in trouble… a dog’s love is so genuine and pure this is beautiful
owner: babyanimalgifs:This dog thought it’s owner was in trouble… a dog’s love is so genuine and pure this is beautiful

babyanimalgifs:This dog thought it’s owner was in trouble… a dog’s love is so genuine and pure this is beautiful

owner: awesomacious: KYM Interviews Atsuko Sato, The Owner Of The Internet’s Favorite Shiba Inu, Doge
owner: awesomacious:

KYM Interviews Atsuko Sato, The Owner Of The Internet’s Favorite Shiba Inu, Doge

awesomacious: KYM Interviews Atsuko Sato, The Owner Of The Internet’s Favorite Shiba Inu, Doge

owner: Cool owner
owner: Cool owner

Cool owner

owner: “business owner”
owner: “business owner”

“business owner”

owner: KYM Interviews Atsuko Sato, The Owner Of The Internet’s Favorite Shiba Inu, Doge
owner: KYM Interviews Atsuko Sato, The Owner Of The Internet’s Favorite Shiba Inu, Doge

KYM Interviews Atsuko Sato, The Owner Of The Internet’s Favorite Shiba Inu, Doge

owner: Wheres the owner? I need a word
owner: Wheres the owner? I need a word

Wheres the owner? I need a word

owner: Wheres the owner? I need a word
owner: Wheres the owner? I need a word

Wheres the owner? I need a word

owner: Wheres the owner? I need a word
owner: Wheres the owner? I need a word

Wheres the owner? I need a word

owner: Matched with Doug Dimadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimadome
owner: Matched with Doug Dimadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimadome

Matched with Doug Dimadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimadome

owner: thenatsdorf:Deaf cat yowls seeing owner’s shadow. (may be loud) (via Evilpickle7)
owner: thenatsdorf:Deaf cat yowls seeing owner’s shadow. (may be loud) (via Evilpickle7)

thenatsdorf:Deaf cat yowls seeing owner’s shadow. (may be loud) (via Evilpickle7)

owner: Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner with an amazing sense of humor!
owner: Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner with an amazing sense of humor!

Friend said he couldn’t switch lanes quick enough when he saw this - only to get close enough to realize it was a sticker. A cow owner wi...

owner: 25 Memes About Cats and Dogs That Every Pet Owner Will Love - Lovely Animals World
owner: 25 Memes About Cats and Dogs That Every Pet Owner Will Love - Lovely Animals World

25 Memes About Cats and Dogs That Every Pet Owner Will Love - Lovely Animals World

owner: doggos-with-jobs: Dog learned to pick up plastic when owner was doing it and gave dog treats for finding trash. Cleaned the neighborhood!!!
owner: doggos-with-jobs:
Dog learned to pick up plastic when owner was doing it and gave dog treats for finding trash. Cleaned the neighborhood!!!

doggos-with-jobs: Dog learned to pick up plastic when owner was doing it and gave dog treats for finding trash. Cleaned the neighborhood!!!

owner: Wholesome Restaurant Owner
owner: Wholesome Restaurant Owner

Wholesome Restaurant Owner

owner: For that one owner, this is for you
owner: For that one owner, this is for you

For that one owner, this is for you

owner: For that one owner, this is for you
owner: For that one owner, this is for you

For that one owner, this is for you

owner: @SILKETÄRA, silketara: Inuyasha and Kagome! You know it won’t be complete until I finally finished these 2 😂Prints available on my Redbubble
owner: @SILKETÄRA,
silketara:


Inuyasha and Kagome! You know it won’t be complete until I finally finished these 2 😂Prints available on my Redbubble

silketara: Inuyasha and Kagome! You know it won’t be complete until I finally finished these 2 😂Prints available on my Redbubble

owner: Results for herbie goes thermonuclear (without quotes): How "Herbie Goes Bananas" Led to a Radioactive Disaster | Commonplace Fun ... https://commonplacefacts.wordpress.com > Mobile-friendly - May 8, 2015 - Herbie Goes Bananas, the 1980 film about a Volkswagen Beetle that is Few could have guessed, however, that it ... would play a part in one of the worst nuclear disasters in history. astrofyre: grimelords: the internet is a cauldron that you speak your wishes into and then watch on in horror as they come bubbling to the surface Ok so this was too wild for me to see and not know the context so i just looked up the article and apparently there was a nuclear site in brazil that shifted its location in 1985, abandoning its old one, but the court ordered private security to be held over the abandoned site while the outcome of lawsuits were pending after there were litigations about the contents of the area And on the one day that one of the security guards didnt show up to work, two scavangers looted the abandoned nuclear site and took a bunch of radioactive shit (including a capsule of Cesium Chloride and a Radiotherapy device core) -which they would have no idea were as dangerous as they were until later in the day when they both started displaying symptoms of radiation; vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, external burns where the capsule had been exposed to. After breaking the radioactive core open, one of the looters noticed the contents appeared as a “glowing blue” powder-like substance. He proceeded to sell it to a local scrapyard, and the owner of said yard invited every person he could to come witness the mysterious powder. By this time, multiple of one of the looter’s fingers, and the other’s forearm had needed amputation due to the effects of direct exposure, and after 2 weeks of the radiactive goods’ theft, 6 locations had been contaminated and 112,000 people were examined for radiation exposure, about 1,000 of these people identified as having recieved “more than a year’s worth of background radiation” All because this security guard played hooky and took his family to see Herbie Goes Bananas.
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 How "Herbie Goes Bananas" Led to a
 Radioactive Disaster | Commonplace Fun ...
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 Mobile-friendly - May 8, 2015 - Herbie Goes
 Bananas, the 1980 film about a Volkswagen Beetle
 that is
 Few could have guessed, however, that it
 ...
 would play a part in one of the worst nuclear
 disasters in history.
astrofyre:
grimelords:
the internet is a cauldron that you speak your wishes into and then watch on in horror as they come bubbling to the surface


Ok so this was too wild for me to see and not know the context so i just looked up the article and apparently there was a nuclear site in brazil that shifted its location in 1985, abandoning its old one, but the court ordered private security to be held over the abandoned site while the outcome of lawsuits were pending after there were litigations about the contents of the area
And on the one day that one of the security guards didnt show up to work, two scavangers looted the abandoned nuclear site and took a bunch of radioactive shit (including a capsule of Cesium Chloride and a Radiotherapy device core) -which they would have no idea were as dangerous as they were until later in the day when they both started displaying symptoms of radiation; vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, external burns where the capsule had been exposed to. 
After breaking the radioactive core open, one of the looters noticed the contents appeared as a “glowing blue” powder-like substance. He proceeded to sell it to a local scrapyard, and the owner of said yard invited every person he could to come witness the mysterious powder.
By this time, multiple of one of the looter’s fingers, and the other’s forearm had needed amputation due to the effects of direct exposure, and after 2 weeks of the radiactive goods’ theft, 6 locations had been contaminated and 112,000 people were examined for radiation exposure, about 1,000 of these people identified as having recieved “more than a year’s worth of background radiation”
All because this security guard played hooky and took his family to see Herbie Goes Bananas.

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owner: candiikismet: anthologyofm: everythingfox: Another owner gets adopted Ok but they like MATCH. That cat def knew what was up Animals KNOW their person. They just KNOW
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everythingfox:


Another owner gets adopted

Ok but they like MATCH. That cat def knew what was up


Animals KNOW their person. They just KNOW

candiikismet: anthologyofm: everythingfox: Another owner gets adopted Ok but they like MATCH. That cat def knew what was up Animal...

owner: 205 200 everythingfox: “This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s at work.” (Source)
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everythingfox:
“This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s at work.”
(Source)

everythingfox: “This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s...

owner: A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.
owner: A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

owner: A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.
owner: A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.