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Computers, Dank, and Life: watching porn and not deleting your history watching porn and deleting your history afterwards using incognito mode so you never even had a history to begin with create an allocated virtual machine to watch porn in and delete it afterwards so nobody finds out you watched porn buy a new computer, watch porn on it then throw it in the garbage and burn all evidence of its existence so nobody finds out you watched porn spend your entire life creating a time machine, then watch porn and then travel back to the 1940s and kill the inventor of the computer which results in the formation of two time lines, one in which you watched porn and one in which you didn't because computers never existed. You now watched porn but nobody can ever find out use your extreme hacking skills to hack into the NSA database by perfecting SQL injection methods over many years steal the credentials of an innocent sounding employee, then log onto his work PC in the NSA and search up porn. Afterwards, hack into the NSA network and stream the screen contents of the employee to your PC and watch porn This results in everybody thinking the NSA watched porn, while in reality it was you program a complicated brain chip that monitors any thought an individual forms and explodes immediately once a thought contains your name and the wor "porn". Use the same time machine frorm last time and travel back to the Stone Age, then operate this chip into every one of the few living human beings Travel back to the present, and be protected forever because the chip is hereditable and now every person in the world has the chip in his brain. Even if you were to be caught watching porn wouldn't matter since the person catching you would explode make a huge intergalactic deathray and positioning it on a spaceship, hovering it up to space and aiming it on the Earth. Then you set the laser's settings to "stream". Then, you start porn on your laptop, connect it to the deathray and take a parachute down to Earth where you pretend to watch in horror as the entire atmosphere of Earth displays one huge porno. Afterwards, people can't say you watched porn because the entire living population of Earth watched porn and if everybody watched porn, then nobody watched porn. <p>How to not get caught watching porn. (by the_42nd_reich ) via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE">http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE</a></p>
Computers, Dank, and Life: watching porn and not
 deleting your history
 watching porn and
 deleting your history
 afterwards
 using incognito mode so you
 never even had a history to
 begin with
 create an allocated virtual
 machine to watch porn in and
 delete it afterwards so nobody
 finds out you watched porn
 buy a new computer, watch porn
 on it then throw it in the garbage
 and burn all evidence of its
 existence so nobody finds out you
 watched porn
 spend your entire life creating a time
 machine, then watch porn and then
 travel back to the 1940s and kill the
 inventor of the computer which results
 in the formation of two time lines, one
 in which you watched porn and one in
 which you didn't because computers
 never existed. You now watched porn
 but nobody can ever find out
 use your extreme hacking skills to hack
 into the NSA database by perfecting
 SQL injection methods over many years
 steal the credentials of an innocent
 sounding employee, then log onto his
 work PC in the NSA and search up porn.
 Afterwards, hack into the NSA network
 and stream the screen contents of the
 employee to your PC and watch porn
 This results in everybody thinking the
 NSA watched porn, while in reality it was
 you
 program a complicated brain chip that
 monitors any thought an individual forms
 and explodes immediately once a
 thought contains your name and the wor
 "porn". Use the same time machine frorm
 last time and travel back to the Stone
 Age, then operate this chip into every
 one of the few living human beings
 Travel back to the present, and be
 protected forever because the chip is
 hereditable and now every person in the
 world has the chip in his brain. Even if
 you were to be caught watching porn
 wouldn't matter since the person
 catching you would explode
 make a huge intergalactic deathray and
 positioning it on a spaceship, hovering it
 up to space and aiming it on the Earth.
 Then you set the laser's settings to
 "stream". Then, you start porn on your
 laptop, connect it to the deathray and
 take a parachute down to Earth where
 you pretend to watch in horror as the
 entire atmosphere of Earth displays one
 huge porno. Afterwards, people can't say
 you watched porn because the entire
 living population of Earth watched porn
 and if everybody watched porn, then
 nobody watched porn.
<p>How to not get caught watching porn. (by the_42nd_reich ) via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE">http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE</a></p>

<p>How to not get caught watching porn. (by the_42nd_reich ) via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE">http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE</a></p>