🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Patrick

Texas, What, and Hey: Hey, Patrick. What am 1? Stupid? No, I'm Texas at's the difference?

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: mabellonghetti: Isabelle Huppert photographed by Patrick Jarnoux, 1980

mabellonghetti: Isabelle Huppert photographed by Patrick Jarnoux, 1980

Hungry, Drive, and Ireland: I have to Pee He's touching me! Are we there I feel sick. Yet? I m hungry. Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the Snakes out of Ireland. aTrIC Saint Patrick

Saint Patrick

Apparently, Kylie Jenner, and Social Media: Bloomberg Business No, Kylie Jenner Isn't a Billionaire-a GoFundMe Campaign Wants to Fix That By Arie Shapira July 12, 2018, 9:03 AM CDT Kylie Jenner Photographer: Angela Weiss/AFP/Getty Images Apparently, $900 million isn't enough. A dav after 20-vear-old social media star Kvlie Log in Sign up RIGH1 CARE Right Care Alliance @RightCareNow с". Yesterday was the anniversary of Shane Patrick Boyle's tragic and preventable death. He died from ketoacidosis when his GoFundMe campaign to buy #insulin was $50 short. girlwholovesturtles:This is why people keep saying we should eat the rich, just in case you were wondering

girlwholovesturtles:This is why people keep saying we should eat the rich, just in case you were wondering

Patrick Star, Java, and Star: Sothis is Yea Javascript? PATricK StaR Andl it has java in themaine? Yea MID So it would be logical to assuîne they are related? Makes sense to me So JS is based on Java then) Well no gflip.com Well yes, but no

Well yes, but no

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE JIM JOE Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship 100K student debt Can't find a Philosopher jot Believes people without 0K student debt Earns 80K annually Disconnected Jim's college degrees are stupid electricity for non-payment Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit... Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means? Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say; You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU! It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome. Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way. If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers". If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself. The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed? This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful. Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability. Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME". The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU? Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be. #blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism Patrick James

Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme de...

Memes, Nba, and Lebron: ST9:491 Patrick Beverly is already acting as an irritant towards LeBron😂 (Via @BR_NBA). https://t.co/of9aQH4tzD

Patrick Beverly is already acting as an irritant towards LeBron😂 (Via @BR_NBA). https://t.co/of9aQH4tzD

Best, Clippers, and Bumble: B R 2 THE CLIPPERS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN L.A MOTHERF-KERS UDDr THOUGHTI WAS JOKING bumble UPPERS Patrick Beverley h/t Tomer Azarly 😳

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Patrick was right all along, mayonnaise is an instrument, an instrument of war 10T MAYO djnewton123 twitblr: I’m fearful now knowing that we made fun of him

twitblr: I’m fearful now knowing that we made fun of him

Apparently, Kylie Jenner, and Social Media: Bloomberg Business No, Kylie Jenner Isn't a Billionaire-a GoFundMe Campaign Wants to Fix That By Arie Shapira July 12, 2018, 9:03 AM CDT Kylie Jenner Photographer: Angela Weiss/AFP/Getty Images Apparently, $900 million isn't enough. A dav after 20-vear-old social media star Kvlie Log in Sign up RIGH1 CARE Right Care Alliance @RightCareNow с". Yesterday was the anniversary of Shane Patrick Boyle's tragic and preventable death. He died from ketoacidosis when his GoFundMe campaign to buy #insulin was $50 short. girlwholovesturtles:This is why people keep saying we should eat the rich, just in case you were wondering

girlwholovesturtles:This is why people keep saying we should eat the rich, just in case you were wondering

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me when my alarm wakes me up wiki How 8 Let the potato rest for five minutes me🥔irl by Not-Patrick MORE MEMES

me🥔irl by Not-Patrick MORE MEMES

Russia, Star, and Communism: Someone vandalized a Soviet Star in Russia and turned it into Patrick "Is this communism?" "No! This is Patrick" Makes sense to me

Makes sense to me

Him, Major, and Means: I'm a CS major What's a CS major? No it doesn't It means he's afraid of hardware Stop it Patrick you're scaring him! CIRCUITS, CPUs, EMBEDDED SYSTEMS cS MaJOrs aReN’T eNGinEeRS

cS MaJOrs aReN’T eNGinEeRS

Tumblr, Hulk, and Blog: You know Sandra, with a litle magic can make the Hulk ohhh Patrick tha hillarious, but I reall don 't think so... al Dammit, I ment APPEAR EAR. .APPEAR!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:Oh No, I Meant Appear

lolzandtrollz:Oh No, I Meant Appear

Russia, Star, and Communism: Someone vandalized a Soviet Star in Russia and turned it into Patrick "Is this communism?" "No! This is Patrick" This is PATRICK BLYAT

This is PATRICK BLYAT

Dank, Memes, and Target: BUT ITS It's so warm out! Wice to be outside.. ITS NOT NORMAし Lovely day THE Is DYING OSarah Andersen me☀️irl by Not-Patrick MORE MEMES

me☀️irl by Not-Patrick MORE MEMES

Facebook, facebook.com, and Pt-Br (Brazilian Portuguese): VOCE SABE QUE CHEGOU NA FASE ADULTA QUANDO PARA DE ACHAR O LULA MOLUSCO CHATO de PORQUE SE IDENTIFICA COM ELE E VE QUE OS CHATO SAO O BOB ESPONJA E O PATRICK FACEBOOK.COM/ESTEEALGUEM

Taco Bell, Trump, and Job: I'm a Trump supporter What's a Trump supporter No it doesnt. It means He's afraid of Mexicans Taco taco burrito chalupa Stop it Patrick youfre Stealing his job Ct Taco Bell gonna ruin the U.S. economy

Taco Bell gonna ruin the U.S. economy

Bad, Baseball, and Children: Words Of Wisdom From Children. These Are Brilliant 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9 5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Noronha, 13 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in thee same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Andrew, 9 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass milk. Amir, 9 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holdinga baseball bat. Joel, 10 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Alyesha, 19. Never try to baptize a cat. Eileen, 8 The wisdom of kids is unmatched.

The wisdom of kids is unmatched.

Ali, Arguing, and Hockey: Patrick Kane is the greatest American hockey player of ali time ref logi CHANGE MY MIND 92 Points in 60 games this season as well as an 18 game point streak...kind of hard to argue when he's carrying his garbage team out of the dumpster again

92 Points in 60 games this season as well as an 18 game point streak...kind of hard to argue when he's carrying his garbage team out of the ...

Dumb, Fucking, and God: .000 Sprint LTE 8:15 PM 379610 qlj qlj quarter quarter you can't spell research without ear! qlj .. Uh... yea you can? God, some people are really just this dumb, they can't even read! Tisk tisk... Сочувствующие тоже получают пулю #Patrick! 14 notes »*ooo Sprint LTE 8:16 PM ④ 36% a translate.google.com Google Translate Russian English RUSSIAN Сочувствующие тоже получают Пулю Sochuvstvuyushchiye tozhe poluchayut pulyu ENGLISH The sympathizers also receive a bullet HISTORY SAVED Improve translations quarter: this is the ONLY post on their blog what does this even mean i’m fucking scared fbdjsbfj

quarter: this is the ONLY post on their blog what does this even mean i’m fucking scared fbdjsbfj

Memes, 🤖, and Make: Patrick Mahomes enjoying the off-season Make sure you check out @nflmemeworld

Make sure you check out @nflmemeworld

SpongeBob, Her, and Why: Spongebob: Careful Patrick you'll wake her up Patrick: She can't hear us she has AirPods in Why do y’all do this?! 😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/bcfMuNFKet

Why do y’all do this?! 😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/bcfMuNFKet

Css, Him, and Developer: WHATIS A BACKEND DEVELOPER? MAi BACKEND DEVELOPER IT MEANSHE IS AFRAID OF CSS NO IMNOT FLOAT: LEFT STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM An interesting title

An interesting title

Crying, Dad, and Friends: MESSAGES in 1m Dad why the fuck you crying so damn loud Spongebel Closing Theme Song Just Talk 3 months ago Just imagine this one day. The last episode of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his drivers license. Squidward finally became a famous musician and artist. Sandy makes a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr. Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in style and passes his formula on to Plankton to continue the business and they shake hands calling eachother brothers. As for patrick, well, he proves to the world that mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The gang gathers one last time to frolick in jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms out over bikini bottom as this song begins to play and we hear that french narrator calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we leave our nautical friends. And as they say, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea. (Credits) Im not crying, youre crying

Im not crying, youre crying

Crying, Dad, and Dank: MESSAGES in 1m Dad why the fuck you crying so damn loud Spongebel Closing Theme Song Just Talk 3 months ago Just imagine this one day. The last episode of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his drivers license. Squidward finally became a famous musician and artist. Sandy makes a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr. Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in style and passes his formula on to Plankton to continue the business and they shake hands calling eachother brothers. As for patrick, well, he proves to the world that mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The gang gathers one last time to frolick in jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms out over bikini bottom as this song begins to play and we hear that french narrator calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we leave our nautical friends. And as they say, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea. (Credits) Im not crying, youre crying by LiamAF MORE MEMES

Im not crying, youre crying by LiamAF MORE MEMES

Axe, First, and The Original: The original Axe Body Spray... Patrick Bateman wore it first

Patrick Bateman wore it first

Mean, What Does, and Python: WORKWITH PYTHON WHAT DOES "WORKING WITH PYTHON MEAN? IT MEANS HE IS AFRAID OF BRACKETS STOP PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM What does a ; even mean?

What does a ; even mean?

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: Ihis student emailed his lecturer when drunk ATAT 10:18 AM <Inbox (67) mr Martin 1025 AM Sent Patrick Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lo Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to岦ednesday at 11-59 PM. It must be submitted to If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. my syllabus for informa Please refer to on how to submit your paper tionn Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wite likes it and I don't get paid Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin Sent from my iPhone awesomacious: Absolute wholesome lad

awesomacious: Absolute wholesome lad

Bad, Breaking Bad, and Dank: Me: I'm going to make this a tier 5 meme people from the future can't understand My Science: You can't make a tier 5 meme. Me: Makes a tier 5 meme. Science: People from the future: excuse me what the fuck Dank Memes 2018 - FBI Memes, Breaking Bad, Spongebob Patrick, Emoji, Minecraft, Pikachu, Free Real Estate and More!

Dank Memes 2018 - FBI Memes, Breaking Bad, Spongebob Patrick, Emoji, Minecraft, Pikachu, Free Real Estate and More!

Instagram, Tumblr, and Blog: PATRICK NESS AK K RUTKOSKI westfallingforchaol: bookstagram | bookshelvesandpaperbacks

westfallingforchaol: bookstagram | bookshelvesandpaperbacks

Barney, Tumblr, and Blog: Josh andindia playcight before thepilo OT HoWI Met Your Mother and we hadiascene.where we were post coltal A and was seducing him so welhad to start the scene full frontal TALK naked onstage andiwemade outsevery single night for like twomonths. TALK Whemljasked whogot castas Barney, and they said Neil Patrick HarrisI said WHAT?! MİThe guy. just madelout,with fortwo months TALK srsfunny:What? I Had No Idea About This

srsfunny:What? I Had No Idea About This

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: Ihis student emailed his lecturer when drunk ATAT 10:18 AM <Inbox (67) mr Martin 1025 AM Sent Patrick Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lo Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to岦ednesday at 11-59 PM. It must be submitted to If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. my syllabus for informa Please refer to on how to submit your paper tionn Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wite likes it and I don't get paid Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin Sent from my iPhone Absolute wholesome lad

Absolute wholesome lad

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: rockee23: Patrick Stump Larger: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd181/rockee23/pvs.jpg

rockee23: Patrick Stump Larger: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd181/rockee23/pvs.jpg

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: Ihis student emailed his lecturer when drunk ATAT 10:18 AM <Inbox (67) mr Martin 1025 AM Sent Patrick Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lo Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to岦ednesday at 11-59 PM. It must be submitted to If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. my syllabus for informa Please refer to on how to submit your paper tionn Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wite likes it and I don't get paid Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin Sent from my iPhone Absolute wholesome lad

Absolute wholesome lad

Scare, How To, and How: WHATS A PYTHON PROGRAMMER? I'M A PYTHON PROGRAMMER AFRAID OF POINTERS STOP IT PATRICK. YOU'RE SCARING HIM left L;] imgtlip.com How to scare a python programmer

How to scare a python programmer

Memes, Patriotic, and Super Bowl: UPDATE .@Patriots safety Patrick Chung undergoes surgery on broken forearm from Super Bowl: https://t.co/5QAAJhIhmY https://t.co/EMq5ifTVXq

.@Patriots safety Patrick Chung undergoes surgery on broken forearm from Super Bowl: https://t.co/5QAAJhIhmY https://t.co/EMq5ifTVXq

Mean, What Is, and What Is A: WHAT IS A BACKEND DEVELOPER? BACKEND DEVELOPER IT MEAN HE IS AFRAID OFCSS NO LII FLOAT: LEFT IM NOTT! STOP IT PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM He will drop production if scared!!

He will drop production if scared!!

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1268 Despite playing the younger brother in Aquaman, Patrick Wilson is five years older than Jason Momoa. Nicole Kidman, who plays their mother, is only seven years older than Wilsorn 😎📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix aquaman jasonmomoa dc dceu

😎📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinem...

God, Instagram, and Life: juilan: I can't wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't instagram their cups are you satan are you god are we humans Or are we dancer Is this the real life Or is this just a fantasy no this is patrick Maybe its maybelline

Maybe its maybelline

Angel, Wings, and Like: Patrick, you're like an angel with no wings. Solikeaiperson.

Nfl, Dog, and Now: Hev Patrick, what am,l now? Uhh... stupid? Nolom the NFL What's the difference?! Get a Dog Little Longy

Get a Dog Little Longy

Hockey, Trash, and Good: A state whose hockey team knows the reason why fans ask for a performance of Sweet Victory as a tribute to someone that passed away from ALS instead of a league who uses it as a cash grab to get people to watch a trash halftime performanc Hey, Patrick. What am I? No, I'm Texas at's the difference? The Stars give Texas a good name.

The Stars give Texas a good name.

Dank, Drug Dealer, and Pepsi: Kyle Patrick @kyry5 ffirst day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" "gets stabbed*

Ass, Mean, and Water: l am airport security What does airport security mean? It means he's afraid of liquids No it doesn't Bottled water Stop it, Patrick youre scaring him! Just hide it up your ass.

Just hide it up your ass.

Tumblr, youtube.com, and Blog: fabfrnkie: Off the Seton Path: The Ear Inn w/ My Chemical Romance’s Frank Iero | The Dan Patrick Show | 1/11/19

fabfrnkie: Off the Seton Path: The Ear Inn w/ My Chemical Romance’s Frank Iero | The Dan Patrick Show | 1/11/19

Super Bowl, Thought, and Bowl: What Patrick Mahomes thought of that Super Bowl brittanylynne8 end message https://t.co/KogmeFR1vR

https://t.co/KogmeFR1vR

Memes, Patriotic, and 🤖: INJURY ALERT Patriots safety Patrick Chung (arm) will not return: https://t.co/CCu6aKBJRA #SBLIII https://t.co/K3ReX3brJI

Patriots safety Patrick Chung (arm) will not return: https://t.co/CCu6aKBJRA #SBLIII https://t.co/K3ReX3brJI

Football, Memes, and Nfl: @NFL MEMES Patrick Mahomes watching the Super Bowl... https://t.co/TyR1y8IFZ7

Patrick Mahomes watching the Super Bowl... https://t.co/TyR1y8IFZ7

Nfl, Cool, and Time: Patrick Mahomes just won the MVP but still has time to take a picture with a fan. So cool.

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patrick

Patrick Star

Spongebob Memes

Spongebob Meme

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Surprised Meme

Spongbob Meme

Funny Spongebob Memes

Squidward Meme

Shocked Face Meme

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