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People These Days: What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? DO NOT TELL A PERSONAL STORY A joke" should be the classic meaning of a joke (with a punchline, etc.) More Emmanuel Gautier, I have a weird laugh Written Thu Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and notices a big jar full of money behind the counter. He asks the bartender, "Hey man, what's that jar? I bet there's at least one grand in there!" "Ah, you must be new here. It's a challenge. If you put in fifty bucks, and then succeed at three tasks, you get all the money inside the jar." "Really? Man, what a tourist trap! Do people actually try that?" "Sure." "Damn. Stil, that's a lot of money. I gotta ask, what are the three tasks?" "Well, first, you need to go over to the bouncer over there. Yeah, the tall, muscular guy. And you gotta knock him out in one punch. Wow." "Yeah. Next, in the backyard we have this wild rottweiler. Nasty dog. Rabid. And it has a bad tooth. We tried having the vet over, but he won't come anywhere near the beast. The task is to take out his bad tooth "Uh huh." "And finally, there's this lady upstairs. She owns the place. She's quite old. Sixty five, maybe seventy. Very nice lady. She lost her husband a decade ago and, well.. she's lonely. The task is to go see her and give her some." "That is twisted, my friend. Wow. It's amazing that anyone thinks they can pull all this off. People these days... Anyway.'" The guy drinks his beer, and then has another. And another. And another. Now quite inebriated, he punches the counter and yells, "Whatever man, I'll do your stupid challenge!" He throws in a $50 bill, goes to the bouncer, taps him on the shoulder, and WHAM! The bouncer is down in one punch. Everyone in the bar suddenly groups around the scene and starts cheering frantically. The guy shouts, "Where's the damn dog at?", people push him to the backdoor, which he pushes. The crowd awaits, hearing nothing at first Then, muffled screams, punches, scratches and howls coming from behind the door Finally, the door opens again, and the guy paces into the bar, slowly, his shirt ripped apart and stained with blood, breathing loudly. Finally, he throws his arms up in the air, and shouts in triumph! As the crowd cheers like crazy, he yells "NOW WHERE'S THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH?" 48.9k Views View Upvotes Hahah made me LOL for real guys hhaha
People These Days: What joke will make one
 burst into laughter for at
 least 30 seconds?
 DO NOT TELL A PERSONAL STORY A joke" should be the
 classic meaning of a joke (with a punchline, etc.)
 More
 Emmanuel Gautier, I have a
 weird laugh
 Written Thu
 Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and
 notices a big jar full of money behind the
 counter. He asks the bartender, "Hey man,
 what's that jar? I bet there's at least one grand
 in there!"
 "Ah, you must be new here. It's a challenge. If
 you put in fifty bucks, and then succeed at
 three tasks, you get all the money inside the
 jar."
 "Really? Man, what a tourist trap! Do people
 actually try that?"
 "Sure."
 "Damn. Stil, that's a lot of money. I gotta ask,
 what are the three tasks?"
 "Well, first, you need to go over to the
 bouncer over there. Yeah, the tall, muscular
 guy. And you gotta knock him out in one
 punch.
 Wow."
 "Yeah. Next, in the backyard we have this
 wild rottweiler. Nasty dog. Rabid. And it has a
 bad tooth. We tried having the vet over, but
 he won't come anywhere near the beast. The
 task is to take out his bad tooth
 "Uh huh."
 "And finally, there's this lady upstairs. She
 owns the place. She's quite old. Sixty five,
 maybe seventy. Very nice lady. She lost her
 husband a decade ago and, well.. she's
 lonely. The task is to go see her and give her
 some."
 "That is twisted, my friend. Wow. It's
 amazing that anyone thinks they can pull all
 this off. People these days... Anyway.'"
 The guy drinks his beer, and then has
 another. And another. And another. Now
 quite inebriated, he punches the counter and
 yells, "Whatever man, I'll do your stupid
 challenge!"
 He throws in a $50 bill, goes to the bouncer,
 taps him on the shoulder, and WHAM! The
 bouncer is down in one punch. Everyone in
 the bar suddenly groups around the scene
 and starts cheering frantically. The guy
 shouts, "Where's the damn dog at?", people
 push him to the backdoor, which he pushes.
 The crowd awaits, hearing nothing at first
 Then, muffled screams, punches, scratches
 and howls coming from behind the door
 Finally, the door opens again, and the guy
 paces into the bar, slowly, his shirt ripped
 apart and stained with blood, breathing
 loudly. Finally, he throws his arms up in the
 air, and shouts in triumph! As the crowd
 cheers like crazy, he yells "NOW WHERE'S
 THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH?"
 48.9k Views View Upvotes
Hahah made me LOL for real guys hhaha

Hahah made me LOL for real guys hhaha