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Play A Game: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers out? I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. When I played with Barbies I had this thing called "The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit" over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce "(name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld l thought it was hilarious. this shit is honestly so fucking real I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego. If your Barbies' lives aren't like Game of Thrones, you're not doing it right. When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the school's playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play a game called 'Highway to Extinction' which was just me jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and ramming it repeatedly into a wall My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for handles. What the fuck Math class is tough!
Play A Game: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie
 commercials have little girls dressing them up
 and brushing their hair
 Like no
 Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about
 collecting as many dolls as you can get your
 grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the
 living room with your expansive empire of
 plastic women. Barbie is about creating
 intricate social structures and spicy inter-family
 conflicts between town house residents. Barbie
 is about formulating complex back stories for
 tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's
 about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot
 twists that split up marriages and cause that
 one Barbie you really dislike to be
 ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order
 to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
 Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable
 commercial that won't freak parents and
 caregivers out?
 I've always had the impression that advertisers
 don't really understand how girls play with their
 toys.
 When I played with Barbies I had this thing called
 "The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry
 hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she
 would go in there. And what I would do was I would
 carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit
 song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead
 pit" over and over again in different tones. Anyway,
 once I finally reached the pit I would announce
 "(name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a
 few moments. Then, I would violently shake the
 hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the
 tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld
 l thought it was hilarious.
 this shit is honestly so fucking real
 I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so
 angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him
 to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego.
 If your Barbies' lives aren't like Game of Thrones, you're
 not doing it right.
 When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the school's
 playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it
 I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play
 a game called 'Highway to Extinction' which was just me
 jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and
 ramming it repeatedly into a wall
 My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for
 handles.
 What the fuck
Math class is tough!

Math class is tough!

Play A Game: 1. Carve with a razor 157" on your hand, send a photo to the curator 2 Wake up at 4.20 am. and watch psychedelic and scary videos that curator sends you 3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3 cuts, send a photo to the curator 4. Draw a whale on a sheet of papet, send a photo to curator S If you are ready to 'become a whale, carve YES on your leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself) 6. Task with a cipher 7, Carve 140 on your hand, send a photo to curator 8. Type Lam,whale in your VKontakte status 9. You have to overcome your fear 10. Wake up at 4.20 am and go to a roof (the higher the better) 11. Carve a whale on your hand with a razor, send a photo to curator 12. Watch psychedelic and horror videos all day 13. Listen to music that they (curatore) send you 14. Cut your lip 15, Poke your hand with a needle many times 16 Do something painful to yourself, make yourself sick 17. Go to the highest roof you can find, stand on the edge for some time 18, Go to a bridge, stand on the edge 19. Climb up a crane or at least try to do it 20. The curator checks if you are trustworthy 21 Have a talk with a whale (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype 22 Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs dangling 23 Another task with a cipher 24. Secret task 25 Have a meeting with a whale 26. The curator tells you the date of your death and you have to accept it 27. Wake up at 4.20 a.m, and go to rails (visit any railroad that you can find) 28. Dont talk to anyone all day 29. Make a vow that you're a whale. 30-49. Everyday you wake up at 420am, watch horror videos, listen to music that "they" send you, make 1 cut on your body per day, tak to a whale. 50. Jump off a high building. Take your life. macipopedeleted PLEASE READ: there's tis "game" going around called blue whale. its this group and what they do is look for vulnerable accounts and people. they'll ask them to download an app from the internet to play a game... since it's from the internet they hack your phone and the app won't be able to be deleted. so now they have all your info. this is the sinister part; this "game" lasts a course of 50 days and each day is a new task or challenge (picture). some challenges are cutting or harming yourself or carving symbols in yor skin or even as far as stabbing yourself. they' ask you to send picture proof and if you don't they threaten you. they say they'l "kill your family" or do everything possible with the information they have about u from downloading the app (credit card info, etc.). t goes on and on and on until the 50th day where the final task is. they say you need to kill yourself to win which is absolutely absurd and inhumane. it started in russia and more than 150 teens have died from it and now it's spreading to the uk and possibly more places. i wish from the bottom of my heart this was some urban legend but t's not. it's real and these stories are all over the media. so please, if anyone you don't know dms u suspicious things or asks you to download something, don't trust them. once you download it you can't go back. STAY SAFE SPREAD AWARENESS, AND REPOST two-bendys-one-blog: ATTENTION!! There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it would be horrible to have this happen to anybody else. There is this horrible thing going around popular aminos called ‘The Blue Whale Challenge’, which is an app that has a link to it. If you do get a link to it from ANYBODY, I advise to immediately block them, and report them. This 50 day challenge, also known as ‘The Blue Whale Game’ is reported to have you do various things to harm yourself, or put yourself in immediate danger. These things include cutting yourself in various ways, (cutting into major veins, carving symbols into your body, generally harming yourself, etc.) going on top of buildings and standing close to the edge, attempting to climb a crane, talking to others suffering the same ordeal, etc. On the 50th day, they tell you to take your life. Jump from a building. Do not do any of this, EVER. There are people that care for you, and there would be people that would miss you horribly. Call the suicide hotline. Get help. Please, stay safe. Do not do this to yourself. If you download this app, they hack into your electronic device and find all of your personal information, and make it so that you can’t remove or delete the app. They will use whatever they can get against you. Your credit card, tell you that they will hunt down your loved ones and kill them, anything. The person that created this game may have been arrested, but there are people still sending the links for this game. Please, spread awareness about this problem so we can stop it before it starts. Stay safe, because I care. There are others that do too. Please, once again, stay safe, and do not download this app, or joke about it in any way.
Play A Game: 1. Carve with a razor 157" on your hand, send a photo to the curator
 2 Wake up at 4.20 am. and watch psychedelic and scary videos that curator sends you
 3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3 cuts, send a photo to the curator
 4. Draw a whale on a sheet of papet, send a photo to curator
 S If you are ready to 'become a whale, carve YES on your leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself)
 6. Task with a cipher
 7, Carve 140 on your hand, send a photo to curator
 8. Type Lam,whale in your VKontakte status
 9. You have to overcome your fear
 10. Wake up at 4.20 am and go to a roof (the higher the better)
 11. Carve a whale on your hand with a razor, send a photo to curator
 12. Watch psychedelic and horror videos all day
 13. Listen to music that they (curatore) send you
 14. Cut your lip
 15, Poke your hand with a needle many times
 16 Do something painful to yourself, make yourself sick
 17. Go to the highest roof you can find, stand on the edge for some time
 18, Go to a bridge, stand on the edge
 19. Climb up a crane or at least try to do it
 20. The curator checks if you are trustworthy
 21 Have a talk with a whale (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype
 22 Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs dangling
 23 Another task with a cipher
 24. Secret task
 25 Have a meeting with a whale
 26. The curator tells you the date of your death and you have to accept it
 27. Wake up at 4.20 a.m, and go to rails (visit any railroad that you can find)
 28. Dont talk to anyone all day
 29. Make a vow that you're a whale.
 30-49. Everyday you wake up at 420am, watch horror videos, listen to music that "they" send you, make 1 cut on your
 body per day, tak to a whale.
 50. Jump off a high building. Take your life.

 macipopedeleted PLEASE READ: there's tis "game" going
 around called blue whale. its this group and what they do is
 look for vulnerable accounts and people. they'll ask them to
 download an app from the internet to play a game... since it's
 from the internet they hack your phone and the app won't be
 able to be deleted. so now they have all your info. this is the
 sinister part; this "game" lasts a course of 50 days and each
 day is a new task or challenge (picture). some challenges are
 cutting or harming yourself or carving symbols in yor skin
 or even as far as stabbing yourself. they' ask you to send
 picture proof and if you don't they threaten you. they say
 they'l "kill your family" or do everything possible with the
 information they have about u from downloading the app
 (credit card info, etc.). t goes on and on and on until the
 50th day where the final task is. they say you need to kill
 yourself to win which is absolutely absurd and inhumane. it
 started in russia and more than 150 teens have died from it
 and now it's spreading to the uk and possibly more places. i
 wish from the bottom of my heart this was some urban
 legend but t's not. it's real and these stories are all over the
 media. so please, if anyone you don't know dms u suspicious
 things or asks you to download something, don't trust them.
 once you download it you can't go back. STAY SAFE
 SPREAD AWARENESS, AND REPOST
two-bendys-one-blog:

ATTENTION!!

There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it would be horrible to have this happen to anybody else.

There is this horrible thing going around popular aminos called ‘The Blue Whale Challenge’, which is an app that has a link to it. If you do get a link to it from ANYBODY, I advise to immediately block them, and report them. 

This 50 day challenge, also known as ‘The Blue Whale Game’ is reported to have you do various things to harm yourself, or put yourself in immediate danger. These things include cutting yourself in various ways, (cutting into major veins, carving symbols into your body, generally harming yourself, etc.) going on top of buildings and standing close to the edge, attempting to climb a crane, talking to others suffering the same ordeal, etc.

On the 50th day, they tell you to take your life. Jump from a building. Do not do any of this, EVER. There are people that care for you, and there would be people that would miss you horribly. Call the suicide hotline. Get help. Please, stay safe. Do not do this to yourself. 

If you download this app, they hack into your electronic device and find all of your personal information, and make it so that you can’t remove or delete the app. They will use whatever they can get against you. Your credit card, tell you that they will hunt down your loved ones and kill them, anything. The person that created this game may have been arrested, but there are people still sending the links for this game. 

Please, spread awareness about this problem so we can stop it before it starts. Stay safe, because I care. There are others that do too. Please, once again, stay safe, and do not download this app, or joke about it in any way.

two-bendys-one-blog: ATTENTION!! There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it wo...

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Play A Game: Sana
 @michaelsana13
 I've never laughed so hard in my entire
 Verizon LTE
 10:37 AM
 @-
 86%.1
 o Verizon LTE
 10:39 AM
 @-v 0
 85%
 o Verizon LTE
 10:40 AM
 @'' O
 84%-1.
 Demarco Hannahg Ho
 凸咁グ𠱂
 凸 益凹凸
 s it too late now to say
 Messag0
 Yestarday 1148 PM
 Alison
 Demarco Shango
 Allison lintetet
 Let's play a game
 Darth Plagueis The Wise?
 thought not. It's not a story the
 Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith
 legend. Darth Plagueis was a
 Dark Lord of the Sith, so
 powerful and so wise he coulcd
 use the Force to influence the
 mídichlorians to create life.. He
 had such a knowledge of the
 dark side that he could even
 keep the ones he cared about
 from dying. The dark side of
 the Force is a pathway to many
 abilities some consider to be
 unnatural. He became so
 powerful... the only thing he
 was afraid of was losing his
 power, which eventually, of
 course, he did. Unfortunately
 he taught his apprentice
 everything he knew, then his
 apprentice killed him in his
 sleep. Ironic. He could save
 I changed Allison phone to
 whenever she says "sorry" to
 some really long Star Wars
 quote
 son infidelj
 Okay!
 Called finish the lyrics
 Make her say sorry in the group
 c chat
 Ready?
 ison iofidelj
 Yes ready
 The story of my life l'lI
 Anison (infidel
 * I TAKE HER HOME
 Allison (Infidel) kept an audio message from you
 Today 12:10 AM
 Okay last round
 You will know this
 But you have to be FAST
 Message
 回因®/Message 00 Message
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