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playing: At least they’re playing a co-op for a change
playing: At least they’re playing a co-op for a change

At least they’re playing a co-op for a change

playing: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing
playing: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

playing: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing
playing: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing

playing: Henneth Paltrow was losing her patience at the commoners who kept playing truth-or-dare during social isolation.
playing: Henneth Paltrow was losing her patience at the commoners who kept playing truth-or-dare during social isolation.

Henneth Paltrow was losing her patience at the commoners who kept playing truth-or-dare during social isolation.

playing: *Boss music starts playing*
playing: *Boss music starts playing*

*Boss music starts playing*

playing: Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown MORE MEMES
playing: Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown
MORE MEMES

Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown MORE MEMES

playing: chrispalmermusic: How to get a guitar player to stop playing
playing: chrispalmermusic:

How to get a guitar player to stop playing

chrispalmermusic: How to get a guitar player to stop playing

playing: femestella:Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege
playing: femestella:Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege

femestella:Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege

playing: chrispalmermusic: How to get a guitar player to stop playing
playing: chrispalmermusic:

How to get a guitar player to stop playing

chrispalmermusic: How to get a guitar player to stop playing

playing: sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
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justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

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playing: Man’s playing chess
playing: Man’s playing chess

Man’s playing chess

playing: Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege
playing: Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege

Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege

playing: epicjohndoe: Playing frisbee like a boss…
playing: epicjohndoe:

Playing frisbee like a boss…

epicjohndoe: Playing frisbee like a boss…

playing: zebrafeets-art: guess who started playing the witcher 3 a million years late
playing: zebrafeets-art:

guess who started playing the witcher 3 a million years late

zebrafeets-art: guess who started playing the witcher 3 a million years late

playing: starrboned-art: Aggressively playing the lutePlease do not repost without permission
playing: starrboned-art:

Aggressively playing the lutePlease do not repost without permission

starrboned-art: Aggressively playing the lutePlease do not repost without permission

playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.
playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.

My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently need...

playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.
playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.

My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently need...

playing: Perks of playing JUMBLE
playing: Perks of playing JUMBLE

Perks of playing JUMBLE

playing: Playing video games with gf
playing: Playing video games with gf

Playing video games with gf

playing: epicdndmemes: 90% trying to play, 10% actually playing
playing: epicdndmemes:

90% trying to play, 10% actually playing

epicdndmemes: 90% trying to play, 10% actually playing

playing: Playing Dark Souls, this is true to a good extent
playing: Playing Dark Souls, this is true to a good extent

Playing Dark Souls, this is true to a good extent