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Anime, Ass, and Bruh: "ls this a person with decent music?" "No, this is a SoundCloud rapper." ORDEK HERE @typicalterome Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstairs and sits at dinner table with family* "Itadakimasu!" "Bruh you gotta stop watching anime." "ShutchobitchassupTroy." "Boys! Quit arguing at the table. Terome, how was work?" "It was garbage. This lady asked for a Cobb salad without Cobb. I wanted to slap her on my dead goldfish." "You ain't got a dead goldfish." "Who asked you?" "Troy, how was your day?" "It was ight, Mom. I don't know why you always ask us that at the table." "Why do I ask you that? It's a parents job to make sure their kids are happy and doing the right thin-" "Shutcho 'well ackshually' ass up Janet." "For real Dad, she talk to much." *Mom stares at her plate and shakes* "You big mad or little mad?" Dad said. *shaking intensifies* "Damn look at her face, she mad asf." "I dare you to poke her." "Hell nah I ain't suicidal." "Don't test me David..." Mom says through her teeth. "Janet I've tested this food and it tastes like a homeless nigga." "Holup, how you know what that tastes like?" "Don't ask question you don't want the answer to, Terome." "O." "THATS IT!" *Mom stands up and marches back upstairs* "Guess she was big mad." Troy said. *rattling from upstairs* "Tf is she doing?" *footsteps coming down the stairs* "I've had it with you 3..." *Mom points a 9mm at us* "Hey I was saving that for school!" "Aye if you gon shoot anybody, make sure it's me first." *all 3 stare at Troy* "What? I run a meme page."
Anime, Ass, and Bruh: "ls this a person with decent
 music?"
 "No, this is a SoundCloud rapper."
 ORDEK
 HERE
 @typicalterome
Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstairs and sits at dinner table with family* "Itadakimasu!" "Bruh you gotta stop watching anime." "ShutchobitchassupTroy." "Boys! Quit arguing at the table. Terome, how was work?" "It was garbage. This lady asked for a Cobb salad without Cobb. I wanted to slap her on my dead goldfish." "You ain't got a dead goldfish." "Who asked you?" "Troy, how was your day?" "It was ight, Mom. I don't know why you always ask us that at the table." "Why do I ask you that? It's a parents job to make sure their kids are happy and doing the right thin-" "Shutcho 'well ackshually' ass up Janet." "For real Dad, she talk to much." *Mom stares at her plate and shakes* "You big mad or little mad?" Dad said. *shaking intensifies* "Damn look at her face, she mad asf." "I dare you to poke her." "Hell nah I ain't suicidal." "Don't test me David..." Mom says through her teeth. "Janet I've tested this food and it tastes like a homeless nigga." "Holup, how you know what that tastes like?" "Don't ask question you don't want the answer to, Terome." "O." "THATS IT!" *Mom stands up and marches back upstairs* "Guess she was big mad." Troy said. *rattling from upstairs* "Tf is she doing?" *footsteps coming down the stairs* "I've had it with you 3..." *Mom points a 9mm at us* "Hey I was saving that for school!" "Aye if you gon shoot anybody, make sure it's me first." *all 3 stare at Troy* "What? I run a meme page."

Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstai...

Af, Ass, and Bad: if you're have a bad day look at this @DrSmashlove Every once in a while, if you're lucky, you find true love. Something you see - feel - taste - and it just feels right. It's new - but, strangely, it's familiar. It generates sensations u haven't felt before in places that haven't been awakened before, and you're eager to see where it goes. I felt this recently and I had to share it with y'all. Once I experienced it, I couldn't get enuf. No I didn't find this love on Tinder or Bumbles or Coffee and Bagel. This was a love much deeper. The type of love u can only find in a poke bowl 😍. BRUH...Game changer πŸ˜‚. Life changer. Poke is trendy now so I probably don't need to explain, but, for the uninitiated: this is a raw fish salad that started when Hawaiian fisherman would cobble together all of their fish cuttings from their catches, season it, and eat it. Now it is crafted with love by hipsters with deadstock vintage frames and neck tattoos who wear limited edition Vans and make experimental synth music that they post to their SoundCloud, where they have 984 followers and counting. Poke is the truth bruh. Eat it on a vegetable salad base and u get your vitamins, fiber, and a ton of protein, and it actually tastes good AF. I used to love sushi rolls (and still do) but that's a lot of rice and creamy sauces u don't need. Poke gets right to the point bruh no filler just killer. U feel me? Now the only thing about poke is, unless u live in Hawaii, the shit gon run u. However look at it like this. That Chipotle burrito with guac run u $11. Add $2 and get u something all natural from the sea that will fortify u and give u strength and happiness. U feel me? Eat enough of this shit and u liable to grow big ass muscles like the long haired dude from the Moana movie with the tattoos that move and shit. U feel me? Poke isn't just good food - this shit is true love 😍. Now go forth and enjoy BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Ass, and Bad: if you're have a bad day look at this
 @DrSmashlove
Every once in a while, if you're lucky, you find true love. Something you see - feel - taste - and it just feels right. It's new - but, strangely, it's familiar. It generates sensations u haven't felt before in places that haven't been awakened before, and you're eager to see where it goes. I felt this recently and I had to share it with y'all. Once I experienced it, I couldn't get enuf. No I didn't find this love on Tinder or Bumbles or Coffee and Bagel. This was a love much deeper. The type of love u can only find in a poke bowl 😍. BRUH...Game changer πŸ˜‚. Life changer. Poke is trendy now so I probably don't need to explain, but, for the uninitiated: this is a raw fish salad that started when Hawaiian fisherman would cobble together all of their fish cuttings from their catches, season it, and eat it. Now it is crafted with love by hipsters with deadstock vintage frames and neck tattoos who wear limited edition Vans and make experimental synth music that they post to their SoundCloud, where they have 984 followers and counting. Poke is the truth bruh. Eat it on a vegetable salad base and u get your vitamins, fiber, and a ton of protein, and it actually tastes good AF. I used to love sushi rolls (and still do) but that's a lot of rice and creamy sauces u don't need. Poke gets right to the point bruh no filler just killer. U feel me? Now the only thing about poke is, unless u live in Hawaii, the shit gon run u. However look at it like this. That Chipotle burrito with guac run u $11. Add $2 and get u something all natural from the sea that will fortify u and give u strength and happiness. U feel me? Eat enough of this shit and u liable to grow big ass muscles like the long haired dude from the Moana movie with the tattoos that move and shit. U feel me? Poke isn't just good food - this shit is true love 😍. Now go forth and enjoy BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Every once in a while, if you're lucky, you find true love. Something you see - feel - taste - and it just feels right. It's new - but, stra...