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A Dream, Apple, and Big Sean: This is Blade. The vet said Blade is a German Shepard and Coyote mix Pic: reddit u/meganfoxpoops @DrSmashlove Now look bruv on principle I’m never gon block a brother from getting his bread by means of gainful employment. I love seeing my brothers shining. However I’m also gon express my opinions without constraint and anyone could get this work 🤗😂. With that said, I have detailed on the pages of this account the musicians I love. Future. PNB. A Boogie. 21. H.E.R. Tiller. U feel me? Thugger. Dolph. Brent Faiyaz. DVSN. Party. 6lack. But I have steadfastly roasted one artist even as he grew to heights that quite honestly baffled me. I told a story of talking music with a ting and she liked old boy and knowing right then that it was doomed 🙂. A dude who has been wack to me since Day 1 and it took for him to release an album produced entirely by Young Metro (the GOAT) to make y’all wake up and realize this man is a walking, breathing trash dumpster 😂. That brother right there is Big Sean or, as I call him, Smedium Sean. Now I’m not gon add to the flames of the fire that has grown on social media roasting this poor soul. Imma just drop a few quotes from his new album and let y’all judge: “What goes around comes around faster than fidgets.” ☹️. “Ye found a pro, so I guess that means I’m profound.” 😥. “My step brother used to flip them bags outside the crib like it was trash day...no Kim K, but he bagged Ye.” 😰. “I had a dream I rode with Rosa Parks...” Do it. Redeem yourself, brother. In this era where Colin has awakened a nation, talk yo sh!t young Lion! ✊ “I had a dream I rode with Rosa Parks in the back of the ‘bach...and we was blowing a blunt...and she was packing a strap.” 🤓🔫 DELETE THIS ALBUM OFF APPLE MUSIC-SPOTIFY LIL BRO AND HIRE DRAKE’S GHOST WRITER - THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT YOUR LEGACY TO BE - YOU CAN SAVE THIS TRAIN WRECK - BUT ONLY IF U ACT FAST - IF U TAKE A 18 MONTH BREAK FROM MUSIC U STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO COME BACK AS A CHRISTIAN GOSPEL RAPPER LIKE MASE BUT EVEN THAT WINDOW IS CLOSING ... ACTUALLY PLEASE DON’T ... IF I HEAR U SAY “I had a dream I was on a yacht with Jesus - Brown girls yellow girls in the mix like Reese’s Pieces” SOMEONE MIGHT ASSASSINATE U BRUV ... JUST TAKE A OATH OF SILENCE AND LET JENIH AKIKO DO THE MUSIC ... BLESS UP 🙌😂😂😂
A Dream, Apple, and Big Sean: This is Blade. The vet said Blade is a German
 Shepard and Coyote mix
 Pic: reddit u/meganfoxpoops
 @DrSmashlove
Now look bruv on principle I’m never gon block a brother from getting his bread by means of gainful employment. I love seeing my brothers shining. However I’m also gon express my opinions without constraint and anyone could get this work 🤗😂. With that said, I have detailed on the pages of this account the musicians I love. Future. PNB. A Boogie. 21. H.E.R. Tiller. U feel me? Thugger. Dolph. Brent Faiyaz. DVSN. Party. 6lack. But I have steadfastly roasted one artist even as he grew to heights that quite honestly baffled me. I told a story of talking music with a ting and she liked old boy and knowing right then that it was doomed 🙂. A dude who has been wack to me since Day 1 and it took for him to release an album produced entirely by Young Metro (the GOAT) to make y’all wake up and realize this man is a walking, breathing trash dumpster 😂. That brother right there is Big Sean or, as I call him, Smedium Sean. Now I’m not gon add to the flames of the fire that has grown on social media roasting this poor soul. Imma just drop a few quotes from his new album and let y’all judge: “What goes around comes around faster than fidgets.” ☹️. “Ye found a pro, so I guess that means I’m profound.” 😥. “My step brother used to flip them bags outside the crib like it was trash day...no Kim K, but he bagged Ye.” 😰. “I had a dream I rode with Rosa Parks...” Do it. Redeem yourself, brother. In this era where Colin has awakened a nation, talk yo sh!t young Lion! ✊ “I had a dream I rode with Rosa Parks in the back of the ‘bach...and we was blowing a blunt...and she was packing a strap.” 🤓🔫 DELETE THIS ALBUM OFF APPLE MUSIC-SPOTIFY LIL BRO AND HIRE DRAKE’S GHOST WRITER - THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT YOUR LEGACY TO BE - YOU CAN SAVE THIS TRAIN WRECK - BUT ONLY IF U ACT FAST - IF U TAKE A 18 MONTH BREAK FROM MUSIC U STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO COME BACK AS A CHRISTIAN GOSPEL RAPPER LIKE MASE BUT EVEN THAT WINDOW IS CLOSING ... ACTUALLY PLEASE DON’T ... IF I HEAR U SAY “I had a dream I was on a yacht with Jesus - Brown girls yellow girls in the mix like Reese’s Pieces” SOMEONE MIGHT ASSASSINATE U BRUV ... JUST TAKE A OATH OF SILENCE AND LET JENIH AKIKO DO THE MUSIC ... BLESS UP 🙌😂😂😂

Now look bruv on principle I’m never gon block a brother from getting his bread by means of gainful employment. I love seeing my brothers sh...

Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she moved in with us - nine years old at the time. Last month she turned old enough to be able to vote Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)
Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she
 moved in with us - nine years
 old at the time. Last month she
 turned old enough to be able
 to vote
Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)

Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctu...

Black Friday, Bless Up, and Church: Adopted this guy last weekend. Went straight to the store to get him food and treats. He picked this all by himself. He won't leave my side. I think he's happy. Pic: reddit u/txraised512 @DrSmashlove 7 After Black Friday and Magic Monday (Marvelous Monday? Mellifluous Monday? Lol) comes GivingTuesday - lots and lots of great charities have lined up donors that will match your giving today, so every dollar you donate gets matched and amplified. Do one good deed; get credit for two good deeds...that’s a square deal if I’ve ever seen one 🤗. As you know I always keep the link to a worthy charity in my bio - today it’s SAMS, which is a nonpolitical, nonprofit medical relief organization that works on the front lines of crisis relief in Syria and neighboring countries to alleviate suffering and save lives. But today I want you to give to whatever cause speaks to you. And it need not be international in scope - maybe your local church, synagogue, temple, or mosque is tryina get some nice tings popping locally for poor people or immigrants or others who need help - go ahead and throw them a few bucks and I ask God to reward you a million times over. We are inundated with Google ads day in and day out to buy that sweater or that jacket or that pair of boots we’ve been eyeing. Lemme tell you a secret: YOU DON’T NEED IT. IF YOU DID, YOU ALREADY WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT. NOW THEY JUST TRYINA HYPNOTIZE YOU LOL 🤗. Give that money to a charity that needs it. Ya get me! Or even a family member who’s not in a good place and needs a pick me up. They’ll remember it. And I ask God to reward you for it. Love y’all! Bless up 😍❤️🤲
Black Friday, Bless Up, and Church: Adopted this guy last weekend. Went
 straight to the store to get him food and
 treats. He picked this all by himself. He won't
 leave my side. I think he's happy.
 Pic: reddit u/txraised512
 @DrSmashlove
 7
After Black Friday and Magic Monday (Marvelous Monday? Mellifluous Monday? Lol) comes GivingTuesday - lots and lots of great charities have lined up donors that will match your giving today, so every dollar you donate gets matched and amplified. Do one good deed; get credit for two good deeds...that’s a square deal if I’ve ever seen one 🤗. As you know I always keep the link to a worthy charity in my bio - today it’s SAMS, which is a nonpolitical, nonprofit medical relief organization that works on the front lines of crisis relief in Syria and neighboring countries to alleviate suffering and save lives. But today I want you to give to whatever cause speaks to you. And it need not be international in scope - maybe your local church, synagogue, temple, or mosque is tryina get some nice tings popping locally for poor people or immigrants or others who need help - go ahead and throw them a few bucks and I ask God to reward you a million times over. We are inundated with Google ads day in and day out to buy that sweater or that jacket or that pair of boots we’ve been eyeing. Lemme tell you a secret: YOU DON’T NEED IT. IF YOU DID, YOU ALREADY WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT. NOW THEY JUST TRYINA HYPNOTIZE YOU LOL 🤗. Give that money to a charity that needs it. Ya get me! Or even a family member who’s not in a good place and needs a pick me up. They’ll remember it. And I ask God to reward you for it. Love y’all! Bless up 😍❤️🤲

After Black Friday and Magic Monday (Marvelous Monday? Mellifluous Monday? Lol) comes GivingTuesday - lots and lots of great charities have ...