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    Beautiful, Butt, and Cute: onely-scars tumbir.com/
 TRIGGER WARNING m Autumn. I'm diagnosed with bipolar disorderitype one)
 borderline personality disorder, ADHD, OCD, andI suffer with psychosis
 yly919 tumblr.com/
 A little perverted, some what messed up, but always me and what am about
 mystery-of-the-night.tumbir.com/
 my main blog: http://butt-flower tumblr.com. nickschwartz02 Leather and belts by
 DmnqDavinci on Flickr, hellomydarksecrets the fat louie on We Heart It
 tearsbehindcloseddoors tumblr.com/
 WELCOME TO MY FUCKED UP MIND. hey. ellena, 14 from Birmingham, UK THIS
 BLOG MAY BE TRIGGERING always here to talk to anyone x
 cant-stand-another-year tumblr.com/
 Tags: quote Imao beautiful tumblr boy funny photography couple pretty create gorgeous
 cute done sex overlays fuck life people sexy girl happy Hot lol love suck
 X-night-mare tumblr com-
 Hey you! Yeah you. I just want to let you know that Im always here to help you when
 you need it. Ive been through a lot and I know I can help you.. I know how it...
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 benjimaddenswifey tumbir.com/
 Hi Therel My name is Taylor Ayers Im 16 years old and I live in Alabama. My favorite
 bands are Slipknot, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold
 alyssaiscomplicated tumblr.com/
 My name is Alyssa &1 am complicated. 16 Canadian I Pothead | Depressed
 Photographer in training | I believe in unicorns esp, when im stoned
 just-some-cigarettes tumblr.com
 welcome to my fucked up mind Ask me anythingAbout meNetworksNext page
 Archive 204684 n-i-c-o-t-in-e Instagram. 1064. artofstarving: Taylor Momsen
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                Beautiful, Butt, and Cute: onely-scars tumbir.com/
 TRIGGER WARNING m Autumn. I'm diagnosed with bipolar disorderitype one)
 borderline personality disorder, ADHD, OCD, andI suffer with psychosis
 yly919 tumblr.com/
 A little perverted, some what messed up, but always me and what am about
 mystery-of-the-night.tumbir.com/
 my main blog: http://butt-flower tumblr.com. nickschwartz02 Leather and belts by
 DmnqDavinci on Flickr, hellomydarksecrets the fat louie on We Heart It
 tearsbehindcloseddoors tumblr.com/
 WELCOME TO MY FUCKED UP MIND. hey. ellena, 14 from Birmingham, UK THIS
 BLOG MAY BE TRIGGERING always here to talk to anyone x
 cant-stand-another-year tumblr.com/
 Tags: quote Imao beautiful tumblr boy funny photography couple pretty create gorgeous
 cute done sex overlays fuck life people sexy girl happy Hot lol love suck
 X-night-mare tumblr com-
 Hey you! Yeah you. I just want to let you know that Im always here to help you when
 you need it. Ive been through a lot and I know I can help you.. I know how it...
 bl
 benjimaddenswifey tumbir.com/
 Hi Therel My name is Taylor Ayers Im 16 years old and I live in Alabama. My favorite
 bands are Slipknot, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold
 alyssaiscomplicated tumblr.com/
 My name is Alyssa &1 am complicated. 16 Canadian I Pothead | Depressed
 Photographer in training | I believe in unicorns esp, when im stoned
 just-some-cigarettes tumblr.com
 welcome to my fucked up mind Ask me anythingAbout meNetworksNext page
 Archive 204684 n-i-c-o-t-in-e Instagram. 1064. artofstarving: Taylor Momsen
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    Baked, Burger King, and Drive By: I HATE MY JOB.
 My job is so unbelievable.
 I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
 with:
 First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
 she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
 girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
 is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
 the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
 as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
 enough brain power to continue to breathe.
 The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
 be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
 opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
 is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
 showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
 might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
 hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
 But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
 And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
 fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
 and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
 anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
 like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
 things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
 day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
 around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
 sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
 bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
 requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
 every single day.
 Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
 solve mysteries and s**t.
 Unlike Share
 nd 48 others like this
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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My Job Is Just The Worst
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Baked, Burger King, and Drive By: I HATE MY JOB.
 My job is so unbelievable.
 I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
 with:
 First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
 she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
 girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
 is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
 the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
 as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
 enough brain power to continue to breathe.
 The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
 be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
 opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
 is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
 showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
 might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
 hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
 But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
 And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
 fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
 and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
 anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
 like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
 things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
 day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
 around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
 sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
 bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
 requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
 every single day.
 Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
 solve mysteries and s**t.
 Unlike Share
 nd 48 others like this
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: teaboot
 I swear to God I'm going to kill my pothead
 stoner asshole neighbors. This apartment
 has no fucking air circulation and it's hot as
 Lucifer's tits in here so I open window and it's
 fucking 25/7around-the-clock goddamned
 fucking CLOUDS of fucking weed coming up
 the side of the building, fucking hotboxes by
 proxy two stories up. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
 Like I could not physically give less of a
 steaming shit that they're smoking pot, I
 don't care, I don't give a FUUUUCK, but it's a
 beautiful 3 in the afternoon or pouring rain at
 1 AM and ITS PRECIPITATING WEED SWEAT
 IN MY LIVIBG ROOM
 I swear to God they're just chucking it by the
 kilo onto the barbecue at this point.
 They've got to be hosting a fucking White
 Trash Bob Marley revival tour on their fucking
 balcony and broadcasting it live to Hoboken
 They're doing a goddamned kush
 marathon fundraiser to raise awareness for
 discontinued Doritos flavours
 I can hear them coughing smoke. FROM MY
 BATHROOM
 Every so often I hear a loud ass *wheeeeze*,
 and I pray to the Lord that one of them has
 finally Gone Home To Jesus
 There is no reason in the entire known
 universe for three people to consume this
 much fucking devil lettuce per day. They
 should be dead. They're going to be the first
 known death caused by a marijuana overdose
 I cannot overstate how bad it smells
 When I open my window, I'm immediately
 astral-projected into the body of a 43 year
 old blonde woman with dreadlocks named
 Amethystglow Phoenixfire. She has an
 OM tattoo on top of her left foot and sells
 decorative gourds online. Her "spirit animal" is
 a tiger. She has a rescue dog and feeds it on a
 strict vegan diet. She doesn't believe in soap
 An hour later I emerge from my vision wearing
 a triple X size mumu, one burkinstock, and a
 Lulu lemon headband. I didn't own a bongo
 before, but I do now
 teaboot
 I promised my mama I wouldn't grow up to
 be a violet person but Its past midnight on a
 Thursday and I'm about to go downstairs and
 strangle these shit spewing smog muppets
 with my own two bare hands
 teaboot
 I have to get up at 6 AM for work tomorrow
 morning and I'm going to have to walk past
 a crime scene that looks like three oily
 sheepdogs were beaten to death by Oscar the
 grouch and I'm going to have to pretend I have
 no idea what happened
 teaboot
 I'm so fucking high right now
 teaboot
 HOLY FUCK THIS IS STILL MY LIFE BUT ON
 THE BRIGHT SIDE THEIR COUGHS ARE NOW
 A LONG, WHISTLING WHEEZE SO MAYBE
 GOD IS HERE TO INTERVENE
 Source: teaboot
The neighbors are doing the weed.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: teaboot
 I swear to God I'm going to kill my pothead
 stoner asshole neighbors. This apartment
 has no fucking air circulation and it's hot as
 Lucifer's tits in here so I open window and it's
 fucking 25/7around-the-clock goddamned
 fucking CLOUDS of fucking weed coming up
 the side of the building, fucking hotboxes by
 proxy two stories up. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
 Like I could not physically give less of a
 steaming shit that they're smoking pot, I
 don't care, I don't give a FUUUUCK, but it's a
 beautiful 3 in the afternoon or pouring rain at
 1 AM and ITS PRECIPITATING WEED SWEAT
 IN MY LIVIBG ROOM
 I swear to God they're just chucking it by the
 kilo onto the barbecue at this point.
 They've got to be hosting a fucking White
 Trash Bob Marley revival tour on their fucking
 balcony and broadcasting it live to Hoboken
 They're doing a goddamned kush
 marathon fundraiser to raise awareness for
 discontinued Doritos flavours
 I can hear them coughing smoke. FROM MY
 BATHROOM
 Every so often I hear a loud ass *wheeeeze*,
 and I pray to the Lord that one of them has
 finally Gone Home To Jesus
 There is no reason in the entire known
 universe for three people to consume this
 much fucking devil lettuce per day. They
 should be dead. They're going to be the first
 known death caused by a marijuana overdose
 I cannot overstate how bad it smells
 When I open my window, I'm immediately
 astral-projected into the body of a 43 year
 old blonde woman with dreadlocks named
 Amethystglow Phoenixfire. She has an
 OM tattoo on top of her left foot and sells
 decorative gourds online. Her "spirit animal" is
 a tiger. She has a rescue dog and feeds it on a
 strict vegan diet. She doesn't believe in soap
 An hour later I emerge from my vision wearing
 a triple X size mumu, one burkinstock, and a
 Lulu lemon headband. I didn't own a bongo
 before, but I do now
 teaboot
 I promised my mama I wouldn't grow up to
 be a violet person but Its past midnight on a
 Thursday and I'm about to go downstairs and
 strangle these shit spewing smog muppets
 with my own two bare hands
 teaboot
 I have to get up at 6 AM for work tomorrow
 morning and I'm going to have to walk past
 a crime scene that looks like three oily
 sheepdogs were beaten to death by Oscar the
 grouch and I'm going to have to pretend I have
 no idea what happened
 teaboot
 I'm so fucking high right now
 teaboot
 HOLY FUCK THIS IS STILL MY LIFE BUT ON
 THE BRIGHT SIDE THEIR COUGHS ARE NOW
 A LONG, WHISTLING WHEEZE SO MAYBE
 GOD IS HERE TO INTERVENE
 Source: teaboot
The neighbors are doing the weed.
                
            

            
            
The neighbors are doing the weed.