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Quicky: Student Accidentally Receives $1M in Financial Aid @balleralert Student Accidentally Receives $1M in Financial Aid - blogged by: @its_sharr β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A South African student accidentally received a deposit of $1 million in her financial aid account and spent more than $60k before authorities realized the mistake. Walter Sisulu University in Eastern Cape province accidentally loaded the massive funds onto the student's financial aid debit card. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The financial assistant was only supposed to be a $100 stipend for food and books, and was available to the student immediately. However, four extra zeroes were accidentally added to the deposit, quicky turning the student's $100 stipend into a $1 million shopping spree. University officially didn't realize the mistake until another student discovered the young woman's newly found extravagant spending habits and alerted authorities. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € While several media outlets identified the student on social media, university officials have refused to release the student's identity in compliance with South African law. In just a few weeks, WSU claims that the student spent tens of thousands of dollars on miscellaneous items and WSU officials have started examining her transaction records to determine the extent of her shopping spree. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to CNN, the student's financial aid account has been blocked and the remaining balance has been retracted. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € "The student will be liable for the money she's already spent," a WSU spokesperson stated. Intellimali, the financial aid company responsible for issuing the cards, has taken full responsibility for the oversight and have put new polices in place to ensure this incident never happens again. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Intellimali has also appointed an auditor to investigate the incident further and claimed legal action will be taken against the student for the misuse of funds. The South African Parliament also weighed in on the oversight stating, "this is unacceptable that such a grave mistake as this one could occur undetected on money appropriated by Parliament."
Quicky: Student Accidentally Receives
 $1M in Financial Aid
 @balleralert
Student Accidentally Receives $1M in Financial Aid - blogged by: @its_sharr β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A South African student accidentally received a deposit of $1 million in her financial aid account and spent more than $60k before authorities realized the mistake. Walter Sisulu University in Eastern Cape province accidentally loaded the massive funds onto the student's financial aid debit card. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The financial assistant was only supposed to be a $100 stipend for food and books, and was available to the student immediately. However, four extra zeroes were accidentally added to the deposit, quicky turning the student's $100 stipend into a $1 million shopping spree. University officially didn't realize the mistake until another student discovered the young woman's newly found extravagant spending habits and alerted authorities. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € While several media outlets identified the student on social media, university officials have refused to release the student's identity in compliance with South African law. In just a few weeks, WSU claims that the student spent tens of thousands of dollars on miscellaneous items and WSU officials have started examining her transaction records to determine the extent of her shopping spree. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to CNN, the student's financial aid account has been blocked and the remaining balance has been retracted. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € "The student will be liable for the money she's already spent," a WSU spokesperson stated. Intellimali, the financial aid company responsible for issuing the cards, has taken full responsibility for the oversight and have put new polices in place to ensure this incident never happens again. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Intellimali has also appointed an auditor to investigate the incident further and claimed legal action will be taken against the student for the misuse of funds. The South African Parliament also weighed in on the oversight stating, "this is unacceptable that such a grave mistake as this one could occur undetected on money appropriated by Parliament."

Student Accidentally Receives $1M in Financial Aid - blogged by: @its_sharr β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A South African student accidentally received...

Quicky: UPCOMING EPISODE SPOILERS FB.com/DBZexclusives Ep. 98: 0H, ALL IN VAIN! THE UNIVERSES DESPAIR! In the chaos following the start of the tournament, Goku and the others from Universe 7 are targeted by the other universes. Cut off from his teammates, Goku seems to be stuck ina tough fight fenced in by eight opponents, but even in this situation, Goku smiles calmly?! The figt quicky neatsui es Ep 99:SHOW IT OFF!KRILLIN'S RESERVES OF STRENGTH!! As one universe is quicklvannihilated,the Omni-Kings joewelohers are aghast.This causes Vegeta to lose his patience and launch an assault on the Uni- verse 6 fighters,while Goku and the others spring into action too. Gohan and the rest go into battle formation and watch the progressof the fight. Ep 100: THE AWAKENED BERSERK WARRIOR GOES WD Ep 101:HERE COMES THE WARRIOR OF JUSTICE! (Translated by Herms FB.com/DBZexclusives 🚨Spoiler Alert🚨 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ dbz dragonball dbzmemes dragonballsuper cosplay comics goku supersaiyangod onepunchman broly anime manga superman dragonballz vegeta trunks naruto hot supersaiyan beerus gohan superhero androids movie trailer zamasu like4lik bardock saiyan vegito
Quicky: UPCOMING EPISODE SPOILERS
 FB.com/DBZexclusives
 Ep. 98: 0H, ALL IN VAIN! THE UNIVERSES
 DESPAIR!
 In the chaos following the start of the tournament, Goku
 and the others from Universe 7 are targeted by the other
 universes. Cut off from his teammates, Goku seems to be
 stuck ina tough fight fenced in by eight opponents,
 but even in this situation, Goku smiles calmly?!
 The figt quicky neatsui
 es
 Ep 99:SHOW IT OFF!KRILLIN'S RESERVES
 OF STRENGTH!!
 As one universe is quicklvannihilated,the Omni-Kings
 joewelohers are aghast.This causes Vegeta
 to lose his patience and launch an assault on the Uni-
 verse 6 fighters,while Goku and the others spring into
 action too. Gohan and the rest go into battle formation
 and watch the progressof the fight.
 Ep 100: THE AWAKENED BERSERK WARRIOR GOES WD
 Ep 101:HERE COMES THE WARRIOR OF JUSTICE!
 (Translated by Herms
 FB.com/DBZexclusives
🚨Spoiler Alert🚨 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ dbz dragonball dbzmemes dragonballsuper cosplay comics goku supersaiyangod onepunchman broly anime manga superman dragonballz vegeta trunks naruto hot supersaiyan beerus gohan superhero androids movie trailer zamasu like4lik bardock saiyan vegito

🚨Spoiler Alert🚨 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ dbz dragonball dbzmemes dragonballsuper cosplay comics goku supersaiyangod onepunchman broly anime...

Quicky: 1. "l fucking lave it when a guy gets a boner while we spoon. It gets me in the mood pretty quicky 2. "Wash your dick and we'll be more willing to give you a BJ. A stinky dick doesn't get a blow job. 3. "Foreplay is amazing and absolutely crucial 4. "I don't know if all women feel the same way, but guys, if you're ever going down on me, please don't peel back the hood of my cit and dg your tongue in there like youre some starving ant eater 5. CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS 6. "A lot of the time what happens after sex means more than the actual sex. Try to be a ittle present and nurturing/affectionate, especially with rough sex. 7. "Don't speed up if you're stimulating the clit. Nice and slow gets the job done. Also don't be afraid to lick the butthole. It's 8. "One time I was just on the verge of orgasming and my significant other notices. He speeds up! Speeds up! As quickly as it came it went. That was a sad day So, the point here is that if she's about to have an orgasm, do not speed up. Just keep doing whatever it is you've been doing. 9. The clitoris is your friend Find it, nurture and play with it. Love it and shel love you back. 10. "If youre going down on me, it's SO much hotter to be teased a little bit beforehand Kiss my stomach and inner thighs, then just about you're going to FINALLY put your mouth there, you repeat the process. Drives me insane 11Β·"Moaning is hot, do it." 12. "Don't copy porn 13. Wash your hands before fingering. Some girls can get yeast infections if your hands are dirty And especially take care to wash extra well if you just ate Buffalo wings, or something. 14. "I know you just want to put it inside me but TEASE ME GODDAMMIT, TEASE ME UNTIL I'M BEGGING YOU TO FUCK ME. 15. "When youre eating me out, don't just lick. I don't just lick your dick, because while it's cute, it's probably not getting you off Suck. On. The Cit. Not directly, but on the hood covering it. This is ike a 2 minute way to get any lady off, and after the first time cumming I'm in a much kinkier mood Ready for some butt stuff 16. "If youre going to put it in her butt, make sure youve established trust that you'll stop immediately if she tells you it hurts. You don't have to abort the mission, just give her time to stretch. Also, butts are much more conducive to intrusion if you don't try to jam that thing in there in one go. You gotta lube, fit in the tip, pull back, push in, pull back, until you get it all in there. Gentle of course, you stud 17. "Don't be a noisy eater. My ex used to make the most god awful noises when he would go down on me. It was like the biggest turn off for me. The occasional mmm type moan is great, but I don't want to hear the mating call of a cookie monster up in my snatch. 18. When your woman is on top of you use your finger and push gently on the anus, but do not penetrate. 19. "I personally love when a guy mixes up his thrusts during penetration. I love long, slow thrusts mixed in with some hard, hammering, deep thrusts.. but I really, really lave when he's just about as deep as he can go and does slow, intentional, deep thrusts... like just pulling out an inch, maybe, and then back in 20, "Be vocal. Tell me where you want me, how much you wanted me, what youll do to me, in what way. Tell me what you like and it l should do it longer. Don't be afraid to moan because it's an indicator that its mutual pleasure. I love to please as much asI lave to be pleased" Now you know what to do. <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>20 things she actually wants you to do in bed</p></blockquote>
Quicky: 1. "l fucking lave it when a guy gets a boner while we spoon. It
 gets me in the mood pretty quicky
 2. "Wash your dick and we'll be more willing to give you a BJ. A
 stinky dick doesn't get a blow job.
 3. "Foreplay is amazing and absolutely crucial
 4. "I don't know if all women feel the same way, but guys, if you're
 ever going down on me, please don't peel back the hood of my cit
 and dg your tongue in there like youre some starving ant eater
 5. CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS
 6. "A lot of the time what happens after sex means more than the
 actual sex. Try to be a ittle present and nurturing/affectionate,
 especially with rough sex.
 7. "Don't speed up if you're stimulating the clit. Nice and slow gets
 the job done. Also don't be afraid to lick the butthole. It's
 8. "One time I was just on the verge of orgasming and my
 significant other notices. He speeds up! Speeds up! As quickly as
 it came it went. That was a sad day
 So, the point here is that if she's about to have an orgasm, do not
 speed up. Just keep doing whatever it is you've been doing.
 9. The clitoris is your friend Find it, nurture and play with it. Love it
 and shel love you back.
 10. "If youre going down on me, it's SO much hotter to be teased
 a little bit beforehand Kiss my stomach and inner thighs, then just
 about you're going to FINALLY put your mouth there, you repeat
 the process. Drives me insane
 11Β·"Moaning is hot, do it."
 12. "Don't copy porn
 13. Wash your hands before fingering. Some girls can get yeast
 infections if your hands are dirty
 And especially take care to wash extra well if you just ate Buffalo
 wings, or something.
 14. "I know you just want to put it inside me but TEASE ME
 GODDAMMIT, TEASE ME UNTIL I'M BEGGING YOU TO FUCK
 ME.
 15. "When youre eating me out, don't just lick. I don't just lick your
 dick, because while it's cute, it's probably not getting you off
 Suck. On. The Cit.
 Not directly, but on the hood covering it. This is ike a 2 minute
 way to get any lady off, and after the first time cumming I'm in a
 much kinkier mood
 Ready for some butt stuff
 16. "If youre going to put it in her butt, make sure youve
 established trust that you'll stop immediately if she tells you it
 hurts. You don't have to abort the mission, just give her time to
 stretch.
 Also, butts are much more conducive to intrusion if you don't try
 to jam that thing in there in one go. You gotta lube, fit in the tip,
 pull back, push in, pull back, until you get it all in there. Gentle of
 course, you stud
 17. "Don't be a noisy eater. My ex used to make the most god
 awful noises when he would go down on me. It was like the
 biggest turn off for me. The occasional mmm type moan is great,
 but I don't want to hear the mating call of a cookie monster up in
 my
 snatch.
 18. When your woman is on top of you use your finger and push
 gently on the anus, but do not penetrate.
 19. "I personally love when a guy mixes up his thrusts during
 penetration. I love long, slow thrusts mixed in with some hard,
 hammering, deep thrusts.. but I really, really lave when he's just
 about as deep as he can go and does slow, intentional, deep
 thrusts... like just pulling out an inch, maybe, and then back in
 20, "Be vocal. Tell me where you want me, how much you wanted
 me, what youll do to me, in what way. Tell me what you like and it
 l should do it longer. Don't be afraid to moan because it's an
 indicator that its mutual pleasure. I love to please as much asI
 lave to be pleased" Now you know what to do.
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>20 things she actually wants you to do in bed</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laug...

Quicky: @cd einememez You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how long it will take, but you nut even faster. Then you realize how much of a fucked up person you are and you make a meme page. And when you post a meme you only get 3 likes and 1 comment, and it just says: "Kys" So you quit your meme page and resort to cutting but you quicky realize it's for pussies. So you put the knife down and cry yourself to sleep but your anxiety and crippling depression keeps you awake at night. Then you have an existential crisis and realize life is just an endless cycle of death that cannot be stopped so you decide suicide is the only answer. But when you try to look up how to kill yourself on Google it gives you some random number so you throw your $800 MacBook Air at the wall in frustration and it shatters. So you stand there feeling like an idiot and a complete failure. You're so stupid you cant even figure out how to end your worthless existence. So instead of moping around, you decide to be productive, and go for a walk. But before you reach the door your Ex texts you and says she tested positive AIDS. Knowing you have AIDS, you decide to just take a bath to relax, and lock the door so you're not disturbed. But when you're taking a bath your 6 year old Siberian sex slave kicks the door down and finesses your cheeks. But you don't attempt to move because you have AIDS anyway. But yea can anyone relate? TTStorytime
Quicky: @cd einememez
You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how long it will take, but you nut even faster. Then you realize how much of a fucked up person you are and you make a meme page. And when you post a meme you only get 3 likes and 1 comment, and it just says: "Kys" So you quit your meme page and resort to cutting but you quicky realize it's for pussies. So you put the knife down and cry yourself to sleep but your anxiety and crippling depression keeps you awake at night. Then you have an existential crisis and realize life is just an endless cycle of death that cannot be stopped so you decide suicide is the only answer. But when you try to look up how to kill yourself on Google it gives you some random number so you throw your $800 MacBook Air at the wall in frustration and it shatters. So you stand there feeling like an idiot and a complete failure. You're so stupid you cant even figure out how to end your worthless existence. So instead of moping around, you decide to be productive, and go for a walk. But before you reach the door your Ex texts you and says she tested positive AIDS. Knowing you have AIDS, you decide to just take a bath to relax, and lock the door so you're not disturbed. But when you're taking a bath your 6 year old Siberian sex slave kicks the door down and finesses your cheeks. But you don't attempt to move because you have AIDS anyway. But yea can anyone relate? TTStorytime

You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how...

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Quicky: 10 TRICKS
 APPEAR SMART
 IN MEETINGS
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 priority Somesmes this can be
 doydreaming about your nest vacasion your net na
 bacon. When This happens it's goad to have some falback
 ricks to fa
 tricks bo
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 TO GO BACK A SLIDE
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Like Deadpool said, Maximum effort

Like Deadpool said, Maximum effort